Chapter 13: Entering Evil

It was really too easy.

Here he was, plotting a way to worm himself into the blonde's life and the freaking kid clears the way open for him, how perfect is that? Oh were we kidding, Sasuke wasn't the least bit surprised about the perfection of his luck thus far. After-all, he was perfect.

"Just make yourself at him, but don't touch the ramen if you want to live." The blonde warned with a laugh, Sasuke cringed at the thought of his mouth even touching that crap. The apartment was relatively small, not that he wasn't expecting anything else, various papers littered the floor of the living room and some empty cups of instant ramen crowed on a desk where a surprisingly updated computer sat. Naruto noticed Sasuke eyeing the object and laughed, "Like it? Kiba lent me some money to get it on top of what I had saved up over the years, it has really good picture."

Sasuke caught on to Naruto's suggestion as the blonde laughed his way into the kitchen.

"hn." Sasuke glared, like he needed to be reminded about what happened. This idiot had the audacity to rub it in his face! He took a deep breath, if he lost his cool now it would all be over and he'd end up working nights at that horrid grocery store. Sasuke made himself some-what comfortable on the couch, watching as Naruto re-appeared with two bottles of water and a radiating smile.

Lovely.

"I have a deal to make with you Sasuke." The blonde said, plopping onto the couch beside him Sasuke held back any signs of disgust as the blonde coughed loudly and cleared his throat before handing him a water bottle. Sasuke just stared at the water as Naruto continued, "Be my friend."

Sasuke looked up, surprised to see Naruto looking bashful as he examined the ceiling with his cheeks puffed out, when there was no reply after a few moments, blue eyes wondered back down and over to Sasuke.

"Be my friend and I'll forget all about it." Sasuke wanted to laugh, this was just too easy. Was this a trick from God? A sick joke of the world?

"Sure." Sasuke nodded his head; he was expecting blackmail or...something! Anything but this! Beside him the blonde oozed with joy as he animatedly started chattering on and on about various things. Sasuke wasn't listening though, he was too busy plotting.

He couldn't wait to wipe that smile off the idiots face.


Okay, so yesterday I severely burned two fingers on my left hand, and then when i was running to the bathroom somehow one of the nails on my hand caught on something on the door and pulled off the whole nail, on the same hand different finger. So my middle, my...smallest one, and my thumb are out. So you better love these chapters ok! I wrote them one handed and it took hours of frustration and korean drama to console me!

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