I'm back! And because I want Labor Day off... (And to catch up with the 14th review For the thirteenth
chapter) Here is the next chapter! And for those of you who read about Frodo and Redan (Revan I
can't remember) I love Star Wars and Lord of The Rings I just picked two characters that I thought
might add humor to the Irken Empire.
Now to torture Red.
A Week in the Horrible World of PaRr (Red's POV, Purple and Reza Romance)
I ran in. "Computer!" I yelled. "what?" It asked. "Did anyone see that? Or did I just become the
laughingstock of the Empire?" I asked. "What did you do?" It asked dully. "Do I talk like that?" I
asked. "Any way, Er..." I started. If no one saw I could pin the blame. "What?" The computer asked
upset. "Listen! My Tallest! I'm the Base's and the Massive's computer! If you can't say anything I have
much more important issues!" The Computer yelled irritated. I got my composure together. "Irk,
That want for a reputation of yours is going to get both of us killed" The Computer replied upset.
"Want?" I asked. "Oh Come on! The only real difference between you and Zim is you are afraid of
your own reflection! YOU HAVE NO REPUTATION MASTER RED" The computer yelled. "It's just
an endless wish that you know you'll never get! Like Zim and being ruler of the universe!" The
Computer finished. I opened my mouth to reply, but I couldn't think of anything. "How do you do
this?" I asked. "I had to play therapist to Zim. Be creative" The computer replied having getting it's
'Composure' together. I nodded losing interest. "Hey, er... So did anyone see what happened?" I asked.
I heard the Computer groan. "You're doing it again Master Tallest Red." It groaned. I shrugged having
forgotten why we were yelling and decided to mess around with my puppet.
Purple and Reza walked in laughing. "Hello Purple." I said turning. I saw Purple and Reza look away
quickly. "Purple you do realize what tomorrow is right?" I asked. He stared. "What? Purple how can
you forget?" I asked. "I really have no clue." I glared at the Vortian. "Probing Day! Come on Purple!
You forget the best day of the year?" I asked. "Sorry Red I was having so much fun that I guess..." He
started. "Whoa whoa. Fun? Purple! You're a Tallest! Fun, Love, anything besides happiness and anger
is a defective emotion!" I said. "I must agree Fake Master, anything besides the basic three can get you
discharged." Computer added. "Fake Master?" He asked. "2nd Tallest" Computer explained. "Well...
Maybe I just want to live a little!" He hissed. "Your Pak is mostly fine except I think the hormones are
damaged" I said. "That's surviving Red! Living! Have a Life!" Purple hissed. "That Vortian is leaving!
She is poisoning your mind with her... Books, and... Emotion!" I yelled. We glared at each other.
"Maybe you're jealous" Purple told me. The Vortian sat by looking proud of her work of us fighting.
"Jealous of What?" I asked. I had nothing to be jealous of! "You may have your height, but I will still
be more than you could ever be!" Purple hissed. I gawked.
I can't remember exactly what happened next but now a bloody Purple and me were fighting.
Ah yes I remember, I punched him square in the Jaw. "Defective, idiot!" I yelled. "Egotistical
Megalomaniac!" Purple replied as we pulled on each others antennae. I knocked him off of me spitting
out a few teeth. He glared as he did the same. "Give it up Purple I'm taller than you! And I'm smarter!"
I yelled. He glared at me in a response. I saw him pull lasers out of his Pak. I gawked, Tallests weren't
supposed to have lasers. He looked away for a minute and then pulled them back. He wiped the blood
off his face which was now a greenish-purple from the bleeding. He lunged at me and held me down
quickly. I saw him pull something out of his Pak and kept me on the floor, bleeding. "You aren't going
to kill me?" I asked. Purple got a cloth and wiped the blood off his face. "What would be the meaning
of it? You'd still be a vengeful jerk and I'd be a spiteful murderer" He replied. I saw him appear to
bandage his antennae. He tossed me a mirror barely missing my head. I stared at my scarred face,
whatever had happened exactly must have included him beating the crud out of me. One of my
antennae were broken off hanging on by a thread, I had a bad bleeding cut on my right eye, and...
I nodded. He didn't want to show me what had happened to me during the fight. "Well, this will be a
nice story for probing day." I joked. Purple smiled at me. "Yea, they will be wondering why their
Tallest have a black eye and are missing a couple teeth." Purple replied joking. "Well that was nice"
Reza said recovering from the shock of seeing us fight. Purple grabbed his wrist. "Well that's a shame,
I appear to have a broken hand" He said looking it over. I looked away lowering my now one antennae.
We looked at each other and burst out laughing. I can't imagine the faces on the guards and invaders
when their leaders walk in more beaten up than, well trash. "You guys nearly killed each other and
now less than half a degree later you're laughing about it?" She asked. We nodded. Computer broke me
out of my glued to the ground state. "Master Red would you like me to work on your antennae?" It
asked. "Yeah, a joke goes too far when your leader loses an antennae." I said as the Computer started
to work on my broken antennae. I cringed for a second. "Hey, Red..." Purple said a little scared. "You
aren't going to put me on Trial for going all... Homicidal on you." He asked. "As long as you don't
put me on Trial for going all Zim on you." I told him. "I pushed the bar though when I talked about
your height." Purple told me. "Hey, I overreacted. And punched you in the jaw making you lose a few
teeth." I said. Purple caught that I moved slightly away from him. "Why are you afraid of me?" He
asked. "Well... You just proved to me that despite your height, you could kill me in my sleep easily a
little" I told him. "Do I look like someone who would do that?" He asked. I shook my head.
"Well..."
A Day on Foodcourtia in the Restaurant I Can't Pronounce
I woke up to a horrible pain. I must have fallen too deep in to my sleep. I looked at the TV, and
wondered if it got any Irken channels I can't reach on my wrist transmitter. "All right Zim break is
over!" Sizz-Lor yelled. I cringed, why was I sent here anyway? This was horrible! Surely my Tallest
were misunderstood when they told me to go here. I got up and got in my embarrassing fish-thing
uniform I'd wear today. "Good now go entertain our best customer over there" He hissed. I glared at
him as I started to painfully dance in my suit of boiling grease. The blob guy smiled as I did so.
I glared behind me as I heard Sizz-Lor laugh as I was tortured. I didn't deserve this treatment! They
might as well... Eh... Well... Shoot me in the Pak with a laser!
About a degree later the restaurant was empty. Thanks to someone pinning the blame on me for it
I can't have a break! I have to clean up this stupid floor! I looked in another shard of glass. I could
practically see my squeedily spooch, at this rate if I didn't recharge my Pak, I was going to die.
I needed to talk to Sizz-Lor. Or maybe he wanted me to die... It would most likely be orders against
the Empire! I groaned at my energy. If he had a recharge chamber, I wouldn't have enough energy to
get to it. I might as well die on this floor! And then they can see what a world without Zim would be!
It might be great though...
I shook that thought off, they couldn't live in a world without ZIM!
Or could they? They all think I'm defective!
"We're all a little bit Defective" A feminine voice said. I shook it off, where did THAT come from?
It gave me enough motivation to not run around, rip off my Pak, flick off Sizz-Lor and die. I am too
great to die though, it feels like some past experience is telling me I am. "Zim! What did you do now?"
Sizz-Lor shouted as I heard him walking. I grinned at the opportunity to get some humor in here.
"Zim!" Sizz-Lor shouted surprised. Surprised to see my DEAD CORPSE on the floor. "No, Oh no... I
had specific orders not to kill you from the Control Brains... Just work you to the bone not kill you.."
He said panicking. For added effect I forced my Pak to shock me and I could keep my tongue out of
my mouth eyes open and blank. "One minute alive and Talking to himself and now dead!" I nearly
flinched. What on Irk did he mean talking to himself? "The Control Brains will kill me!" He said then
grunted walking out. I grinned, now would be phase two of my prank. Odd... This seems familiar,
except it seems like I did it with someone who actually cared. I shook it off. I spent my whole
smeethood in the academy like everybody else! I was a well behaved Irken!
No you weren't I blinked, where are all these feminine voices coming from!? They were all the same
voice of someone I DIDN'T KNOW. I never did anything to deserve being sent here! Or have this odd
female voice torturing me! Oh the pain...
I crawled through the vents of the building to hear Sizz-Lor get yelled at. To my surprise he took it
nicely. I was coated from top to bottom in a white substance called flour, and if he wasn't freaking out
now I would make him. I opened up the vent and used my Pak to lower me in a creepy way. "My
Tallest are you sure his death wasn't real?" He asked. Red rolled his eyes. "We know better than
anybody He. Can't. Die." They said. "Oh can't I?" I replied. Purple looked surprised and backed away.
Red grinned for some reason. "Gah! It's his Spirit!" Sizz-Lor yelled. Red snickered a little on screen.
"Sizz-Lor it's just Zim covered in flour" Red told him annoyed. "How do you know?" I asked. He
raised his eye. "You don't remember?" He asked. I shook my head. He grinned happily. "Well, have fun
getting mauled by a spirit Sizz-Lor!" He said running off screen. The lines were cut. Sizz-Lor was in a
corner. "Back spirit!" He yelled. I grinned. "You are a moron!" I said laughing. "Eh?" "It's Flour!" I
replied. He glared. "Why did you do that?" He asked. "You nearly cost me my life!" He hissed. "Well
let's see if wouldn't be too far off, considering that's going to happen if I don't recharge my Pak" I told
him. "You recharge?" He asked. I stared at him as if he were stupid. "Yes! Don't you know anything
about your leaders culture?" I demanded. I fell. "We recharge our Paks! On a vertical recharger in
which takes an hour to accurately recharge!" I hissed. "Fine I will look for this 'Vertical Table'" Sizz-
Lor replied. "Now back to work!" He hissed tossing me a mop.
"Fine..."
The Ideas of RaPr? (Red. Red and Purple Relationship)
I was laughing about Sizz-Lor thinking that was a spirit! He might as well put on a bed cloth! I
looked. Purple was with Reza AGAIN. I glared. That Vortian. "So then, you know what?" Purple said
laughing with her. "What?" I asked. "Oh, nothing Red..." He told me. "You're lying Pur." I replied. I
know he hated me calling him that, but I have called him that since we were smeets. "What were you
telling her? We have invaders to make fun of!" I hissed. Reza looked at me. I don't know what he
could see in her. "Just stories from when we were smeets" Purple told me. I glared. "Purple, the News
would kill for that information, why are you telling Her it?" I asked. "Well we're friends I thought you
would be okay with it!" Purple told me. "Well I don't trust her Purple!" I told him. His antennae heard
I called him by his full name instead of his pet-name. "And?" He asked growing dark. I glared. "Why
are you doing this Purple?" I asked. "I don't know..." He hissed. "I know! Maybe Zim, and Computer
were right! You are a defective!" I hissed. "Reza would you like a tour of Irk?" Purple asked. "I'll come
with you." I said. "No it's just for two people Red... And besides you have a reputation" Purple replied
shoving me as he left. "When is walking a two people activity? And Purple! You know how probing
day goes! There's always two!" I said. He stared. "Then I guess this year's different!" He yelled. Reza
turned to give me a quick glare before they left. "Vortians..." I hissed, she was doing something to
Purple. I glared and sat upside down on the couch. "Master Red they've been gone for 3 hours, should
I call the guards?" Computer asked. I blinked. "Was I asleep?" I asked. I promised myself not to do
such defective things. "it shows your Pak has not gained power, and brain activity has not slowed, no
you have not sleeped." Computer replied. I sighed. "What is sleeping like?" I asked. "Er... Master Red I
don't think you should be involved in such defective things" Computer replied. "Who's to say I'm not?
Computer full Pak scan for damage in the vials" I ordered. A light went over me. "Vial damage... You
are missing one Vial,but it can be easily replaced." I blinked, wow a whole missing vial. "Which is?" I
asked. "Er... The Emotion suppressor?" It replied. I groaned, felt more like that 0.8 mg of caffeine.
"Would you like me to order a new vial?" It asked. "Er... Sure. Wait! You aren't going to open up my
Pak are you?" I asked. "No I'm going to leave you with an outside vial." It replied sarcastically. I
sighed. "Does Purple still have a tracker on his Pak?" I asked. "Er. Yes!" I grinned whatever fun he's
having will be coming to an end. "Change it in to a shock collar. Or a water pump" I demanded. "Water
pump okay." I grinned and flipped the switch for what would have been an alarm. I grinned to myself.
"Master Red be careful you might morph yourself in to a defect." I rolled my eyes. If I had been
missing a vial so long I would be far beyond defectiveness.
I woke up on my Recharge chamber, I went there right before 240 degrees last night so I wouldn't be
dead this morning. "Has Purple returned?" I asked yawning. We close our eyes on the recharge
chamber as it fills our heads with images, and pre-monitions. It's like sleeping, except we're awake the
whole time. "No, would you like me to call the guards?" I opened my eye. "I'll find him, where is his
tracker?" I asked. "Over by that abandoned building." I glared. "By the Black-eyed Irkens? Typical" I
groaned. Typical for Purple to get lost there.
"I'll go find him"
Happy Labor Day! Hope you all enjoy it! So here's this chapter dedicated to work! By some Coincidence! And now you know what recharging is! Next chapter we meet a character I like to call:
The Most B.A character before Lon, Sumera, and Blackheart. Guess. I'll give you some dialog from
the next chapter so you can guess. (Just say anyone she might be related to and then relation)
"What do you know? It's my Almighty Tallest. Having fun ruling a failing planet?"
Guess it's almost obvious.