Author's Note: Here's the next chapter! Enjoy!

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Disclaimer: The idea and everything was though out by dwennon. None of the idea came from me; I only changed it from Kantai to Fire Emblem. Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo.

Law 15: The 'I have the prettier wife' and 'my wife is stronger' sentence are never to be said again. Some of the Lords are shallow, and they will punch you on the littlest of things.

"My wife is more beautiful!"

"Bah! My wife is beautiful!"

Where the shout that can be heard from inside the tavern, "Why me!" the barkeeper exclaim, cowering under a table. Why is it always his place?

The sound of glass breaking was heard, that was Hector punching Sigurd in the face ccausing him to fly and destroy the glass case. "Ha! You-" he never finished, because Hector just got gut punch, making him fly and land, breaking a table. The people, who were really smart, evacuated the premises. If there was one thing you don't do is get in between are 2 Lords fighting.

"What is going on here?" Marth exclaimed Chrom and Corrin behind him. They were just going for a drink, when they saw the tavern in chaos, and in the middle of it where 2 person that was wrestling on the floor.

"My. Wife. Is. Prettier." Hector said, in between words while punching Sigurd. "No! Mine is!" Sigurd kneed Hector making him stop; he rolls out of the way. "Really, another pointless fight. You guys are Kings! You're supposed to be dignified!" Marth tried to stop the 2 but was punch in the face. "Shut up!" and they continue fighting.

"I don't know why you guys are fighting; I mean my wife is more beautiful." Corrin said, confuse. "You should've never said that." Chrom ducked at the nearest table, the next thing Corrin knew he was on the floor, sporting a black eye. "That's it!" Corrin roars and joins the fight. "Great x10 grandpa! Are you okay?" Chrom asked, a limp Marth in his arms. "I'm okay! Great x10 grandchild."

"At least mine wasn't brainwashed and had a kid with another man!" Hector shouted,

"You fucker!" Sigurd roared and punches Hector in the face.

"Ha! At least my wife's families weren't poisoned!" Corrin said, punching Hector in the gut.

"You are related!" Sigurd and Hector both said, tackling Corrin on the floor.

"That's it; this is getting to out of hand! We are stopping this!" Marth said, standing up. "Yeah….no." Chrom deadpans. He was not going in that brawl. "There is only one way, to stop this! Ha! You small fries, your wife is no match against Caeda."

Not a second later, Marth was on the floor, being beaten up. "Yeah, thought so." Chrom docks when a chair flew through his head. "What is going on here?" This time Ryoma and Xander comes in, "What the fuck is going on!"

"Who has the better waifu brawl!" Chrom answered, the 2 new Lords in the series cringe. Waifu brawl where bloody, a single comment will make you land in either a healer's tent or a broken brain.

"Good thing you didn't join!" Ryoma said with a strain smile, he flinch when he saw his brother fly through a wall, leaving a Corrin shaped hole,

Marth was being stepped on. "We've got to stop this! Camilla will kill these guys if she finds out what happened to our brother!" Xander exclaimed, fear can be clearly heard in his voice, they shiver. They don't want a Yandere Camilla storming this place. "I'll call Deirdrei!" Chrom volunteered, fishing out his phone. "I'll get Lyn!" Ryoma did the same.

"Hey, Deirdrei! It's your husband he's-." Chrom begun but was cut off, "I'm on my way!" the next thing he knew Derdrei was beside her, phone still in hand. "What's the problem?"

"Waifu brawl!" Chrom yelled,

"Shit! I need another one to stop this!"

"Lyn is on the way!" Ryoma said, putting his phone down, the door to the tavern was suddenly blown off its hinges. "I heard it's a Waifu brawl! Deirdrei! Maneuver, Alpha 1!" Lyn shouted drawing Mani Katti and Sol Katti of her hips,

"Got it!" the 3 lords knowing what was going to happen, runs away as fast as their legs can carry them.

"So, how much do you think is the damage?" Chrom asked, hands on his knees, breathing hard. "Nothing a 2 Lords can pay," Xander choked out in between breathes, the earth suddenly shook, making the 3 fall on the ground.

There on the horizon was a giant mushroom cloud, the cross roads Village obliterated off the map. "It's a good thing the people evacuated!" Chrom said, "They're to use to this kind of things after all."

Ryoma only nods in agreement.