"Stupid Alfred." Alaska murmured to himself as he walked down the road. "I am Russo-Canadian. Mama is Canadian and papa is Russian." he violently kicked an old McDonald's bag. "And honestly, can't he be a bit more careful of where he puts his trash? That Swiss person has no trouble at all. It's all clean where he lives...I wish I could go to Europe. I want to go home with papa and see mama." Alexei sighed, looking longingly east. "I wish I had-" he stopped in his tracks, staring at a shooting star across the sky.
"Oh!" the Alaskan closed his eyes and held his breath. I wish... he thought I wish I had a friend when I wasn't with mama or papa or Michigan. He opened his eyes to another star, brilliantly streaking across...
Oh, wait. That was just Italy again.
"Hmph." Alaska walked off in his own direction, opposite of the Italians. "I thought he would have some more common sense.'' he walked a while longer, staring into space, thinking of how he was a state, how he was Alaska. He was a...
"-Kuma, Kuma, Kuma!~" Alaska turned, startled to see a singing polar bear. "Not a car! Kuma, Kuma, Kuma!~"
"Um..." he inched closer to the bear cautiously. "What are you doing here?"
"My arch rivals are fried shrimp!~"
"Hey..."
"I think I was chocolate in my past life!~"
"Who are you?"
"Hm?" it looked up at him. "I'm Kuma..." the bear, Kuma-something-or- other, looked at the sky like Alexei had earlier. "Ku...ma..."
Apparently, it forgot it's name. The self-proclaimed Russo-Canadian tried to remember where he'd heard the name before.
"Ku...ma...KICHI!" he blurted out without considering the fact there was a talking, singing, small polar bear who had amnesia. Alaska picked up Kumakichi and walked off to teach him the joy of salmon.
A/N
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Who was the bear again?
Kidding! I know Kumajiro. He's Canada's bear! Somehow, Alexei didn't know that.
Also, yes, the 'I am a bear' song is real and those are some lyrics.
And one more thing; salmon. There is a website for Alaskan salmon, so yes, salmon were necessary.
Never keep typing if your eyes start getting tired at 11 at night (that statement must make me a hypocrite) and please review!