"And the Conrad's win! Congratulations!"

They all wave at the crowd.

"Easy."

Panda groans.

"Yeah, for you. You guarded the base the whole time."

Nathan smirks.

"Yeah, and nothing got in!"

Joey rolls his eyes.

"You move on to the next round! Be here tommorow at 2:00!"

Zodiac sighs.

"Oh, it's later this time... Good."

They walk out of the battle ground.

"We have a tower control match tomorrow. Panda, scout the team that we're gonna face. The rest of you, switch your weapons."

Everyone sighs, and starts moving.

Nathan goes and sits down.

"This is gonna be a snap. I'll show fizz... Unless he loses... Heh. That would be amazing."

He looks at the two teams moving into the battle ground.

"Which one of those two am I going to fight...?"

He sees panda sit down in the bleachers.

"He's doing good... I might just keep him."

He nods.

"I'll ask him about it. He might be the perfect forth."

He shrugs.

"I guess we'll see..."

He groans and looks at his hand.

"Ugh, it's flaring up again. Where's my drink?"

He looks through his bag and pulls out a cup, which he takes a drink from.

"I hate these fucking burns. But at least zodiac's paying his dues."

He rubs the scorch mark on his hand again before getting up and walking away.

-segmentline-

"This could be a problem."

Arron nods.

"They really struck gold with that panda guy. He really plays the team man."

"Mhmm. We might have to rethink our strategy."

Arron shrugs.

"Let's just focus on the now. We can take down the team we're facing easily. It's splat zones, right?"

Anthony nods.

"Yeah. So we just do what we do. Easy."

Anthony sighs.

"You're really prepared for this, aren't you?"

Arron kisses Anthony.

"I've been preparing since you guys first met me."

Anthony smiles.

"Hey... That sounds familiar!"

Arron giggles.

"Exactly. So you should know how it's gonna turn out."

Anthony laughs.

"Damn, you're good. I trust you more the anyone, so I'll follow your plan."

"I can't believe fizz gave me planner... He loves planning!"

"He knew you were better. Just like how he gave me support, and Karl offensive."

"He's defence, right?"

"Yeah. 'whether splat zones or moving towers, I can handle it.' that's what he said."

Arron smiles.

"I guess we all had some preparation, didn't we?"

Anthony nods.

"I'm sure we'll do great. We work better as a team then anyone else."

Arron leans back.

"We still got hours to go though..."

Anthony looks at the TV.

"Guess we should do some studying, huh?"

Arron looks at him.

"Stop reading my mind."

-segmentline-

Fizz, Sarah and Karl are walking through the plaza.

"Dude, you're going to fuck them up."

Fizz grins.

"Hell yeah dude! Let's do thi-!"

He trips over something, stumbling before falling.

"Ow...what?"

He sees a crack in the concrete.

"What in the world?"

He reaches in the crack, feels something hard, and pulls it out.

It's a CD case.

"Relics?!"

Sarah gasps.

He flips through it, 20 different new relics.

"Holy shit. I need to play this."

Karl laughs.

"Back to my house then?"

"You know it!"

Fizz stuffs the case into his pocket, and takes off running, with Karl and Sarah following.

Someone steps into the plaza, and looks at the crack.

"Damn it... Someone took it... I need that back..."

He steps back out of sight, grumbling.

While fizz is running, he texts Pearl to meet him at Karl's house.

"She'll love these!"

They enter the house, and fizz places the case next to the stereo.

Pearl comes running in.

"I heard you had relics?"

Fizz grins and points at the case.

"We don't really have time to play them, unfortunately. I was hoping you and Sarah could take the case to the institute."

Sarah waves at pearl, who returns it.

"What institute?"

Fizz tosses the case to Sarah.

"The relic reconstruction institute. They restore old disks and such, but these are in perfect shape, so you should just be able to give it to them."

Sarah nods.

"Alright, c'mon Karl. We got a battle to win."

They run out, leaving Sarah and pearl with the case.

Pearl chuckles.

"Guess it's just you and me, huh? We've got a long way to walk, the place is on the other side of the city."

She gestures for Sarah to follow her, and they exit the building, closing the door behind them.

-segmentline-

"Where the hell are they?"

Anthony looks around.

Arron nervously taps his foot.

"They have three minutes..."

Fizz runs up, and stops, but not before stumbling a bit.

Karl slams into Arron.

"OW! WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Sorry! We had to bolt over here."

Anthony glares at fizz.

"Why did you take so long?"

"We found some relics and lost track of time."

A loud ring sounds out, causing everyone to cover their ears.

"Will the organs, and W.U.T please report to the respawn pad?"

"We're up. Let's rock this."

Anthony puts his hand up.

"Fuck, well, here we go."

Karl puts his hand up.

"Stick to the plan, and we'll win this."

Arron puts his hand up.

"Woomy."

Fizz puts his hand up.

They walk over to the pad.

An inkling with a clipboard walks over.

"Alright. The two teams with be playing splat zones. Is everyone clear on the rules?"

Everyone nods.

"Alright. Will everyone annonce their weapons for the records?"

Anthony speaks up first.

"Splatterscope."

"Hydra splattaling gun."

"Lunar blaster."

The three look at fizz, who smirks.

"Krak-on roller."

He pulls out the roller.

"Wait, but-"

Fizz shushes Karl.

The other team calls their weapons, and the game starts.

Despite getting knocked out for a bit at the beginning, they end up in the lead.

"Almost there guys! Just a little longer!"

Anthony stares down at the field.

"Come on... Peek you fag..."

An inkling turns the corner Anthony is starting at, and is splatted immediately.

"Hah. Fucker."

Arron slips through the ink, promptly popping out and splatting the player he was nearest to.

"Damn, this weapon was the right call."

Karl stands in the center, shooting at someone in cover.

"COME ON OUT! YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!"

He gets hit from behind, and he swings his weapon around, hitting the person in the face.

"Well done dude, maybe next time you shouldn't stand so close."

He then splats him.

Fizz is sitting in the splat zone.

"Yo, can you guys like let them through? I haven't splatted anyone."

The buzzer loudly announces the end.

"And the winner is... W.U.T!"

Arron and Anthony kiss, while Karl and fizz fist bump.

"Come back tomorrow at 3:00!"

They all walk away.

"Well, that went well. This should be a piece of cake."

"Yeah. See you guys later. Me and Arron are gonna order some pizza."

Karl laughs.

"Yeah, and fuck afterwards, like you always do."

Anthony shakes his head.

"We're giving ourselves a break. We did kinda fuck all day Saturday."

Fizz and Karl look at each other.

"Like...all day? No breaks?"

Arron smiles.

"Nope."

Fizz claps.

"Well, congrats. You one upped me and Karl without even trying."

"Mhmm. We are just that good."

Fizz rolls his eyes.

"I'm gonna go wait for Pearl and Sarah to come back. See ya."

He walks off.

Karl shrugs.

"I might fuck Callie, I dunno. You guys enjoy your pizza."

He walks off.

Anthony puts his arm out.

"Shall we?"

Arron wraps his arm around it.

"Of course!"

-segmentline-

Pearl and Sarah walk through the door to the institute.

"Ah, Pearl. Come to see if there are any new relics? Again?"

Pearl smirks and hands over the CD case.

"Nah, I went and found some myself since you guys are so useless."

The man behind the counter flips through the case, a look of delight on his face.

"20 full new relics?! How?!"

"My friend fizz found them. He had something to do, so he asked me to deliver them."

The man glares at Sarah.

"And... The ingrate?"

Sarah tears up.

Pearl slams her hand on the desk.

"Hey! Watch your mouth buddy! She is a perfectly good octoling, and you are being unfair!"

The man chuckles.

"I'll credit the finding of this set of relics to fizz and Pearl. Good?"

Pearl scowls before nodding.

"Good. You can leave now. We'll have them playing as soon as possible."

They walk out, and Sarah sighs.

"Why do so many people hate me?"

Pearl groans.

"Ever notice which people specifically hate you?"

Sarah thinks for a moment.

"They...were all older!"

Pearl smiles.

"Exactly. The older ones keep holding on to their racist beliefs, while us younger squids have moved on. So don't let it get to you."

Sarah smiles.

"Let's get home. I want to relax."

Pearl smirks.

"You wanna fuck fizz, don't ya?"

Sarah blushes and turns away.

"Yes..."

Pearl laughs.

"Well, don't let me keep you. I'm heading home. See you sometime!"

She runs off, waving.

Sarah smiles.

"Wait... Where do I go?"

-segmentline-

Fizz flips through the channels.

"Nothing on..."

He sits up and looks at the door.

"Whenever nothing's on, someone comes barging in."

He stares at the door for about 5 seconds when the door opens, and Zoey walks in.

"Hah. Called it."

The octoling walks in.

"Woah, what? Why are you bringing me another octoling?"

Zoey sits down and sighs.

"She needs to get back to the Military district. I thought Sarah might be able to help."

"She's not here. I think she'll be back soon though."

Zoey groans.

"Dammit, I just need a break."

"Didn't John help you last time?"

"He's not exactly here, is he?"

The octoling shuffles torward the couch.

"I... Uh... Can I sit down?"

Fizz nods.

"So, why are you trying to get to the military district?"

"My squad was killed. I'm going to report it."

Fizz blinks.

"Um... Sorry?"

The octoling sighs.

"No, don't apologise."

Fizz frowns.

"So...what's your-"

Sarah walks in.

"Hey, fizz? Can we fu-"

She sees Zoey and the octoling.

"Alright, I'm all for foursomes, but-"

Fizz facepalms.

"The octoling's here to ask directions to the military district."

Sarah freezes up, and coughs.

"The military district...? I haven't been there in weeks... But from the residential district you just turn down the street I believe."

Zoey gawks, and turns to the octoling.

She has her head down, while looking up.

"YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY, DIDN'T YOU?!"

The octoling sighs.

"I don't want to go back..."

Fizz rubs his forehead.

"We are not doing this again. No body has an extra bedroom anymore."

He suddenly stands up and snaps his fingers.

"Pearl."

Sarah looks at him confused, as he grabs his phone and starts typing a message.

"What's your name."

The octoling blinks.

"Uh, mine?"

Fizz nods.

"Marina..."

He finishes the message.

"There. She'll be here soon to pick you up. What do you know about being a DJ?"

Marina smiles.

"I love being a DJ! It was what I did before they shoved me into the army..."

"Perfect! Your gonna work with Pearl on a song she's been working on."

Marina nods.

"Alright... I can do that..."

She bites her lip.

"I hope she's... Never mind."

Fizz giggles.

Everyone looks at him.

"What's so funny?"

He laughs.

"I just realized. You're really messing with octolings a lot now, aren't you Zoey?"

Zoey laughs.

"Working both for and against them at the same time... That is pretty funny."

Sarah rolls her eyes.

"Yeah, real funny."

Zoey sighs.

"Look, I'm sorry for misjudging you. It just seemed so obvious that it was you."

"Apology accepted. Now, marina."

Marina picks her head up.

"How can we be sure you aren't some sort of spy?"

"I just don't want to be in that place anymore. You can throw me out if anything bad happens..."

Sarah nods.

"Good. I'm sure pearl wouldn't be very happy if you were to report all of our weaknesses and stuff. She's can get quite agressive."

Fizz nods.

"It works in her favor though. With her being a rapper and all."

Marina perks up.

"Wait, she's a rapper? Cool! I've always wanted to meet a rapper, their lyrical prowess is unmatched in Octo valley!"

"Well, she should be here soon, so hopefully she takes a liking to you."

They talk about various other topics for a bit, until the door opens.

"So, I hear you have an octoling for me?"

Pearl walks in.

"And she's hot too, perfect."

Marina blushes, while fizz chuckles.

"What Octoling isn't hot? Like honestly."

Pearl claps her hands together.

"Well, we have work to do. Come on Marina!"

Marina gets up, and walks out with Pearl.

Zoey gets up as well.

"I'm going home to see John. See you whenever."

Fizz nods.

"Today's been fun...I think. Whatever."

"So can we fuck now?"

Fizz looks at Sarah, who's already stripped down.

"Yeah. I need this."

They walk to the bedroom.

Sarah lays down on the bed while fizz strips down.

" Hand me a pill."

Fizz grabs a pill, and tosses it to Sarah, who swallows it.

"Now let's get this started~"

Fizz gets on the bed, and leans over her.

He enters her quickly.

"Mmmmmnnnn..."

He starts moving fast, with Sarah moaning loudly.

"I never get tired of this~!"

She orgasms, letting out a long moan.

Fizz pulls her head up and kisses her.

He goes as fast as he can, until he finally finishes.

He pulls out and sits down.

"Neither do I..."

Sarah gets up and takes his dick into her mouth.

He takes a sharp breath, before relaxing.

She sucks him off for a while, until he cums again.

She takes herself off, and swallows.

"It's almost better everytime..."

Fizz takes a deep breath, and gets up.

"I'm not sure how..."

Sarah shrugs.

"Maybe it's just inkling ink."

Sarah sighs.

"My tension gets destroyed during sex. I think I've found my man."

Fizz laughs.

"So what does that mean exactly?"

Sarah grabs fizz and kisses him.

They stay there for a while, until Sarah pushes him off.

"It means I love you."

Fizz smiles.

"I realized I love you when I was tied to that damn bed. I can see what Arron meant now."

"What did Arron say?"

"I was stuck in a closet! You were all I had to think about!"

Sarah smiles and hugs fizz.

"You dork."

Fizz shrugs.

"Eh, I've been called worse."

Sarah breaks away and looks at her goggles on the table.

"When did I stop wearing these again?"

"When you moved in with me."

She smiles, and takes them off and throws them on the floor.

They break in half.

"I'm not going back. So I won't be needing those anymore."

Fizz chuckles.

"Well, I'm gonna get in bed, care to join me?"

Sarah turns and looks at him.

"Oh yeah, I'm tired."

They both get into bed.

-segmentline-

"Swing!'

The lights blare harshly in the building.

"Keep it going!"

Several inklings are dancing on the floor, while others sit at a bar.

"See? I told you this would be fun."

The man turns.

"We still lost both of them. What are we supposed to do now?"

"Well, we could look for them..."

The man snorts.

"Yeah, because that's a good idea."

The women shrugs.

"Maybe we just look for... The other one?"

The man swivels around fully.

"We don't even know where she is! Finding her would be impossible!"

"Dreams do come true!"

They both look at the DJ, who's messing with a new disk it seems.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have 20 new relics for you tonight!'

Cheers are heard.

"Let's start with this tune sent in by... Fizz and pearl!"

The two at the bar frown.

"Ugh, I hate the relics. And one submitted by fizz will be infinitely worse. Let's go."

They get up, and walk out.

-segmentline-

The doctor walks through the streets.

"Rough day... Can't wait to get some sleep..."

He sees movement in an alley.

"Hmm? Someone there?"

A inkling in squid form comes swimming out.

"A baby? What are you doing here?"

He picks it up, and checks it.

"Hmm. No definite gender... Must only be 3 years old."

He puts the baby in his bag.

"I'll test who it belongs to tomorrow."

Karl slumps out of bed.

"Ouch."

Callie mumbles something, and rolls over.

Karl gets up, and puts some clothes on.

He walks out, and sits down in the kitchen for breakfast.

" Cereal? No... Waffles."

He grabs a few waffles and puts them in the toaster.

"Mornin'."

Karl turns and looks at Callie, who has yet to put any clothes on.

"Morning. You plan to be a nudist today?"

Callie shrugs.

"Maybe. I miss having everybody gawking at my body constantly."

Karl laughs.

"Of course you do. But you are definitely right. It is something to gawk at."

She moves her hands down her curves.

"Look at that, I've even grown a bit!"

Karl looks at her.

"I don't see any difference..."

"Well, unless you were going to strip clubs at 14, you wouldn't."

She lifts up her tits for a moment.

"These used to be C cups. Can you believe it?"

Karl blinks, and shakes his head.

Callie stares at him in amusement.

"You don't really care, do you?"

She walks closer to him.

"You probably just like how big they are, don't you?"

Karl rubs his arm.

Callie laughs.

"Yeah, can't blame you. Now I'm gonna get some clothes on."

She walks off, and the toaster pops.

"Well, that was not a conversation I expected to have today."

He takes the waffles out and puts them on a plate.

Callie walks back in, still naked.

"Do you know where I threw my clothes? I don't remember where we stripped."

"Living room I think..."

She walks off.

"Ah! Here they are."

He snickers.

"Alright, I gotta go do the news. See you later!"

"Yep!"

He hears the door open and close.

"I should practice. I should."

He puts the plate in the sink and sits on the couch.

"But nah."

-segmentline-

Anthony wakes up, and pulls himself off the couch.

He hears a yawn.

"Arron, what's for breakfast?"

"Mm... Cereal."

Anthony shrugs.

"Good enough."

He walks to the table and sits down.

Arron sets all the stuff down.

"So, how's the battle looking today?"

"It's tower control. We never lose tower control."

Anthony laughs.

"Yeah, especially with your new lunar blaster."

"This'll be easy. Don't even worry."

They fist bump.

Anthony hears his phone beep.

"Who's texting me this early?"

He looks at it.

"Ugh, Nathan."

"What's it say?"

"You should switch sides while you still have the chance."

Arron frowns.

"Seriously? Is that a threat?"

Anthony shrugs.

"No idea. Just watch your back, ok?"

He nods.

"Let's go practice. I need some time to get used to this blaster."

"You seemed fine yesterday..."

"Still."

Anthony shrugs.

"Alright, let's go."