Who's a Space Cowboy? Me!
"What in the world?" Shepard stared at Grunt, who had some bizarre-looking plastic contraption stuck on his head and the forequarters of a plastic space cow held in front of him.
"Another gift from Fish Dog Food Shack," Garrus said as he wandered by. They're doing a promotion for the new Blasto movie. Gorton the Salarian becomes Blasto's sidekick in this one, and he's been a huge hit with the younger crowd." He took another look at Grunt, 'galloping' the space cow about the CIC. "And with the young at heart, it seems."
"And the thing on his head?"
"They're supposed to be salarian horns. Gorton and Blasto get stranded on a deserted planet, and Gorton takes to riding the space cows to get around."
Grunt galloped past them, then pulled up his 'cow' with a strange bellowing sound. "Who's a space cowboy?" he asked gleefully, then, without waiting for an answer, yelled, "ME!" and galloped off again.
"Blasto 12, is it?" Shepard asked, and Garrus nodded. "Remind me to give it a miss, this time around."