I don't own anything.

I wish I did.

I wished for money from the tooth fairy too, but that didn't happen. I got markers. That I already bought. The tooth fairy sucks. And so does other things in life, like not owning Twilight, or Ozark Water.

Alice POV

Coach people are MEAN! I mean some guy thought hitting on me was, "Hey Shorty, a little young to be a flight attendant. That's alright though, I like small." I slapped him, softly, and said, "My boyfriend can beat the crap outta you." And I walked away. God! I hate these people. Another woman said, "Honey, can I have Wa-a-t-e-r?" What am I a retard? So I came back with water with oxi clean in it, and said, "The box said add water on it." And I handed it to her and walked away. She buzzed her stupid little buzzer and I went back out smiling fakely

"Honey- I asked for Wa-a-t-e-r." She said. I smiled sweetly and waited to see if we would get turbulence. My watch read, 8:43 and I walked to the pudgy red haired women. I "slipped" and the turbulence made me splash all the water on her.

I unscrewed the top of the Ozark water bottle and sauntered out. I pulled the top off and put a cup on her table. I started to pour, then the plane jerked and I overly did it by dropping the water and falling backwards, holding onto the man behind me's chair.

I stood up and looked at my gown not meeting the women's eyes, afraid I would burst out laughing.

"My uniform!" I exclaimed and I ran off snickering. Bella stood with her hand on her hip staring at me.

"Apologize Mary Alice Brandon Cullen-Hale." She said angrily.

"Why! She thinks I am RETARDED!" I whined.

"Alice, GO!" Bella barked. I groaned but didn't comply, only going to get napkins to dry the small splatter on my outfit. Bella grabbed me, and dragged me to the opening. I didn't have time to fight so I said something that would piss Edward off, STOP FLIRTING WITH HER! GOD BELLA SAY NO!

I distracted myself by thinking of what the guy looked like.

Edward came and then he stepped into our compartment, to see Bella holding me by my neck and Bella fuming angry.

Edward POV

Mike and Jae had left and I was singing to Nessie so she would fall asleep. Milk does that to her. Sigh. I wish my love was here. Suddenly I heard Alice scream, STOP FLIRTING WITH HER! GOD BELLA SAY NO!

Someone is flirting with Bella? It is probably Newton. I gently set Nessie down and strode quickly to their attendant compartment. I saw Bella fuming angry and Alice smiling slightly, as if caught. Alice was laying on the floor, Bella holding her up by her neck.

"This is really uncomfortable…. AHAH! Wait till Jasper hears about this Bella! I can make him do things to you!" Alice threatened, but she wasn't thinking of what Jasper would do to my love.

"Bella, please, what is wrong?" I asked her fighting the urge to laugh.

"Come on Alice! It is one word!" Bella exclaimed exasperatedly.

I chuckled as I saw what Alice did. Alice didn't say sorry if she didn't want to.

"OKAY!" Alice cried yanking herself away from Bella. Now she was standing in between me and Bella. I hugged Bella and kissed her.

"Ew… Please? Do you mind?" Alice asked.

Daddy? There is a man here giving me something! DADDY!

Nessie screamed.

I broke away from Bella and ran at a human pace back to my seat to see Newton standing beside Nessie.

"Mike?" I asked trying to keep the venom out of my voice.

"Hey… Ed-Lance."

"Hello." I said sitting beside my daughter, straightening her hair.

"Daddy!" Nessie cried. I unbuckled her and put her on my lap.

"Did you need something?" I snapped, a little too harshly.

"What?" He stammered.

I kissed Ness's hair and glared at Mike.

"What were you giving my daughter?" I asked.

"Uh…"

Crap! I thought MAYBE if I got the kid maybe I could bribe Jae to go out with me.

Venom filled my mouth from my hate for this boy. Bribing MY daughter FOR JAE! Ugh… I could KILL him…

"Well?" I asked angrily.

"I am better for your girl then you are! I know it. You seem to be just like your brother. You probably love your Volvo more than Jae." Mike said.

Is he implying I love my car more than Bella? I will Bella forever, I will never stop. My car will die, and I will buy another. I love Nessie and Bella more than anything in the entire world. What would I do without them?

"Really? I left EVERYTHING I had in Italy to come and stay with Jae and her family. I bet you and the wife you never will have, will meet at a party and have a one night stand, you get her pregnant and you marry her out of pity than of love." I snapped angrily. Nessie tensed, feeling my anger. She placed her palm on my arm.

It was Mike, a check mark and a X. I was by the X. Bella was too. And Alice, and Jae, and everyone Nessie knew. But Nessie was in the middle not knowing where to go. She started going to the X and I nodded. Nessie dropped her hand looking satisfied.

"I have known Jessica for a while! And it's not my fault she came onto ME!" Mike hissed angrily. I was right? Wow. That's nice.

"So is it a Mike or a Jessica?" I asked lightly.

"Both." He sneered.

My insides crumbled ever so slightly. If child birth hadn't killed Bella, I would give anything to have another child. Maybe a boy, I would love to have a boy.

"Congrats. I hope your children live happy." I told him and held Nessie tighter. Good luck Jae, if she had any less patience then me, then Newton would die. And I wouldn't mind.

Jae POV

My heart was aching. I felt like I was missing something, big. Like a arm, or a leg. I missed Seth. And his warm body close to my cold one. I felt like the world was on fire, but I loved it. I wished I could jump off this plane and fall, fall until I hit the ground. But Seth would be there to catch me. He would say, "Jae, you're like Bella. Just wait." I chuckled sadly and slid to the ground holding my knees, so I was in a ball. The feeling before I died returned. I felt like I was falling apart. My heart was tearing. A soft cry for help escaped my lips. Tears would have been falling if I was human. Suddenly I heard Alice's heals clacking as she ran quickly to me. I cried out again, and another pair of heals came. Suddenly Bella and Alice were standing over me.

"Alice." I managed to choke out without screaming.

"Jae. Jae! Calm down." Alice said crouching down to sit beside me on my left. Bella did the same on my right.

"I can't!" I choked out hysterical screams building up.

"Seth." Bella whispered. It felt like she took a knife to my heart and twisted.

I gasped at his name.

"Tell Edward to call him NOW!" Alice told Bella. Bella nodded and ran off.

She came back with Edward who was holding a cordless chunky phone.

He dialed quickly and handed me the phone. I felt retarded, acting like this. But I couldn't control it. I felt like I was dying on the inside.

"Hello?" My glorious boyfriend asked.

The pain subsided slightly.

"Seth." I breathed. He didn't speak.

The pain grew with his silence.

"Jae?" He whispered.

"Seth, it's me." I assured him, my voice growing steady as he spoke.

"Jae! I thought you were hurt! I mean…. Well! I was so scared, and.." Seth's words continued to make the pain go away.

"Seth, I am sorry. Really I am." I told him.

"Jae, I am so glad you called but where are you? And why did you call, I mean I don't mind but is something wrong?" Seth asked.

"No…. I kinda…..um… broke down." I admitted biting on my lower lip embarrassed.

"That's my fault. The imprint does that. That is why Jake is around Ness so much. He doesn't want her to hurt. And I didn't pay attention." Seth said quietly.

"Jake and Nessie?" I asked amazed. She was so little!

"Yeah." Seth said. I could picture him smiling. I wished I could see him. For a hour we talked, then we had to go around and take dinner orders.

I told him I loved him and hung up. Beef with mash potatoes, or spaghetti with meatballs, for coach, and fish with veggies, or some fancy pasta for first class was what was on the dinner menu.

I took Ness's order, purposely skipping Edward.

"Can you go get the beef from Bella. Ness loves mashed potatoes." Edward asked.

"Of course." I told him and I walked to Bella's station to snag a beef and mashed potatoes tray. Nessie gobbled all the mashed potatoes.

I served everyone and saw Mike eating a fish platter.

"Hey Jae. Wanna eat?" He asked.

"I am fine. No thanks." I told him leaning on the tray compartments.

"Come on, this fish is amazing and a lot of people asked for the pasta." He told me.

"NO! I am fine!" I said. I bet my eyes would have turned black but I blinked returning them to their blue.

"Come on!" Mike pestered.

I clenched my fist from so I didn't slap him.

"Please?" He asked trying to be seductive. That ended it. I grabbed a pasta dish and he smiled proudly. I uncapped it and dumped it on his head.

"SHUT UP." I told him angrily stomping to find someone who could calm me down. I stopped by Edward, who was laughing his head off.

"He deserved it." I told him.

"Yes." Edward agreed shaking his head.

"Daddy! Potatoes Yummy!" Nessie said lifting her spoon to eat more potatoes.

"Remind me to make her a mash potatoes birthday cake." I told him smiling.

"She would be the only one who could eat it." He reminded me.

"Ha. Right." I rolled my eyes and took a piece of beef from her plate without her noticing.

"I dare you to eat this." I told him.

He rolled his eyes and took it and popped it in his mouth. He gagged at the taste, of dirt, but managed to swallow it.

"Excuse me." He smirked walking to the bathroom. Well there goes the piece of beef. I smiled to myself and took Edward's chair and smiled at Nessie as she spooned more mash potatoes in her mouth. Then she grabbed the piece of chocolate cake and ate it smiling.

"Hey cutie!" I told her.

"Where did Daddy go?" She asked.

"I don't know." I lied.

"You want some?" She asked handing me a piece of beef on a fork.

"You eat your food kiddo." I told her smiling.

"Okay." Nessie said, and she angled her fork so she could eat it.

I smiled. I wished I had that potential for Seth. He would be great with kids. I sighed and watched Nessie with loving eyes.

"Rosalie wished that too." Edward said softly from behind me. I jumped up, letting him have his seat back.

He sat, smiling with pity. Pity I didn't want.

"Who changed me?" I asked. I didn't know. Or remember. Edward winced.

"Alice. Seth asked me to do it, but before I bit you he asked Alice do it." Edward said.

I was glad Alice did it. I was close to Alice. And Bella. But for some reason, I believed asking Bella to do it was wrong. I mean, they don't talk about each other's human life, only hers. Maybe she is the youngest.

"Yes. She is." Edward smiled.

"Then Alice was a good choice." I stated.

"Alice always is." Edward smiled.

I kissed Nessie's forhead and grabbed her finished tray. Nessie yawned and leaned on her dad. I watched as he lifted her effortlessly and set her on his lap. She yawned and snuggled in his lap. I smiled, for they were so cute. I got a idea, but started to sing So what by Pink so it would be a surprise.

I hurried to find Bella, and whispered lowly, even though I knew Edward could hear, "Block your mind." "Bella open yours." Alice saw my plan! I touched Bella and turned her into a girl Alice showed me. Lauren I think her name was. Bella smiled and hugged me.

"I can do this." She said, her voice altered from the beautiful bells to a nasal ugly voice.

She sauntered out and I laughed.

"She looks terrible." I said. Bella looked, smelled, talked, thought, like this Lauren girl. We watched, waiting to see Edward's reaction.

Bella POV

This idea was amazing. I looked like that skank Lauren. Same fake blond hair, thoughts, and everything. My thoughts kept thinking how cute every guy was that I passed. I was in there, but Jae's power was amazing.

"Hi!" I exclaimed stopping by Edward.

"Lauren?" He asked incredulously.

"Yeah! Oh my gosh!" I exclaimed standing beside him.

"What are you doing here?" He asked, obviously uncomfortable. I am so screwed when he finds out.

"Mike brought me along!" I exclaimed like it was the most obvious thing in the entire world.

"Oh." He stated.

"Edward, you don't look A BIT different." I purred, using Lauren's failure of a seductive voice.

"You either…." He trailed off. My eyes were gold now, thanks to Jae, instead of Lauren's nasty color. This was a joke, and he would laugh…

"SO! Guess what!" I exclaimed.

"What?" He asked hesitantly.

"After graduation, I met this girl here in Italy! She was SO nice, and I thought she was related to you! Her eyes looked EXACTLY the same." I told him. I let my mind picture Tanya. He cringed and I pretended not to notice.

"She said she knew you to! She said, that you dumped Bella, I don't blame you, for her! Isn't that great? I mean, you even had a kid! But Tanya told me, that she was tired of you! She had Bella's wedding ring, you gave to her, and she gave it to me, saying you were MINE now!" I squealed happily.

"What about Bella?" He asked without emotion.

"Who cares about that skank?" I asked shrugging.

"She is my wife." He said angrily.

I held out my hand, showing off his mother's ring.

"Not uh!" I said happily.

"THEN, she told me I could have you FOREVER but I had to endure a TERRIBLE pain for 3 days. But I wanted you WAY more, so she bit me. IT hurt, a lot but now, I am a vampire!" I whispered in his ear. He went stiff.

"Tanya changed you?" He asked stiffly.

"YEAH!" I squealed then I kissed him.

He was frozen with shock.

I skipped away smiling to myself. I found Jae and started to sing Not meant to be, by Theory of a Deadman (listen to it if you haven't already.)

Jae touched me and I blocked my mind. I smiled at them then gave Alice my ring to keep safe. I turned and went back to Edward.

"Edward." I said.

"Bella!" He said. He didn't move though, for Nessie was on his lap.

"Edward, I saw LAUREN, skipping around with OUR wedding ring." I accused, pretending to be angry.

"What? I thought you were wearing it?!" He exclaimed.

"You gave it to her, is what she said." I said angrily.

"WHY? Why would I love?" Edward asked me.

"I don't know!" I said throwing my hands up. I kissed Nessie and stood.

"I have some passengers to attend to." I tried to stay mad and so far it was working.

"Oh, Bella?" Edward said with a smirk on his face. I turned from walking away.

"Yeah?" I said.

"Tell Alice to give you back my mother's ring before she sells it and buys a more modern one." My mouth dropped open and I stormed away.

He knew?! HE KNEW!?!?! Wait….. I can make this work.

Alice was smiling evilly when I returned, she knew my plan, but was hiding it from Edward, with the help of my shield. I stayed the same. Alice did too, and Jae stayed the same. Who changed? Jasper. He had been hiding the whole time, as a passenger. I bet even Edward forgot about him. (I did too until this moment came and I needed him…)

Jasper came out and Jae touched him. We walked out, Jae following me, Alice leading and a pissed off "Lauren" behind us.

"Care to explain?" I snapped at him, trying not to laugh. Edward was dumbstruck. He knew we weren't playing a trick on him.

"Eddie!" Lauren edged her way through us and kissed Edward's cheek. Aw, poor Jasper. I would have to ask Alice to make it up to him for getting SO into character.

Instead of saying Lauren, I am going to say Jasper.

"Lauren! Get off of my husband." I hissed.

"Bellsie! I am a vampire thingy TOO! So I am NOT scared of you!" Jasper smirked.

Edward placed Nessie on her seat and buckled her in and he stood.

"Okay, Lauren I don't know WHY you stole my wife BELLA's wedding ring, but I want it back Right NOW." Edward said.

Jasper giggled. She held her hand up high where the ring was.

"LAUREN!" I hissed angrily.

"Yes Bellsie?" Jasper asked, mockingly.

"GIVE ME MY WEDDING RING!" I yelled and I launched myself at her.

Okay, not technically launched because I wanted my baby to sleep so I grabbed Jasper's hair and pulled her to the side. I grabbed her hand but Jasper hit me.

"UGH!" I moaned angrily. I kicked Jasper's leg and as he fell I snagged the ring.

"GIMME MY RING!" Jasper whined.

"MY." I said and I kicked his leg. Jasper moaned again and laid against the chair.

"I thought Lauren was a vampire?" Edward whispered

"She isn't very good in combat." I sneered.

"So you think!" Jasper yelled and he grabbed my leg and threw me at Edward, who caught me. I jumped out of his arms and took a stance. We weren't even loud. Mike was asleep and so were the other first class passengers.

"I WANT MY RING EDDIE-POO!" Jasper half screamed half mumbled. After Jasper said it, he realized his mistake.

Crap. Only Jasper and Emmett called Edward that.

It clicked and Edward's face twisted angrily as he stared down Jasper. I grabbed Jasper by his neck and ran back to my station followed by a giggling Alice, and a amazed Jae.

"He is coming in 30 seconds." Alice warned. I waited until 29, when I could hear him and grabbed Jasper and flew to Jae's side of the plane.

I hope I don't die…

Edward POV

Okay, where is Bella? Where is JASPER? I bet he could feel the anger radiating off of me.

Good, maybe I can drive him mad! HE KISSED ME! UGH! I heard Mike dreams…

Jae was MINE! I have her whenever I want…. Edward, Lance both wish they could have her…

I slipped out of his mind, disgusted. I then realized. Jae's station, was where they were. I ran as fast as possible, and saw "Lauren" sleeping. Sleeping? What the? Then I spun around and saw 2 figures disappear. MAN! They can change into anything. I stalked through the aisles, anger boiling inside me.

"Calm down Junior, don't do anything rash." A old man in coach told me as I walked past him. I shrugged it off. WAIT! Jasper! I whipped around to see the old man gone and a note there saying,

Eddie Poo,

Pay more attention kid! I practically TOLD you it was me….When you find us, we can't run. It's the rules. The other rules,

Do not change into Edward.

You cannot tell Edward who you are. He has to find JAE to know.

JAE is the only one who can change people. Once found Jae cannot change again, and we are stuck as what we were when she got caught.

This isn't hide in go seek, you have to CATCH us to get us. No I SEE YOU thing.

Jasper cannot confuse Edward. As much as he would like to.

Bella cannot seduce Edward so she can win.

Alice cannot change her future around, so Edward catches others, but not her.

Edward cannot run. (this means WE WIN)

Winner Gets….. TO KILL NEWTON! (kidding)

Winner gets to…. Make everyone else their slave for 1 day of their choice. Not all players have to be slaves on same day.

Losers have to ALSO-

If Bella- go shopping with Alice for Labor Day Weekend ( yay?)

If Jae-tell her mom about Seth, and her love.

If Jasper-sits by Emmett and Rosalie's room every night but cannot see Alice.

If Alice- Edward and Bella burn all her clothes. Jae keeps her credit cards. Jasper gets her car. (why is everyone ganging up on me?)

If Edward- has to kiss the REAL LAUREN and tell her he likes her more than Bella, and burn all his CD's and Piano. (HA EDWARD)

Good luck Edward,

Jasper, Alice, Jae, Bella

Oh god. Please! I am begging not to do this… if I lose… well, I will, I have to do THAT? Ugh. I saw out of the corner of my eye a sleeping figure twitch, and smile. I grabbed their arm, and their eyes flew open.

"What?" They asked.

I ignored them, only towing them behind me. I saw Newton was himself again. In my seat I saw 2 Nessie's. One was hiding under the chair the other asleep. I grabbed the one underneath the seat angrily.

"Daddy?" Nessie asked.

I ignored her. I waited until I saw something else. A flight attendant. I thought there were only 4? I grabbed her too. 3 down. Jae, Bella, Jasper and Alice, one of them still out there.

"I won!" A voice said, I looked up and a small girl, about Nessie's age jumped out from the overhead bin. The other three sighed. The fake Nessie pouted, and the flight attendant, who was Jae changed everyone back. The fake Nessie was Alice, Bella was the girl ,and the sleeping person was Jasper.

"I won!" Bella exclaimed.

"My clothes!" Moaned Alice.

"I won't I SWEAR." Bella assured her. Alice sighed in relief.

MY. PIANO. WAS. GOING. TO. BE. BURNT? Alice chuckled. Fuming I turned to Bella.

"I was sad Edward. I love your piano playing. I can get Alice to buy all that stuff back for you. I wish Emmett was here, I would love to boss him around for a day." Smiled Bella.

"EMMET! ROSALIE! OH sweet DEAR LORD!" Jasper groaned.

Jae smiled then her eyes went wide.

"My mother will kill me." She whispered.

"Good luck." Alice said.

We landed.

Jae POV

My mother is going to kill me. I watched as Edward's piano burned, his CD's being thrown in by Alice. Carlisle started the fire, and Emmett destroyed everything Bella told him to. Well she never told him to destroy anything, but he found the letter. We decided half of Alice's things went to good will. Alice dry sobbed but it went. I laughed as Emmett and Rosalie did their thing and Jasper sat outside the door. Alice was hiding so Jasper wouldn't find her. That was yesterday. Today was my day. Oh god…

Emmett came in and said, "Payback." He was holding my old phone. I dialed the familiar number and waited.

"Hello?" My mother's voice said.

"Mom?" I whispered.

"JAE! JAE! JAE KATHERINE YUEN!" Mom screamed. I sighed.

"WHERE ARE YOU!" She screamed.

"Mom…. I am with someone." I said carefully.

"WHO? A FRIEND? Jae? Who is your friend? Can I meet her? Now?" Mom asked angrily.

"Mom…. It's a boy." I whispered.

Silence. Then.

"WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH A BOY JAE KATHERINE THEY ONLY WANT TO GET INSIDE-" I cut her off.

"We are going to get married." WHY DID I SAY THAT? MY GOD! I HAVE A DEATH WISH.

No silence.

"NO! NO! NO! NO!" Mom screamed.

"Mom, I love him." I told her.

"Only a skanky girl gets married at 16! I DO NOT GET MARRIED AT 16 AND NEITHER ARE YOU!" Mom screamed.

Skanky girl. Tears should be forming. They weren't though.

"Mom? Just because I found love, that you didn't doesn't mean you should ruin this for me." I said quietly, promising I wouldn't yell.

"JAE! You always had dreams! Of getting married and having kids! Your father encouraged those dreams! Now at 16 you want to pursue THAT! I had a husband JAE! And what drove him away? A little girl! Named Jae."

The next chappy will be in Ms. Yuen's POV and it will explain A TON! Okay HUGS AND KISSES
Miss. Seth. Clearwater.