Deadpool: Well, here it is Fanfiction. The update. Did I miss you guys? No, not really. But i'm sure you missed me! Probably pissing all over your selves now, 'cause you're just that happy to see me. Hell, you guys are so devoted to me and my awesomeness that even though my writer left for Tacobell 4 days ago and still hasn't come back yet, I'll continue what we started. For you guys. So no bitching about it.

Ow! What the fu-oh, yeah, Wolvie's here too.

Wolverine: Damn it, Wade! I told you not to call me that! You better delete that crap.

Deadpool: Sure thing 'ol buddy, 'ol pal! (Yeah, not gonna happen). Let's get to some questions! But before we begin, like the last time I wrote my own stuff, I don't give two shits about grammar and what not. So deal with it. Anyway, question number one, If Wolverine was slipped the laxatives, how is he chasing after you instead of rushing toward the nearest restroom?

Wolverine: What the hell do you think I was doin? Picking daisies? I spent a whole damn day in the bathroom, before I went after this freak.

Deadpool: Hehehe *clears throat* Alright, next question, Anyway Mr. Deadpool sir how did you feel about how they made you in the TV Show Ultimate Spiderman? I mean it was your debut episode and all.

Deadpool: All well was pretty good till it started with the 'unalive' crap. What is that? 'Unalive'.

Anways, let's keep going here. 1) who is your best friend
2) you've fought the Hulk twice once to live once to die would you do it again and if you did why
3) who is your favorite x man not including Cable
4)if you had a catch phrase what would it be
5)have you ever drove someone insane just by talking

1. Myself

2. Fight the Hulk again? Why would I fight him again? If there was a nice sum of money involved, sure, but till then hell no!

3. Rogue. Hey, Logan! Maybe-Ow!

Wolverine: No.

4. "BOOM! CATCHPHRASE!" Clever, hmm?

5. Have I ever drove insane just by talking? Why of course n-Damn it Logan!

Wolverine: YES.

Deadpool: Moving on, Do you like burritos?

1. If you could be any animal what would it be?

2. Ever watch tales from the crypt?

3. What's up with you and domino?

Deadpool: Not as much as chimichangas, but yeah.

1. Platypus!

2. No.

3. Eh, it's complicated.

Deadpool: Next! DUH, of course I like chimichangas! ::::D
And youd 8etter tell us how this whole Wolverine event went! Did you kick his ass? Of course you did, pfffffffft.
Anywaaaaaaaay, thanks for answering my question! And here are some more for you:
1) What's your favourite num8er? (You can pro8ably guess mine ::::P)
2) What's your favourite emoti-thingy?
3) WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A MOVIE YET?! 8LUH!
4) I'm worried my friend might 8e modelling herself after Wolverine, she's a 8ig fan of him. Any tips on returning her to reality or just kicking her ass? Either works...
5) Sky, are you a fangirl of a certain masked mercernary? Hmmmmmmmm?
Pfft, of course you are.
Vriska

Deadpool: D-Did I kick his ass? *looks at Logan* Yes and no. You see, fights between us can get a little messy, with our healing factors and what not. Long story short, he found me, we fought, we had a beer now he's at my place watching me answer all your questions.

Wolverine: Answer the queston, bub.

Deadpool: Like you can tell me what to do! Anyway,

1. 7

{Little text box: Oh, oh! I know this! Is it 13?}

2. :3 - Look at it! Ihavenoideawhatitisbutit'ssoadorablefghjkhlhufjfjd hjsdh

3. I KNOW! I already have a game why not a movie? Maybe I could use some of my connections at High Moon Studios...

4. Yeah, I can see how that would be a problem. My advice? *looks at Logan* Kick her ass...

Wolverine: Leave 'er alone. Kid maybe on to something.

Deadpool: Oh and Sky is not here, but if she were I think she would say that she is a HUGE Deadpool fan girl and has bought numerous amounts of posters and has read every single comic yours truly has been featured in.

Wolverine: Oh yeah? Is that why she hasn't come back from Tacobell, yet?

Deadpool:NEXT QUESTION! Qi would u ever join the akatsuki and if u did would u and kakuzu get along.(hes greedy)
Q2 ok your hired to kill a dream demon. Not just any demon the one and only Freddy krueger. Now once u found him u find out that he has the same personality as u do do u still kill him or not
Q3 whose the quietest person u ever met
Q4 how long do u think it would take to annoy Jason voorhees before he takes his machete to knock your head off
Q5 will u pull a prank on Tony stark please I'm mad at him. Ill buy u a churro
Q6 can u kidnapp wolverine and mail him over to me please. Ill get u chimichangas

Deadpool: Only for the outfits. As for that guy..hell if I know.

2. If he's willing to collaborate on a few jobs, sure. Money will probably be an issue. I'm not one for sharing.

3. Wouldn't know. Everyone I come in contact with is pretty chatty. I'll need a minute for that one.

4. Hehe, not long.

5. A churro, you say...? Hmmm, details please.

6. Uhh..

Wolverine: You want me, you come and f*cking get me.

Deadpool: By the way, he's here. Your welcome, fan. Off we go to our next question! Oh...this one. I don't feel like re-typing all of "Emmy's" questions so I'll just give you my answer...

No.

Deadpool: Dear, Deadpool. Is this a question?

I don't know, is it?

Deadpool: 1) In the Marvel Universe who would you marry, do, kill?
2) Same thing but DC
3) If you invented a game of rock, paper, scissors, what would the items be?
4) If you could have any color in the world as a skintone what color would you chose?
5) Out of the X-Men who is the hottest?
6) If you had to marry any condiment which would you marry?
7) Origins ruined you, do you think they also botched Gambits character? If so who do you think should play him?
8) How would you kill the writers of Origins?

1. Marry: Death Do: Psylocke Kill:Haven't I killed everybody already?

2. Marry: Nobody Do: Wonder Woman Kill: Deathstroke. Gettin' real tired of his shit.

3. Sword, gun, chimichanga. I would play that.

4. Sexy purple. No can resist sexy purple.

5. Wolverine: Watch whatcha say here, bub

Deadpool: What? I was just going to say that I, uh, think Rogue is the most attractive of the X-Men and I, uh, respect her a lot. Yeah.

6. Hot sauce. Me and Hot Sauce go way back.

7. Well for one, you're not supposed to understand what he's saying! His accent gotta be thicker.

8. Good question, how would you do it Logan?

Wolverine: Slowly and painfully.

Deadpool: There you go. Let's keep the ball rolling shall we? 1. What's your Favorite Non-Marvel PC Game?
2. If you could... you know... get in bed.. Hehehe.. With ANY girl you want in the X-Men Team.. Who would it be My Mayn? Oh.. By the way.. I know It's your Fan-fiction and all.. BUT! ONLY ONE! NOT ALL! If you pick all, Your penis will fall and you would never be able to reproduce EVER again!
3. Dunno If you'll hate me for this but.. Are you a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog? I'm a major fan!
4. What do you have to complain about your game? And Well.. I think It was too easy.. I was able to beat all challenges and stuff... xD
Yes... I RULE DEADPOOL! DEAL WITH IT! ONE DAY WE'LL BOTH SHINE AS PROFESSIONAL KILLERS!
4. If you could ever date an Anime girl.. Who would It be?
5. Can you treat Sky a little bit Nicer? You know... I kinda feel bad for her... Be a bit friendly.. Kay?
6. I know you're an extreme and creative prankist but what if Someone else pranked you hard enough to destroy that hard-owned reputation?
7. Deadpool... Just How Exactly old are you? Seriously.. I'm 13.. xD
8. Dante is my favorite gaming character(Because of the thing that you became a gaming character so recently) What do you like most from his arsenal of weapons? And What are your favorite abilities from him? and If you two will be able to become life-long partners? Would you accept?
9. Oh Yeah.. Don't forget to do me a emoca-thingy for meh! You don't wanna make your most badass fan unhappy.. Now would you?
10. What kind of games do you like most?
11. Who's your current date?
12. What do you mostly prefer? Swords? Sais? Knifes? Hammers? Or Hand-To-Hand Combat?
13. Oh yeah.. A question for Sky... I know about the whole Internet privacy thing... but... Exactly how old are you? I like to take a guess... Somewhere nearby 17? xD
14. Another question for Sky.. How's Deadpool treating you these days?
15. Another question from Sky.. What's YOUR favorite Video game?

Deadpool: Sheesh. Alright, let's do this.

1. Ain't nobody got time for that! I've got shit to do!

2. Hello? Healing factor? ALL OF THEM MY MAN! Bring it.

3. No.

4. Oh you thought my game was easy? CONGRADULATIONS! What you want a cookie? I have no complaints, other than how SHORT it was.

5. Well, you know I would but..she's not here. Damn Tacobell.

6. Never. gonna. happen.

7. How old is Ryan Reynolds?

8. I like his coat. Red is my color, you know. He can keep all his weapons and crap. I've got all the firepower I need. As for a team-up...depends on what for.

9. Normally I wouldn't give a shit but you know I'll do anything for my fans! You want an emo-thing! You got it!

:D

I'm such a good person.

10. Games with me in them.

11. I haven't had a date since that one time with Domino.

12. Nothin' beats a sword. Other than guns.

13. I'll answer these for her! After all, no one knows Sky like I do.

How old is she? Hell if I know! Young! She's young.

14. I treated her great! I even let her have some of my chimichangas!

15. I know if she were here she would say that MY video game was her favorite.

Wolverine: Uh-huh.

Deadpool: What?! Since she's such a big fan it would make sense right? Alright, next question. Deadpool...EAT YOUR SOUP, EAT YOUR SOUP!

Also...: think you are getting your own movie. I read the wiki page about you (cause who can resist Wade Willson?) And it said that your gunna get your own spinoff of Xmen Origions Wolverine.

Also watch on youtube pewdiepie plas deadpool. You two would be best friends.

Sky if you want to escape... go to the nearest tacobell and tell the cashier. The blue moon shines durring noon. He'll take you to a secert underground bunker to hide from a certain merc with a mouth.

Deadpool who would you choose as your girlfriend forever...Death... Lady Dp..Inez Temple...Rouqe... or...a taco.

Deadpool: NO!

1. I make it a habit to take what Wikipedia has to say with a grain of salt. Don't my precious fan, it'll happen.

2. Wait, first answer me this. WHO THE HELL IS PEWDIEPIE?!

3. IT WAS YOU!

4. Death of course! With the taco coming in at a close second.

Deadpool: Neeeext, question. Hey deadpool your ultimate badass asskicking awsomess. My first question is very important. Did headpool really get infected? Other muts lost healing factors but he still had it. the first marvel zombies zompool was running AWAY from surfer. Why? Q3. Was that cannipool?(cannibal deadpool) Q4. Do you watch red vs blue? Q5. Is sky hot? Q6. Can you set me up with wanda wilson? Q7. What happened to rougepool?Q8. If I had your powers and a black and red version of your costume would we be enemies or a team? Q9. Who wants some tacos! Q10. Want a job?

Deadpool: Read the damn comics!

3. Sure.

4. I know about it, can't say I'm a fan.

5. No.

6. Sure, but I gotta warn ya. You better know what you're getting into.

7. I kinda want to know that myself. I thought we really had something.

Wolverine: Who the hell is Rougepool?

Deadpool: Nothing, um, important.

8. Imitate all you want skippy. No one can beat the real thing. Unless you're willing to play sidekick, we'd probably be enemies.

9. ME!

10. Sure, just give me the details.

Wolverine: You done?

Deadpool: Not yet! Few more to go. Dude would you, ya know get down and dirty with Harley Quinn. Also what's your favorite explosive. Apart from pew pew guns what's your fav? Can you kill Logan for me? On a scale from 1 to 10 in awesomeness I give you a 100000000000000000000000

Deadpool: If the opportunity were to present itself, yeah.

2. Rocket Launchers, you can never go wrong with a rocket launcher.

3. Why do you people ask me about Logan NOW?

Wolverine: You want me dead, bub? Like I said. Come and f*cking get me.

Deadpool: LAST QUESTION?...How do I feel about Spiderman? Me and Spidey are pals! Even tho evil Elton John started messing shit up. Yes, yes, I know I didn't treat him all too well when he was here, but he ruining my Q & A!

Wolverine: You had the webhead here?

Deadpool: Yeah. What about it?

Wolverine: Tell ya later.

Deadpool: Oh. Okay. Well, I hope this satisfied your Deadpool cravings! And gracias to all of you who replied to my question! Stale cookies for all of you! Logan, you got anything to say to my readers.

Wolverine: no.

Deadpool: Great! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta make a quick stop to Tacobell...