I'm not going to delay you so just read.


While the 5 females and Nordics were getting ready to play their game of 'Chicken', everyone was doing their normal or since this is the Hetalia people, not so normal activities. For one Feliciano was amazing everyone on the beach by making sculptures of different types of pasta.

"PASTA!~ PASTA!~ THE MOST DELICIOUS FOOD! PASTA!~ PASTA!~ PUTS EVERYONE IN A GOOD MOOD! I EAT IT EVERYDAY~ THEN GO OUT TO PLAY~ WITH JAPAN, KITTY, AND GER~MAN~Y~! YAY PASTAAAAAA!" About 1/2 of the beach just died from the adorableness coming out of the younger Italian.

"Feliciano, do you really need to sing that song?" Ludwig asked looking up from his book.

"Ve~!" Feliciano said with a rapidly nodding head. Ludwig just groaned and face palmed leaving a red mark on his forehead. Meanwhile guess what Kiku was doing. Yep~ you guessed it, he was taking pictures of people who would be perfect for his upcoming yaoi manga that everyone knows Elizaveta will be the first person to buy.
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Everyone's favorite crew, the Bad Touch Trio were doing what they usually do.

"Kesesesese~" Gilbert was doing his infamous laugh out of nowhere so Antonio knew that something was up.

"Gilbert, what's so funny?" The Spainard said with a confused look on his face.

"Just look and see." Gilbert said with a smirk. Immediately after he said this a certain Frenchman was approaching a woman who was tanning while looking out at the ocean with a smile on her face. Francis pulled out a rose from his speedo? and squatted in front of the woman. A look of horror instantly came on her face.

"Bonjour, Mademoiselle. May I say that you look very lovely today." He said while trying to give her the rose.

"Thank you sir but for one can you get your 'parts' from in front of my face and second I'm more than faithful to my husband."

"What he doesn't know won't hurt him."

A deep voice interuppted, "But what I know will hurt you. " Both the woman and Francis looked up to see a muscular man holding a little girl's hand with an angry look on his face. The man pulled Francis up by his hair and said, "Bethany, stay with mommy. Daddy has to talk to this man.

"Otay, Daddy!" She then ran to her mother and started to play in the sand, meanwhile Francis was having a 'talk' with the man.

"Kesesesese~! Now you know what's so funny!" Gilbert said watching the man and Francis who was currently getting a face full of sand.

"So you knew she was in a relationship the whole time?"

"Yep, why else would I send Franny and not go myself?" Antonio instantly got a look of horror on his face. "What's wrong Tonio, cant handle my awesome anymore."

"Don't send men after my wife." Was all they heard until Gilbert was dragged away to meet the same fate as Francis.
/10 minutes later/

"Mommy, why are there men floating on their faces?"

"Bethany, want some ice cream?"

"YAAAAAYYYYYY!" While this was happening Francis and Gilbert were drowning with a worried Antonio flailing above them while their souls were coming out their mouths in ghost form. Now you know. Never mess with a married woman.
/Kesesesese~Honhonhon~Fusosososo~/

"Really, why are we here goofing off when this time could be used finding a spell to get you all home?" Arthur was sitting around complaining while his counterpart Alice was busy chasing around a certain American girl.

"Get the fuck back here you, git!"

"Hahaha! Sorry grandma, it ain't happening anytime soon! Hahaha!" Allison yelled running from the Brit.

"There will be hell to pay when I get you!. AAHHH! Get off me!" She said while pushing Francoise off of her.

"Hmmph, I try to make you feel wanted one time. Whatever. Your chest is tiny anyway. Mine's are better."
Alice was suddenly onto a new target. "Who the hell do you think you are you damn Frog?! I should curse you right now." Arthur suddenly got a slight headache.

"Am I the only sane one around here now?" He said to himself.

"It's okay Arthur." Flying Mint Bunny said.

"Yeah, everything's okay." Uni said joining in.

Arthur got a real happy look on his face saying, "Thanks. You all always find a way to put me in a good mood."

Squirt!

Splash!

"There you go Artie. Now you can see clearly now and stop talking to yourself because of the hero!" Alfred stood about 5 feet away from Arthur with a giant water gun over his shoulder in what he assumed to be a heroic pose. Arthur was soaking wet with his bangs covering his eyes and a purple aura coming from him.

"You bloody twat!" He said while running after Alfred.

"Hahahaha! You'll never catch me! The hero always wins!"
/Next Scene/,

"What you think they are doing?" Chun-Yan asked her Japanese friend motioning to the Nordics and the girls who were doing wild gestures in the water.

"I don't know. Maybe their going to play a game?"

"I wonder what kind of game that is." She said to herself.

"I don't really care at the moment but I do care about getting more shade. Can you move over a little? This umbrella isn't that big." Sakura politely asked. The small Chinese girl moved over just as a Russian woman comes over.

"Hey Anya. What kind of game do you think their playing in the water?" Chun-Yan asked. It seemed as if she was ignored by Anya, as she just stared at Sakura with a smile who was looking back at her.

"It's hot. Don't you think Sakura?" Anya asked without taking her eyes off of the said girl.

"Very." Sakura replied doing the same.

"The shade must feel nice, huh, Sakura?"

"Very."

"Only enough room for 2."

"Only 2."

"Move from under."

"Not a chance."

"Sakura is in...Good girl." She slowly moved dramatically under the umbrella smiling at how Sakura's skin was slowly turning pink on the sand. She got irritated and left the two girls. Chun-Yan who just saw the whole thing sat with a confused face.

"Younger nations these days." She them resumed her staring at the people in the water.
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After about 10 minutes of surprisingly careful planning and strategizing 'Chicken Fight' players were finally ready to start their game.
With the waiting Maddie sweatdropped. "Did we really need to make plans? This is a game, not a war."The females except Daisy turned to her with flames in their eyes screaming, "YES!" She instantly shrank down.

"I was just asking." She said with anime style tears down running down her face. Emil patted her back in sympathy. "I hate Alli a lot sometimes." She said.

"I guess we can all say that about our siblings." The young albino said while glaring at Lukas. He simply looked back while mouthing 'You will call me big brother'. All Emil could do was shiver.

"Okay, bitches! It's time to start the game even though we all know that me and Mathias will kick ass!" The energetic blonde exclaimed while standing on her partners shoulder. How she kept balance while making wild gestures…yeah no one knows. The American girl just kept talking.

"Are we going to play or listen to your unawesome ass talk all day?"

"Fine. The hero is declaring that the game starts...NOW!" The girls all got on their partners shoulders while giving commands.

"Berwald, we're going towards Allison." The male nodded and started to go towards the energetic blonde. As they were nearing Gillian and Lukas stood in their path.

"Sorry, baby schwester but I have to win." Monika just sighed. Berwald went to stand in front of the duo while the girls got ready to fight. Monika made the first move by simply pushing Gillian who held her ground well shoulders. Gillian then got low to try and pry Berwald's hands from Monika's legs which she succeeded in but the younger German girl kept a grip on the Swede's head.

"Sorry, Berwald." He just grunted and grabbed her legs again. Gillian got a little angry at this and stared her sister down.

"Moni, remember this is maybe the only time I would do this. Forgive me." Monika got a confused look on her face just as Gillian swiped her bikini top off. Monika quickly covered her chest and fell off of Berwald. She quickly hid behind the large man and away from the beach who actually had the countries watching. Let's just say that about ½ had a blush on their cheeks or a nosebleed. Also Ivan had his pipe prepared. "You should've just let me win, baby schwester. Kesesesese!" She tossed Monika her top to which she quickly put on.

"Thanks for the cover, Berwald. Gillian when we leave, I'm going to torture you until your within an inch of your life and then tie you up, throw you in an alleyway and hope the rats slowly eat your torso." The water just got 10 degrees colder and people got scared. Gillian just waved it off and was about to speak when...

Splash!

Cough, Cough!

"Sorry, Gill but that was rude what you did to Moni." The quiet duo went away to go after the remaining teams.

"Why weren't you having a grip on me Lukas? That was unawesome. We could've beat them." She just stared at the Norwegian who had a trail of blood running from his nose. Yep. We knew it. Lukas is a closet pervert. Still thinking of Monika.

Meanwhile, the Italian and American had each other in a lock up with flames in both of their eyes. The boys underneath them were actually struggling from all the pressure the girls were giving. Daisy started to grab onto the American's hair but that didn't stop Allison. She just pulled in Daisy's arm. This was a close match. The boys were about to give up when.

"AAHHHHHHHH!" Splat! Weight was lifted from both of their shoulders. They looked in the water to see a brunette and blonde rise from under the water.

"Who got us?!" They both screamed while looking shocked. They looked over to see Maddie still on top of Emil.

"Maddie, how could you betray your sister? Your supposed to be my sidekick, partner in crime! Why?"

"Me and Emil got tired." She said slowly getting off the boy's shoulders. They then high-fived. "We won!"

"It's been a nice day and all but may we go home?" Arthur asked from the sidelines.

"We should get going. It's getting kind of late." Yao said. With that saying they got their items and headed home.


Author's Note: SOOOOO SORRY that's it's been so long. I'm trying to update more but school's been busy and everything. Forgive me and review the story please. :)