Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or anything else mentioned. (except for Hobo Cat) Sorry I didn't update last week, I've been swamped with homework.
66. AMERICAN IDIOT
America went over to England's house one day and shouted for him. There was no answer in annoyance. So he walked upstairs and went just outside of England's room. He heard music that he recognized as the song he hated the most. He slowly opened the door. England was standing there in full punk gear singing American Idiot at the top of his lungs. "IGGY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?" "Don't want to be an American idiot!"
67. HOBO CAT
North was hiding from Germany so he could get out of training. He went behind a building and found a kitten carrying a hobo sack on a stick. He picked up the cat. It dropped it's bag and pulled out a mini fridge. Then slapped the Italian across the face with it. "VE! KITTY WHY WOULD YOU HIT ME!" "You picked me up so I hit you with my mini fridge of doom."
68. MESS WITH SCOTLAND'S KILT
Chibi England was sitting behind Scotland and he wondered why his brother always wore a skirt. He asked him and Scotland answered with a shout. "IT'S A KILT!" England slapped Scotland's kilt up in anger and immediately regretted it…. " BIG BWOTHER! WHY WOULDN'T YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR!"
69. LEARNED OR LEARNT?
Sealand walked over to England and America. He asked "I've been wondering is it learnt or learned?" The two older countries replied with different answers at the same time. This went on for about an hour. "LEARNED!" "LEARNT!"
70. BATTLESHIP
After the fiasco with him talking about Pirates of the Caribbean, America decided to see what would happen if he got Spain and
England playing Battleship. He handed the game to them, explained how to play, then watched them. It ended with Spain crying about his lost armada and England cackling like a madman. Somehow they had changed into their pirate outfits in the middle of it all."NO MY ARMADA!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'LL TEACH THE SPANISH NOT TO MESS WITH THE BRITS!"