Oh here's Kuja's side of the story! Please make note that this is all fandom, not making money out of this! Characters are copyrights to Nintendo and Square-Enix.


Kuja was sleeping in a cat position in his trance form. The red and white fur covering his body. Even the red tail was curled with his left leg. Tidus saw the genomide sleeping, and couldn't help but to pet Kuja.

"You're a pretty kitty are you? Are you boy?" Tidus said, but with one move Kuja awoke from his nap.

"You need to learn how to not disturb someone from their naps!" Kuja spoke to the blitz star, but Tidus ran away before he had a chance of casting Ultima.

He returned to his human form, and was completely wearing something different. And the first person that spotted him was none other than Garland.

"What on earth your wearing Kuja?" Garland questioned to the mage from Terra.

Kuja was wearing a toga like cloth that was covering up a black shirt and shorts. A leaf like crown around his head, but was covered by his hair. Golden bands are around the mage's wrists with his right arm had a golden band. The toga was held together by a belt around Kuja's waist. Part of the toga was covering the mage's right leg. Each had a scandal like boots that was held together with belts around the ankles behind the boot.

Garland just stood still and looked at his armor. He just laughed at Kuja, but the mage casted his holy ring attack to the armored male. Kuja flowed away to the living area. He saw Terra and Mateus, still wearing the clothing, near each other before the two saw him.

"FINALLY KUJA IS WEARING SOMETHING OTHER THAN A THONG!" Mateus roared out, and soon everyone saw the mage wearing completely different.

Soon everyone laughed at him. Kuja just hides his face behind Sephiroth's coat that was hanging up by the coat rack. The former hero saw the mage, and before Kuja knows it, Sephiroth used his Hell's Gate attack to him.

"OUCH WHY SEPHIROTH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" Kuja had his face scared by the attack.

"I'll take this one to the nurse...oh nurse Cloud!" Sephiroth called his little puppet male, who was still in the clothing for a few weeks ago.

"Stop calling me nurse! What happened to Kuja?" Cloud questioned before facing Sephiroth again. "You used Hell's Gate on him...did you?"

"Sorry...force of habit," said Sephiroth before Cloud took the mage away from the male.


To the Warriors of Master Hand, Pit, Captain of Palutena was out and about. No one saw the angel warrior until Ike saw Pit. The mercenary couldn't help but to blush as deep red to see what Pit was wearing.

A short like jacket with no shirt under it. It was held with a piece in the middle. The jacket has white sleeves with big shoulder covers Purple gloves that covers the hands, but had the fingers released for moving. The jacket had two slits so Pit's wings can be free. Yellow parts were holding the jacket. Pit's abs and parts of his chest were showing between the item and the other item that causes Ike's mysterious blush.

A black thong in between the angel's legs. A fabric in between the bands was covering behind the angel so no one can slap his butt. It had yellow line at the ends of the fabric. Purple boots that covers the legs with confusing patterns around it.

Roy came out of nowhere, and saw Ike on the floor in a middle of a puddle of blood.

"What happened to...oh my sweet god what are you wearing Pit?"

With one look from the thong, and the general was on the floor with Ike having a nosebleed. Peach saw Put wearing his new clothing. She couldn't help but to hug the angel captain. Ike, still with little strength in him, got up from the puddle of blood so he can move away from Pit. Marth found the male with a bloody face. The prince saw Pit, and couldn't help but to have a nosebleed as well.

"Sorry...but I have to leave here...good bye," said Ike leaving the area.

Pit and Peach left each other so the others wouldn't get the idea of the two being in love. The angel captain smiled in a scheming like way. He knows something that Mario doesn't. That he can make the princess fall in love with him with one arrow he had been saving.


I really don't know why this came into my mind. At least Pit is in the squeal now. HimxPeach...hahahahaha! Arrow? A Cupid arrow? Maybe I'll use it in the next story! Tidus is up next, then Yuna, then Jecht...then...I wouldn't ruin the moment! Also…I'M DONE WITH SCHOOl! CHEER FOR ME! XD