I OWE NOTHING... ALL RIGTHS GO TO RICK RIORDAN (I WAS AB OUT TO WRITE PERCY JACKSON, LOL)

I HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY BUSSY AND I HAVE GOTTEN SOME NEW IDEAS SO HERE IS THE NEW CHAPTER. I KNOW I SAID I WOULDN'T CONTINUE THIS UNTILL AFTER THE STAAR TEST, BUT APPERENTLY ME AND STUDYING DONT COMBINE, SO I GAVE UP THAT IDEA NOW I AM CONTINUING.

PERCY'S POV

The person under the flag of truce was... Nereus. I scowled, I once had to sort of fight him to get information from him, and now he is being rebellious.

"A flag of underwear" I murmured "I don't even know if that is suppose to be an insult or a joke "

"When you need a time of truce, you need to use what ever is around" my dad said

"But seriously, the enemy wants us to take them seriously by using underwear as a flag" I nodded my head

"Shh" he said "Nereus is approaching, we can make fun of him all we want later"

"Fine" I sighed

"I came here for a really short talk" Nereus said

"Very well, continue" My father said

"Oceanus wants to end this war," said Nereus "so he is asking for one last battle"

"As in the winner of that last battle is announced the victor of this war right?" I asked

"Yes kid" he said

"Very well," my father said "I shall fight him"

"No, not you" he said

my dad looked confused "then who?" he asked

Nereus pointed at me "him"

"That is unfair" he said "he is an immortal titan, Percy is a mortal demigod"

"The deal won't be made unless he fights Perseus" Nereus declared as if that cleared everything

"Tell him I'll do it" I said "and tell him to get a better flag"

"Percy are you sure" my dad asked

"Oh, yeah, more than sure" I said

"Very well then, go get ready into your armor" My father ordered

"Be right back" I said and turned around.

I started to walk when I heard my dad said "did you seriously have to use my undies?" he asked "how did you get them any way?"

"Nothing hard really" Nereus responded "just ask a fish to steal them for you."

I started to laugh lowly so they wouldn't hear me. I kept laughing while I put my armor on and prepared for the fight.

"Percy, are you ready" my dad asked from behind my door

"Ye- yeah" still laughing, I said "I'm coming"

"Percy why are you laughing so much?" he asked

"It's just a joke that Annabeth told me once" I lied

"OK" he awkwardly said "the battle is going to be in front of the palace, so just go out when you are ready"

"OK" I said. After a few moments of laughing and finishing adjusting my armor I went out to face the giant, and yes I was still laughing.

"Father, why is he laughing" I heard Triton ask

"I wish I knew" he said and I laughed more.

"I will serve as the referee" Nereus announced "killing is allowed as well as any magic or mortal item" he said "which won't have any effect on Oceanus" he murmured

"Just get on with the fight" someone screamed

"In your positions... FIGHT" Nereus screamed. I turned around and accidentally looked at my dad, I started to laugh again.

"Why are you laughing son of Poseidon?" Oceanus asked "are you trying to make me look like a fool?"

"No" I said through laughter "I- I" I kept stammering "oh gods I can't stop laughing"

"Stop laughing" Triton screamed "or else Oceanus will take advantage of this."

Triton was right, Oceanus in fact did try to take advantage of my laughing fit. I didn't even noticed it, but surprisingly I dodge all his attacks without meaning to. When Oceanus lunged at me I fell to the floor clutching my stomach and rolled sideways. I started to kick the water around me and even managed to hit Oceanus in the chin or the eye or maybe both.

"Make this stop" I said "please this laughter is killing me" I pleaded

"No one is making you laugh Percy" my father shouted, which just made matters worse, I laughed harder I was running out of air, my head was spinning, my stomach was hurting bad, I felt like I was going to pass out.

I laughed and laughed, then someone else laughed, then someone else, and another, and another, and another, until the last person to laugh was Oceanus. Everyone was on the ground holding their stomachs laughing, Amphitrite, and Triton were no exception.

The laughs lasted for who knows how long until Oceanus said "stop what type of evil magic is this?"

"It's no evil magic" through laughs I managed to laugh

"Then what is it" he asked

"Sense of humor that is contagious" I answered

"Stop it" he said

"I can't"

"Please stop it" he begged "I'll do anything"

"Anything?" I asked

"Anything" he repeated. I managed to drag myself to my dad, who he too was laughing, and told him to give me that treaty that was supposed to be signed by both sides to end the war. My dad, Triton, Amphitrite, and I signed it. I took over to Oceanus and told him to sign it. Nereus and Oceanus both signed it, The war was finally over, but the laughter just kept coming.

"I signed the stupid treaty" he said "now stop this madness" he ordered

"It has to stop by itself" I said "it's not something that can be stopped easily"

"You had this planned" he laughed "you cheater"

"I didn't have it planned" I laughed "it was because of your flag of truce"

"So now it's my fault" he laughed

"Yes" I confirmed. This stayed for like about ten hours straight until everyone had no more laughter left. Oceanus retreated but not without giving me one small punch. Everyone else retreated to their home and went to sleep. For that night I slept in my fathers palace, but I still managed to laugh a little.

P.S. THIS STORY IS ALMOST FINISHED.

P.P.S IF YOU READ MY OTHER STORY "Percy Annabeth and their new life" I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE ANOTHER STORY ABOUT IT. LIKE A SEQUEL. THERE ARE 3 WAY TO LET ME KNOW YOUR ANSWER.

1). REVIEWS IN THE STORY "Percy, Annabeth and their new life"

2).PRIVATE MESSAGING

3). REVIEWS ON THIS STORY ABOUT IT