"You're the boy who awoke Vaati, aren't you? Thank you very much! You've made the world a better place for our kind!"

A Side Business

Eee hee hee... Ohhhh, so you want to hear about that do you?

Well I can't be bothered right now, I'm busy. So just shoo.

Go! Scat! Go on!

I've got a business to run. Helping the kingdom out doesn't exactly put bread on the table. Why do you think I started this little side business anyway? At least fortune telling brings in...

Ohhhh?

You'll make it worth my while you say?

Very well then. Let's see how much you got.

Well, well, not bad.

Fine. Sit down and I'll make this quick, like I said I've got more important things to do than to entertain your kind.

Well, it certain wasn't our fault those brats went missing. Sure, we were there. Yes, yes, yes it was our so called duty. Don't get your knickers in a knot...

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Do I seem like the type to care who you answer to?

Eee hee hee... It's not like I don't know who you are. Oh no... I know very well who you are. Who of our people doesn't know the great warrior who obediently eats the scraps off the royal table with a wagging tail?

Anyway, quit distracting me. I've got plenty to do without your interference...

What do you mean 'Busy with what?'. Just who do you think does the heavy lifting around here? Huh? Who do you think is responsible for all the petty magic you lot from Hyrule use?

Feh! Like you care. Too entranced by that pitiful Light. It'll blind you; that Light will. You'll start to think you're a part of it. Bah! There's no helping it; you young ones are all the same. You crave it. And all the while we're the ones doing something actually productive. Yes, I know that's the reason you're actually here. Not for this ridiculous report about a few missing children. Just tell your master that we've almost located the Goddesses' holy relic. Just tell him not to worry his pretty little crowned head.

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Ha ha ha... Still trying to keep up the ruse?

Fine, I'll tell you about the snot-nosed kids who went missing. Like I was saying, we didn't do anything. Yeah, that's right, we didn't do anything. I don't care if the hero had to haul his ass up here to save the kids. 'Bout time the slugabed did some good for this world. What kind of wonderful place has to rely on the seedy underside of the world to get by? Let the people of the Light pull their own weight for once I say.

So the Wind Mage was resurrected, big deal. It was your precious hero who woke him up in the first place. If it was such a bad thing for him to be resurrected, shouldn't our dear little hero take responsibility for his actions? Why should we have to clean up the mess that he makes? Just be grateful we didn't do anything. If anything we helped the little hero out.

Oh don't give me that look. I don't have any intention to be looked down upon by a dog of the Royal Family. If you're done here, get going. I'll even send you off with a little prediction... for a price.

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I'll tell you what I see. Ok?

What do you mean, no?

Does the future... frighten you?

Well that was a short chapter.

Fortunetellers are said to have a third eye... this particular fortuneteller has an eye for money. I hear she'll charge you 100 gems. Yes, gems... not Rupees.