PT: Hmmm... What to say, what to say... Oh yeah! WE NEED MORE REVIEWS, PEOPLE!! WE ONLY GOT TWO THIS WEEK!!
Porny: Er... Can we get to the reviews already?
PT: Hai, here we are! We have the Band! Porny! Plonk! Soren! Pelli! Now, for the Harry Potter characters! THE POTTERS! THE WEASLEYS! THE MALFOYS! YAY! Hedwig! Pig! YAY!
Draco: Ew, it's all filthy Muggle Mudbloods.
PT: HOW DARE YOU!!
PT kicks Draco.
PT: YOU LITTLE--!
Harry covers James' and Lily's ears. Ginny covers Albus' and Scorpius' ears. Fleur covers Victoire's ears. Bill covers Teddy's ears. Ron covers Hugo's ears. Hermione covers Rose's ears. Porny turns the censors on.
Long silence.
PT: BASTARD!!
PT turns. All the kids are clinging on to the adults.
PT: Oh, that's nice, all the kids are clinging on to you for dear life and I scare them.
Porny: You scare everyone.
PT kicks Porny.
PT: Anyway! Here's a review from ezyl's girl:
Oh, dear. Harry Potter? faints BTW, how did you find out about Connie's YouTube account? I thought that was classified information? I think...that I posted it on my new homepage, that I haven't even got around to editing yet...or, maybe...OH YEAH! My poll! That's what it was...BTW, will peoplestart polling my poll? I want to change my name! Hmhmhmhm...MS74 703. YAMI! YAROU! You put a comment on the video, damn YOU! I sound like I'm HIGH. GODDAMMIT! Question for Pelli: Do you have teeth? I mean, owls normally don't, but Gylfie showed me a picture of you (from her magazine for perverts) with white things in your mouth...or are those just eggshells? Are you trying to look like a human, or something?
Everyone looks at Pelli.
PT: What?
Hermione: Oh dear, Pelli.
Porny: We need more animals, not Others.
PT: STFU
Hermione: Oh dear.
Porny: Huh?
PT: PWND!
Hermione faints.
PT: Didn't we do that last chapter?
Ron: MY WIFE IS DEAD!!
Harry: Er, mate, she just fainted.
Lavender randomly appears. Hugs and squeals.
Lavender: NOW IT'S YOU AND ME FOREVER!!
PT: That's nice.
Hugo: My dad...
Rose: My mom...
Both faint.
Pelli: I'M IN NO MAGAZINE!!
PT: LOONEY BIN TIME!!
Soren: YES!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY BINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Gylfie: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKIIIIIIIEEEEEE CCCRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSP!!
PT: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!
Pelli: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOOOONN HHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHH!!
Porny: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS! THE WARM ONES!
PT: I think I'll need to start rating this fic M.
Gylfie takes out a magazine and shows everyone a pic of Pelli with...
PT: Pelli, those really are eggshells. WTF?! You need a visit to the Milkberry Cafe.
Pelli: What's that?
PT: Connie's made-up cafe in a fic of hers. BULLDOZER!!
Everyone: ??
PT: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIRISH SSSOODA BRRREAD!!
Twilight: I really do think you are on high.
PT: I finished the GoGH Guide Book last week. I'm fangirling yoooooouuuuuuuuu!!
PT glomps Twilight.
Twilight: ??
PT: Yeah, I took the poll...'coz I love polls! Anyway, back to Liberty's Kids! The Playbird fic will be out any day now!
PT leaves.
Ron (still stuck): Someone help?
Lavender eats his face.
Twilight faints.
Lavender disappears.
Digger (who hasn't spoken through the whole fic, woe is him): Last review from Anonymous:
YAY! YOU CHOSE HARRY POTTER!
You better have Hedwig there!
Q for Plonk :r u related to Hedwig in anyway?
Q for everyone :Is anyone related to Pig?
Q for Pt: Can you do something to Porny involving a fish, 700 purple feathers, an apple, and a brick? BE CREATIVE!
Plonk (who hasn't even been mentioned, woe is her, not really): I-- Hey! That's not very nice!
Subtitles: Wait, you know what I'm saying?
Plonk: No duh! I just need to look down!
Porny: Hey! Plonkie spoke in a teen voice!
Everyone: ??
Plonk: Pelli sleeps wit da fishies.
Twilight: I think one chapter wit dat es enuff.
Pelli: Hey! That's not very nice!
Digger: We're not nice little owls, mummy, believe it.
Everyone else: ??
Pelli faints.
Plonk: Who's Hedwig?
Hedwig hoots.
Plonk: Oh dear! You can't speak!! You poor, sick little owl.
Hedwig glares and bites Plonkie.
Plonk: OW!
Digger: Er... Hedwig? Are you related to Plonk?
Hedwig hoots.
Ginny: What'd she say?
Digger: Uh...
Harry: Well?
Digger: Er...
Scorpius: SPIT IT OUT!
Digger: She said "I deny being related to that--"
Hedwig hoots again.
Digger: --Fat stupid bitch who's infatuated to a big Horn Owl named Bobo.
Bubo 'Bobo' pokes head in.
Bobo: YOU LOOKING AT ME?? ME NAME'S BOOBY!... I MEAN, BUBO!!
Scorpius: Are you having Great Horned babies soon if you're in love with him, Plonkie?
Albus: Hey, I've always wondered, how do you make babies?
Bubo blushes and walks away.
Pig: Hoot, hoot.
Scorpius: Is ANYONE related to Pig in here?
Twilight: No way! I mean, Pig's so sma--
Gylfie glares at him.
Gylfie: Hm?
Twilight: Er... Never mind! I said nothing!
Draco's wife, whose name is Danny: So, no one's a Scops owl here. Oh, by the way, I'm Nikki, not Danny.
Twilight waves.
Twilight: Hi Danny! Today's opposite day!
Danny/Nikki: If today's opposite day, then it's not opposite day!
James: ARGH! MY BRAIN HURTS!!
PT comes in.
PT: Then, you're a tranvestite.
PT: I KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
PT grabs 700 purple feathers, a brick, an apple and a fish.
PT: Don't blink!
PT jumps Porny and beats him up with the fish.
A cloud covers them.
A day later...
PT: Okay! Done! Introducing, Porny, the perverted fish owl with bad, wannabe Others teeth and a duck skin and purple goose feathers and a fish in his mouth!
Porny, appears with bad, wannabe Others teeth and a duck skin and purple goose feathers and a fish in his mouth!
Porny, the perverted fish owl with bad, wannabe Others teeth and a duck skin and purple goose feathers and a fish in his mouth: Ergle, gurfle snurf!
PT: I'm sorry, WHAT?
PT kisses Porny.
Long, dramatic pause.
PT: EW! Well, till next week!
Albus: I still wanna know how people make babies!
Camera shuts down.