There are few things Philippines doesn't want to be bothered at every time she's attending a world meeting.

And, as you may have guess, one of those things is about another ramble happening just outside the door where it is her only salvation from death by stupidity. Or so she claims, you never know.

::Ireland, Okinawa & Romania had an agreement::

Young, ginger-haired Ireland stood in front of the door leading inside the World Conference room, tapping her foot on the ground and grumbling as of why in the world 'they' (most notably England and her own brother, North Ireland) decided to leave her to her devices. Right beside of her is the known NEET-rumored younger 'sister' of Japan, Okinawa, which is a surprise since she wasn't usually seen outside her own room most of the time, unless said interaction would have something to do with trading, economy and tagging along with her brother, Japan.

Standing in the halls of the building, just in front of the door leading to the current World Meeting where the female country stood, Okinawa looked at Ireland as she returned the gaze, raising her own, bushy brow as of why the black-haired, pyjama-gown-wearing woman is staring at her.

"Aye, are ya looking at me brows, lassie?"

Covering her bottom half of her face with her large sleeves as to not show that she was giggling slightly with the shorter teen's accent, Okinawa merely shook her head as she replied to the ginger-haired female beside her.

"No, though I would politely want to ask what brings you here."

The two were silent for a whole minute, as if both of them are assessing each other, before the raven-haired Japanese decided to speak first on their behalf.

"I was forced by Osaka-san to deliver aniki's lunch." She watched with interested as Ireland nodded knowingly, as if understanding her, before she continued. "And... you are?"

"Gonna ask England if I could stay at his house for the weekend. Something happened in the kitchen, din go too well for me." Another stifled giggle escaped Okinawa's mouth before the younger female retorted. "Ei, you can' blame me for inheriting me brother's sense of cooking, ya know, lass!"

"You talk like Scotland-san, for some reason."

"I do not!"

"Hai, yes you do."

"Do bloody not!"

Another stifled giggle from the younger Japanese.

"And now, you reminded me of England-san."

"Oh, jimminy~"

While the one-sided bicker occurred, with Ireland almost tempted to pull out anything she could grab around to be use as a hitting item while Okinawa merely mused her companion with mild interest, another female figure walked by as a tut-tutting sound was heard that made the two stop on their what they are doing and looked to see the newcomer.

"My, oh my, you just have to fight in front of where I'm going, do you?"

"Stay out of this, Romania~!"

"Sumimasen, Romania-san, Ireland-chan is just having a rough morning."

"I do bloody not!"

With only a smile, Blonde-haired Romania only shook her head as the ginger-haired country resumed to taunt on the Prefecture, while Okinawa rectify with merely mocking lightly on the threats as if finding the short nation cute ("'m not cute, I'm a Nation and you're just a Prefecture!" "But you are cute, like a child, hai?" "Just because my body's underdeveloped and I look like a child despite being older than what that Bloody Brit says doesn't mean I am one, ya bloody dame!" "I never said that." "Ya'r about to~"). Romania, on the other hand, remained neutral with this tiny feud and watched with mild wonder, though she did attempted once or twice to stop them. Unfortunate, though, she stopped after the third try and only receiving a retort from the shorter nation and decided to just commented once in a while on how amusing the two are sometimes when together.

"Oi, the meeting's getting out of hand in here, so if you're not planning to join the crazy-infused mayhem here then I suggest you guys clear out so I can get the hell out of here before I die!"

The three females (rather, Ireland and Okinawa, to be exact) finally stopped from their petty argument as they looked at the door that suddenly burst open and saw Philippines in front, veins twitching and mouth scowling (they also notice her holding a slipper in one hand) as she glared at them before her. "You just HAVE to add fuel to the chaotic world in flames, isn't it?" She commented once more before slamming the door shut, forgetting that Romania and Ireland was suppose to be part of the meeting as well (she was always 'fashionably' late, as one nation would say, and Ireland just tend to come in late or not attend for no reason at all) and resuming on what she does best- attempting to smack America with her slipper and probably head-desk altogether.

"Wow, I didn't know Philippine-san is in her period today."

"Aye, tha' lass needs to get her bloomers checked if tha' happen."

"She should really skip attending to the meetings sometimes; it's making her grow old too fast."

The three had a mutual agreement when it comes to Philippines; she's way too much cranky and hot-headed in these World Meetings that they think she's in her perpetual period. At least Spain's only one anymore who thinks that way about Philippines' temper.

You can't blame Philippines; she's not the only one who gets irked at where these world meetings are heading with America spearheading it, so it's no surprise she's always temperamental about it. Probably because she wasn't being heard most of the time, or maybe it's just her trait of being a tad cranky at pressure. You never know.

Scary thing I realize, back then I was just thinking out of the box of a Japanese character to include here and I never realize that Okinawa and Philippines were into the trade once upon a time until I read about it while working on this chapter. Creepy. Also another surprising fact (that might actually make a legit reason for Okinawa to be a NEET) is that the Okinawa Prefecture, back after the WWII, was under the US admission for 27 years. Or something.

As for Romania and Ireland... well, I decided to go with Ireland as a female, with a flat chest, younger appearance (but she IS a bit older than she looks), ginger-haired and probably a crybaby AND a temperamental (more so than Philippines) while Romania as a female with delicate, lady-like personality and courtesan charms (though you will soon know that it's all just a façade of a more-demented character). Well, she DID become part of Russia one time (I think) and... Well... vampire reference (especially with the Vlad Tepes call, could not resist). We'll see more of them, I promise you that. And yes, Hungary-Romania encounters. Ohohohoho~

DISCLAIMER::

HETALIA: AXIS POWER, its characters and everything else is owned by Hidekaz Himaruya. I do not own any of them except this shorts and the PC I am using. I don't originally own Philippines, just her 'initial' personality (because heaven knows there are a lot of people who decided to make a Philippines OC for Hetalia) and some of the story (especially the Philippine Arc) are based on the actual country's history.

Read, Review and message would give motivation to continue Philippines' adventures through the world meetings and America's constant rambling. She swear she'll get her guns out and shoot him for it, she really do.