A/N I am so sorry it took me so long to get up a new chapter! First I had writer's block, then I got real busy, then some major drama happened and yea. So here's a chapter for making you all wait. Oh and happy late Halloween!
Alice's POV
Me and Rose went to the bathrooms to change out of the hideous outfits that we had been dared into. They never told us what to do with them when we were done, so we just left them there. Hopefully a guard or janitor would get them and burn them.
We didn't say one word to each, or to the boys and Evelyn as we left. We walked into the car and were about half an hour into the drive before we started arranging our next dare.
"What should we do about them?" Rosalie asked, "This definitely cannot go unpunished."
"I agree totally and absolutely," I responded, then I looked into the future, "They're going to choose dare," I told her.
"Good," Rose answered, with a surprising amount of venom in her voice.
"So what should we do to them?" Rose pondered aloud. I thought about it to, complete make-overs? No, too predictable. Make and embarrassing video then be forced to put it on youtube? Nope, Carlisle would kill us for that. Dang it!
I kept thinking about ways to, mentally, kill the boys, when I suddenly got a vision.
"Rosalie Hale," I said sinisterly, "You are a complete genious!"
Evelyn's POV
We left the mall about 10 minutes after Rose and Alice. We listened to the radio for a little, when the announcer came on.
"We have a brand new song for y'all! On it's first ever time on radio, 1985, by Bowling For Soup!"
I screamed. I love that song!
"Turn it up!" I screeched, as the first notes filled the car.
"You know this song?" Emmett asked, turning around to look at me.
"DUH!"I said, "Who doesn't?"
Emmett slumped back into his seat, confused, while Edward and Jasper were laughing.
"Cheer up Emmett, she knows a-" Jasper started, before I cut him off.
"SHH!" I shushed him, listening to the song.
"Debbie just hit the wall! She never had it all," I sang along with song, dancing as much as I could buckled into a car. I ignored the guy's laughing and ribbing, and just sang to the song.
"Her two kids, in high school, they tell her that she's uncool, cause she's still preoccupied, with 19, 19, 1985!"
The song, unfortunately ended, and I sat back into the seat, and smiled.
"Very impressive, Evelyn," Emmett commented sarcastically.
"Thank you, did you like my dancing?" I answered back sweetly. I learned that if you go along with what people when they were trying to tease you, you didn't get nearly as embarrassed.
"Beautiful," he mumbled, rolling his eyes.
I now had my ears trained to the radio, in case another song I knew came up. Done did though, and before I knew it we were back at the white house by the river.
"Have they planned anything yet?" I asked Edward, as we walked up the steps to the house. I had, surprisingly, grown use to and comfortable with the Cullens in a quicker time than I thought possible. I was usually shy with new people. Maybe it was the fact that I knew all about them when I met them, but I have never have become friends with anyone this fast, not even Andrea.
"They are blocking me, so I'm guessing yes," he replied, as we walked into the living room where Alice and Rose were patiently sitting on the couches, waiting for us.
"Truth or dare?" was all Rosalie said as we walked in. Guess she really wanted to deliver our punishment.
"Dare," we all answered at the same time. I turned around and gave them all a smile.
Rose and Alice didn't look surprised, but they both shook their heads.
"Ok, so your dare is to streak across Forks," Alice said nonchalantly, looking at her fingernails. Where did all this sudden calmness come from? Even before we started this game, she wasn't this calm. Something was up…..
Hold up- STREAK!?!?!
"CHICKEN CARD!" I yelled before anyone could say anything at all. The boys were standing open mouthed at the girls, looking completely shocked. Except for Emmett, who had the hugest smile on his face.
"I'm in," he said. Alice ignored him and Rose shook her head. "Why do I get the idiotic one?" she asked herself.
"Calm down Evelyn, you all will be wearing underwear, we wouldn't send you out there completely naked. The only catch is it has to be skin colored, so it'll look like you're naked if you're just running by," Alice said, looking at me, and ignoring the guys, who still hadn't gained their composure. That immediately calmed me down. Even if I still looked naked, at least I had something on. This I could agree to. I didn't need a chicken card for this. But then-
"But that means we have to go shopping. And no offense, I don't want to go shopping again any time soon. Unless that's part of the dare, and we have no choice," I said.
Alice finally cracked a smile.
"Silly, we already got the underwear for all of you! You're all set whenever you are ready and Jasper and Edward come back to reality," Alice said, bouncing up and down. She was beginning to be herself again.
"What do you two think?" I asked the boys, who were finally coming back down.
"Well……"Jasper said, unsure. Gosh these boys were really wimps, weren't they?
"Come on Jasper!" I tried to encourage him, "it's not that bad. And what if something worse comes up next dare, we can tough this one out." He still looked unsure. I looked over at Edward.
"I'll do it if he does it," he said, pointing his thumb at Jasper. He had a smirk on his face, like we could never get Jasper to do it.
Do not underestimate me, Edward Cullen, I thought to him, and marched up to Jasper.
"Jasper, you are brave enough to fight in the dangerous wars of the vampire south, then later when you find a strange new vampire, would could've been out to kill you, you willingly go with her and follow her, but yet you're not brave enough to streak through one little measly town?" I asked him, taking a step closer to him each sentence and wagging my finger at him.
"First off," he said defending himself, "I didn't know there was anything out there besides the wars. Second, I went with Alice because I loved her, from the first moment I saw her."
"Lover boy. I get it. You're not brave enough to handle it. I understand. It is quite a shame though….." I sighed.
"I am brave," Jasper said through clenched teeth.
"Then prove it," I shot back. By know I was right in his face, giving him the meanest look I could muster. I knew it wasn't a good idea to provoke a vampire, and the things I was saying were not nice at all, but I really wanted to not use our chicken card.
"Fine," he said, throwing up his hands, "I'm in. I'm agreeing to the dare. Happy now?"
"Very, thank you Jasper," I said as sweetly as I could, and gave him a hug. He seemed shocked at my gesture, but eventually hugged back. I smiled then let go of him. I turned to look at Edward.
Edward was staring, open mouth at Jasper. He obviously hadn't expected Jasper to fold like that.
"Weakling," he said to Jasper.
"You're in!" I sang to Edward. He growled at me. I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Good!" Rose said, clapping her hands. "Here are your rules!"
"What!?" I cried, "You never said anything about rules!"
"You never asked," she replied, "Besides, every dare has it rules of how it is to be taken out. Your rules are that you must go down the main street in town, you must be on your own two feet. No driving or anything else. Also, you must go at a human pace. You are allowed to run, but at a human speed."
Grrrrrr, that took out every little cheat/loop hole there is to make this dare a little better.
The boys seemed to realize that too. Edward had his face in his hands, and Jasper was shaking his head. Emmett was still smiling.
"Here's your underwear! Go change and meet back here in 15 minutes!" Alice chirped, throwing us each a piece of fabric, except for me, who she threw 2 pieces of fabric to. She and Rose left the room, leaving us there to digest what we were about to do.
"Well, I guess I better go change," I said nervously, trying to escape the wrath of the boys, which I knew was going to descend upon me very soon.
"Don't. Move." Edward threatened, coming over to me with Jasper.
"Um, I don't really feel like changing here in the living room, it's kinda inappropriate," I said, trying to throw them off. It didn't work. They both backed me into a corner.
"OH come on, it's just a game!" I said, realizing my situation. They were not happy at all about going through with this dare, and I was the one who got them to do it.
Suddenly, a flash of white whizzed by, and carried me into a room upstairs.
"HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!" I shouted, shocked.
"Crap has a mother?" Emmett asked me, chuckling.
"Oh my gosh, thank you Emmett!" I breathed, giving him a hug.
"No problem, I like this dare. It's going to be fun!" He said, giving me a goofy smile.
Suddenly there was pounding on the door,
"Emmett, give back Evelyn! We haven't finished talking to her!" Jasper yelled from the hallway.
"Nope," Emmett said, "I am not giving her back until you promise you won't hurt her."
"We weren't going to hurt her! What do you think we are? We never planned on hurting Evelyn, just scaring her!" Jasper's voice came again.
Emmett thought about for a minute.
"You feel safe enough to go back out?" He asked.
I nodded yes. I never thought that they were going to hurt me, I trusted them too much.
"Sure, just give me a minute," I said, walking towards the bathroom. Emmett laughed.
"Ok." He said, shaking his head.
I quickly went into the bathroom and changed, hoping 2 things. 1, they couldn't take me seriously when I was almost naked. 2, they would have no choice but to go along with it as well, seeing I was already ready.
I looked myself over in the mirror. The underwear set almost matched my skin perfectly. If someone saw me from a distance, then they would most definitely think I was naked.
I took a deep breathe and came out of the bathroom, then almost headed right back in. There, waiting for me, was Emmett, in the very small underwear that Alice and Rose choose for him.
"My eyes!" I screeched, putting my hands over my eyes. After this dare, I was going to be scarred for life.
"Ha ha ha, very funny. You better get use to it, cause Edward and Jasper are going to be wearing the same thing," Emmett replied, rolling his eyes.
I shuddered. Maybe we should've taken the chicken card after all.
Someone knocked on the door, scaring me, making me jump a mile.
"You ready in there? Edward and Jasper are down stairs, all ready to go. You two are so slow!" Rosalie said, sounding impatient.
"We're ready," I mumbled. I shook my head to clear my brain, then walked out the door.
"I knew humans were slow, but I didn't think they were that slow," Rosalie teased, as we walked down the stairs to the living room.
"Hey don't blame me," I countered, "Blame your brothers who were trying to scare me to death."
"Ah-hem," Emmett coughed behind us.
"That is, until Super Emmett came in and saved the day. Thank you Emmett," I turned, smiling at him.
"All in a day's work," He said, in a very bad super-hero voice imatation.
We then reached the living room, where a very uncomfortable Edward and Jasper were sitting on the couch.
"You are one evil little human," Jasper said, shaking his head at me.
I shrugged. "Sorry."
"Well, when you whiners are done complaining, we can head out to Main Street, and get this show on the road!" Alice said, very officially.
We all headed towards the garage, and I stayed near the back. Unfortunately, so did Edward and Jasper.
"Why are we doing this again?" Edward growl-whispered at Jasper, at a volume that I could clearly him at.
"Because we decided to adopt an annoying little human girl who has too much pride for her own good," Jasper responded in the same manner.
"Hey!" I said, joining the conversation, "I am offended. I can't help but take all these dares, I played truth or dare at home all the time with my best friend, and she was the queen of dares. That gave me practice at taking dares." Some of past dares filled my mind, and made me shudder just thinking about them.
"She made you do that?" Edward asked, horrified. He could see some of the worse things I had done as I thought of them. He wasn't growling anymore.
"Yes, she did," I snapped, "So stop complaining about this dare!"
He stopped talking, and I could see Jasper's curious face looking at me.
"Don't ask," I said. He really didn't want to know, and I really didn't want to say.
We got to the garage at that time, and the 'streakers' got in one car and Alice and Rose got into another.
"How should we do this?" Jasper asked, trying to get this over as quickly as possible. I didn't blame him, this wasn't going to be fun.
"Well, maybe we could-" Edward started, but was cut off by his vibrating phone.
"What is it Alice?" he asked. "Ok, got it," he said, hanging up. "She says that Emmett's plan will work, and they'd be happy to help."
"What exactly is Emmett's plan?" Jasper asked, warily. His past experience with Emmett's plans usually didn't go well.
"Please have some faith in me, brother," Emmett said, sounding hurt. "I was just going to suggest that maybe either Alice or Rose could bring this car down the street, so we could have a quick get away."
"That's actually not a bad idea, Emmett. I'm impressed," Jasper said, appreciative of anything that could make this torture any shorter.
"See, maybe you and the rest of the family should trust me more. I can have good ideas."
"Yea, but usually they're either stupid or highly illegal."
"That's besides the point."
I rolled my eyes. They were starting to sound like little kids.
We were starting to get closer to town, and I was very glad I was in the backseat, where I could very easily duck down and hide from public view. The boys up front, however, didn't have anywhere to go. Especially poor Edward, who was driving. We were getting a lot of stares, 3 half naked men in a car was a very unusual sight, and I could tell it was making all of them uncomfortable, even Emmett.
"How much longer?" I asked, wanting to just get there and get it over with.
"We're here," Emmett said. He was starting to feel better, now that he wasn't being stared at like a piece of meat. The thrill of the dare was getting to him.
Edward parked by the side of the road, in front of a small coffee shop, and the girls pulled up next to us. Alice rolled down her window so she could say something before we started.
"Ok, you guys have to go down to the end of the street, and we'll have the car ready and waiting for you, ok?" She said quickly, grinning from ear to ear. Either she wanted to see us make total fools of ourselves, or she had a vision that someone was going to stop and say something completely humiliating to us.
"Fine," we all agreed, grudgingly. Alice waved, then hopped out her car, montioning us to follow suit.
"Here we go," I mumbled, getting ready to bolt out of the car and run.
"Ok, so let's all just run as fast as we can down the street, alright? But at human speed of course." Edward suggested, rolling his eyes at the last part.
"Got it. On the count of three." I said back.
"1," Jasper started us off, nervous.
"2," Emmett said, bouncing up and down. He was actually excited about this.
"3!" We shouted simultaneously, and we all burst out of the car.
I ran as fast as my dumb, weak, human legs could carry me, and I could see Edward and Jasper ahead of me. I tried my very best to ignore the startes and gasps I saw and heard as I rushed by, but I couldn't. I was half way down the street when I realized Emmett wasn't whizzing on ahead of me.
"Emmett!" I cried, looking around for him frantically. Where did that boy go?
I finally spotted him about 20 feet behind me, walking at a leisurely pace, waving to every shocked and gaping person he passed. He had a huge ole smile on his face. I rolled my eyes. He was such an idiot.
I finally got to the end of the street, where Edward and Jasper were waiting for Alice to come with the car. I looked around, trying to spot her, but found something else instead.
"Shiz," I muttered under my breath.
"What is it?" Jasper asked. I didn't say anything, but pointed to a cop car that was coming down the street. Something then dawned on me.
"Edward?" I asked slowly, "Who's in that police car?"
The car was just a couple stores down now, and it was slowly heading in our direction.
"Chief Swan," He replied curious at what I was getting at.
"Oh crap!" I exclaimed, "Run Edward! Run!"
A/N Like it? Hehehe what's going to happen? Will Charlie find another reason to hate Edward? Or will he escape in time?
Again, I'm uber duber quadruper sorry about the lateness of this story's coming. I've just so busy! (Translation: I've been so lazy.) Please forgive me! This chapter is the longest so far to make for it's long arrival. I'll try my very best to not take so long on the next chapters.