=_= Author-Sama has suffered from a series of test, projects, and laziness. Please enjoy this chapter. ^_^
-Japan
Denmark: Heheh! I'm so excited! I wonder when everyone's going to get here! What about you, Norge?
Norway: Shut up, Anko.
Prussia: DENMARK!
Denmark: PRUSSIA! –fist bumps- What's up?
Prussia: Ah nothing. Just being awesome!
Romano: -facepalm- Are you kidding me? There's another one?
Norway: I feel your pain…
Romano: =_=
France: Ohonhon~ The more the merrier!
Spain: Si! I agree!
Germany: Ja. Let's start.
Emily: I ... feel responsible about making feliciano sad... FELICIANO! DON'T BE MAD AT ROMANO! PLEASE! IT WAS ME NOT HIM WAH!Inu-kun: =-= She will be in a depress mood for awhile. So I will take control of this. I'll do it alphabetical order:Author-sama, do you mind giving Emily hug? She really likes you story. It makes her happy *sees Emily crying and pleading* well it usually does...Denmark, why would you consider yourself better than Sweden? Isn't he more stronger and "better-looking" (that is what Emily said) than you?France, try hugging everyone without groping. If you fail, Romano is allow to punch you.Germany, why not put Prussia under some spell (ask Norway) where he's more like you, responsible, mature, and um...you.Japan, you are doing great .Norway, your magic works better than England's right?Prussia, Emily's friend loves to pair you up with Austria. What do you think of that?Romano, I apo-Emily: I'M SORRY ROMANO! *hugs* DON'T HAAAAAATE ME! *gives a box full of tomatoes* TAKE THESE! ...I'm sorry...can i have a hug?Spain, I apologize to you too *hugs*...tomato?Well I gotta go, sorry for my strangeness! Bai-nii!
Romano: =_= He's not even sad anymore. When I got home the bastard was happy that the Potato and I became "friends" THAT'S NOT WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!
Germany: =_=
Author-Sama: Of course I'll give you a hug! –glomps- There now you feel all better! Heehee!
Denmark: NO WAY! I'm wayyy stronger and handsomer that Sweden! Besides I'm pretty awesome, know? Den's got the swag! :3
Norway: Don't ever say that again. Sweden is smarter and sophisticated than you.
Denmark: Aww Norge don't be like that…=3=
France: Ohonhonhon~ I'll try my best mon cher~ -gives Spain a hug-
Spain: Gracias amigo! ~ -hugs back while patting back-
France: -hugs Germany-
Germany: =_= -blushes and doesn't hug back- Get off France.
France: Q_Q Why so cold, mon cher? –hugs Prussia-
Prussia: Kesesese~ -hugs back in an awesome manner- That's the awesome way!
France: Ohonhon~ Glad you enjoyed mon ami~ -hugs Denmark-
Denmark: -hugs back- Thanks buddy!
France: You're Welcome. –hugs Romano-
Romano: Get off me, Bastard! –blushes but hugs back-
France: You're not resisting mon cheris!~ -is about to hug Norway-
Norway: Touch me and I will curse you…
France: =3= Poo~
Germany: at Prussia- I'll think about it..He is my brother…
Japan: Arigato Gozaimasu ^_^. I do my best.
Norway: Yes. My magic is much better than England's and Romania's combined.
Denmark: Norge, you're so quite!
Prussia: Me and Austria? –rape face- Sounds pretty awesome but I'm already taken~
Spain: That's right! Bad Touch Trio is getting married tomorrow! ~
Denmark: You guys are? Can I come! :3
France: Ohonhon~ everyone's invited!
Denmark: Cool! Its gonna be fun, right Norge?
Norway: I suppose…
Romano: I don't hate you…I just didn't want kiss the stupid potatoes…-awkwardly hugs- Happy?
Spain: Its ok Senorita~ I forgive you! Hey demon!Lovi is back with angel!Feli.
Romano: Eh? Seriously?
Hey bastards, it's me again. As in Devil!Romano, just in case you were wondering. Everything has been going fine as far as I can tell right now *made sure to lock door when writing this so Hungary couldn't get in* Though a certain idiotic, angel fratello of mine is buging the crap out of me. So I'm just going to get to the point now.
Germany: Eat this you potato bastard *slashes your pants and belt with demon claws, thus making Germany's pants fall to his ankles* Muwahahahaha~ *takes blackmail photo*
Prussia: Uhhh, I don't know...Sing the song "I feel pretty"?
Norway: Get one of your Nordic spirits to bitch slap Denmark.
Spain: ...Here / *gives you tomato*
France: ...*gives you akward hug* Jeanne d'Arc says that she's still watching over you and wants you to know she says hi.
Romano: You told me you got your viola back and that you would be bringing it today so play something on your viola.
Ch-CHIGI! Damnit, fratello wants to talk...well ciao bastardos.
Ve~ Hi everybody! I'm Angel!Italy, ve~ I hope you are all doing well, *looks at list Hungary gave him earlier* Okay so...
Denmark, Prussia, Romano: So how is it being in the Skirmish Brothers Trio? Have you finally seen Romano's underwear yet?
France: Make out with Romano, ve~
Norway, Romano: Do the Caramell Dansen while wearing bikinis
Spain: Since I'm an angel I can use light magic, so here *poofs up a vile of Neon Pink liquid* it's a truth serum, give it to both tsunderes~ Ve~
France: Ve~ Your hair is so pretty~
Well, that's all I got from Hungary! I gotta go now since Vampire!France broke in and is trying to rape Demon!Lovi again. Ve, bye bye!~
Germany: -blushes really hard- Uh…Excuse me! –runs to the bathroom- O/O
Romano: -burst out laughing- Dio Mio! XD I'm gonna die!
Prussia: OK! –lights dim- Ladies and Gentlemen! Prepare for the awesomeness of Prussia!
I feel pretty~
Romano: Uh…
Prussia: Oh so pretty~
France: Ohonhon~
Prussia: I feel pretty and witty and gay~ Wait a minute….
Denmark: Haha! Nice dude~ -reads the next request- WAIT NO NORGE! Don't ..
Norway: -smirks- Go Nisse! Bitch slap Denmark!
Denmark: Nisse wouldn't do th- OOF! OW! What the hell?
Spain: Gracias Demon!Lovi…SO cute~
France: -hugs back- She does? –smiles- Tell her I say hi and I miss her!
Romano: -looks at France for a moment- Eh? My viola…Oh yeah..Damn do I really have to play something?
Prussia: Kesesese~ Play something German!
Romano: Fuck no! –takes out viola and starts play La Primavera by Antonio Vivaldi- ( I just happened to be listening to it right now.)
France: How pretty!
Spain: Si es muy bonita!
Prussia: Pachelbel and Bach are better…but this is still awesome…
Denmark: WOW! So cool! It sounds familiar..
Norway: Quite! I'm trying to listen.
Romano: -slowly finishes – Happy Bastard? Wait…he's me?
France: What was the name of that song?
Romano: La Primavera movement one allegro by Antonio Vivaldi…
Spain: La primavera? It means Spring!
Romano: Si bastard….
Prussia: Look! Angel!Feli..
Denmark: Haha! It's been a since the Skirmish Brothers have hang out!
Prussia: We still haven't seen Romano's underwear….-looks at Romano's pant and then at Denmark-
Norway: Skirmish Brothers?
Denmark: It's Prussia, Romano, and me! And sometimes England….
Spain: Oh? How cute!
France: His underwear?
Prussia: DEN, HOLD HIM DOWN!
Denmark: Way ahead of you! –grabs Romano-
Romano: Fuck! Get off me!
Prussia: -starts taking off Romano's pants- FINALLY MOMENT OF TRUTH!
Norway: -slaps Denmark- Get off him! –pulls him by the ear-
Denmark: Ow! Norge! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Spain: -Smacks Prussia- OFF AMIGO!
Prussia: TT^TT … mission failure …
France: Hey Spain I think Germany is calling you!
Spain: He is? I'm coming Senorito! –leaves-
Romano: Dio he's so stupid! –reads the request- MIO DIO! DON'T TOUCH ME!
France: -rape face- I can't make any promises~ -grabs Romano and starts Frenching him-
Romano: MMM! –resist- mm.. –squirms- MM!
France: -pulls curl-
Romano: -blushes and starts to fall apart-
Denmark: =_= aren't you guys getting married?
Prussia: Ja.
Norway: Who's getting married with who?
Prussia: Me and Canada, France and England, Spain and Romano.
Denmark and Norway: =_= Then what the hell is this?...
Spain: I'm back with Ger- FRANCE WHAT DO YOU THIN YOU'RE DOING?
France: -pulls away quickly- uh….fulfilling someone's request.
Spain beats up France using his axe.
Germany: =_= Did I miss anything?
Prussia: …..Nope! Did you fix your pants?
Germany: Ja.
Norway: (ㅎ.ㅎ✞) Where would we get bikinis from?
Author-Sama: Haha! That's a job for us~
Japan: Hai! –takes out two frilly pink bikinis-
Author-Sama: Ok~ Now Strip.
Romano: I'm not wearing that!
Norway: Nor am I.
Author-Sama: -frowns- Fine! RUSSIA!
Russia: Da?
Author-Sama: -hides behind Japan- Uhh..G-Get them t-to wear the bikinis..
Russia: ^J ^ ok!
Romano and Norway: OK WE'LL WEAR THEM!
And they change~
Denmark: -nosebleed- Oh crap…
Spain: -nosebleed- Oh..my…
Russia: ^J ^ Enjoy! I have to see if Belarus is destroying anything….
Author-Sama: Yeah Japan! Let's sing the Caramelldansen!
Japan: Hai!
Author-Sama and Japan: (Owa-o-wa-wao)
Dance to the beat, wave your hands together
Come feel the heat, forever and forever
Listen and learn, it is time for prancing
Now we are here, we'e Caramelldansen!
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi har med
Caramelldansen
Norway and Romano do the Caramelldansen =_=
Denmark: THAT'S SWEDISH! SWEDEN MADE THIS SONG!
Spain: -creeping like a pedo- Thanks for the serum! I'll use it when it comes in handy!~
France: Oui my hair is beautiful!
Germany: It seems that Angel!Italy is just like Italy. They both can't seem to lock the doors properly…
Prussia: Vampire!France? Ohhh What am I?
Romano: Let's move on…
Yo guys, Mexico here again with even more unanswered questions...Spain: I asked Holland wh he hated you, He replied. 'cuz spain's a bastard.' and proceeded to smoke his pipe. I don't know what you did to piss him off, usually he's very good to get with when me, him and Canada when we smoke weed... (uh... Ignore the weed part) Anyway Spain, you ever thought of what your life would have been if you have never met Romano.France: For once I have nothing to say...Prussia: I dare you to make out with you bruder, (sorry I'm in a germancest mood right now.)Romano: Same question as Spain, You ever thought how different your life would have been if you never met Spain?Germany: Gack... I realy didn't mean to make you upset Luddy, oh dios mio... (sends some beer) Its all I could right now here's my question... ever read any of the GerIta doujinshi's around the internet, Some are really good, and others are really perverted especially when they have ita-chan all tied up and you are just enjoying it.Denmark: I just have to say your my favorite nordic, all I ask is that you make out with norge...Norway: Before you start to make out with Denmark, Can I ask how Iceland is doing?To the staffAuthor: You are really awesome with this fic and I wuv joo for it (gives a chocolate cheesecake)Japan: Just don't stop being the Japan you are, you are at the level of awesome equal to Prussia. (gives pocky)Russia: (hands vodka) I wish you luck...Belarus: *blushes* I just have to say that I really admire you and your dtermination of marrying your brother. I would be honored to take you out on a night filled with pastry goodness that hails from my country
Romano: See! The Netherlands knows what he's fucking talking about!
Spain: Q_Q What did I do to him? Romano, Holland, Belgium, Luxembourg and I are like a BIG family! Why does he not like me? YOU SMOKE WEED? No Mexico! That's not good for you! … A WORLD WITHOUT MI ROMANITO? That would be worse than hell! –hugs Romano- AHHHHHH Te Quiero Roma! Te amo!
Romano: Dammit get off!
France: Poo~ Why not?
Prussia: Pfft. That's easy!
Germany: No Bruder! Don't you dare!
Prussia: PREPARE FOR AWESOMENES! KESESESESE~ -kisses and makes out with Germany while Germany is punching him the whole time-
Romano: A life without the Spanish Bastard? –looks at the bastard that is clinging to him- W-Well –blushes- I-It w-wouldn't be a good o-one…
Germany: =_= I am very upset.
Prussia: It wasn't that bad!
Germany: Ja it was. –drinks beer- Japan showed me one once….Why do people portray me as a Sadist?
Prussia: Because of that one crazy boss you had…
Germany: Oh him …=_=
Denmark: I should be everyone's favorite Nordic! Hell yeah I'll make out with Norge~ -holds Norway-
Norway: -puts hand over Denmark's mouth- Ice is doing good. Lately he's been hanging out with that Hong Kong kid…-takes hand off- You may proceed….
Denmark: -closes in and starts kissing Norway-
Norway: -kisses back but slaps Den's face-
Denmark: Ow Q_Q
Norway: My hand slipped…
Author-Sama: Cake! –glomps you- My favorite kind of cheesecake~ Thanks! I'm glad you're liking this fic XD
Japan: Arigato ^_^. Although I'm not exactly sure about what you mean by "the Japan you are" I'm still honored to be at such a high level of awesomeness.
Russia: -drinks Vodka- I need the luck…
Belarus: …You really would?
Russia: No don't encourage her!
Belarus: Fine! Only if you can get my brother to acknowledge me!
Russia: NO!
Japan: ^_^
Author-Sama: :3
Hola!...Again! I'm back! This sleepover is lasting to long...Romano: Oh, I believe it WAS a date. She admitted it...after a few punches. I still have those bruses...Spain: Estoy muy bien! (I hope Lovi can't understand this...)Sin embargo, su fem me dio un beso de anoche! So...yeah. I had a good night!Prussia: PLEASE. Gillian could kick your ass. I bet you fifty dólares.Norway: Hola! Your fem is...not in a good situation. Blame Fem!Denmark.Denmark: Your fem is...wow. Um... she's...nice. But out of control.France: Your fem is ontop of Lovina...GTFO Francine!Author-sama: This is really good!Nos vemos! ¡Adiós!
Romano: No it wasn't! She's lying! I would fucking know too!
Spain: Really? Estoy tan feliz por ti! ( Don't know if this is accurate) Lovi~ stop lying!
Romano: I'm not lying!
Prussia: I take your bet! Kesesese~ No one can beat the awesome Prussia!
Denmark: I can!
Prussia: No you can…
Denmark: :3
Norway: -glares at Denmark- What happened to her?
Denmark: Haha! Just like me! Is my fem pretty? I bet Norge's fem is~
Norway: -blush-
France: Why is it that in some other dimension that I'm always raping Romano?
Romano: What the hell are you talking about?
Germany: It happens in this dimension…Damn I'm getting a headache =_= Let's move on.
Author-Sama: Gracias Senora! …. Can you actually speak Spanish~ O3O
Like Hello~How are like all of you~
I bet u like totally missed me right? chu~Norway: hello doll~ i have something for u to wear!h t t p : / / b r o w s e . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m / ? q = n o r w a y i n d r e s s & o r d e r = 9 & o f f s e t = 7 2 # / d 3 f 9 c 6 tPrussia: like that dress was so ur color u should wear it again~France: like i found this outfit u should totaly wear for iggy~h t t p : / / l o l o q k u z o o . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m / a r t / F r a n c e - 1 7 0 7 4 4 3 1 9germany: like totaly wear ur hetaween outfit~(guess who is on the other side of the chain~)h t t p : / / b r o w s e . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m / ? q = h e t a w e e n & o r d e r = 9 & o f f s e t = 4 8 # / d 4 e u a v zromano: -puts him in his hetaween outfit- GrandMano!~h t t p : / / b r o w s e . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m / ? q h = & s e c t i o n = & q = g r a n d m a n o # / d 4 f 2 l i uspain: like totaly dress is ur rad pirate gear like again chudenmark: like hello~ how are u big boy~romano: also romano my friend wants to give this to u like totaly -hands hands the tomatoes pinkrose1122 had(aka italy tomates) - like enjoy~
Norway: -blankly stares- Why would I wear that?
Denmark: -fights nosebleed-
Norway: Hmm it gives me an excuse to stop wearing this bikini…-puts on dress-
Denmark: Poland, remind me to take you out for a drink one day…
Prussia: But I'm too awesome for a dress! Yo! You should send me a dress for Mattie~
France: Careful with him mon ami! Ohonhon~ what a sexy outfit!
Romano: =_= He has chocolate in his-
Germany: Ja, ja we all see it… My Hetaween oufit? –puts it on- Uh is that Italy on the chain?
Denmark: Dude! Your costume was pretty bad ass! Haha we were ghost pirate. –playfully nudges Norway- Remember?
Norway: Ja, I remember…
Romano: Damn! This thing again? Meh better than a bikini….
Spain: My pirate stuff is so cool! –puts on Pirate gear- Now I'm drop dead sexy~
France: Ohonhon~ So true!
Denmark: I'm fine little boy! How are you?
Romano: -looks at crate of tomatoes- Uh grazie…
Spain: You're gonna share right?
Denmark: I never tasted a tomato…
Romano: DAMN WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? When this is over I will make pasta with this tomatoes and all of you bastards will eat it and like it!
Prussia: Forceful much?
Romano: -kicks Prussia in the gut-
HI! -hugs u all!-who missed me?pierro: no one -.-HEY T^T Romano control ur child! oh well onwardNorway: NORGEEEEEEEEEEEEE -glomp- U R AWESOME MY FRIEND!denmark: DENNY! -glomps- HI!romano: ciao! -is trying to learn italian- how are u!spain: SEXY NATION!that is all i say for now!prussia: THIS IS FOR CHU! when someone asks u to find prussia on the map show them this!h t t p : / / p i n k r o s e 1 1 2 2 . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m / # / d 4 d c m m dgermany: i still dont know how u deal with prussia. you desirve a nobel prize just for that...-hands u paper mashay prize with "Putting up with most annoying nation alive" on it- ^^france: this is for u read it and relize the truth!h t t p : / / p i n k r o s e 1 1 2 2 . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m / g a l l e r y / 3 0 5 0 7 6 1 8 # / d 3 j n 7 8 5all: THIS WAS IN MY US HISTORY BOOK!h t t p : / / p i n k r o s e 1 1 2 2 . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m/ g a l l e r y /3 0 5 0 7 6 1 8 # / d 4 8 u u 1 tspain: can u act like u did in ur pirate days?romano: peiro has a crush!piero: SHUT UP I DO NOT /angel: yea he does~piero: ILL RIP UR CURL OFF ANGEL!angel:NEIN! -runs-piero: GET BACK HERE!...oh boy...any ways ^^""denmark: denny buddy! -slips ring in ur hand and wispers in ur ear- ask norge to marry u!romano: do u want an indoor wedding or an outdoor wedding? -planinggggg-france: ask iggy what i asked romano!prussia: same deal as france! but ask canada!belarus: ..if u r there i want u to have this..h t t p : / / b r o w s e . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m / ? q = s e x y r u s s i a & o r d e r = 9 & o f f s e t = 1 9 2 # / d 3 j 4 h f urussia: now if U are there -holds out vodka- just for u ^^japan:...i has question for you あなたが誰かを好きですか？あなたは誰を好きですか？norway: ...if u said yes can i plan the wedding...angel: VATTI HE IS TRIED TO KILL ME! -hides behind germany-piero: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE POTATO SPONE -has sisers-angel: NUUUU -clings- Vater schütze mich bitte er mir Angst! T^Tpiero: WIMP!...um...help? please? o_oI LOVE U ALL!(German)Ich liebe dich alle(Italian)vi amo tutti(Spainish)Los amo a todos(French)Je vous aime tous(Dainish)Jeg elsker jer alle(Norwegian)Jeg elsker dere alle(Japanese)私はあなたのすべてを愛して(Belarusian)я цябе люблю ўсіх(Russian)я тебя люблю всех ~(AMERICAN) I LOVE YOU ALL!
Norway: I am not your friend.
Denmark: Aww Norge, be nice! –glomps back- Hallo!
Romano: =_= Sono cagna bene. Riescia capire me?
Spain: =_= Be nice Roma… Ah Gracias Senorita!
Prussia: PRUSSIA OWNS ALL BITCHES!
Germany: =_= Over my dead body…
Prussia: Q_Q
Germany: Danke…this is defiantly a hard award to achieve….
France: -bites on handkerchief- No! It's not true! Pierre!
Denmark: Why are you creeping in random parts of history? =_=
Prussia: Holy Crap that is France!
Spain: What are you doing there amigo?
France: Eh? =_= I don't remember this?
Romano: You were probably drunk…
Norway: Seems likely…
France: HOW COLD!
Norway: Well I AM in the Nordic region…
Spain: Eh? I still acted the same…I just had a murderous aura surrounding me. ^_^
And Everyone backs away from Spain….
Romano: Eh? Pierro likes someone? Who? You better tell me you little bastard! Be nice to your cousin!
Denmark: -looks at ring then at Norway- Norge~
Norway: What?
Denmark: I really love you!
Norway: -blushes- S-So?
Denmark: -pulls out ring- WILL YOU MARRY ME?
All: WHHAAAAATTTT?
Norway:…uh…
France: SAY YES!
Norway: -blushes- o-ok..
Everyone: HOORAY!
Romano: -blushes- Indoor…..
France: Ohonhon~ BTT is getting married together! So we are all indoors!
Prussia: Aw..I kinda wanted to be outdoors…
Spain: Too bad amigo~
Author-Sama: HOLY FU- -receives glare from Japan- FUUUU..FUDGE MONKEY! HOLY FUDGE MONKEY LOOK AT THAT PICTURE!
Japan: Hai…
Belarus: -creepy smile- I will cherish it forever!
Russia: Oh No! TT^TT
Pinkrose1122 is now allied with Belarus
Russia: Oh NO! –drinks vodka- TT^TT
Japan: Uh..me? No, no one in particular…
Author-Sama: That's not what you said last night = 3 =
Japan: …..URUSAI!
Germany: …=_=.. Japan?...
Norway: Uh..Ja..ok..
Germany: -pats Angels head- Mach dir keine Sorgen. Es gibt nichts zu fürchten, ist dein Vater hier ...
Prussia: Aww West~
Germany and Prussia: Wir lieben euch auch!
Spain: Te amo demasiado!
France: Je t'amie tropp~
Denmark: Jeg elsker også dig
Norway: I don't even know you...
Denmark: Norge…
Romano: Vaffanculo!
Spain: ROMANO!
Belarus: Дзякуй за фотаздымкі
Russia: Нет! Как ты мог такое сделать? TT ^ TT
Japan: あなたのレビューを本当にありがとう！私達はあなたから多くを期待しています！^-^
Author-Sama: Aw~ Honda-san is so polite and cute!~
Ah! Privot once again...v Kufufufu~ I think Lithuania has mistaken me for you : .com/art/APH-Russian-Trap-192716700?q=favby%3Aangelofdarkness424%2F46158961&qo=6My most preferred weapon would be a shovel. Some people call me the darkened matryoshka because of this and these pictures as well : .com/art/Black-Russia-214344542?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Russia&qo=56.com/?q=Female%20Russia&order=9&offset=48#/d3jtv92.com/art/Nyotalia-Russia-216191649?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Russia&qo=146well I believe that's all~Ivanna
Denmark: She looks kinda scary…
Prussia: I second that motion…
Russia: Oh! Privot again! You're such a cute girl! ^ J^. It seems Lithuania can't get his facts straight. A shovel seems like a good weapon. I should try one day.
Belarus: -glares- Am I cute?
Russia: Well of course you are! You're my little sister.
Belarus: -blushes-
France: Aw how cute~
Romano: Still pretty scary…
Norway: I must agree…
Spain: Still cute!
Germany: Yet scary….
lol so funny ... so yes ...Deutschland und Preußen: im taking german and why must it be sooooooo ficken hard? I do not find it amusing that I'm trying to say awesome and when i look it up this is what i find "Ehrfurchtgebietend" seriously was das fick? Prussia were you just pulling letters out of your $$? any way ... i do like speaking german and you have such a beautiful country i hope to visit ^^Romano: *huggles* your sooo freaking sexy! any way, could you teach me something in italian? my school doesnt offer it :(France: normally i do not like you ... idk why but in choir we are singing Noël des enfants qui n'ont plus de maisons by Debussy i really liked the piece until we translated it ... so sad :( it makes me think of you and makes me want to hug you ... this is only going to happen once ... *hugs* okay only hug you get!Spain: soooooo cute! *huggles* i love churros and tomatoes! plus your just soooo damn cute!England: please please please please! dress and talk like a pirate for the rest of the next ... "show" *slight nosebled*well thats all ^^ keep sanesanemadness ^^
Prussia: No way! It's an awesome word!
Germany: Don't let him get to your head…its Ehrfurcht gebietend… uh Danke for your compliment –smiles- It's always nice to hear these things once in a while…..
Denmark: Haha That's sounds really cool!
Prussia: Well of course it's-
Denmark: AWESOME!
And everyone just stares…..
Romano: Well…whenever you see a bastard you say VAFFANCULO FILGIO DE PUTTANA!
Spain: Romano! That's not very nice! Please Senorita don't say that to anyone =_=
France: -smiles- Oui it's a sad song indeed and a beautiful one too! I'm glad that you are learning it.
Spain: Gracias Senorita~ Si churros and tomatoes are the best! Have you ever tried paella? It's delicioso~
Norway: England isn't here today from what I have seen…..Sorry…
oh! -dark aura- I'm afraid I skipped over Belarus's little comment there...Do you think I fear you? Russia it would be best if your little sister would hold her tongue before I cut it off! I have people who fear me for a reason you know. -starts murmuring ways of torture- -her younger brother puts his headphones on her and she passes out- "-sigh of relief- at least she calmed down. Oi! Yankeee-!" -her older brother comes in- "what's- Oh! Someone went and pissed her off huh? tsk tsk tsk! what song did it take this time?" "what do you care? come on and help pick her up would you?" "Okay okay! Lets go on ahead and send her message first okay?(I'm just glad you didn't try to rape her)" "Fine."~Ivanna
Author-Sama: Miss. Natalya…I-I think y-you be a little m-more careful…
Belarus: AND THEN LET A BITCH TAKE MY BROTHER? FUCK NO!
Author-Sama: Q_Q –hides behind Japan- Uh o-o-okay m-ma'am….
Maria! where are my acupuncture needles? "Hell if I know!" -sigh okay then...German Raves are lots of fun if I had to make a good comparison it would be closest to a concert but it's held inside, has hundreds of flashing lights and, plays more than one band of music. this is one of the songs they played the last time I went to one : .com/watch?v=FWsQQgbKkjcwell I think that's it for now~Loussia
Germany: I see. It sounds interesting.
Prussia: Fuck yeah! We should host one!
Denmark: That's so cool! You gotta invite us!
Norway: I pass….
Romano: Same here..
Spain: I wanna go!
France: Why do you need acupuncture needles?
….Hmm Good Question…..
Romano:I ask myself that all the time. If I told her that she would kill me without a second thought.Spain:That's wonderful.Germany:I will.France:It's mostly the imperfcets and past tense.Prussia:She's only part Russian part alot others, but the magic she teaches me is both white and black magic. Quiet fun.Norway and Denmark:Hello, how are the two of you?
Romano: Your friend is seriously fucked up!
Spain: Romano! Be nice! Not everyone like tomatoes. It doesn't mean they are 'fucked up'
France: Ah! That's stuff is confusing. Don't worry, try speaking aloud! Remember practice makes perfect and since you are learning a new language, you're gonna really have to practice!
Prussia: What the fuck is 'white magic'?
Norway: The opposite of black magic. The 'good magic' you can say. I'm doing fine.
Denmark: I'm doing great! Thanks for asking!
Kesesesese~ well then Prussia if you've never read twilight -.-# -says through gritted teeth- then tell me WHY you went on and on about how Jason was NOT well cast? -pulls out sword- how about a good old fashioned sword fight Spain? I look awesome as a knight!: .com/art/Dark-fem-Prussia-219743142?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=100This is me in a war costume: .com/art/Nyotalia-Fem-Prussia-war-187516668?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=45Kesesesesesesese! I sure surprised Rodina with that move!: .com/art/fem-prustria-208107359?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=35That was really fun! .com/art/Hetamaster-236172799?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=254well I think that's it...Oh! wait a sec -throws shurikin at Prussia and deliberately misses- Kesesesese! Warning shots my friend Warning shots!~Maria
Prussia: I wasn't bitching about Jason!
Romano: Yes you were! You kept on telling me!
Spain: Hey her war uniform is just like yours!
Prussia: Oh yeah it is.
France: WHOA! Making advances with Rodina I see~
Prussia: What? HOLY SHIT! –nosebleed-
Romano: =_= Pervert…
Norway: Is that a girl version of Denmark and Sweden? =_=
Denmark: Oh? Oh Cool! We are so pretty!
Prussia: Was that shuriken for when I said that your sister has melons the size of my head? XD ( yes I referenced off that one fic XD)
Germany: BRUDER!
This is mostly pointed at Belarus but not Russia (and Russia I'm sorry but your sister is making horrible judgment and slander WITHOUT use of fair judgment of my sister) so I will take up for her since she passed out because of me. Now for my "talking" to Belarus...HOW DARE YOU? YOU CALLING MY SISTER A BITCH IS LIKE ME CALLING YOUR BROTHER A BASTARD! (Note: I am not calling him that I'm am using that as an comparison. Unlike you Belarus I use fair judgment!)AND WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE? I MEAN LOOK AT YOU! NOT ONLY DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR WEEKS,YOU'RE TRYING TO HUNT YOUR BROTHER DOWN AND RAPE HIM FOR GODS SAKE! -rubs temples- GGRRRRR...I'M SURE YOU CAN SENSE MY ANGER RIGHT NOW. -angry sigh- -is trying very hard to control his anger- YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NOT REAAAALLY WORTH MY TIME ANYMORE. Oh! and before you so much as try to throw a knife let me just say this:I can Easily catch it and send it rocketing back at your forehead. Have a nice day Bitch :)~Nate
Author-Sama: Q_Q Another scary one!
Japan: =_= It's okay Hana-Chan….I think…
Belarus: -grits teeth-
Russia: Hey! Sure my little sister kind of scares me, but I won't let you talk to her like that! She is still my little sister and I love her very much!
Belarus: -blushes- Big Brother? Do you mean that?
Russia: -is a little scared- Uh of course.
Belarus: -smiles- Thank you.
Russia: Oh you're welcome. ^J ^
Author-Sama: That wasn't that bad. =w=
Japan: =_= Ganbare Author-Sama.
Hey, I got some more questions! Yes, you can all be happy now, because I know you missed me.France: *Ignores America* Sure, I'll come visit! I'm by the ocean so getting there shouldn't be so hard~! I'll visit later today~Germany: I don't really see why...it makes you look a lot more like Germania...that's what I was told anyway...Prussia: If it counts at all, you exist in my heart! *Gives beer*Spain: Yeah...he is kinda confusing. 8/Romano: I'm sorry about how everyone ignored you for Veneziano...but he is kinda cute, y'know? And he isn't as mean to everything in sight...Denmark: HI! So, do you really carry an axe with you? And I love your coat~ I want one...Norway: What was your first thought when you found out Iceland was really your little bro other than getting him to say Brother Dear? And I love your outfit~ So cute!
Spain and Denmark: How would you feel if Romano and Norway became a couple? How about if they were married? O3O
Author-Sama: His hair IS like a mountain...WOAH. I can't believe you got them to do this! YOU ARE A MASTER. By the way, tell the staff I say hi! And I gave Japan the doujin in case he tries to hise it...you can never be too careful...Japan: THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I'll be there soon! AND LOOK! *Pulls out doujin* I stole it from America when he was talking to Mexico and Texas! ...can I read it with you two?Everyone: Alright, if you found some random person bleeding ot death on the ground, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? And when you get the chance, tell Uncle Iggy hi and kick America's you-know-what for not representing me and shooting meh too in the Civil War! Tell him it's from me and Confederate!Okay, bye-bye now!Virginia...Does anyone know of there's a real reason my name starts with virgin?
France: Oh How wonderful! Make sure to bring some of your cute little siblings~
Germany: =_= Don't do anything illegal, France. Bruder tells me I look like Germania…
Prussia: You do! He just had long hair and braids! I exist in everyone's hear! –drinks beer proudly-
Spain: He certainly is! TT^TT I just want his love! Not his kicks and punches. Unlike Romano, Holland actually hates me!
Romano: -blushes- What's that supposed to mean, bastard? –pouts and mumbles- Am I not cute?
Spain: No! Hijo you're adorable! –glomps-
Denmark: -takes out a big axe- It's so badass! My coat? Yeah! It's awesome!
Norway: Well I'll admit I was kind of happy to find out for sure. Even he wasn't my brother, I would love the same. Uh Thank you. I wasn't really going for 'cute'.
Denmark: NOOOO! NORWAY IS MINE AND ONLY MINE! I would die if he were with some else! Q_Q He's my best friend!
Spain: Romano is marrying me! Q_Q. But if that's what he wanted, then I have no right to step in his way…
Romano and Norway: -stare at their crying seme-
Denmark and Spain: -start to fantasize about their ukes-
*In Their Minds*
Romano: Mmm..Don't touch me there you kinky bastard~
Norway: Mmm .. Can't help it~
Romano: *moans*
Norway: *pants*
…..
Spain and Denmark: =w= …-pervy face-
France: =_= that's my face…
Author-Sama: ._. Well it took some negotiating…and begging…mostly begging and tears..at one point Russia TTwTT….You got the doujin back? Lemme see!~
Japan: You're welcome….Hai you can read with us. I have some new doujin. It has a lot of **** and ****then some**** and more****with their hand in****up their****Oh I can't forget the**** ^_^
Author-Sama: o_e
France: I'll give your message to England! Maybe beauty would save the person from dying~ Ohonhon Later they can repay me by-
Spain: I'd everything I can to save the person!
France: Hey I wasn't do-
Germany: First I'd find a way to stop the bleeding!
France: Hey I wa-
Prussia: Just use my awesomeness!
France: =_= Ok now you're just being-
Norway: Use my healing powers…
France: Let big brot-
Denmark: Haha! I'll find a way!
France: Y U NO LYK ME? o_e9
Romano: Cause you're a perverted bastard…
Author-Sama: Haha! I know the answer to your question! Virginia was named after the virgin queen of England!
France: Why would anyone want to be a virgin?
Everyone: -sweat drop-
Hola~ First. I SAW THAT CHICK WHO REFERNCE MY FIC. ADAODHAOIHAOIEUO I SAW. Anyway~~~~Spain: I have a gift for you. Just give me a sec. *steals Romano. They is much screaming and yelling* Ta da! *Shows Romano. He is wearing a much shorter version of his old maid's dress, down to say... mid thigh?, white lace stockings, black pumps, and to top it all off he has cat ears and a cat tail to match his hair... And just to piss Romano off more I added a bell around the neck* Meow~ What do you think? I've been working and tweaking outfits for him. Any requests for what you'd like to see on him?~ Also, he can only speak to anwser questions. Other wise he has to meow. ANd this wont come off until Spain takes it off. And Spain *whispers to Spain* There is no under-ware. :3 have fun~Romano: Sorry. Next time I'll dress Spain up for you~~France & Prussia: Enjoy the view :3Germany: Indeed~Well I'm out~ And Spain, Roma... I expect hot roleplay sex from you two tonight. Or else
Romano: ? ….. NYA? –screeches-
Spain:…-nosebleed- …. I love it….-pervy smile-
Romano: -sad face- Nya?
Prussia: Holy Fuck! Kesesesese~
Germany: -gets a tissue-
France: Ohonhonhon~ How cute!
Denmark: Whoa…..
Norway: =_= … Poor kid…
-.-''' Really? you feel that I'm alot like someone you know well maybe these pictures will help : .com/art/Fem-Canada-189949029?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=63.com/art/Oh-Canada-194157772?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=124.com/art/FemCanada-178836789?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=649.com/art/APH-Fem-Canada-190461782?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=889.com/art/APH-FemCanada-172600344?q=boost%3Apopular%20Fem!Britan&qo=1015.com/art/Fem-Canada-colored-202464314I think that's all the pictures I have on hand bye then~Maxine
Spain: Hey she kinda looks like you France!
France: =_= I don't see it.
Prussia: So familiar….
Romano: =_= Meow….Fuck this shit! I wanna talk like a human!
Germany: Hmm it's on the tip of my tongue…
Denmark: Wait…isn't that America's friend?
Norway: I forget his name….
Somewhere In Canada
Canada: Y U NO REMEMBER ME?
Ok, im not sure how this works, but i have some questions for your next chap.Demark- Are you aware of ur "relationship" with Norway to many fangirls (like myself) and will you kiss Norway and make my life sooo much better. Also, i dont know alot about you but u remind me of America ;)Norway- you have a curl, so is it like Romano's or is it just a normal curl, and please please PLEASE kiss denmark!Romano- dont worry i wont dare you to do anything ... maybe, anyway I act like you, im part Italian and you could my temper is like yours but i dont have a foul mouth, unfortunatly i am a sot of airhead like like italy, so anyway LOVE YA! -kisses cheek- PeaceSpain- uhh you are cool and hott! But i cant say much to youGermany- Keep your hair down! You are hot to me anyway *sigh* you belong to italy though -hugs-Prussia- where did you get Gilbird anyway? I never got that... And do you like Russia? Why or why not? Ooo and uh I like it when you dance, for some reason, i guess youre just awsome like that -kiss-France- You scare me... alot, i have a friend like you she also scares me, but i have a question anyway, Seychelles did you like her?Author-sama- thank you sooo much and do you enjoy working with honda-san?Honda-san- thank you for your help with authr-samasoo yeah if you like them you can use the if not thanks for the story!
Denmark: Relationship with Norway? It's totally real! Norge is my best friend! A kiss~ of course! –kisses Norway's lips-
Norway: -smacks Denmark- Get off me Anko. My curl is just like any other normal curl aside from the fact it's floating. Denmark has kissed me twice therefore I will not kiss him. ._.
Denmark :=3= Norge….
Romano: At least now I can fucking talk! Well I guess you're ok =_= besides being an air head. Uh grazie…
Spain: Gracias Senorita! It is really hot where I live!
Romano: =_= meow.
Germany: Spain that's not what she meant. – puts hair down – Ah that's why you like it so much..
Prussia: Hm Gilbird…well one day I was at Spain's house and all three of us were there. Suddenly little Romano comes and says "Hey bastard, there's a fucking bird on your head!" I thought the kid was being silly and then France and Spain started laughing at me! Then after a couple minutes I found him…I hate Russia! He'd shoot every time I got near the Berlin wall! You've seen me dance before? Who posted those videos?
Denmark move back….
France: Hey! I'm not a scary monster! =3= Oh Seychelles~ She's like a daughter to me! She's adorable!
Author-Sama: :3 Don't do anything illegal… Bwahaha! You're welcome XD. Hm it's fun working with Honda-San but he acts like my mom =_=
Japan: You're welcome ^_^. Hana-Chan you act like a child =_=
….Am I not?...
Hey i was thinking and i had some more questions/dares for Norway, Denmark, and RomanoNorway- Are you friends with England cause ya'll both were pirates, both practice magic, and both have imaginary friends, right? So i was wondering. Also why do you always wear that little cross clip in your hair?Denmark- what do you enjoy doing? Do you hang out with Norway alot? You are pretty cool looking but watever-blush-Everyone- What are you most afraid of?Romano- Hey -hug- I will give you as many tomatoes as you want if you will tell Spain OUT LOUD that you love, you can say it in whatever language you want but you have to say it... -creepy smile- or else... Haha YAAY :)
Norway: Ja. That's why we are acquainted. The little cross represents the Nordic Cross on all our flags except Greenland. I wear it because it keeps my hair out of my eyes.
Denmark: I enjoy drinking beer and playing video games! Yup I spend a lot of time-
Norway: Too much time.
Denmark: with Norway!~ Gee thanks for your complement!
Romano: You better give me my tomatoes…Dannazione! Ti amo stupido bastardo!...Spagna..
Spain: Aye~ mi Lovinito es muy mono!~ =w=
Romano: …mono = monkey … I'M NOT A DAMN MONKEY!
Spain: =_= Ah mono also means cute…..
"'.DARE!" Bull-crap I wouldn't. "THE FOLLOWING MOTHER FUCKING PICTURES HAVE BEEN PHOTO-SHOPPED!" you know they weren't Lovina.: .com/art/APH-Late-Halloween-Fail-185325720?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=210.com/art/Bunny-Lovina-264597472?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=384"-.-''' I hate you." Do you want me to show the beach picture too?"O_O nononononononononono!" : .com/art/Italia-Gurls-169722542?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=3"-.- you suck." : .com/art/Chigi-254306560?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=76"O_O# WHEN IN THE HELL DID YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE?"^v^ When you weren't looking. I've only got four more so I'll put them up and be on my way : .com/art/Lovina-Vargas-252721258?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=49.com/art/Always-Fashionable-244451759?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=103.com/art/ROMANOOOO-209789960?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=157.com/art/talia-262972311?q=boost%3Apopular%20Female%20Romano&qo=156"-.-### THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD!" -This person has been disconnected-
Spain: Awwww! What a cute girl! She looks just like mi Romanito!
Romano: NYA! I'm not 'your' Romanito!
Prussia: Kesesese~ She's pretty hot!~
Germany: -smacks the back of Prussia's head.- =_= Bruder you are going to make her mad.
France: Ohonhon~ And here I thought he was a cute boy~
Denmark: Wow she's really pretty! Don't you think Norge?
Norway: I guess so….
ciao~ it's sicily again! i'm never gonna leave you guys alone~romano: naples made me wear a dress! and i want you to come out and eat with me sometime real soon~ i have a gift for you! -grins-spain: -laughs- next time you work in your tomato field, wear some booty shorts~ fratello needs some fanservice too~ -winks-france: sometimes i wish you wouldn't rub off on naples too much...he's getting stranger and stranger... -_-prussia: do you know romania?~ he's my new love intrest...which means it's not you any more. but your still super awesome! -high fives prussia-germany: what kind of books do you like to read? i like to read too!norway and denmark:...i'm sorry. -frowns- i don't know enough about you to ask questions..so can you tell me a little about yourselves? -smiles-everyone: what are you most afraid of and why?okay~ naples sebby and i are going to the beach today~ so i gotta go. bye bye~love, sicily
Romano: Dammit Naples is a weird little bastard =_=. –blushes- A gift? I'll come soon…meow
France started laughing. You are laughing too if you understand why.
Spain: Ah~ Senorita I don't have nice legs like Romano~ But I have a sexy chest and working in the tomato fields is hard work~ *winks*
France: -le gasp- He's not as dumb as I thought! Oh Naples~ my cute little former territory =w= how is he? Ohonhonhon~ Remember his tantrum when Germany invaded him XD.
Germany: D-Don't bring that up….
Prussia: Yeah…don't…kid chased us with an axe…Romania is cool I guess…But I'm the awesomest!
Germany: I like reading books about other cultures and history. What books do you like? …=_= Bruder don't mention the axe…
Denmark: I'm the coolest Nordic of them all!
Norway: And the most annoying…. Hmm I'm afraid of Denmark when he goes axe crazy…its really scary…
Denmark: Aw I won't hurt you Norge. Likewise I'm afraid of Norway well he curses someone…-shivers-
France: I'm afraid of the cops….
…=_=…
Prussia: I'm afraid of West's one boss =_= … he scared the shit outta me…
Germany: Same here =_= ..
Spain: I'm scared of losing my Lovi ^_^
Romano: I'm afraid of being abandoned … -blushes-
Japan: ^_^ I assure you that won't happen. Hana-Chan, you forgot to answer that question the first time..=_=
Author-Sama: Eh? I did? –scrolls up- =_= I did. I'm sorry. –hides in shame-
Russia: ._.
Belarus: ._.
Guten Tag~ My first time asking ya'll a question..fun.. I'm Tränen (i culdnt think o a damn name.). Anyway question time~Everyone but France: May I have a hug? I really want a hug from you Germany (you're my favorite and im part German)France: I'm kidding. I want a hug from you too.Everyone: What's your "size"? Are you Asian sized or German sized? (boredum = random question)Everyone: Cake or Pie?Germany: If you had to choose, would you choose Germancest or GerIta?Prussia: Will you makeout with Germany? (im sorry Germany, but your brother is awesome!)France: What did you do to England?
France: You don't want a hung from me?
Prussia: Haha! *hugs you* Kesesesese~ I give awesome hugs~
Germany: Uh since you want one..*hugs you*
Spain: *hugs you* Fusosososo~ I love hugs~ Your turn Romano~
Romano: -blushes- *hugs you* Happy bitch?
Denmark: *gives you a bear hug* Haha!
Norway: *hugs you weakly* =_=
France: Oh you were kidding! *hugs you* -rape face- Why don't you find out for yourself~
Romano and Norway: We will not answer such a stupid question. =_=….
Germany: =_= *blushes* Isn't it obvious…
Prussia: KESESESESE! I'm PRUSSIAN sized~!
Spain: :3 That's a bit embarrassing to ask…But I'm not an Asian size…
Denmark: Haha! German sized for sure~
Japan: =_= What's wrong with being Asian sized…
Author-Sama: ._. Nothing. It just hurts your man pride…
Spain: I like cake~
Prussia: Pie!
German: Pie =_=
Romano: Cake..
Norway: Cake..
France: Cake~
Denmark: Pie!
Germany: I choose Gerita…
Romano: -glares-
Germany: Bruder if you dare I will kill you =_=
Prussia: Haha! I'll let will West have his way! Kesesese not because I'm scared of him or anything!
France: What I did? I did him!
Romano: No one cares about your damn sex life =_=..Nya..
Hello~ Name is Alina wolve. Just have a feeeew teeeensy questions.France: would you ever really truly marry England? If yes, please do so. If no, eh, I'll take making out with him.Romano: why are you so damn hot? Seriously my one friend loves you. So if you can(since her birthday is coming up) would you mind dropping down to my lively town and visiting her? *puppy dog eyes* pretty please?Germany: you're a cool person. 'Nough said. And where did you get your dogs? I want one.Spain: I've listened to the songs you're country has made and you really are the nation of passion. Wow those songs-. I'm getting off topic but, my parents want to get rid of my baby snapping turtle(Lucky) and I wanna keep him. Think you can use your charm to let them let me keep lucky?Norway: where did you get your cross?Denmark: hug. That's all I want... *blushes* and maybe to snuggle. *whispers* Oh and go makeout with Norway.Prussia: you're one bad ass awesome dude. Literally. But ummm, how did you get into Canada? Cause there's this place up there called new Prussia. Are you dating him?Japan: *blushing badly* love your manga.Author: *gives you lots of yummy candy and rainbows and fuzzy shiz*
France: Of course! We are getting married tomarrow!~~
Romano: Meh Sure. Since you haven't done anything annoying yet…
Germany: Danke. I got my dogs when I was littler…-looks at Prussia-
Prussia: Oh yeah I got 'em at a pet shop..
Spain: Gracias! Yes are music is really nice. ^_^ I like listening to the flamenco guitars in Barcelona~ Of course I'll help you! I love turtles~
Norway: -blushes- From Denmark.
Denmark: Hm? –raises eyebrows- Oh yeah we were kids when I gave it to you! Haha your hair was always in your eyes.
Norway: ….Ja….
Denmark: -snuggles with you- Haha! Ok I will~-kisses Norway gently-
Norway: -decided to kiss back –
Prussia: There's a place called New Prussia? AWESOME! Yeah getting married tomorrow~
Japan: ^_^ Arigato.
Author-Sama: Bwah! Fuzzy shiz! Thank you!
Germanylhello im panaam imm plsnimg to take over akmerica soon oh what fun france,u r sooo sexy romonolhey do soe hevy duty kissig plz spain ,kiss romomo if he doesnt prussia ... becoke a nation with me we wiilll be thhe old usa
Germany: Uh Have fun with that…
France: I like to do a lot of things for fun!~
Romano: NO!
Spain: Si~ -kisses Romano sweetly-
Prussia: Kesesese~ Sure why not?
Denmark and Norway: ._.
Spain: WHY DID YOU TRY TO MAKE CHIBI-ROMANO KISS ME AT GOBBLE CON? SO WHAT IF I SAVED HIM FROM RUSSIA'S DEATH-HUG!Romano: ...I can't believe you fed Spain pocky...and why was there a wedding ring in that tomato?Prussia: you are awesome. Go after Canada I last saw him at Gobble Con hanging out playing Dance Central 2 with Russia...Germany: Here. *hands over Feliciano plushy*France: he he, me and my friend drove you to suicide...~Mizore
Spain: Que? I wanted to return the favor…
Romano: I didn't feed him any damn pocky!
Spain: Yes you did. ._.
Romano: Why do you think there was a ring? =_=
Prussia: Why the hell was he with someone scary like Russia? =_=
Germany: -holds plushy and blushes- Uh Danke…
France: What? Non! You're lying!
Denmark and Norway: ._.
I am now horribly sick which sucks because Thanksgiving is right around the corner and I'm in chorus at my school. But thankfully it has gone down to nothing more than a sore throat and a stuffy nose. Now for statements/questionsEngland: Can you suggest a rather good tea for a sore throat? I'm having trouble finding a good one.France: -curtseys- Bonjour! Ravie de vous rencontrer! By the way my hair is frizzing up horribly, can you think of any good tips to help?Prussia: (even though I think your awesome) -smacks him on the back of the head- Holen Sie sich einen Sinn in diesen dicken Kopf von dir!(Note: I know this means Get a sense in that fat head of yours! it should mean Get some sense in that thick head of yours!)Germany: Ich muss mich entschuldigen, denn ich weiterhin Schmatzen dein Bruder auf den Hinterkopf wollen. (English translation: I must apologize, because I still want to smack your brother on the back of the head.)Sicily:(I know she's not here but still) You said the pick-up line wrong it's : Are your jeans reflective because I can see myself in you pants.(That's the way I've ALWAYS heard it)(Funny story: A dude came up to me for NO REASON AT ALL and said this pick up line and I was wearing a skirt!)Russia: Здравствуйте! Вы должны быть моим любимым человеком в этой комнате! (English Translation: Hello! You have to be my favorite person in this room!) -then gets on her knees and bows-Belarus: (I'm sorry but) FUCK OFF BITCH! AND LEAVE RUSSIA ALONE! (and by the way even if somehow you do kill me you're the going to burn in hell not me!)Romano: I know you like tomatoes but have you ever tried a pomegranate?Spain: I don't really have much to say to you...So Hola!Prussia: (once again I like you ALLOT But)DON'T MAKE ME GO HUNGARY ON YO AZZ!Denmark: I fear I'm turning into you...I feel that's very horrible thing.Norway: I need to be much more like you to say it blatantly.-A loud thump in the background- -.- I think my aunts dog just ran into my bedroom door. xDDD yes yes she did!If you will excuse me I'm going to go listen to Russian and Japanese music.~Lexie
Author-Sama: Haha! Iggy isn't here but I recommend herbal tea! I'm sorry about cold. Thanksgiving? Its almost Christmas Q_Q . That's fail for Author-Sama. Bwahaha! Don't forget to read the last part XD I have something to tell you~
France: Bonjour~ One thing you must NEVER do is go out with wet hair especially on a humid day! –starts to rant-
Prussia: Ow! Is it because of that whole melons comment? =_=
Germany: Go ahead. He needs to learn a lesson or two.
Prussia: You're so cold.
Author-Sama: Yup. I really have no knowledge of pick up lines XD So I wouldn't know if it was right or wrong…
Russia: Oh! Thank you! That makes me feel happy to hear that! ^J ^ -dark aura- You will most defiantly become one with mother Russia.
Author-Sama: o_e
Japan: ._.
Belarus: -glares- Well fuck you too! Big Brother is mine!
Romano: What's a pomegranate?
Spain: Oh it's a fruit! I'll let you taste one when we get home. You have to open 'em yup and eat the seeds! Hola to you too Senorita!
Prussia: But what did I do?
Denmark: Something o piss her off XD! Being me is the coolest thing ever!
Norway: Most defiantly untrue =_=. Ja you should be like me, calm, mature, and sensible.
Denmark: Norge!
Germany: Ah you have a dog?
Japan: Our music is quite relaxing and nostalgic.
Author-Sama: Eh? J-pop isn't relaxing or nostalgic!
Japan: That's what you're talking about?
ok I decided I'd check out my heritage...and the countries I'm from are MESSED UP! On my mom's side: Russian(Yes!), Lithuanian and, German! on my dad's side : all I know so far is I'm part Scottish(-.- Shut up France.) Your reactions? (Hehe sanity is not for me ^.^)~Lexie
Russia: Ah~ So you are Russian and Lithuanian?~ -creepy Rape face-
Germany: And German. =_=
Prussia: Being Prussian is awesomer!
Romano: Nya! I doubt that!
Spain: Ah~ mi mono gato~
France: Ah~ Scotland is a cool guy~
Denmark: He's mean. =_=
Norway: Nesse scares my fairies =_=
¡Hola! It's me, Florida!Spain: Remember me? Your land of flowers? ^^' nowadays it's beaches, tourists, and old people... But hey! I go with the flow, man.Romano: Hola senior Romano. Here's your question: if you had to live in a world without tomatoes, or a world without Spain, which would you choose?France: Bonjour! See that? It was French! Haha! Don't tell Alabama, shell freak. Anyways! I dare you to prank call turkey: make him think you're Greece!Prussia: hey dude! I heard you had a cute little bird as a pet! I have a pet too! It's an alligator!Um... Here, have a beer!Germany: hi! You seem like a very responsible person! So I have to ask a ridiculous question.If you were at Disney world, nude, except a sombrero, with no recollection of how you got there, and Prussia was next to you throwing skittles at the customers and staff whilst screaming "TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!" how would you react?Haha! Get all that?Anyways, gotta go: Cuba's bugging miami again.Oi! Cuba! Leave her alone! NO! I DON'T CARE! Fuera de mi tierra! Voy a patear el culo! No haga que consigue los Estados Unidos!
Spain: Hola Florida! Como estas? Ah times have changed haven't they?
Romano: -blushes- its pretty obvious…-looks down-
France: Aw –smiles- Eh? Turkey I'll try?
*calls Turkey*
Turkey: Selam. Who is this?
France: Eh? It's me! Greece!
Turkey: GREECE YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU CALL ME?
France: Uh….You're my best friend :D
Turkey: =_= Hmm Are you sure you're Greece?
France: Of course I'm sure mon cher!~
Prussia: You're not supposed to speak French!
France: O.O
Turkey: Are you hanging out with France?
France: Of course! He's a totally gorgeous and awesome guy!~
Romano: -facepalm-
Turkey: Is he now?
Denmark: Hang up!
France: Ehhh Au revior! I see naked men! :D
Norway: =_=
Prussia: Kesesese~ my bird is cuter~ Danke Schön for the beer~
Germany: =_= I would first stop Bruder. Then I would try to find some clothes. Then I'd try to figure out how I was in this situation…
Spain: Ah! Florida, be nice por favor!
HI PRUSSIA! MEIN FRIEND THINKS YOU KICK ASS EVEN THOUGH YOU AREN'T A COUNTRY ANYMORE! NOW SING CANDYLAND BY BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR! I LIKE CAPS LOCK!Germany: ...IMA BE FELI'S BRIDESMAID! however my mom is like your daughter she is half Italian and half German...Romano: MAKE OUT WITH SPAIN AND DO IT OR ME WILL BAN TOMATOES IN MY COUNTERY! FRANCE YOU BETTER VIDEOTAPE IT!France:...SSTAY AWAY FROM ME!Spain: I SAW A WEDDING RING IN ONE OF ROMANO'S TOMATOES! ARE YOU GOING TO GET MARRIED?All countries: HUNGARY-SENSEI IS TEACHING ME HOW TO BE A TRUE YAOI FANGIRL! I WROTE A FANFIC BASED ON THE YAOI ROUND OF THE DATING GAME AT CONNECTICON THIS YEAR! FRANCExXANDER FROM BUFFY FTW!~Fem!Seborga
Prussia: I kick more than ass! I'm sorry I don't know that song =_=.
Germany: Um ok. Huh I see…German and Italian…
Romano: -glares at Germany- No I will not make out with the Spanish Bastard. FUCK YOU! HOW DARE YOU BAN TOMATOES? –pulls Spain and starts to kiss him-
Spain: O/O -blushes-
France: -takes out camera- I'm not that bad of a person…
Spain: -pulls away- Sí sí~ We are! You should come!
Denmark: Yaoi? Oh! Ice was telling me about it last night! He learned it from Hong Kong! Its—
Norway: Ja I was there =_=
….…=_=…
God i hate school and i have a question 4 aurthur laady:did u get that prussia hair color thimng xfrom fruitsbasket germmany:ha ha guess wwhat ii foumd yep a america x germany fanfic romoono :i been singing that song im sexy and i know it song and it remimds me of u spain:same 4 u prussia :ok my freind haden is prussia but he broke up with mmy camnada france:just were u know im...very good at blow jobs -makeout –
Author-Sama: Bwhaha yup! I make a lot of anime and historical references XD.
Germany: Me and America? I don't think certain people will like that…
Romano: =_= Why? Just tell me why?
Spain: Well Senorita~ I am sexy and I do know it! ;D
Prussia: NIEEEENNN! TELL THEM TO GET BACK TOGETHER!
France: Ohonhonhon~ Are you now? We should find out!~
Denmark: -smacks France- You're getting married! How can you say such shameless things?
Norway: For once….I agree with him…
Wheeeeeeeeee~ Hi everyone, it's Rome. Not Ancient Rome, the City Rome. ^_^ I guess I'm the big sister, right, Romano? ^_^Anyway...1) Denmark, why are you so awesome? Is it the hair?2) Fraaaaance! Can I have a hug? You're so awesome, but you're nowhere near as awesome as Prussia, sorry. If I was completely blonde I would look exactly like you except for the fact that I can't grow a goatee.3) Prussia! Can I hug you, too? I want awesomeness to radiate from me just like it radiates from you ^_^ Also, I like how you're the only albino country, but your eyes scare me...4) Spagna! Why are you perfectly fine with Lovinito saying all those mean things to you? If you want, I can punish him when he gets home. *scary Russian aura radiates through me*5) Be nice, Lovi! You're really cute but you're just so mean!I think that's about it...Oh, Feli, when you get home, there's an army of cats outside the house...I don't think Greece is too happy with me right now...Anyway!Asta-la-pasta,Roma.
Romano: =_= Uh Ciao Sorella..
Denmark: My hair is really cool! It just sticks up like that!
France: -hugs you- Ohonhon~ If that's the case you must be gorgeous like moi~
Prussia: -laughs- You're so full of yourself! –hugs you- Now you have some of my awesomeness~ My eyes are cool! What are you talking about?
Spain: -laughs- There's no need for that. Lovi is just insecure! He doesn't mean anything!
Romano: I'm not fucking cute! Damn just leave me alone!
Spain: You are so cute~
Norway: …
HOLY SHIT I'LL BE IN HUMONGOUS TROUBLE IF I'M CAUGHT...This is my response to that: .com/art/U-MAD-258315186Okay I only have a few things to say before I know I'll be caught1. Ore-sama I think you and Canada(who might already know) should see this: ./tumblr_luvm1hQrQk1r3trajo1_2. Do ANY of you remember doing this?: .com/watch?v=R29T3Xk89Gcand I think that's all... "Arial where are you?" OH SHIT! "-Lexie comes in- What are you doing Arial...YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM DID YOU?" U MAD? "PISSED." -this person has been disconnected-
Author-Sama: Wait where's your post ._.
Prussia: Haha! I learned that a little while ago~ Dude I look so hot right there~
France: Hey that's from Halloween!
Spain: Oh! That was so much fun!
Prussia: Kesesese~ I remember that!
Germany: =_=
Romano: Was I drunk? =_=
Ciao, I have a question for Romano. One of my... F-friends... Is a total idiot like Spain. I'm trying to figure out what to get him for Christmas, but I can't think of anything and it's driving me fucking insane! -_-# I -would- get him some tomato plants, but there's no more room in either of our backyards for them... It sucks balls.Oh, another thing. France, Spain, if you both don't control your perverted ass daughter Louisiana, I will castrate both of you with a motherfucking spoon. Also, my friend Ticca hates you with a passion Spain. She's from Peru and is of Inca decent. Sucks to be you.
Romano: Um –blush- I mean if he really is anything the um the damn Spanish Bastard, then he'll be h-happy w-with anything you give him…..
Spain: Aw Romano is so sweet~ Eh? What is little Louisiana doing?
Prussia: Probably molesting little kids~
Germany: Bruder!
Denmark: Sounds like France.
Norway: That was the point.
France: Ah~ she's taking after moi~
Romano: That's something you shouldn't be proud of…
Spain: Ah! She hates me Q_Q That makes me feel so sad!
(To Prussia)Sup dude? I heard a new store opened up in the King of Prussia mall in my place. Did you capture my vital regions again without at least telling me or England?England: England and I-America: -Limey say "What?"England: What?America: That's what I thought...
Prussia: Whoa! There's a place called King of Prussia? That's so awesome! My awesomeness is being recognized by everyone! –is genuinely happy-
France: -smiles-
Spain: Nice work amigo!
South: Howdy, y'allPhilippines: Musta (Frowns at Spain) Diablo...Sicily: Ciao!South: Y'all be geeter dun now (Y'all are getting good now) Y'all need ta kno I ain't no tootin' Yankee (I'm a different country) So now I be a givin y'all questions! (Self explanitory)GERMANY- How do you deal with troublesome brothers?- Boy I feel your pain, It's hot! How do you deal with the heat?South: Yep, I'm done...Philippines: Musta po ka-... No, not for you España! I still hold a grudge!GERMANY- So cold up there! How do you keep warm?ROMANO- Hit España for me!ESPAÑA- You owe me a crate of Adobo!Sicily: Calm down...ROMANO- FRATELLO BE NICE TO GERMANY! I will give you a lifetime supply of tomatoes if you do...GERMANY- Don't mind Romano. Just pour water over his head and he'll calm down...All: THANKS!
Spain: Q_Q Philippines! That wasn't nice!
Germany: =_= I just ignore my brother. He gives up sometimes…
Prussia: Not true! The Awesome-Me never gives up!
Romano: I take a siesta. Just ignore the damn heat and sleep.
Spain: I'm sorry! Please don't be mad at me!
Germany: We just turn on the heater and hope it gets warmer….Italy likes to cuddle –blush-
Romano: GLADLY! –punches Spain-
Spain: Q_Q OW! ROMANO? I'll get that crate soon TT^TT.
Romano: I don't wanna be nice to that damn Potato Bastard! Fuck him!
Germany: =_= That's not necessary….
All minus Romano: You're welcome!
is the hero still there or am i crazy i love u al omg i bought a mini am. flag for cosplay guess were it was made china
Denmark: The hero is gone but I'm here~
Norway: -smacks-
Romano: That bastard gets everything in China =_=
Spain: So true. But Chinese production is much cheaper.
Germany: That's true. But he's still young and depending on China is not gonna help him anymore.
France: You're right. We are gonna need to help him understand…
Prussia: Yeah….it would be awesome if it was Prussian made XD
At little while later after Romano made pasta
Spain: Ve~ The pasta is so good!
France: So tasty ve~
Romano: =_=
Germany: Si si~ Romano makes the best pasta ever!
Romano: O_O Ok now I'm a little sacred…
Prussia: Ve~
Denmark: I love you ve~
Romano: -cries-
Norway: Give me a hug ve~!
Romano: HOLY FUCK SAVE ME!
Author-Sama and Japan PLEASE READ!
Author-Sama: So that's how that ended….
Japan: We do not own Hetalia. Now say what you need to say.
Author-Sama: BWAH! IM SO SORRYY! I had a LOT going on for school so yeah. In fact I have to go to school in like 20 minutes =_=. So here's what I wanna say, the next Chapter is a wedding so I'm not doing a request thing. MORE DETAIL IN CHAPTER 9. SOOOOOOOO…you can review for the chapter after that which will have the regular five with our wonderful staff~ now this chapter will be a little different. Because the BBT will be on a honeymoon, chapter 16 will be a Nyotalia chapter, YUP!~ Now if you wanna review as a boy you can~ XD Lexie so if you wanna come on as the male nations, you can~
Russia: That was a lot….
Belarus: It was…
Author-Sama: It was mandatory information! Btw I'm going to NY for break so you can expect another late update XD
Japan: We appreciate your support and encourage more reviews ^_^. Bye for now.