1 Piece Luffy's different Mom
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"So you won't join us but you can ally with us. That will be acceptable." Big Mom said making Luffy grin up at her brightly before turning to Brook.
"Music!" Luffy called earning a laugh from the skeleton who strung up his guitar again.
"Which song now Luffy-san?" Brook asked making Luffy grin wider than many thought possible as he bounced in his seat a bit. It must be easy to grin so widely when you were able to stretch.
"I'll sleep when I'm dead! Won't even catch my breath! And I know the weight of the world can crush my chest!" Luffy began to sing making the skeleton laugh and begin to strum his guitar as he and Luffy sang the song.
"It's not because I'm fat! It's not cause of money! Work's in my blood and I kill cause I'm hungry!" Luffy shouted the lyrics as the rest of the family that knew the song began singing along.
"You have strange tastes in music Luffy." Nami said sighing slightly as Luffy and his family finished up the song while it seemed that he had started up another party by complete accident. Something that Katakuri had noticed was a common thing with his nephew.
"Mountain Bandits." Sanji reminded Nami who let out an 'ah' as the chef put some more meat before his captain who gave a happy cry and began to gobble it down.
"Sssave sssome for me." Amande said hissing slightly at her nephew whose eyes turned to stars at the reappearance of the hissing 'lisp' and the forked tongue as his aunt stole some meat from his plate, a rare treat for the woman in the predominately candy kingdom.
"Cool!" Luffy said clambering into her lap and staring up at her awestruck, earning a soft hissing chuckle and softer smile from the normally cold and distant woman.
"Amande is unique even amongst my snake-neck children." Linlin said smiling slightly as she watched her grandson giggle when Amande's forked tongue stuck out and licked him affectionately as she rubbed her cheek against his head.
"She is more snake in some ways than she is human, and has more than just the snake neck part going for her. She is venomous, she has a snakes tongue, and her eyes can turn into that of a snakes sometimes as well. It's quite unique and rare for those traits to show up." Linlin explained proudly when Nami and Chopper looked confusedly at the eldest of the snake-necks.
"Venomous? Do you need some anti-venom? It can't be good to have venom in your blood!" Chopper asked looking worried as he tugged lightly on Amande's dress to get her attention.
"I am naturally immune to my own venom and any weaker than it." Amande assured the reindeer doctor who relaxed a little at this, Amande was a little confused at how worried the talking raccoon seemed to be. Glancing at her nephew in her lap, Amande figured it was just because the little doctor wanted to make sure his captains aunt was okay.
"Cool! You're poison proof like me! Oh but you were born with it…I got it cause of that Maggy guy with the stupid venom power." Luffy said snuggling close to his aunt and looking happy that he had something in common with at least one of his family members, besides his gender or his dark hair at least.
"Maggy? Do you mean Magellan? The Impel Down Warden?" Perospero asked looking at his nephew alarmed and earning a nod from Luffy.
"Maggy." Luffy agreed nodding his head again as if he was unaware that the man had a full name.
"How did you survive his venom-venom fruit?" Oven asked in shock as he stared at Luffy who just shrugged.
"Bon-chan and Iva-chan." Luffy said as if that explained everything, which it did to him but not to anyone else.
"Well if he survived the Venom-Venom Fruit then no wonder my homemade poisoned apples don't have any effect on him." Compote said swallowing heavily while Sanji seemed to have paled drastically.
"Iva? Please tell me that's not Ivankov?" Sanji asked weakly and making Luffy look at him wide eyed.
"You know Iva-chan?" Luffy asked brightly to his cook who flinched and curled into the fetal position while the Big Mom pirates looked a bit startled.
"You know the Revolutionary Ivankov?" Big Mom asked staring at her grandson surprised.
"Uh-huh. He saved me in Impel Down and helped me escape and helped me at Marineford too! Iva-chan is my friend." Luffy said smiling brightly although his eyes were a bit flinty when he spoke about it.
"Immune to poisons huh? Then what about that poisonous fish that you ate?" Reiju asked looking at Luffy who blinked as he remembered that she was there.
"It made my stomach hurt. That was all. Besides it tasted nasty." Luffy said scrunching up his nose before his hand shot out and he stole a tea cake from Nami's plate, yanking his hand back just before she stabbed a fork through it. That seemed to set off the usual Straw Hat Meal Routine.
The Charlottes and Germa present watched in disbelief as Luffy stole food from everyone's plates, his crew defending their own plates with expert timing, skill and ease while the Charlottes hurried to protect their own food.
"Why are you ssstealing food? There'sss plenty to go around." Amande asked as she looked at the boy who had yet to leave her lap and in fact seemed like he didn't even notice that he was still sitting on her.
"You gotta eat fast if you want to eat at all. There's no telling when you'll be attacked or when someone will steal your food." Luffy said shrugging slightly and looking confused as to why she didn't already know that. Gramps had taught him and Ace that back when Luffy was little.
"I'm chalking that up to him living with Mountain Bandits." Nami said dryly as she slapped away Luffy's grasping hand again without even looking.
"Since he's poison proof then perhaps we can arrange a marriage to Poison Pink Reiju." Big Mom said looking at the pink colored Germa Royal who went slightly wide eyed at this.
"What a marriage? Hancock kept asking me about marrying her but I never asked her what that meant." Luffy asked tilting his head curiously while Brulee twitched.
"You fall in love with someone and end up staying with them forever and having kids." Daifuku said still glaring at his nephew for his humiliating defeat at the hands of the much smaller male.
"Huh. I wonder why Hancock wants kids then." Luffy said with a frown as he thought about that and earning a heavy twitch from Sanji and Yonji, as well as some of his uncles.
"No! No kids for you young man." Brulee said instantly as she stared sternly at her son earning looks from the others.
"Don't you want grandchildren Brulee?" Perospero asked his sister who faltered a bit.
"Well yes eventually…but my baby is only 19 and I just got him back! Let my baby stay innocent and naïve for at least a little while!" Brulee said earning a snort from her mother which drew Brulee's attention.
"I had Perospero when I was 18 and Compote when I was 19." Big Mom pointed out to Brulee whose head swung around to look at Luffy with her eyes narrowed.
"That reminds me! When you find a nice woman to start a family with you'd better not have a new child every year!" Brulee said sternly to her son who was just blinking at her confused.
"Okay." Luffy agreed with a shrug before turning back to his food when Amande stole a piece of ham from his plate…well technically their plate since he was still on her lap but technicalities meant nothing to him.
Amande nearly choked on the stolen food at the next words out of Luffy's mouth as he stole some bacon from Yonji's plate.
Luffy was the last person with any right to say something like that.
"Moms are weird."