(A/n) okay before u start flaming me and throwing stuffs at me ima going to update so here is the chapter! Yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy ~_~_~_~_~_~

chp17 I smell..I smell...Kouga?

(Inuyasha, kagome, and shippou walk out into the yard)

Inuyasha: I smell somebody

Kagome: who? Is it hojo?!

Inuyasha: no it isn't homo

Kagome: its hojo Inuyasha

Inuyasha: ya ya what ever but really I smell somebody

Kagome: then who is it?

Inuyasha: it's a smell, a smelly smell that smells like a smell that smells...smelly

Kagome: really?

Inuyasha: yes in other words its Kouga

Kagome: oh come on Inuyasha what would Kouga be doing here and he doesn't even know how to use the well!

Inuyasha: well I smell Kouga, now I see Kouga so it must be Kouga.

Kagome: okay so Kouga is here

Inuyasha: grreat

Kouga: kagome! I shall make you my mate today

Kagome: uh no that's okay.. Really I mean it

Kouga: I see, so I have to kill Inuyasha in order for you to be my mate huh?

Kagome: uh no, um how about I get you something to drink before you start!

Kouga: sure! Heh, looks like kagome is on my side dog turd!

Inuyasha: Kagome get me a drink too!

Kouga: get me your panties!

(Inside the kitchen)

Kagome: NO!

(Back with Inuyasha and Kouga)

Inuyasha: get me a ramen!

Kouga: shut up dog turd!

Inuyasha: make me!

Kouga I will as soon as my kagome gets me a drink!

(In the kitchen)

Kagome: okay before they beat the crap out of each other I better give them some vodka..better make 2 bottles each

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wellz I gave you a cliffy! Haha well thank you to those who reviewed and maybe if I get bunches of reviews I will continue!