AN: This act is goin to b more upplifitng~ this time with Eridan's side of his story and about his life. Remember to lrave review and PEACE OUT BITCHES.
ACT TWO: The Wwheh Adventures of Eridan Ampora
After the showdown with Terezi and her sister, Eridan was in critical condition and in hospital because he got his weave snatched out. He had no money to afford more weave. So he cry all day long about it.
Sollux captor broke up with and went his own path because he no had bag of Dorito.
So eridam was all himself all night crying oceans of salting sadness.
His bro Cronus called homn asking him if he wanted to smoke pot with him. Erisam went freaky ghetto, curse him out and hung up on the phone with him.
He had no time smoke pot because it reminded him of the time he uses to light the edges if his weave and smoke it. And bleh, why would he smoke pot anyways?! He was too good to smoke pot. He hate smoking pot.
He picked up the phone to talk with his friend Karkat, he would know what to do.
Conversation:
WHAT IS IT FUCKASS, YOU CALL TO ASK OF BORROWING MY BAGS OFWEED?
no kar
i call to ask if you swwingin with that good shit
...THE CRACKS?
no kar i don't smoke the cracks
THEN WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FUCKASS? IM BRUSHING MY TEEH!
i was wonderin if you havve some wweavve
NO FUCKASS. I DONT FUCKASSING WEAR WEAVE.
Kar but its urgent
ERIDAN LOOK
I KNOW ITS HARD
kar...i need my wweavve
ERIDAN YOURE NOT IN THIS ALONE
MY BROTHER KANKRI
HIS ASS WEAVE
ITS...GTRR!
nnoooooiiiibtxddsx Karen nooo
BUT I FEEL YOUR PAIN FAKEASS
ANYWAY I DONT HAVE ANY WWEAVVE
okay Kar...
* hang up the phone*
And the royal bald nigga sat there crying the entire in his eyes. Becayse he has no weave on his head.