For the record I do not I repeat do not own Naruto if I did well there will be a lot of Yaoi. I also don't own Durarara again they belong to their rightful owners.

I only own Kitty, Kymmie, and some other characters that will appear later in the chapters

Pairings: SasuNaru, KakaIru, SasoDei, SakuHina, OroJir and more

Kymmie: (wiping dust from her hands after tying up Izaya and Shizuo before grinning) told you I'd get them

Kitty: (smirks)I never doubted you. Naruto would you like to do the disclaimer?

Naruto: sure, Kitty does not own me or any of the Naruto characters and she doesn't own Durarara believe it.

Kymmie: you're forgetting one thing

Naruto: (looks at her confused)

Kitty: Sasuke owns you of course

(in comes Sasuke with a robe and began to chase Naruto)

NOW ON TO THE STORY

Chapter twelve

Two months later

Orochimaru was in his office sitting on his desk as Jiraiya sat on a couch across from his lover when he asked.

"Orochimaru have you received any word from Tsunade?"

"no, not a single word that woman hasn't send word to us in two months" Orochimaru said.

"so no word on the wedding date then" Jiraiya said.

"no, this whole arrangement was her idea she should know the date" Orochimaru said.

Just then Kabuto came into the office with a scroll in his hand as he bowed at the two lords.

"forgive me for not knocking, but I have received this scroll from the queen" he said. Grabbing the attention of Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

"bring it here Kabuto" ordered Orochimaru

"of course" Kabuto said as he walked towards Orochimaru, as soon as he got there he gave him the scroll and the snake lord opened it and read then he began to smirk and chuckle.

"what does it say?" Jiraiya asked.

"Kabuto bring me Kakashi and Iruka I have news for them" Orochimaru said

"alright" Kabuto said as he bowed once again before walking out of the room.

"Jiraiya my dear read this" Orochimaru said as Jiraiya stood up to take the scroll to read it. Scanning at the words he couldn't help, but laugh.

"so this is why she took so long…that Tsunade" he said chuckling.

"she never ceases to amaze" Orochimaru said.

Back in Konoha

Tsunade was laughing as she took a sip from her sake bottle as Shizune stares at her worriedly.

"milady is it wise for what you did?" she asked.

"of course Shizune the sooner Naruto and Kitty marry Sasuke and Itachi the better the feud will end" Tsunade said.

"but what if it doesn't?" Shizune asked.

"it will, it's just a matter of fact" Tsunade said. Just then the door was open as a raven haired female with blood red eyes came in.

"Tsunade I have what you've asked" she said.

"thank you Kurenai, Shizune please leave us" Tsunade said.

"will do" Shizune said.

As she walked out of the office. As soon as she left Tsunade face her lover as said lover came towards her swinging her hips making Tsunade wet at the sight before she stood up, grabbed Kurenai, laid her on top of the desk and the two began to make out while groping each other.

Back in Oto

Naruto was walking down the hall of the palace as he looked at the paintings one by one before being in deep thought.

'how long do we have to stay here? I can't stand it here' he thought then he looked up to see Kitty walking towards looking like she was in deep thought before he decided to get her attention.

"Kitty" and the red head looked up to see the blond standing in front of her.

"oh hey" she said.

"what are you thinking about?" asked the blond.

"this whole arrangement, it's getting on my nerves" replied Kitty.

"have you seen Iruka-sensei?" Naruto asked.

"no, but I saw him going to Orochimaru's office…with the Uchihas' advisor" replied the red head.

"I wonder what that creepy snake want?" Naruto said.

"who knows" Kitty said.

Before the two decided to walk around the palace together to avoid getting seen by the Uchiha brothers.

Meanwhile

Hinata was at the garden looking at the scenery when she saw Sasuke coming her way, curiosity getting the better of her, she stood up to greet him.

"Uchiha-san" she said bowing to him out of courtesy.

"hn" Sasuke said.

"I want to ask you something" he said.

"ask me? About what?" asked the indigo haired beauty.

And Sasuke began to tell her.

Inside the palace

Sakura was checking on Itachi as he came rudely to her room to check his eye sights.

"your eye sights seems perfectly normal" she said as she stared back at him.

"hn of course it is" Itachi said.

"okay, what do you really want?" Sakura asked putting her hands on her hips.

"tell me, you've been friends with the Uzumakis' nurse have you not?" asked Itachi.

"well yeah, but what does that have to do with whatever you want?" asked the pinkette.

And the older Uchiha smirked before he told her.

In Orochimaru's office

Orochimaru and Jiraiya were staring at Kakashi and Iruka as they sat down in front of them waiting for someone to start.

"now, I suppose you're both wondering why I've called you here" he said.

"yes, milord why have you called for us?" Iruka asked.

"well, today we received a scroll from Tsunade and send us the date for the wedding" replied Orochimaru.

"really? So when's the wedding?" Kakashi asked.

"in three months" answered Jiraiya

"WHAT! THREE MONTHS" shouted Iruka as he stood up.

"so soon don't you think" Kakashi said.

"I know, but she chose the date" Jiraiya said.

"but milords clearly it must be some sort of misunderstanding" Iruka said.

"believe me Iruka it's not" Orochimaru said then he smirked thinking about Iruka's reaction when he shows him the scroll, he almost feels sorry for the brunet. Almost being the key word though.

"Jiraiya dear show them the scroll" he said.

So Jiraiya went over to them with the scroll before giving it to Kakashi. When Kakashi read it his eyes went down in a u-shape before handing it to Iruka.

'I see' he thought.

When Iruka read the scroll his eyes widened and both Orochimaru and Jiraiya covered their ears already knowing the result.

"WHAT!" shouted the brunet over the entire palace.

Kitty: end of another chapter

Sakura: so what was it that made Iruka shout

Kitty: you'll have to find out in the next chapter. I want to thank everyone for their review I really appreciate it. Sorry it took so long I was busy with school so I'll try to update soon if not know this that I'm trying.

Kitty and Sakura: please review.