Chapter 13: Garcia's Blacklist

(Opening A/N: I'd like to be the first to say thank you for all the positive reviews and to the guest who I forgot his/her name, Thank you from the bottom of my heart and you all have earned my respect. Keep those reviews coming guys!)

The spot that Garcia wanted us to meet up at was the Yellow Flag, as soon as we walked in, we were greeted by Garcia, Roberta, and Fabiola. I pulled up a seat and so did Revy.

"We have a job for you and only you Otaku, we have reason to believe that someone from Chang's group is planning on having a Yakuza clan as their potential backup. I need you to find these people and eliminate them." Garcia said as he slid a bingo book my way.

I opened the book and found a list of people needing to be dealt with, both Traid and Yakuza. The list had pictures of the targets along with their names, amongst the faces...was Chang's. This was getting more and more interesting by the moment.

"If you don't mind me asking, what's the pay for the job?" I asked, Garcia then held up five and I was thinking five grand was a little low. "Don't you think five's a little low?" I asked.

"Actually, it's fifty. And I'm also going to send Fabiola with you." Garcia said, fifty G's sounds like a decent price.

"Well luckily, as far as money's concerned, and I have no other jobs lined up for me, consider yourselves the highest bidders." I said as I got up out of my chair and walked over to Garcia, Fabiola then raised a gun to me, but I extended a hand as a sign to close our deal.

"Fabiola, please. Lower your gun, he just wants to close our deal with a friencly handshake." Garcia said as he extended his hand out and the both of us agreed to the terms we have given each other with the two of us giving each other a firm handshake.

"Even though the young master trust you, doesn't mean I will." Fabiola said as she pointed a gun right at my family jewels.

"Hey, mini maid, why are you pointing a gun at my partner's nuts?" Revy asked as she placed her sword cutlass on the table.

She was going to use it if Fabiola shot me right in the nuts. Fabiola gritted her teeth as she kept the gun trained for my nether reigons. The only thing I could do was make a wise crack to break the ice a little bit.

"If you're looking to do a redneck castration, you might want to aim a little bit lower, so you won't hit the hose." I said being a total smart ass.

She kept the gun trained on me and she was very pissed off, Roberta then whispered to Garcia in Spanish to try to calm Fabiola down. Garcia was getting more and more disappointed until he slammed his fist on the table. Fabiola looked over to her young master, she was knowing that she wasn't doing what Garcia approved of.

"Fabiola! I thought I made myself perfectly clear, lower your gun. We're hiring Otaku to help us as well as taking out Chang." Garcia said, as he shot his younger maid a stern look, Fabiola removed the gun from my family jewels. I went back to my seat and sat down.

"So you have some beef with Chang huh? I'd like to hear more." I said wanting to know what was going on between the Lovelace household and the Roanapur Triad.

"Remember when you killed that punk here earlier in the month, he was in charge of trying to take me out as well. When Roberta went on that blood rage of hers, Chang was planning on screwing us by offing Roberta himself if she didn't stop killing people." Garcia said, just then...a group of armed Triads and their leader showed up.

"Otaku! I know you're in there! Come out and face the music like a man!" The leader said as he had all of his men pointing their guns pointing at the front door.

I decided to sneak out the back and ambush the motherfuckers. With my two partners Crimson and Splatter drawn, I stalked the shadows making sure that the Triads hunting me didn't know I was hunting them. As soon as I got into close enough position of the Triad leader, I planted two shots into the leader's legs rendering him unable to stand.

"You're last." I said as I pointed Crimson at him, just then, all the Triad gangsters had their guns pointed at me. But I had an ace up my sleeve, I pulled out a smoke bomb and used it. Within a giant white puff of smoke, I disappeared.

"Where the fuck did he go?!" Onr Triad said, and I was hiding behind a car that was behind all of them.

"Don't just stand there, find that American asshole and his Chinese Amercian slut Revy." The Triad leader ordered, I then popped out of my cover and shot up three Triad gangsters and went back into the cover I was hiding.

But I slipped away from the car afraid that it might explode, I pulled out my iPod and selected a song that could really show my patriotism for my country of America.

[Song: Beast Artist: Nico Vega Genre:Alternative]

I stalked my enemies like a tiger temporarily, waiting for the opportunity to strike. I shot another five more Triad dead and snagged an AK47 from one of the fresh corpses. As their bodies laid fresh with bullet holes and blood, I was wondering if there was going to be more, if there was, then I'll ask Revy for help. One guy had a MPK5 German sub machine gun aimed right at me, but I gave a short three round burst from the AK and the bullets ripped three holes into the Triad's chest as he fell backwards and died. Then another gangster came out with a Chinese Broadsword. I forgot my machete for these types of fights, but I had to make due with what I got. The swordsman came charging at me, but one of ShenHua's kunai came flying out of nowhere and landed smack dab in the middle of his chest. Blood started to pour out of the wound and the last man dropped to the ground dead.

[Song Ends]

"Nobody messes with our Golden boy, if you do, then you mess with me." ShenHua said, just remind me not to get on her bad side.

"Where the fuck did you come from Chinglish?!" Revy asked as she came out of the bar with Fabiola, Garcia, and Roberta.

"Please, spare me. I didn't know what to do!" The Triad leader pleaded with Revy, but Revy picked the poor bastard up and dragged his helpless ass to me.

I cracked my Knuckles, wanting to get a few good shots on this asshole before I send a personal "Fuck You!" to Chang. I balled my hands into fists and delivered a powerful right hook to the Triad leader.

"That's for siding with Chang." I said, but I wasn't done there...I then delivered a left hook across his face as well. "That's for calling Revy a slut." I kneed the bastard right in the family jewels. "That's because I wanted to do that." And did a roundhouse kick sending him to the ground. "And that was for the fucking hell of it." I then grabbed the Triad by the collar of his shirt and spat in his face. "This and a curb stomp are going to be the 'Fuck You' to Chang. Revy, would you please hold this asshole up so I can curb stomp him?"

Revy picked up the Triad, had him about a good foot from the asphalt, and here's the curb stomp message. Garcia using a smartphone, records me getting a running start and climbing up a car, I jump off the hood of the car and using all the kenetic energy into my left foot, I planted the Triad's skull into the asphalt as the sound of bone and teeth shattering could be heard and blood started pouring out of the Triad as he laid dead with a shattered face and broken neck.

"Memo to self, don't piss off Otaku." Garcia said to himself as he ended the recording. He then sent the contents of the video to Chang with a message reading "Fuck You Chang" written with it.

As soon as Chang got the message, all hell was about to break loose. And Roanapur was about to be a battleground.

(A/N: Sorry if I haven't been updating guys, I was being addicted to Far Cry 4 and I also had other projects to work on. So I might zone in and out from time to time but all I can ask for are some positive reviews. The more reviews and ideas I get from you, the more commited I am to writing this. So please, feel free to leave a review when you can along with any ideas or anything you'd like to see in a future chapter. Remember, No flaming, bombing, negative comments of any kind and please have a pen name so I can PM you, Thank You!)