HAAAYY! I AM SUPPPER phyyced for this chapter. I promise my dear swat onsters, that after this chapter, it will kill your mind forever.

Kou: my minds already dead, so go right ahead. WOOT IT RHYMED!

Yes it did kou. Yes it did. *ding dong* HERE THEY ARE!

Everyone: OH SHYITT! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAINS!

Dutchy and AnimeRulez55: weeeeeeer'e HERE!

Everyone: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't naruto or AnimeRulez55 or Dutchy!

Kou pov

I was still riding on glasses dude's back when we heard some loud crackling coming from these bushes.

*sniff sniff* oh noo...

I jumped off of glasses dudes' back and shoved a random rock down my throat against my will.

"EFF NO FRO YO! EFF NOO! WHY ARE THEY HERE?" seriously! Wtf Fro yo? {tee hee hee. Bai bai Kou sweetie.}

I saw glasses dude and road kill stare at me like I was crazy (because I am. But that's not the point.) Before Fro yo took over.

"DAMN IT FRO YO!"

My pov (AKA MINES, ANIMERULEZ55 AND DUTCHY'S POV)

Aaahhhhhh! This feels AWESOME! "HAAY! YOU'RE HERE!" and infront of me were two girls with creepy ass grins in front of me.

FUDGE YES! I ran over to them and gave them a dude hug. Yep. Dude hugs are more than bear hugs.

Third person pov cause its easier that way.

Kabuto and Sasuke stared at Kou (or in this case Fro yo) AnimeRulez55 and Dutchy as they slowly turned towards them with scary as shit grins, little did they know,

they were thinking very scary thoughts that if known to the outside world, they would lose their sanity forever.

Sasuke was still in shock and major confusion that he didn't notice AnimeR kick him in the area where no man should ever be kicked.

"That's for eating my magic blue banana!" his expression stayed stoic but we ALL know what's going on inside his head: 'FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE'

Kabuto was busy thinking wtf when Dutchy snuck behind him and jumped on him.

"KABUTO I LUV YOUR GLASSES! GIME GIMME GIMME GIMME!" she said groping his face from behind on his back with a crazy expression.

Sasuke recovered quickly but was still feeling the burn on the inside. "Who the hell are you?" he asked.

All girls looked at each other simultaneously which would have creeped anyone out, even Chuck-e!

They all spoke at the same time "we...are..." they appeared right next to each other in a pose that consisted of Fro yo in the middle with her arms over her head, AnimeR on her right with her arms reaching outwards and the same with Dutchy on the left.

"THEKICK ASS FANFICTION AUTHORS OF AWESOMENESS!" cue confetti cannon and colorful anime background.

Sasuke was holding back the infamous 'wtf look' but Kabuto had already done it.

Then, Deidara came out of no where only in a towel. ..."WHY THE HELL AM I HERE YEAH?"

Dutchy had a nose bleed then came running at Deidara at full speed screaming "DEEEEEEEIDAAAAAARAAAA!" then jumped on him, smooching him everywhere on his face.

"YOU SMELL LIKE HAPPY AND RAINBOWS! WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I CANT BELIVE YOU FORGOT OUT 50 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! WAAAHHHHH! CAN I EAT YOUR HAIR! YUUMMM! IT TASTE LIKE HAIRRR!"

during her little one sided conversation, her expression changed from happy, depressed, then happy again.

Theeennn...Gaara came in through the air and fell right on his little kazekage bottom. AnimeR suddenly glomped him from the air screaming "GREEEEEEEEEN!" and she was on top of his head

"why isn't my sand working?" he asked to no one unparticular. "Its cause" Fro yo started "she's not trying to stab a nice little knife into the back of your pretty head."

She said as she was eating a cookie that came form... who knows where. Dutchy turned her gaze to the cookie in Fro yo's hand.

"cookie...cookie...cookie... MIIIIIIIIINE!" she ran at Fro yo who had gotton up. Soon they were running around in a circle, Dutchy screaming with the half eaten cookie "MY COOOOOKIE!" and Fro yo screaming "GIMME THE DAMN COOKIE!"

AnimeR sniffed then turned to the other screaming girls and ran towards them, joining the circle behind Fro yo. "I WAAANT SOOOOME!" as Deidara, Gaara, Sasuke and Kabuto watched in just plain confusion, everything stopped when Fro yo ran into a tree.

...

"HOW THE SNOT DID THAT GET HERE? AND I THOUGHT DUTCHY WAS INFRONT OF ME!" and somehow, Dutchy was in front of the tree. And so was AnimeR.

"How in the worldy is that possible? Stupid tree!" and Fro yo kicked it. "FROZEN SHRIMP NUGGETS!" and she started... biting the poor tree that had to face her wrath with AnimeR and Dutchy cheering her on.

Soon a strange purple snake slithered over to them seeing everything that had happed. *poof* A giant puff of smoke happened then cleared, showing Orochimaru.

"What is going on here?" he asked. Dutchy's eyes widened then ran around in a small circle screaming "AAAHHHHHHH! CREEPY AZZ PEDO-SNAKE! STOP STALKING ME IN MY DREAMS! AHAHHHHHHH!"

Fro yo started panicking and ran around in a small circle screaming like Dutchy "AAAAHHHHHHHHH THE ULTIMATE CREEPER OF CREEPERNESS! SO CREEPY HE'S CREEPIER THAN CREEPY ITSELF! CREEEEEEPY!"

AnimeR went over to Orochimaru and asked "why do you look like a woman?" . Orochimaru hissed and reached out to strangle her but froze seeing her expression of realization and she once again joined in on the screaming party.

Everyone was unaware of everybody else's presence except for Fro yo, AnimeR and Dutchy. Once again, Fro yo crashed into a tree.

"uggghhhh! How is that even possible?" soon, waffles appeared in the air and Fro yo started eating every single one of them singing "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"

Dutchy stole Kabuto's glasses from him while he was still frozen in confusion and the feeling of wtf from his face and wore them,

she seeing everything all swirly like. "Woah...everthing is so pretty...whoa that's a cool tree!" she said then thumped into Kabuto, " owie!...Woah... that's a cool tree!" again, thumping into Kabuto. "owie!...woah...thats a cool tree!" yet, a gain, bumping into Kabuto and doing so again, and again, and again...and again. And again, just for good measure.

AnimeR jumped onto Orochimaru and started slapping his but and yelling "GIIDY UP HORSEY! TOWARDS THE SPRINKLEY FROSTED DONUTS!" and frosted donuts appeared a few feet away from them. "I SAID SPRINKLEY!" now sprinkled. "that's better."

Orochimaru glared at her before hissing "get off me, stupi-" he didn't finsih because now AnimeR covered his mouth with her palm and whispered "giddy up horsey, or you will lose that pretty little tongue of yours."

He realized if she could easily get on his back, she could cut off his precious tongue.

So he started walking slowly towards the donuts. "FASTER HORSEY!" she slapped his butt, and he took off towards the donuts.

Fro yo finished all her waffles and started screaming "I WANT MORE WAFFLES WITH PONIES AND RAINBOWS!" then everything was filled with ponies and rainbows and waffles.

Soon, anything you saw would either be a pony, rainbow, waffle of a mix of both: a poaffbow. Then everything was buried. Then...

*BOOM*

Kabuto pov

Ugh...why do I have this headache? And why am I on the ground...

I saw the girl that previously on my back before sitting across from me cross legged looking so innocent.

Hmm... must have been some enemy ninja... what a crazy dream.

Ponies... Orochimaru-sama...Horsey...How strange.

Wait, where are my glasses?

And...wheres Sasuke?

"ITS RAPE TIME! BUAHAAHAAA! STOP STRUGGLING! IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!"...

I'll just rest a little more...

I hope I pleased ya guyz and gurlz out there!

Kou: wut the snot did you do to my body?

I mmad it sexier, that's what.

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