okay so I think I'll stick a warning label on this due to a reviews I got. Please don't laugh too hard you might hurt yourself though I don't see how it's that funny oh well
okay so today we're moving onto the next set of two or three last time we did:
Kindergarten Teacher -- Inuyasha
Fashion Model- Atria
today we'll be doing
Survey Taker-- Sesshomaru (he's back!)
Therapist-Kell
Police Officer -- Myoga
Dancer- Baal
Bouncer -- Shippo
Psychic -- Kagome
Marriage counselor- Epic
Hotel Doorman -- Kouga
Scientist -- Jordan
Waitress-- Sango
Surgeon -- Miroku
greeter -- Shinji
Daycare lady -- Katsuya
High School Teacher -- Tensi
that's it for now
SO still need ideas as to what these three could do Kag (something that would required concentration) they need their first job
Okay so today we have Sesshomaru up first with door to door salesman... poor unsuspecting people. TO make sure he doesn't kill anyone we'll have Kouga, Atria, and Kell watching him
Atria- uh uh I'm on strike
What the hell for?
Atria-what you did to me last time
Kell- yeah that was pretty harsh
Kouga-Oh come on it was fun
Atria-(bops Kouga on the head)
Kouga-Hey! that hurt!
Kell- that was the point
okay Sesshomaru ready?
Sesshomaru-...
Atria- Hey Sesshomaru your gonna have to be a bit more vocal during this
Kell-this is gonna be interesting
Kouga- very
okay get to work. you've got a street of houses have fun Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru- (raises an eyebrow as a clipboard and a pen appear in his hands)
Atria- Is he a survey taker?
Yep Yep
Atria-very specific. well Sesshomaru get to work
Sesshomaru- What is it that I am doing again?
Kouga- You walk up to the door knock on the door. When someone comes to the door you ask them the questions
Kell- And if they slam the door on you you break it down and force them to answer
Atria- KELL!
Kell- what?
don't listen to Kell Sesshomaru. now off ya go
Sesshomaru- (walks up to the first door and knocks)
Woman-(opens door) can...I...help...you?
Sesshomaru- There are some questions I have to ask you
Woman-I'm sorry I'm a little busy doing...I'm...cleaning the carpet (closes the door)
Sesshomaru-(knocks again a little harder)
Atria-careful Sesshomaru
Woman- look I don't want to...eep
Sesshomaru-(glaring) now do you have any children in the house?
woman-...just two
Sesshomaru- (writes something down) What ages?
woman- ...four and thirteen
Sesshomaru-(asks a few more questions then moves on to the next house and knocks)
Guy-What the hell do you want?
Sesshomaru-I need to ask you a few questions
Guy- F off! (slams the door)
Atria-Uh oh
Sesshomaru-(knocks again till he opens the door)
Guy- I thought I told you to F off you Son of a B
Sesshomaru (grabs the guy by the throat)
Atria-Heh Sesshomaru...
Sesshomaru-I have some questions I need to ask you
Guy-(nods and gets set down)
Kouga-o.O;;; I think maybe that's enough for today?
I suppose it was getting boring anyway. This time it's Kell as a therapist. poor poor person
Atria- hey now be nice
Sango-Atria it's Kell
Kell- hey how am I supposed to give advice if I'm the one who is supposed to be in an asylum?
just do it
Atria- don't ask me
Shippo- yeah she's right though how's she gonna do it?
Sango- we'll have to see
Kell-so when is this person who needs help gonna come in?
in a minute first there are some rules
atria-always
no touching or hurting or yeah being really hyperactive
Kell-how am I supposed to help it, drink coffee?
just don't
Atria-she has so much faith in you
Sango-(shakes head) this isn't going to end well
Kell-I know not to kill the person if they whine I know, I know the rules
that's what they are here for
Atria- yeah though Shippo won't be much help
Shippo-hey!
anyway here comes the troubled person
Kell-oh god, please save me
Person-he-hello? I'm here for my appointment
Kell-sit please
person-(walks in and sits down)
Kell-'oh god is this going to go badly'
person-so where do you wanna start?
Kell-aren't I supposed to ask that?
person- oh sorry
atria-(laughing softly off to the side)
Kell- (looks at atria) shut up! (looks back) okay, so... what's wrong with you that you have to come to me for!
person- I've been have panic attacks a lot. more and more as the weeks go by
Kell-what are you so afraid of that gives you panic attacks? something like this (turns demon, growls, then turns back and smiles at the person)
Person-(faints)
Atria-Kell!
well that went well clean up!
Sango-(drags the person out)
Next!
2nd person- hello!
Kell-hi!(perkily)
2nd person- (sits down)
Kell- are you a mad person?
2nd person-(angrily) why do you ask!
Kell- sorry sorry, I was just asking, calm down man
2nd person-(glares) what do you want me to do?
Kell-tell me what's wrong with ya, and I might help you
2nd person- I just wanna...just wanna tear the world to shreds!
Kell- why? (curiously)
2nd person- it just makes me so so mad
Kell- what does person who hates everything?
2nd person-my name is Teran (very angrily)
Kell- okay TERAN who or what are you mad at... are you mad at me? ... WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!
Teran- I"M MAD AT THE WORLD!
Kell- (slaps her) shut up!
ACK NO TOUCHING
Shippo- bad Kell bad Kell
Kell says:
she won't shut up!(points at Teran)
atria- your supposed to calm her down (sighs)
Kell- but she keep yapping her mouth off about hating the world and she is taking it out on me!
that's what your there for
Kell- NO IM NOT!1
Atria- that's what a therapist does
Kell- THATS WHY I SHOULD BE IN THE ASYLUM!
okay then one more shot then that's it
Kell- one more and if you give me one more after that... I will personally kill you!
fine fine Teran leave
Teran-(gets up and leaves)
3rd person- hi (hyper)
Sango- this is going to be bad
Kell- good a hyper person
3rd person-(giggles insanely)
Kell- (giggles with her)
3rd- I just wanna kill everyone.
Kell- why? (perkily)
3rd-(Demonic possessed voice) because they all must DIE!
Kell- (looks around) OK where's Naraku!
3rd-(giggles again) who?
Kell- oh, no one, just another person who must DIE!
3rd- (serious) who must die?
Kell-an EVIL EVIL MAN his name... is NARAKU growls and ya wanna know what he is?
KELL! Back to this boys problem
Kell-oh! sorry miss pantaloon lady
do you wish to ever see epic again?
Kell-WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM! WHERE IS HE!
Nothing has been done and he's waiting to do his job but you will get back to your job now!
Kell- (growls at the voice)
atria- just Kell your almost done
Kell-(tries to take a deep breath but still glares at the ceiling every once and a while)
Sango- Split personalities gotta get them into one Kell
hey no helping
Sango- too late
Kell-so little boy how many things have you killed (still glaring at the ceiling every once and a while)
3rd- ten people
Shippo- eep
Kell- cool, but you should kill ants more than people
3rd-(giggling again) but it's fun
Kell-burning ants is more fun man!
3rd-(demonic voice) but ants are to insignificant to bother with
Kell-are you a demon? (skeptical)
3rd-(giggles) what's a demon?
Kell- oh, okay then
3rd-(serious) but really I'm normal
Kell-your not normal if you kill people and say that ants are insignificant
3rd- (giggles) but they are
Kell-but still, its like killing people is a drug to you, your addicted to it! (still glaring at ceiling)
this is getting no where
Kell-yes it is!
3rd- (demonic) they all deserve to die
Kell- (slams a potion down on the desk, she took it out of nowhere) take this! and leave me alone!
okay then that's enough of that
atria- definitely not a good job for Kell
Sango- yours was better atria
atria- no it wasn't
Kell- (looks at atria) I didn't like the costume epic made
Atria- neither did I
epic- aww come on now
Kell-(attacks epic in a flash) I did not like it at all koi!
okay then that's it for today
O.O oi so that last part didn't go to well but I do have to give credit to Kell's creator as she personally helped me with this one. So yeah if she seems different then before that's because this time it was really her