A/N: Sorry for the lateness and shortness of this chapter. Oh well, you'll still love it. ANyways WARNININNNGGGGG for this chapter! MUST READ! This chapter's a little...well to put it easily dirty. It's just Jax and Zim exchanging words etc. but still, boys conversations tend to be out there. And don't try to contradict me because tons of my friends are boys and they tell me EVERYTHING...and I mean EVERYTHING! Also, the scene with just Zim and Jax...yeah that happened to me when I went camping with my best, closest friends. It was just WONDERFUL. Her name is Jade, now note, I was just just putting clothes over my bathing suit. That's all, and as for Jax's thoughts...well those of you who's minds are in the gutter will think one thing, other's will get creative and maybe think of something else, that's much less...creepy XD. So yeah, just mild hinted dirty talk, nothing you all haven't heard before.
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REview responses. I'm going to make these quick.
Pshychochicken: I did get sleep, but I could always use more XD. And yes you get the blood. Burning apple juice? Hmm I'll have to try that too XDDD. And you'll see what happens with the cop, she actually plays a huge roll as the story digresses =D Ok sorry this is brief but I have finals tomorrow and need to study!
INCREDIBLE REVIEWER IR! XD: Excited to see if Vex blows her brains out? LOL. YOU SHOULD BE! Anyways, thanks for wishing me a good day/night as well! I was flattered! XD. I hope you enjoyt his chapter and you'll soon see what happens next! Just keep reading, don't keep swimming, just keep reading LOL.
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~Death wish bitch XDDD
Oniumare's POV.
I yawned and growled to myself upon hearing commotion upstairs, I was hoping breakfast was ready this time, or someone was bound to die. So, I got up and pulled on some pants, looking back at the teleporter I was sleeping in with sadness. 'I wonder where Vex is and how he's doing…' I sighed to myself before looking at it one more time. My antenna drooped in sadness, I really did miss my best friend but I had no way of locating him, his PAK had been shut down before we even met.
I tore my eyes away from it before I started getting depressed; that and a loud shout was heard from upstairs, "What now?" I groaned to myself, taking the door handle into my hand and opening it slowly.
"Well don't kill him!" I heard someone shout upstairs. I groaned again before slowly walking up the flight of stairs, one by one until I reached the top.
I looked over to see Zim drenched in water, very pissed and holding a plate of pancakes in his hand. His antennas were aggressively pressed forward and he did NOT look happy at all. Tabitha on the other hand was laughing as loud as she possibly could, "LOOK WHAT YOU DID! NOW MY PANCAKES ARE WET!" Zim snarled angrily.
"Then you shouldn't mess with me huh, Zim?" Tab teased back, happily crossing her arms across her chest while smirking at him in triumph.
"What you mean like this?" Zim snapped, throwing his plate of pancakes at her face. They hit her right on and covered her head and antenna in syrup. Now it was of course Zim whom was laughing…but not for long.
"You gonna act like a bitch, you gonna die like a bitch," Tabitha snarled darkly, picking up her own pancakes and chucking them at Zim. Now he too was covered in syrup. Before I even knew what was happening, there were pancakes, apple juice and fruit flying everywhere; I even saw a candle or two fly through the air as they started an all-out food fight.
"HEY! I worked hard on that!" Jax shouted, seeing the carnage of pancakes.
"You let them catch on fire!" Tabitha protested, earning a dirty look from Jax.
"Oh like you didn't play a part in that." Jax hissed, turning away from the two fighting adults. They looked at each other for a second before each grabbing a plate of pancakes and smashing them into Jax's head. "WHAT THE HELL!" Jax snarled, whirling around to glare at them.
As for me? I just sauntered over and snapped my fingers, making them stop moving it what some people call 'Stopping time'. Which was ridiculous, I was just pausing THEM for a moment, not time. Time shall forever go on.
I walked by, grabbing a plate out of the air and some pancakes also from the air. I poured syrup on them, grabbed a glass of water and grabbed a whole fruit before slowly walking by them again and down the hall.
Of course I re-snapped my fingers once I reached the safety of the hall to let them continue with their brawl. It made me smile to know I still had some power left. But I WAS running low, and that was never a good thing. My family used to charge me up back when they were still alive but I was too young to learn how to do it myself when they died so now I'm just slowly running out until I will no longer be able to use them anymore.
Which made me nervous because I had the feeling something bad was coming up…and it was coming up faster than I'd hoped. I started walking back down stairs when my PAK started going crazy, buzzing and lighting up. 'What the?' I thought as I commanded it to answer whoever was calling me.
"Who is this?" I asked, not recognizing the vibration. Every Irkens PAK had a different number and your PAK would buzz those numbers to let you know who was calling you.
"Hey darlin', it's me." My heart stopped and I dropped everything I was holding, letting it shatter and splatter all over the floor.
Jax's POV.
"OW! Hey, do you know how long it took to find that?" I shouted as Zim threw a piece of fruit at me. Tabitha in turn smacked him with a pancake and I dumped apple juice on her, just to piss her off.
"Ok, ok! ENOUGH!" Zim shouted, holding up his hands, "Zim would LIKE to at least eat some of this food before we destroy each other with it."
"Well now I have to go take a shower," Tabitha growled to herself, looking down at herself.
"I do too," I grumbled, copying her move of looking down at myself. I was covered from head to toe in batter, syrup and sticky fruit. And I'll tell you one thing it did NOT feel pleasant.
"Well I want food, so go, do what you must but Zim wants his food," Zim growled, crossing his arms, "Besides before I was attacked with food I'd already gotten a shower, no thanks to Tabitha."
Tabitha just smiled innocently at him while he rounded the destroyed dining room, grabbed a fruit and plopped himself down against the far wall. I sighed and looked over at Tabitha whom was looking down at herself again, "I'm gonna go take a shower."
"Ok," I said with a small smile, I'd just have to wait until she was done.
"And you're coming with me." Now my eyes snapped wide open as I stared at her. Zim on the other hand started choking as he drank and spit out the juice.
"WHAT!?" Both Zim and I shouted at the same time. Tab just looked at us evenly before grabbing my arm and dragging me off into another room.
"It's just an offer; jeez don't have a heart attack about it." My mind whirled like a hurricane, "I could care less at the moment, I just want to go walking and thought it'd be faster."
"I think for now, I'll just wash what I can with the hose outside. Besides, it's a pretty hot day outside so it'll feel good. But you go shower and I'll meet you back here in about ten, fifteen minutes."
"Alright," Tab said with a small smile. I could tell she was seeing me with a new respect but I wasn't exactly comfortable with that yet…especially since she'd just violated me the night before. I didn't want to be violated again…
"Ok, I love you. I'll be back in a few." I said leaning down and giving her a small peck on the lips.
"I love you too," Tab said winking at me and walking away. I sighed contently as I walked outside into the warm morning light. It was probably just about eight thirty now, so the sun would be blazing down in just about an hour.
Looking around I spotted the water disposal just around the corner of the house. I smiled and hooked a hose up to it before stripping out of my shirt and spraying myself with the hose. The warmth of the day and the cold water felt great against my skin. Next were the pants. I unbuckled my pants and tossed the belt away as I pulled it off my hips. My chest was still sore from my earlier treatments but it was getting better, so I could successfully take my pants off without TOO much trouble.
Soon enough I was feeling safe enough to strip all the way down and start washing all the pancake batter off my legs and antenna. I now HATED pancake batter, next time I might as well make fried pumpkin…too bad those things weren't growing yet.
Everything was nice, I was enjoying myself until SOMEONE came outside, "Well, enjoying ourselves aren't we?" I yipped louder than a hurt puppy and quickly covered up, glaring up at ZIM of ALL people.
"What the hell are you doing out here Zim!?" I snapped angrily. My whole face felt hot from blushing as I glared at him. Again, I don't exactly like being violated.
"Just checking on my FAVORITE lover boy!" Zim teased, clasping his hands together and giving off a girlish shriek, "How am I doing?"
"Only part missing is when you go back INSIDE!"
"Oh come on lover boy, I'm just messing with you!" There was an awkward silence between us before we both started breaking out laughing.
"If I didn't know the things you and Car do behind doors, I'd ACTUALLY think you were Bi!" I laughed, hauling my pants on while he was distracted and hurrying over to shut the hose off.
"I have about twenty Bi friends' dumbass!" Zim laughed back, nearly falling over the banister in his 'happiness'.
"There's nothing wrong with that! In fact…they give better advice than your gay friends. Know what I'm sayin?"
"OMFG I know!" Zim shouted, making a face with his wide bug eyes, "I get SOOOO much relationship advice from them! Well…I used to…"
"Yeah, it's kind of hard being wanted and all huh?"
"Oh yeah big time," Zim answered, still slightly chuckling.
"Why're you still laughing?"
"I am SO going to gossip to Tabitha. She might be scared, maybe shocked or happy but damn brother how were you not a ladies man in highschool. But oh yeah, I'm gossiping," He then started cracking up again as my whole face fell and paled.
"You. Wouldn't. DARE!"
"Oh TABBBBBBITHA~!" Zim called in a singy song voice.
"Zim! You ass don't make me tell Oniumare you have a crush on her!"
"…Well I don't so you could say whatever the hell you want about me to her."
"Really so if I saiiiddddd."
"Don't you dare say another word," Zim snapped, already knowing what I was going to say by the look on my face.
"What? Get your mind out of the gutter man! I was just going to tell her how to suffocate you with peanut butter!"
"MY MIND IS THE GUTTER! Sanity just drops by once and a while to give me a refresher on life."
I was about to respond with a disgusted look on my face but before I could, the door to the house swung open again. So instead I was hurrying to zip my pants up in a flustered manner, I did NOT want any more attention on what's below my waist line. That's for me to know…and…well the readers can figure out the ending of that thought.
Narrator's POV.
"You're not serious," the officer said, giving Vex a slightly worried look. Vex glared at her and pulled the trigger. She screamed as the bullet slammed into the wall RIGHT next to her face, centimeters away in fact. "Ok, ok so you're serious." His look hadn't been phased since she challenged him.
"Vex please," Cari mumbled behind him, "You're scaring me."
"Last I heard, ya ain't my problem," Vex snarled back, his hand gripping the guns handle tighter as he glared holes into the cops face, "Ten seconds." He warned.
"Umm…" The cop said, nearly sweating now.
"Five seconds."
"Vex," Minerva snapped, trying to stop the bloodshed.
"THREE seconds!" Vex snapped, "Two…One."
"OK I CAN HELP YOU FIND AXEL!" The cop shouted, covering her face in fear. When she wasn't shot, she slowly opened her eyes and looked up at Vex. He seemed to be in shock.
"Where is she?" He growled quietly.
"I-."
"TELL ME WHERE SHE IS!" Vex snarled, back handing her with the butt of his pistol. She yelled in pain and sprawled out on the floor, holding her cheek in agony as blood trickled out of her mouth.
"I don't know WHERE she is, but I have the locations as to where she was taken after I arrested her." Vex growled quietly while glaring at the cop. His eyes were narrow and hungry for her blood if she didn't start giving him useful information.
"Where?" He growled.
"All the new Irken prisoner routes were messed with when I sent her off to the jails in the main parts of Irk. She was redirected to a Vortarian prison. There's a ball coming up, next winter. All vortarians will have prisoners with them and be using them to advertise any Vortarian products."
Vex exchanged a look with the rest of his group, everyone thinking the same exact thing, "Is this the one where every Irken is allowed ta come?"
"Yes, the Irken slaves will be freed apparently at the end of the night, as a sign of peace in our cultures, they just have to work that night and then they're free. I promise I'm not lying."
"Oh I know yer not," Vex growled, grinding his teeth together, "That's why I'm pissed." She gave him a confused look before realizing his frustration and looking away, already being nervous with that gun in her face.
"Can you please take the gun away from my face now?"
"No, yer going to come with us, so if I find out you're lying. You'll die." Vex growled grabbing something from a nearby bag and handcuffing her with her own handcuffs, then tying a rope to the chain, so she couldn't get away.
"You don't have to be so aggressive about this," She growled, not liking being tied up by her own handcuffs.
"Oh yes I do," Vex snapped back, tightening the handcuffs more just to piss her off, "Ya'll know how I felt by the time I find Axel again."
"The only family I ever had left me after I started obsessing over catching you." She spat back.
"And who's that? Yer mom?"
"No dipshit, my husband!"
"OH gettin' feisty aren't ya?" Vex chuckled teasingly, anger still pooling around in his sharp green eyes, "Does yer tummy hurt a little bit, knowin' that I'm right. Am I pissin' ya off a little?"
"Vex, you're being really unlike yourself." Someone said from behind him. He turned around to come face to face with Mia…even though she couldn't tell that, "I thought you were a respectful man."
"Sorry darlin' I am jus not very happy right now." Vex apologized, cooling down just a little bit. He liked Mia; she was quiet and very fun to talk to so he didn't like hurting her in any way possible.
"That doesn't give you the right to bully this girl, even if she did ruin your life."
"Well, I ain't apologizin' fer that," Vex huffed, glaring over his shoulder at her.
"Is she blind?" The cop asked, noticing the lack of Mia's eye movement.
"No shit Sherlock," Vex growled back to her, "Now leave it."
"Vex," Mia warned again.
"What do ya want from me child?!" Vex asked desperately, he just wanted his damn wife and child back!
"Please stop cussing, mam what is your name."
"Demon bitch from hell," Vex grumbled under his breathing earning a hard punch on the arm. He looked up in surprise to see that Mia actually was able to locate and target his arm precisely, "Ow…"
"Who wants to know," The cop snapped back unhappily. Her light purple eyes boring into Mia…but she could care less, not being able to see had its perks.
"I do, I'm Mia." She answered. Sticking her hand out in the wrong direction of the cop. Vex quickly corrected her, so she wouldn't be embarrassed but kept her at a distance in case.
"I'm Riley…but I just go by Rye." She answered on high edge, "I'd shake your hand but your friend here handcuffed me." Mia put her hand down in understanding.
"Nice to meet you Rye," Mia said calmly before taking a breath and searching for the closest wall, "Can we please rest here?" She asked no one in particular.
The group exchanged looks before sighing, "Yes Mia, we'll rest here for a little while," Jeb said, plopping himself on the ground and keeping a distance between he, Vex and Riley.
"So Riley," Jeb said calmly, "How much do you know about this ball?"
"Enough," Riley answered swiftly.
"I'm guessing enough isn't enough," Jeb countered, "Anything you'd care to share?"
"I don't trust the vortarians, so I advise you take a weapon." She huffed, trying to put distance between herself and Vex.
"How do ya know so much bout the prisoners and where they're gonna be?" Vex questioned, still acting rather aggressive.
"I know people," She answered before going quiet again.
"Yeah," Vex scoffed, "What else do ya know? To pixies an' fairies exist too?"
"Well yes of course, how do you think children were made, natural birth? Of course they're not real dipshit," Rye snapped back, antenna lowering aggressively.
"I asked Vex not to cuss and I'll ask you too, I don't appreciate it," Mia called softly, still searching for a wall. Riley glared at her before going silent again. Vex on the other hand drug Rye over while she snarled in protest and helped Mia find the wall and sit down, "Thanks Vex."
"Don't mention it."
Vex sat down by Mia, letting her lean against him and rest, knowing she was tired from all the stress of having to move and stuff. Suddenly Riley's face lit up evilly, "I also know that there's cops surrounding you as we speak, let me go and no one gets hurt. If you don't, I can order them to aim for the youngest and weakest first."
A/N: Ok I freaking love Jax and Zim, I JUST LOVE THEM! I love writing about them, thinking about them, developing who they are, bringing out their imperfections and bringing out their perks. It's just so much fun. And come on, you gotta love the cops sarcasm, I love Riley too ...but not as much as the others, she'll have to earn her place as the others have. Vex is REALLY aggressive, pretty unlike him hu? He ain't all rainbows and unicorns my friends and fans, he is actually a pretty big ass, but to people he cares about, he sort of knows how to behave XD and if you can't except him for who he is...then why are you reading this. I want you to wake up tomorrow an look at yerself in the mirror then say "Why do you live?" TO yourself. I DON'T HAVE PERFECT CHARACTERS DAMMIT! I hate it when people don't read my books because I use OC's in there, I think if you use them right then they add color to your story. But you have to use them right. But as soon as people see OC's they're like "Oh this story sucks because there's perfect little OC's in there" IF only they knew the truth huh?
Anyways. Review responses. quickly.
Fritter: I always laugh at your reviews but I laughed so hard I almost peed when reading this review. So yes, you never fuck with Jax, Vex or Zim. They'll destroy you. lol. I liked those chocolate chips cookehs by the way. I might have to steal more... O.o
AnD LOOK WHO'S BACCKKKK AYYYYAYYYAYYAYAYA~~ Treefroggies 77!: I changed the cops name but hey, sue me right LOL. I'm glad you liked the other chapters! I love violating Jax, makes me laugh LOL. Don't you just love beating people with pillows? Pancakes and other things, it just makes life more interesting =D
TAT A FOR NOW! Wish me luck on my finals! ~Deathwish!