APH: The Random Series 13
Chapter 13: Respect and new feelings? For Ritinstonia? Un-awesome!
Riti shivered, and pulled the covers over her, freezing. She coughed and shivered again, then swiftly pulled the sheets off of her, and huffed, sweating. Damn, she didn't think her life would end like this, there was still so much she wanted to do, so many sights she wanted to see, and marry that one right guy! *cough* Germany *cough*
Why did death have to be so cruel. The brunette slowly opened her eyes and looked around the room, she wasn't in her home, she was somewhere else completely different.
The light's rays shine through the window, sneaking their way in just to bug her. She hated mornings. Slowly she turned her head to look around the room. Wait, this looked like one of Germany's guest room... But I thought his rooms were being renovated... Did she die already? She looked down and saw that she was wearing an oversized black shirt with dark blue shorts that were below her knees, and her socks looked more like leg warmers.
What the crap? When did she change?
She slowly sat herself up, grunting at her weakness of un Epicness. Yup, she was going to die. Riti weakly turned her head, looking around the room through tired and half closed eyes. Yupp, definitely Germany's guest room.
She then heard a small chirping noise, and felt small sharp claws softly nesting themselves in her hair. She smiled, it was obvious who it was, there was no other bird as epic as this one. "hey Gilly... Buenos día little dude" she greeted softly. Her voice sounding something like a female version of Canada.
The small awesome epic bird chirped a small tune, so soft and sweet, before cuddling in her hair. It actually made her feel a little better, at least she'll be dying in a happy little mood. Gilbird chirped again before flying out the bedroom door.
The sound of chirping could be heard from down the hall, she smiled, ignoring the redness of her cheeks. Gilbird was so adorable.
Riti cursed herself and the horrible being also known as a cold! for she was slowly falling asleep. But snapped her eyes open when Prussia slammed the door open. he was wearing a blue button up shirt and black trousers. "So your finally awake huh brat? Awesome! Now tell me what the hell it is that you sick people eat ok? So I can get back to being awesomer then I already am! I have some blogging to do!" he screeched.
Riti blinked for a bit, confused about what just happened, before smiling sweetly at Prussia. "it's alright sweetie, I don't mind anything you make. My last meal doesn't really bother me much, as long as I'm with you..." she told him softly before coughing into her hand.
Gilbird chirped before flying onto Riti's head and nesting himself there. Prussia raised a brow, but smiled and grabbed the phone, before plopping himself down on the chair next to the bed.
"then Pizza it is! Kesesesese so what does a midget like you want?" he asked, dialing on the phone.
Riti smiled and weakly raised a hand to pat Gilbird's feathers. "I wouldn't mind a cheese pizza, that'd be nice" she said softly, giggling at the soft 'coo's' she received from Gilbird.
Prussia ordered the pizza before throwing the phone on top of one of the drawers. He then turned to Ritinstonia and frowned, "you know, yesterday you said something in your sleep. Do you remember what it was?" he asked the smaller nation.
She stared at him through half lid eyes, before slowly shaking her head. Prussia growled in frustration, he was TOO awesome to deal with this bullcrap!
"well duh! You said "Suum clique". . .
'To each his own'. How in the holy hell did you know about that?" he screeched, crossing his arms as he glared at the sick young girl.
Riti stared at him for a while, before smiling and looking and her neatly folded hands in her lap. "I looked things up, and I happened upon it. I like to do research of things beforehand just to get a clue as to what and who I'm going to deal with. . ." she said softly.
Prussia didn't look away, he searched her face and looked for any sort of lie. When she appeared to be telling the truth, Prussia sighed and smirked, "well if you wanted to learn about the awesome Prussia your lucky yours truly is sitting right here! I'll tell you everything you need to know!" he declared, Riti just smiled and listen carefully to him. Coughing into her hand occasionally before listening to him continue.
The silverette had left to get the pizza and drink before coming back to complete his story. The brunette just smiled and listened carefully, enjoy the time she spend with the egotistic silverette.
"and that's, how the awesome me! Beat that idiot Austria. But he was such a loser that he had to go get Hungary's help. Honestly! Oh well, I was and still am too awesome for them to handle" he finished, laughing as he bit onto his pizza slice. Riti giggled and continued to eat her slice, starting from the crust, and eating all the way down to the tip.
"why do you eat like that anyways? It's not awesome" he said, stuffing his face with another slice and looking awesome doing so.
Riti smiled, "I like to get the crust over and done with, so I don't have to worry about it later on. I never eat the crust if I eat it normally, and I hate to throw out and waste good food" she explained, giving a small piece to Gilbird.
The Prussian just roiled his eyes, then secretly, while Riti wasn't looking, took a huge bite of the crust to see if she was right. Surprisingly, she was.
Riti looked down at her hands and sighed, "well. . . I guess this'll be goodby. . ."she whispered.
The Prussian growled, "your not going to-"
"does this mean I'll see my brother again?" she asked, mostly herself. Prussia stopped and stared at her, she seemed really convinced that she was going to die. "maybe I'll see. . . Him again. . . I hope I made grandpa. . . Proud" Prussia just stared at her, her eyes looked up, in wonder, dazing off as she thought of her grandfather. Prussia didn't know why, but he felt some compassion for the smaller nation, he forcefully shook his head before growling "listen brat! Your not going to die! Get that through your un-awesome head!" he scold.
The smaller nation just stared into her hands and frowned, "I wonder. . . If it'll hurt. . . To die. . ." she mumbled. 'Ok this is getting annoying' he thought to himself, watching as the little girl looked more and more depressed.
"ya wanna know something?" she asked in her soft voice, turning her head to stare at him. She smiled as blood red eyes met her own, filled with curiosity and annoyance. "I've never told anyone this. . . So you'll be the first. . ." she told him. Giggling when he scoffed, "well duh! I'm the awesome Prussia! You'd have to be a complete dumb-ass to not tell me first!" he ranted.
Riti smiled sweetly, before unconsciously reaching out to take his larger, warm pale hand in her smaller, cold one. "I . . . I'm not such an innocent person. . . I guess in my fits of rage. . . After you attacked. . ." Prussia flinched at the mention of his attack. "I. . . I started killing off people. . . Anyone who would try to step foot. . . Onto my land. . . I guess its because i didnt want. . . History to repeat itself. . . And. . . I was hoping one of those dead bodies. . . Was you. . ."
she stared at prussia and sighed sadly, "I had hoped that I could make up for it. . . I was hoping. . . To wipe my hands clean of the blood stains still dripping there . . But I guess my time is coming" she said, smiling sadly at him.
Prussia stared at her, taking in how serious she was. She really thought she was going to just, drop dead any minute now, it was kind of pathetic. But then again, he couldnt help the sinking feeling in his heart. She felt bad... For all the people she's killed? Hasn't she realized that he has killed more people in his lifetime then she has in her's? She's too innocent, and she didn't mean to, he could tell, because she was confused, stuck in a fit of fury and not realizing what she was getting into or what she was doing.
Then he realized that not only was she holding his awesome hand, but that her own were fucking freezing! He didn't know why to do, so he said the first thing that came to mind.
"why are you touching me?" he said, regretting his words. Riti blinked, before looking down at their joined hands and blushed wildly. She quickly released them and gave a nervous laugh. "sorry, I-I's tends t' do dat a lot. It's a thing that we have in my country, we tend t' like contact, such as holding hands, hugging or linking arms. We're very affectionate people so I forget sometimes that others aren't used to it... Except Spain and France, but France takes it too far.." she explained, before grabbing a napkin and quickly coughing into it.
Prussia just snickered, "your people are weird" he said, poking her cheek. Riti just smiled and leaned onto his finger, "yeah. . . And your people were Epic during your awesome peek" she said softly.
Prussia scoffed again, "duh! But least you forget, I'm still awesome and I'll always be the awesome Prussia!" he shouted. Standing up and randomly flexing, Riti just giggled and clapped her hands, "of course sweetie, always awesome Prussia" she agreed.
Prussia stared at her, Not blushing! He was NOT blushing! He was too awesome for that shit!
. . .shut up. . .
"'m glad I gots t' knows ya Prussia" she told him softly, staring up at him through half closed eyes, "it's nice t' make new friends, and learning about you was awesome too. . ." she mumbled, yawning a little.
Prussia sighed and picked up all the left overs from their little pizza party. "get some sleep brat, the last thing I need is West scolding and yelling at me for not taking proper care of you, and I'm way too awesome for any shit lectures from anyone, that includes my younger brother" he scolded, picking up all the trash and throwing it in the small trash bin in the room.
Riti watched as the Prussian cleaned up fast, before walking up to her and gently taking a sleeping Gilbird off of her head and placing him on his own. He then gently pushed down on Riti's shoulder, persisting her to lay on her back. She obeyed and smiled as he tucked her in.
"thank you. . . " she said softly, covering a small cough with her napkin.
Prussia looked the other way and turned to leave, ignoring the burning sensation in his cheeks. "well! I'm out of here! Night brat!" he muttered quickly, nearly running towards the door. Riti was quicker and grabbed his hand before he could leave, "wait! Don't leave! Please stay. . ." she begged, looking up into the Prussian's eyes with a pleading look.
Said Prussian raised a brow and turned to stare at her. "why? I know my awesomeness is so amazing you can't live without it, but you'll just have to deal with it" he snickered.
Riti pouted a little, "no, I'm sorry. It's just. . . I don't want to be alone when I die. . . ." she whispered. Staring up at the silverette with a look of awe, she tried to give him the same look of adoration she gave Germany.
Prussia just sighed and muttered something about it not being awesome before sitting back down on the chair. Riti smiled and held his hand tightly, pulling the sheets closer to her and snuggling closer to the pillow.
"thank you sweetie. . ." she mumbled sweetly before rubbing her cheek onto the back of his hand affectionately and drifting off into a soundless sleep.
Prussia just stared at her. And to think this same girl has hated him for the past few decades and had almost murdered him yesterday. Was it true? Was this really the same girl? The same girl who single handedly wiped out half of his men with just a sword? Who had murdered thousands, millions even, just to get to him? This cant be that girl. Because that same girl, is now clinging onto him and begging him to stay by her side.
It was kind of comforting. I mean, there isn't anyone else who had asked him to stay with them, or even call him 'sweetie'. . . Why did she call him sweetie?
Prussia sighed, she was only like this because she was sick. It didn't mean anything and she would go back to being the annoying little bitch she was yesterday. Why did that bother him? It wasn't supposed to. He wasn't even supposed to care!
"Nom. . . Nom. . . Noo. . . My cake. . . Bad monkey. . ." Riti mumbled, giving Prussia's hand a light squeeze. Prussia raised a brow, what the hell is she dreaming about?
"Prussia. . ." she said, sighing softly before snuggling closer to his hand. Ok. That kind of answered his question. Prussia allowed himself an awesome smile of his own, it felt nice to be wanted. What with being a dead nation, no one really wanted his awesomeness near since they couldn't handle it. But it usually meant he'd be alone. . . West was usually with Italy and Japan, so he would usually be alone or with Gilbird.
Then there was Hungary and Austria, he'd bother them because he was bored and they should be at least graced with his kick ass awesomeness! But Hungary would usually attack him with her frying pan that defies gravity.
Then this midget pops up out of no where to add onto it. One minute she's all "I'll fucking kill you!" and the next she's all like "don't leave me sweetie!" it was so fucking annoying, not only that but it confused the hell out of him. Women were so damn complicated.
"and she said she's not innocent... Honestly she's as innocent as Switzerland's little sister" he grumbled, staring at her sleeping face. How could she.. How could this one small girl.. Kill 300,096 thousand people? Prussia then smiled. How good was her subconscious? Hmmm. . .
The silverette leaned above her left ear and whispered "Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome, Prussia is awesome!" he repeated, snickering as the smaller nation squirmed beneath him and squeezed his hand.
He turned so that his face was above her's, noses nearly touching. He gave a small laugh and watched the sleeping brunette.
He wrapped his right leg around her small body to keep his balance, he laughed softly. "Kesesesese, what do you say to that brat? Praise the awesome Prussia!"
Riti sighed and snuggled closer to his hand. "yo desuero asear como ti. . . Asiendo tan fuerte como ti. . ."
She whispered. Prussia blinked, this chick knows Spanish? The frig?
Hmm, he'd have to ask Spain to translate for him. Just as the silverette was about to move away, the door to the bedroom flew opened.
"Riti! Is it true your sick?" Italy shouted, waving his as around frantically. "I'll help you feel better!"
Japan and Germany walked in after him and sighed, "Italy, you can't just burst in and-"
Italy, Japan and Germany all froze in their place. The sight before them was shocking and very unbelievable. Prussia looked like he was violating Ritinstonia's vital regions!
"Br-Bruder?" the blond shouted, cheeks heating up. Prussia turned his head to look over his shoulder and smiled, "so your finally back eh West? Good!" the silverette shouted, sliding off of Riti and gently pulling his hand away. He chuckled when she made a small whining noise and searched for his hand.
The silverette turned and started walking out, "I didn't know what to feed her, so I gave her pizza. Because I'm awesome like that" he shouted proudly, patting his still shocked younger brother on the shoulder before walking out the door.
Japan and Germany both turn to look at each other, confused, before turning to see Italy snuggling and having his siesta with Ritinstonia.
Germany would have screamed and forced him out of the room, but he didn't want to wake up the sleeping girl.
So instead, him and Japan just folded Italy's clothes, before quietly leaving the room and closing the door behind them.
-000-
It had been 7 hours since Riti had fallen asleep, Italy had woken up a few hours before her and had left to boil some pasta.
Riti opened her eyes slowly and blinked for a bit, before slowly getting up and out of bed, grabbing the blanket. Wrapping it around her like a small cocoon, she walked straight towards the door. The blankets dragged across the floor as her feet made cute little 'Tmp, tmp, tmp' noises on the wood floor.
She opened the door slowly, before walking out and looking around through half closed eyes. She stared at some of the pictures on the wall, before continuing on her journey.
". . .Prussia. . ."
-000-
Germany, Japan and Italy were all preparing dinner in the kitchen while Prussia was in the living room helping Gilbird with his broken wing.
The three were discussing what would be best to feed the sick nation.
"I suggest Nikujaga, it is very helpful for when one is sick" Japan suggested, already finishing it. He had decided on making some riceballs on the side, incase she wanted a small snack.
Germany had already made her some handmade wurst, with a homemade special german sauce to go along with it and a healthy salad. He's notice that recently her sweet intake had been high and almost as bad as Japan's Salt intake. And he had a bad feeling that her complaining about eating tomatoes will probably be worse then when italy complains about not eating pasta.
Italy had made her a treat called Canelones. It was a tasty, made-from-scratch wrap, filled with spinach, placed in the oven and had tomato sauce with cheese on top of it. He had also made her some raviolis on the side and some lasagña.
Japan and Germany both watched as Italy quickly continued to make more servings then he should of each dish.
"I-Italy-San... Don't You think your making a bit too much?" Japan asked as he watched the Italian boil some water, "what are you talking about japan? She'll be hungry when she wakes up! And in Italy we always make a lot of food for everyone! Ve~ she'll eat it, trust me!" he explained before continuing on his task to make some pasta.
Germany just sighed and went to go check on Riti, as he walked out of the kitchen, he heard a little thud. He looked up and saw Riti on the floor, wrapped around in her blanket like a child.
She looked up and smiled at him, "Germany~. . ." she said softly, slowly getting up to March up to him with a weak smile. "hello~" she greeted, waving to the tall German.
Germany blinked, then smiled a little.
She was such a short country.
He patted her head and took her cold hand in his, "it's a good thing your awake, we just finished making dinner and I was about to come and wake you" he explained, walking with her into the dinning room.
Riti just laid her head on his arm, too tired to go insane that it belonged to the German of her dreams. Hell, if she was going to die, at least she'll die happy.
Once they entered, the first thing Riti noticed was the smell of food, all kinds, floating in the air. It was so good, she couldn't help but mentally drool at the amazing smell.
Germany kindly asked her to sit while he and the others went to go get the food, she obeyed and sat next to Prussia, who was laying his head down on the table and was dead asleep.
Germany told Italy to prepare the table and asked Japan if he could find or make something to drink.
"sure, but what do you think would be best? I could make her some green tea and the rest of us could have beer, though I prefer Sake" the raven haired man said, filling a kettle with water, before placing it on the stove.
Germany nodded in approval, beer is beer after all, and dinner just won't be the same without beer. Prussia would agree.
As Germany walked into the dinning room with the food, he blinked as he saw Riti Sitting on Italy's lap and gently stroking His sleeping brother's head. Italy looked up and smiled, "Germany~ ve~, come! Is japan almost ready? I can't wait to eat!" he shouted gleefully.
Germany sighed and placed the plate of food on the table, before turning to him and raising a questioning brow, "um, why is she sitting on your lap?" he asked the Italian.
Italy smiled and patted her head, "ve~ she said she wanted to!" he replied, laughing as the smaller nation started to fall asleep again.
"well I suggest you put her down and get to your own seat. Also make sure she doesn't fall asleep again" he ordered, turning to get the rest of the food. Italy whined, crying that he didn't want to.
"if you don't and she falls asleep then not only will I hurt you, but she'll be too tired to eat anything we made" he warned, inwardly smiling to himself as he watched the Italian quickly sit down next to her and try to keep her awake.
Once the table was filled with food and Japan had brought in the beer and sake, the nations all sat down and got ready to enjoy this delicious and drool-worthy meal. The hard part was convincing Riti to stay awake and conforming her that she'll live.
"Ve~ Bruder Prussia, wake up!" Italy urged, poking at the Prussian's head.
Said Prussian growled and gently smacked Italy's hand away, "fuck Italy, let the awesome me sleep..." he mumbled. Italy either didn't hear him or just didn't care, because he continued to poke said Prussian's head and wait.
"but if you don't then who's going to eat all the pasta I made!"
"fuck your pasta"
At that comment the Italian gasped and turned to Germany, "Geeerrmmmaannnyyy!" he cried. Said German just sighed and rubbed his temples, at that moment the sick little nation had an idea and decided that she wanted to speak. "hey... How come... you guys get alcohol... and I only get tea?"
At that the Prussian immediately woke up and looked around for his beer. "where!" he shouted, once the object of his ultimate love and affection met his eyes, he quickly snatched it from his brother's hands "Mine!" before chugging it down. Be then wiped his mouth with his thumb and sighed blissfully, holding the cup close his heart. "oh mein libel... Where would I be without you?" he mumbled, kissing and pretending to make out with the inanimate object, earning points from a giggling Italy and Ritinstonia.
Germany blinked for a bit, wondering what had just happened. One minute he was about to taste a bit of heaven, and the next his hands were cold and empty. He sighed and just served himself some sausages, while Japan explained to Riti that she got tea because she was still sick. Riti blinked for a bit, before sniffing and nodding. She turned to the silver haired German who happened to be serving himself more beer and stared at him. Apparently he seemed to have noticed, because he turned to her and stared back, they stayed like that for a while before Prussia just poked her forehead. "stop staring at the awesome me, any more of your gawking and you'll go blind from my awesomeness" he snickered.
Germany, stared at his brother, a bit taken aback by his last comment. "I didn't know you knew the word 'Gawking'" Prussia just scoffed in mock shock and stared at his brother, "I do soo know awesome words too west! I am awesome Prussia after all!" he shouted, before turning back to the small girl who was still staring at him and poked her again. "Deeee..." she said, smiling as he gently and effortlessly pushed her head down towards the table.
"Kesesesese your so worthless when your sick!" he snickered, poking her head gently multiple times, listening to he make little 'Deeee' noises before he stopped and started eating. It was rather creepy that she kept staring at him even though her head was laying down on the table, but he did enjoy the attention.
"hey hey Riti! Come on! Eat eat! I made all this food just for you!" Italy shouted happily as he Gave her several servings of each dish. Riti sat up, er, tried to at least, and smiled. "my last meal before I die.. Thank you... How nice... " she said before sitting up a little more and grabbing her fork, slowly stuffing her face with the food. Germany sighed, "listen, your not going to-"
"YOUR GOING TO DIE? NOOOOO WAAAA!" Italy cried, holding onto her, hugging her tightly as if she was going to disappear in seconds if he let go. Germany blinked, before rubbing his temples in frustration. Prussia just rolled his eyes, still not used to the whole, 'I'm dying' thing. "listen, you won't die-" "surly you are joking right?" Japan cut in, staring at the small girl in concern. Italy was wailing like a banshee, asking and begging Riti not to die. Japan was asking her if she had any illness or cancer that was possibly not curable if she was to die.
Germany and Prussia both sighed, Germany in frustration and Prussia in annoyance. Riti just smiled, happy with the close contact and pleased that they were concerned over her health. "at least... I'll die happy... Thank you Italy... Japan..." she said, in a soft voice, before eating some more. Italy whimpered, "but we just met! *hic* I! DONT! WANT! YOU! TO! DIIEEEEE!" he screeched, causing all of them except Riti to wince at his strangely high pitched voice. Prussia had enough.
He pulled Italy away and glared at Riti, "listen here dwarf! Stop making Italy cry! The awesome me can't take it anymore and it pisses me off that you keep saying that! Your. Not. Going. To. Fucking. DIE!" he yelled. Huffing and glaring at the unaffected nation. She just stared at him, before blushing lightly and tilting her head as if the words just went in through one ear, and left through the other.
"Deeeee..." she muttered, annoying Prussia even more. Germany just watched, a bit concerned for the young nation's life. "Bruder..."
"You annoying litte brat!-"
"noo! I don't want you to die Riti!" Italy screeched, cutting the two brothers off and running over to hug Riti tightly, crying onto her shoulder. Riti smiled and patted Italy's head, "it's ok... *cough*... I'll see you from heaven... " she told him softly. "NOOOOO!" Italy cried, hugging her tighter. Prussia twitched, "that's it, I'm ganna hit her!" he growled, walking over to them, only to get pulled back by his brother. Prussia turned to Germany and glared at him, "what the hell west!" he shouted, Germany frowned and glared back, "Bruder, leave her be. I know it's difficult but we just have to keep reminding her that she won't be dying any time soon" he scolded. The Prussian just frowned, pulling away from his little brother and finding the wall very interesting.
"you know, now that I think about it Ita-Chan's brother came visiting and told me he was angry with you" Prussia said, hoping to change the subject. Germany sighed, "he's probably looking for me to go on and on about not liking me hanging out with Italy again" he mummbled. Italy and Riti quickly turned to Germany in interest.
"nii-San?" Italy asked, using the word japan taught him. Prussia just chuckled, "yup! Your brother keeps bugging west here! Honestly sometimes I wonder how you and him are related, I mean you two are nothing alike and your so much more awesome! He has such a stick up his ass" Prussia said smiling with pride, he knew people would agree with his awesomeness.
"Romano came over?" Italy asked, smiling, "I'll go call him! He would love to eat pasta with us!" the Italian shouted, running out of the room to go and call his beloved brother.
Japan stood and went after him, you can never know when Italy will do something unexpected. Once they left the room Germany and Prussia raised a brow, confused. The blond then sighed and the silverette just laughed, Riti on the other hand turned to prussia and frowned, "take.. That back" she said to him. The two Germans turned to the small girl and stared blankly at her, "take it back... Don't say that.. About Roma..." the small nation told him, grabbing onto the Prussian's arm and tugging on it lightly.
Prussia blinked, "Roma? You call him Roma? Wait when did you two meet?" he asked. "I like... Roma... And I want To protect him... I even almost Kicked Spain's ass... For saying what you said..." she said softly, punching his arms weakly. Prussia just laughed, but immediately stopped when Riti started a coughing fit. "YO brat? You ok?" he asked, panicking a little when she fell to her knees and continued violently coughing. Germany quickly went to go get her medicine while Prussia panicked.
Riti huffed and forced herself to breath, her face was red and sweaty and her vision was becoming bleary, but she still wanted Prussia to take back what he said. "please.. *cough* take it *cough* back.. *cough*" Prussia scowled, this damn complicated midget! "alright! The awesome me takes back my awesome comment! Now stop working yourself so fucking hard it's freaking me out!" He roared. Riti just smiled weakly and tried to hold back her coughing, "yay... *cough*" Prussia couldn't handle it anymore. He ran out of the room for a minute, and quickly came back with a silver watch that had the teutonic knights logo on the front. "alright! Listen to the awesome Prussia! I am going to hypnotize you, because I'm awesome! Alright!" he told her as he waved the little trinket back and forth, smiling as the young nations eyes followed it. "alright! When I count to three, you will stop all this bullshit about you dying and all that! Ok! Eins... Zwei... Drei!" he shouted, watching as the smaller nation briefly closed her eyes, as if to sleep, before waking up and smiling at Prussia.
The silverette smiled, "awesome! Not me awesome but awesome enough!" as soon as he said that Germany came back with a glass of water and her medicine, "Bruder can you please sit her down and hold her tight so she doesn't try to escape?" he asked the Prussian. Said Prussian was about to ask why until the small girl started whining like Italy and attempting to run away, failing miserably as Germany quickly wrapped his arm around her waist, holding her down as he turned to his brother, eyes pleading for his help.
Prussia nodded and tried to grabbed the kicking and whining young child. "no! I don't want to die! I don't want to die! Please don't kill me faster!" she screeched, kicking and squirming in the German's arm. "would you hold still! Shit!" Prussia screamed. Germany sighed, knowing this would happen.
Italy and Japan quickly came to see what was wrong. Italy seemed as if he was about to cry, "Germany?" he asked, tugging at his sleeve as Japan sighed. 'the poor girl' he thought, watching as they all struggled, 'she must of been traumatized badly if she's this afraid' Japan then headed towards the kitchen, deciding that maybe some tea would calm everybody's nerves a bit.
When Prussia finally got ahold of her, he sat down, placing the squirming girl on his lap and wrapping his arms tightly around her waist. "damn it are you trying to tell me my awesome plan of hypnotism didn't work?" he growled, Riti just squirmed and cried, completely clueless as to what the Prussian had said moments ago. "no! Please don't try and kill me faster I don't want to die it's not cool I want to live please! I'm a virgin you don't want to kill a little virgin do ya! If ya kills a virgin den ya might goes t' 'ell! Ya don't needs a virgin's blood on ya hands do ya?" she cried, with tears beginning to form in the corner of her eyes, she moved her face away from Germany's spoon containing her nasty medicine.
"would you PLEASE HOLD STILL!" Germany scowled as he grumbled every time Riti dodged the spoon. Riti closed her mouth tightly to stop the invading weapon filled with the gross deadly poison called "Medicine" from entering her mouth.
Japan soon got an idea and quickly ran to the kitchen, he soon came back with a large piece of delicious chocolate cake. It quickly destracted Riti, she stared at the cake and drooled, giving Germany the opportunity to place the spoon quickly in her mouth, only pulling it out when she swallowed the medicine.
"nyuuu!" she squealed in disgust. Germany sighed in relief and thanked Japan or his brilliant idea. "damn it your soo frigging annoying! Stop crying your not going to die!" Prussia scowled, Riti whimpered and pouted a little, but smiled brightly when Japan gave her the chocolate cake. "yay! Cake before death!" she sang, Italy started wailing and pulling on Germany's shirt, yelling at him and complaining about how he shouldn't have attempted to feed her some nasty medicine that would kill her faster.
Prussia frowned, "listen Ita-chan. She's not dying!" he was ignored when Italy continued to cry a little harder. "damn it see what you did!" he shouted, Riti just continued to sniffle and eat, "but it's true! I'm ganna die and I don't want to!" she cried, the house shook with both her's and Italy's cries.
There was no use, she will always think she's dying and no matter who or what tells her other wise, it'll never change her mind.
Germany growled, "THAT IS ENOUGH!" he roared, causing everyone to look at him and submit to his manliness. Germany quickly picked up Ritinstonia and frowned, "listen, you won't die, and even if you were about to, do you honestly think anyone would allow it?" he asked, when Riti blinked in shock, Germany sighed and gave her a small smile, "you seemed to have grown onto everyone you meet, non of us here would ever allow anything to happen to you, we would never let you die, you got that?" he scowled half heartedly.
"he is right" Japan interjected, giving her a small smile, "I have grown quite attached to you, and you are a close friend and ally to me. We would never let you get hurt" he told her. Italy quickly smiled and nodded, "that's right! I like you Ritinstonia! And I don't want you to die!" he said happily.
Riti soon smiled and nodded, she had made so many friends after so many years of isolation. And here she was making them worry so much about her.
She quickly hugged Germany tightly and laughed, "Danke" she said, before letting go and hugging Italy. The two squealed and giggled, as if the whole medicine thing never happened.
Prussia just watched, he crossed his arms and frowned. 'She never smiles when shes with me like that...'
-000-
After they finished their meal, which, Riti ate most of, she had finally stopped saying she was going to die. Unfortunately for Germany, the stress of the day had not died out. More troubles seemed to have been piled up onto his plate of stress, there was a knock on the door, and he had made the mistake of opening the door. Romano stood at the door way and allowed himself to enter, he soon began to lash out at the poor German, calling him a stupid potato bastard and a pedo for coming onto Italy.
Riti soon heard his voice and came into the living room to see what was wrong.
"and another thing you stupid potato bastard!" Romano screeched as Italy tried hard to stop his brother with some "hug therapy"
Germany just sighed and took whatever it was Romano said, he was becoming accustomed to his insults, which was not a good thing. Japan had decided it was late and headed home, lucky bastard, and Prussia just stood at the door frame with his arms crossed, laughing as he watched the Italians fight. It was amusing.
"what's wrong?" Riti asked, pulling the blankets she still had from 'her' room closer to her tiny body. Her eyes lit up once she saw Romano. "Roma!" she squealed as she ran to him, giving Romano a big hug and wrapping them both him her blanket. Romano blinked a few times, trying to grasp the situation, before hugging back. He then looked up at Germany and growled, "wait why are you here? Is it this damned potato bastard's fault? It is isn't it! Isn't it!" he shouted, pointing an accusing finger at the blond.
"now hold on just a minute-"
"and your sick? Let me guess it was their fault right?" he hugged Riti tighter and glared at the Germans. Prussia growled back, "hey brat! It's not our fault the idiot ran outside during the rain alone! She's stupid for Getting herself sick!" the silverette growled.
Italy nodded, "that's true! Don't get mad at them Romano, she ran outside in the rain to save Gilbird!" he defended. Germany facepalmed himself, honestly Italy could be so... Stupid sometimes. "so it was the stupid albino bastards fault huh? I knew it!" Romano gently pushed Riti away and walked up to Germany. "I'll kill you! I'll punch your face in so hard you'll never be able to eat potatos again you fucking potato loving bastard!" he growled, punching Germany in the stomach pretty hard.
Germany sighed, not even budging or wincing.
Prussia apparently didn't like seeing his brother getting attacked, he quickly went to hurt the Italian until Riti held onto his arm and quickly climbed onto his back. She wrapped her arms around his neck and wrapped her legs around his torso, "no!" she begged, trying to pull him back, failing.
Prussia just rolled his eyes and watched as the short child tried to strangle him. Romano stopped and quickly went to take Riti away from the German. Holding her like a little teddy bear he glared at the two, "I'm glad my idiot of a brother called me in time, stay away from mio bambina!" he yelled.
Prussia scoffed and headed for the phone, he's going to call for reinforcement. Germany just watched as his brother left and sighed, "we were just taking care of her while she was sick. Theres nothing wrong with just taking care of a sick person I assure you" he explained to the grouchy Italian, Romano didn't believe a word he said. He was about to lash out again until Riti cut him off.
"it's ok Roma, it's true, they were just taking care of me. Come have some cake with me" she offered, Romano just stared at her and sighed in defeat. "fine, but after that your coming with me" he scolded Halfheartedly.
Romano sat on the floor in the living room crossing his arms and pouting while Riti sat on the couch above him. she patted his head and giggled, while Italy got some tomatoes and Germany went to make them some tea.
"so, how have things been with you and ... Spain..?" Riti asked, covering a cough with her hand.
Romano scowled, "he's been pretty clingy lately, saying he's sorry and that I'm so adorable and all that shit. Really I don't know what the hell Is up with that damn tomato eater" he ranted, Riti smiled and patted Romano's head lovingly, 'oh Roma, you and me are also tomato eaters so you just insulted us both' "well I guess it's a good thing. On the bright side I heard that my boss and yours have been getting along pretty well" She said to him softly, slowly entering MamaMode.
At that Romano smiled, unconsciously leaning onto her head, "why are you here anyways? Did they force you or something?" he asked, concerned. Riti just smiled and shook her, "no, they promised to take care of me and I guess if it hadn't been for Everyone's love and encouragement, I'd still be thinking I'm dying" she explained, laying her cheek on Romano's head.
Romano raised a brow and frowned, "I also heard from that hairy eyebrowed idiot that you have a thing for that blond potato loving bastard" he said bitterly, at the same time Germany and Italy walked in.
Riti squeaked in embarrassment and hid her face in Romano's hair, "Bont svay thvat ouvt lout! Vut ef ee ard nyu!" (Don't say that out loud! What if he heard you!)
Romano couldn't help but give out a quiet chuckle. Germany and Italy both raised a brow but didn't say anything.
As Romano om nom nomed away on his tomato, Riti devoured her cake. Italy and Riti would talk about random things, some involving pasta and a LOT of cheese, and Romano would occasionally glare at Germany but didn't say much. Prussia then came back grinning in satisfactory, he sat down next to Riti and beamed, "why the hell are you so happy you stupid albino bastard?" Romano yelled, Prussia snickered, "I'm the awesome Prussia! Why wouldn't I be happy? Now kneel before my awesomeness and cry! Kesesesese!" he shouted.
Romano rolled his eyes, "I know nothing about no fucking Prussia so your not that awesome you stupid fucking albino" he said, eating his tomatoes, Prussia growled and was about to yell, until Riti interjected, "he is too awesome! And always will be! Prussia is awesome!" she defended, coughing.
Everyone turned to her in surprise, normally you'd expect her to cuss at him and say he's bullshitting, but then again she IS sick...
the Prussian just smiled and beamed again, "see? I am awesome!" he shouted, flexing his muscles at everyone, before petting Riti's head.
Romano frowned, he then reached for her and sat her on his lap. He was about to lash out on the silverette, until the door few open and a certain Spaniard ran into the room, huffing. "Romano! there you are!" he shouted, falling to his knees as he hugged Romano from behind, tears in his eyes.
"Prussia told me you were dying! He said that you and mi chiquita Ritinstonia were both sick and were about to die!" he cried. Romano blinked and growled, trying to squirm away from the crying Spanish man.
"let me go you bastard!" Romano cried, elbowing Spain in the stomach to keep him away. "omff!" the Spaniard groaned, "me duele" He whined clenching his aching ribs. Romano just rolled his eyes and hugged Riti tight, as if she were a toy, before closing his eyes and laying his cheek On her head. Riti watched as Spain rubbed his tummy, before rolling her eyes, and muttering "rwrlg".
Spain and the others, except Romano, all looked up at Riti in interest.
"what was that?" Prussia asked, strangely interested. Riti was falling asleep, but was able to mutter something about it being her native language. Germany, as always, was fascinated, "your native language? Can you say it again? It sounded interesting..." Riti smiled up at him and nodded slightly. "R'wr'lg, it's native Ritinstonian" she explained.
Spain had gotten over the whole, getting elbowed in the ribs thing, and was now sitting closer to the smaller nation with interest. "so tell me chiquita, how do you pronounce it? Rouuriligo?~ so strange~"
Riti laughed at his terrible way of pronouncing it, "it's R'wr'lg, it's pronounced Row-Rele-Guh" Spain just laughed. "you roll the R like any Latino would, so tell me, I though you only spoke English and Español, for how long have you been hiding this strange language?" he asked.
Don't think Spain is always an idiot. Trust me. He's a smart cookie when he wants to be.
Riti smiled, teaching others was a blast! And considering that fact that she was older then Spain automatically made him her bitch, this just mean it's time for some owning!
Not that she'd be letting him know that anytime soon. "yea, we adapted the spanish from Spaniards who moved from Canada to Ritinstonia, we learned English from Canada as well, I'm not good with French and Spanish was easier. Also, Ritinstonian isn't spoken anymore, it died out years ago, but we still have German and Italian.." Germany and Prussia blinked, so she knew German huh?... Not bad.
"ve~ you know Italian? How? I don't remember anyone connecting with your country, what about you Romano?" Italy, for the first time in a while, asked, Romano just grunted in response. "oh, Rome taught me... Well more like he taught my brother, the Italian language isn't spoken as often as it was when my brother was still alive. But the German is still alive because grandpa Germania taught me, although only I and a few of my comrades from my military speak it. Since most of the civilians from Vanilla are from Ritinstar, they don't pay much attention to my original peoples traditions and language..." she explained, drifting off. Italy and Romano lit up at the sound of their grandfathers name. "grandpa Rome! You knew grandpa Rome?" italy shouted in excitement.
Prussia raised a brow and stared at Spain, "Vanilla?"
The Spaniard just laughed, "it's the capital of Ritinstonia! Just like Berlin is Germany's, Rome is Romano and Venice is Ita-Chan's!~" he explained quickly. He turned to Riti and started poking her cheek, "so what did it mean chiquita?~" he asked, only to have Romano growl and slap his hand away. "it was probably Ritinstonian for idiot" he growled, Spain whined about Romano bring so mean to him.
Riti stared at him in surprise, "h-how did you know?" she asked him, before coughing and covering it with a napkin. Romano stared at her, blushing a little before looking down, "t-the girl I used to know often called Spain an idiot and stuff, s-so I know a little.. Shut up it's perfectly natural for me to know!" he shouted, Spain just laughed and patted Romano's head, "what ever you say Roma~" Spain then pulled on Romano's stray hair, causing him to blush and scream "Ch-Chigi!"
Riti heard and soon entered MamaMode. She turned around, pimp slapping his hand away and head-butted Spain, who cried upon impact. Riti smiled and gave Romano a semi-hug, resting his head on her chest as she patted his head. "there there Roma~ the bad man is hurt now~" she cooed.
Prussia had burst out laughing at his friend, while Germany went to go get some pain killers in case. Italy was at his side in seconds, patting his head and throwing in little 'Ve' noises.
"it's not funny Gil, Me Duele muy mal" he cried, Italy just smiled and continued to pat his head, "ve~ don't be mad at her Big brother, she's just sick so she's acting a little different" he explained. At that moment Germany came back and asked Spain if he was alright, once he received the OK, he just sat back Down an took a sip of his drink.
Riti, who had long since ignored what was happening, was laying on the floor sleeping next to Romano. "sick? When did she get sick?" Spain asked, suddenly concerned. As Italy explained what had happened, Germany sighed and picked up the small girl, blushing lightly when she muttered something about Germans being extremely sexy.
Germany carried Riti off towards the room she was staying in. Prussia watched, before turning towards Spain. 'hmm, The midget did mutter something about getting Romano and Spain together... Let's see if I can speed things along' he thought, smirking to himself as he walked to Romano, kneeling down to meet the small, sleeping Italian.
"oh Romano, why are you so cute?" he said, loud enough for Spain and Italy to hear. They both turned him and blinked in confusion, The Prussia smirked and stroked Romano's hair softly, chuckling as the Italian moaned and cuddled closer to him, thinking He was Ritinstonia.
Spain frowned, "that's not fair, he Never does that when I'm stroking his hair, he would usually wake up and head butt me" the Spanish man whined. Italy just giggled, watching as his brother curled like a little kitten around the Prussian's legs.
Prussia then rolled his eyes, "well duh, you were just un-awesome a while ago! When the dwarf enters Mama-Mode, you never mess. Besides, Romano here seems quite fond of her" the albino said, patting Romano's surprisingly soft cheeks. "wow! His cheeks are so soft!"
Spain twitched and couldn't help but slap his friends hand away, "please, don't be like Francis and start touching up Romano" he warned, picking up the Italian in his arms and holding him close. Prussia just smiled and rolled his blood red eyes at him, "whatever"
Italy watched as the two began to chat, he sighed, then got up and left to go find Germany.
Prussia sighed, watching as Italy left, before sadly, looking at his Spanish friend, who was beaming with Pride as his ex servant cuddled up to him, thinking he was Ritinstonia. "hey Antonio.." he began, looking at the floor.
Antonio looked up and tilted his head, "Si Gil?"
Said Prussian reached into his pocket and took out a small piece of paper, handling it to his Spanish friend. "what the hell does this mean?"
Spain took the paper and read the sloppy, Spanish writing. Raising a brow in confusion at him "yo desuero asear como ti. . . Asiendo tan fuerte como ti. . .? Um Gil? Why do you have this?" he asked. Gilbert frowned, not liking that he had to just sit there and explain himself, "well, Riti said it to me while she was asleep and holding my hand earlier, so are you going to explain it to me or not?" he growled.
Antonio couldn't help but laugh, "Si Si lo siento mi amigo, alright, it says 'I long to be like you, to be as strong as you', and here I though she hated you!" he shouted happily, laughing.
Gilbert frowned, before sighing and rubbing his temples, this girl was going to be the death of him. "she does, she hates my guts man. But when she's sick she suddenly starts clinging onto me... It's really stressing..." he muttered.
Spain frowned, not liking the way his friend was acting. "Gil... You should tell her... About what REALLY happened all those years ago. She'll understand I'm sure" Spain had long since known about the events that occurred during his albino friend's pirate era. And he had recently found out that the girl from all those ages ago, was Riti.
Prussia frowned, "I cant, and even if I did, she'll either hate me even more, kill me... Or never speak to me again..." he said, looking down at the floor. He had always thought about her for years, ever since the day they met face to face. He hadn't thought that she'd still be able to smile and be all giggly, he would have expected her to be like Belarus.
In a way you could say he's glad she's the way she is, it makes it less harder to feel guilty. She was just too complicated. That's what she was. Complicated. Difficult. Blunt. Rude. Stubborn. Obnoxious. Complex. Hot-Headed. Fickle. And just. Plain. Annoying.
Yet... He felt bad...
And no one is allowed to make the awesomeness that is the awesome Prussia feel bad!
She may not remember it but, Prussia and her met WAY before he 'invaded' her. She was young at the time. Er, she was younger, but not like a small small child.
He had mistaken her for a boy back then...
Prussia remembers, he remembers clearly, he had written about her in one of his journals, about how girly she was, how kind and innocent (she feels less innocent now-a-days, since she's adapted that evil aura from that asshole Russia)
He even still has her first attempt at drawing him. It was hidden, in one of his many journals. He also remembers introducing beer to her, ahh beer. He needs some right now. Maybe he could-
"Gil, you will never know unless you ask" Spain said, taking him out of his thoughts. Gilbert stared at him and sighed, he wasn't planning on telling her. Ever. He couldn't, damn, why were women so damn difficult? It fucked with his ego. Thats right! I find you women difficult! *points to female readers*
"I'm not telling her, it's better if she hates me when she's healthy and loves me when she's sick. I've had to literally find a way to make myself feel comfortable around this chick, you know how awkward I get around women! I get shy! And that's not awesome! Except Hungary, but then again she's practically a man"
Spain just rolled his eyes and sighed, feeling pity towards the poor sick child. If we could even call her a child. "well, I guess I better be going, Remember amigo, you have to tell her the truth at some point" the Spaniard told his friend, before biding farewell and picking up the sleeping Italian.
Prussia had gotten up to walk Spain to the door, the prussian was even kind enough to open the door for him, because he was awesome like that. Spain thanked him but before he left, he turned to Prussia and asked, "hey amigo, if Riti sneaked into your room to sleep next to you while you were sleeping, what would you do?"
Prussia raised a brow, and thought about it. What would he do? "well, I'd probably freak out and ask the little creeper why she snuck onto my bed. I mean, I know I'm sexy and all, but I need my awesome beauty sleep. Why are you asking me random questions?"
"Question, amigo, I only asked one"
Holy shit! Mind fuck! Since when has Spain ever powned someone? OMG IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Spain just smiled and chuckled "well, when she slept over my house, she snuck into my room in the middle of night, but it wasnt because she was being a creeper. She was kind of like sleep walking. Apparently she gets pretty cold at night, especially all alone, so if she knows or senses someone else's heat, she'll sneak into their bed to sleep next to them to get warm" the Spaniard explained, laughing as his friend gave him a weird look.
"what the fuck?" was all the albino could say at the moment. I mean don't lie, y'all were thinking the same thing XD
Spain just smiled, "don't worry, if you don't want her in your room then close the door, though she'll probably go to Ludwig's room anyways"
At this Prussia's eye twitched.
(Seriously, it twitched. It was creepy! I'm ganna shut up now...)
"and why the hell would she go to his room before my awesome one? I mean Luddy is friggen awesome because he's related to me, but other then that, I'm the awesomest I'm this house!"
Spain just rolled his eyes, "of course, well isn't it obvious amigo?, besides the obvious fact why she'll go to LUDWIG'S room? Anyways, she'll probably head there first because Italy is in there and it's probably warmer" when Prussia didn't get why he had emphasized his Brother's name, Spain mentally face Palmed himself, "oh Gil, I'll explain it to you when your older" Antonio said, leaving in a fit of laughter as his albino friend cussed at him from the door frame.
Prussia kissed his teeth and slammed the door hard. Sometimes his friends are so confusing... And annoying...
(-_-' seriously Prussia?)
Ludwig had come in at the Time and began to scold Prussia about not making loud noises at this time of night. After the scolding, which Prussia had purpose ignored, he headed for the kitchen to get a drink, his brother was following behind. "say Bruder, are you going to sleep with your door open tonight?"
At this question, Prussia froze and turned to his brother, "why do you ask?" just like Spain...
Ludwig blushed and scratched the back of his head. His sexy and normally pulled back hair was messy and down. He was wearing the red boxers Italy had given him for Christmas that one time and had on his black muscles shirt, showing off his amazing arms and legs. (author dies of blood loss)
"well, I just wanted to know in case, since my door will be open" he replied.
Prussia thought about it, should he leave the door open? Should he allow this chick into his bed? Sure. I mean his brother's bed ain't big enough for the three of them. And he's awesomely kind enough to allow her the awesome pleasure of witnessing his amazing body, *winks At readers* "yea, I was planning on leaving the door open, why?"
Ludwig just nodded, but looked a bit concerned, "just, please be careful" he mumbled, before leaving the room.
Prussia raised a brow, why would he need to be careful? Unless this chicks a rapist, which, he knew she wasn't because she couldn't rape anyone if it meant her life. He would know, it's written all over her face.
Prussia had just shrugged it off, got his drink and headed for his room.
-000-
Later that night, Prussia turned and jumped when he felt something cold against him, causing him to jerk awake form his amazing dream of beer. He growled and got ready to snap at whoever it was for ruining his awesome sleep, but stopped when he saw Riti sleeping next to him, shivering a bit. Ok, this was kind of weird.
The Prussian reached out to touch her hand and nearly screeched, the damn child was freezing! Prussia sighed, and being a gentlemen that he always tries to be, he got up out of bed and headed to get an extra blanket.
It wasn't because he was only wearing boxers that made him get the extra blanket, it was the fact that he had a thin sheet, since it was always well heated in his room.
When Prussia came back he saw Riti standing next to the bed. "hey kid? What the hell-" he stopped speaking when she walked past him and out into the halls. She was sleep walking.
Prussia threw the blanket on his bed before heading to find her.
He then spotted her heading to his brothers room. The albino sighed and went to pick her up just as she reached for the door knob. Again, she was going to be the death of him. Strangely enough, the girl clung to him. Wrapping her arms around his neck an her legs around his waist, Prussia tried not to blush, or scream because her hands and feet were ice cold. He headed towards his room, upon opening the door Riti mumbled something about a cookie and revenge.
Prussia had to wonder why she would want to get revenge for a cookie, before gently setting the smaller nation onto his bed, he crawled in himself and wrapped them both in the thick blanket and the thin one. Riti soon snuggled closer to Prussia, as he tried hard not to scream, "you are one lucky chick" he mumbled. "not everyone has the awesome pleasure of getting to sleep with the awesome me"
Prussia could have sworn he saw her smile a few seconds ago. He just shrugged and allowed the smaller girl to snuggle closer. He was drifting off to sleep, until he thought he heard her say something. He ignored it and fell asleep.
". . . Thank you Prussia. . ."
-0000-
It had been a whole week since Riti had first gotten sick, and for that whole week she's been staying close to Prussia, never leaving his side. He didn't seem to mind, he was actually starting to enjoy her presence.
They had pulled a couple of pranks on Austria, which she protested to. They had pulled a few on Italy and Germany, and had gone bird watching. He had showed her his old soldier uniform and even paintings of his old boss, or 'old Fritz' as he would call him.
He had even showed her his diary collection and his blog. And yes, his blog is awesome. But unfortunately, he has to now update on his iPhone since he accidentally spilled ice-cream all over his new laptop. They were even going to go Trollin' at the mall, but Germany had told them that it'll only make Riti even sicker.
Currently, Prussia was in the living room telling Riti about his awesome adventures in the great wars and about the time Hungary thought she was a boy.
All in which, made it awesome blackmail material for her. (insert evil laugh here)
The smaller nation hung to his every word as he read from one of his diaries. Ludwig was out with Italy and Japan, they had gone out to buy groceries for dinner without making any breakfast and Riti and Prussia were both too lazy to cook anything.
Screw it! They were too Epic and Awesome to cook anyways!
"I was such a cute kid" the Prussian said, Riti just giggled and nodded, "I'm sure you were love, I'm sure you were". She listened as he continued to speak, Suddenly the door bell rang, scaring the crap out of Riti, causing her to jump and create a mini cocoon of herself using the blankets she held. Prussia rolled his eyes and stood up to answer the door.
Upon opening the door, The Prussian was surprised to find a small girl with aurburn hair, standing with Canada.
He knew it was Canada, his awesomeness could never forget him, since they were kind of friends, in a weird kind of way. And the bitch made some good pancakes.
"hey Canada, what's up?" he asked. Canada smiled brightly and responded that he was fine. Prussia then turned to the smaller girl and raised a brow, "who are you?"
Canada couldn't help but giggle, he didn't want to be rude, but he was so happy that for once, he wasn't the one being asked who he was. The small girl smiled, "I'm Greenland" she said, in a high voice.
Riti, who had heard her brother's and her best friend's voice, crept up behind Prussia, after taking a peek from behind the silverette, she smiled brightly and held out her hand. "Frère! Greenie! Hi!" she greeted. She let go of Prussia's hand and left to hug Greenland and Canada. "why are you here?"
Canada smiled, "we wanted to check up on you, and to see if Prussia was still alive and that Germany was still walking" he explained, before handing Prussia a little gift bag. "here, because you always complain a he'd been holding. "I remembered how your always complaining about Germany's pancakes not tasting as good so I thought I'd give you some of the natural stuff rather then the processed ones" he explained, blushing slightly.
Prussia smiled and opened the gift, his smile broadened when he saw his gift, a golden bottle containing his favorite sweet substance. "Maple Fuckingp Syrup! Canada your so fucking awesome as always!" he shouted happily, hugging Canada brightly, the Canadian blushed a little darker, giggling a little before hugging back.
Riti smiled. Aww! Romance~
"since Germany left and we're too lazy to make breakfast, I demand YOU make it Canada! Pancakes!" the Prussian shouted happily, holding the bottle up as if it were a gold medal. Canada sighed and rolled his eyes, before he and Greenland walked into the house.
Canada headed straight for the kitchen as Riti, prussia and Greenland all sat down at the dinning room table. Greenland was wearing a red, punk-style bunny hoodie complete with ears and everything, and some simple jeans. Canada was wearing a Toronto maple leaf's hood and matching shoes and hat. While they were dressed so cool, Riti and Prussia were both dressed in a black shirt and red shorts. (the shirt looking like a dress on Riti and the shorts were below her kneecaps)
"so, are you feeling Better?" Greenland asked as her friend leaned her head against the albino's shoulder. "yea! And Prussia's been taking care of me!" Riti responded.
Canada then raised a brow, "what about Germany? Let me guess you sneak into his room and sleep in his bed right?" he asked in his soft voice, stirring a bowl with all the ingredients for pancakes in it.
Riti shook her head, "nope! I've been with Frère Prussia~!" she said happily, and kind of air headed like. Just like Italy. Greenland and Canada exchanged looks, before Canada went back into the kitchen to finish the pancakes. "oh! Finland wanted to ask if he's still helping you with your SnowDay festival" Greenland asked.
"SnowDay What?" the albino asked, Greenland smiled, "It's Ritinstonia's version of Christmas" she explained, turning her attention back to her friend. Riti just smiled and nodded, enjoying the sexy smell of pancakes in the air. "ja! Just tell cutie Finland that I said he can come over as soon as we all begin getting ready!~"
Greenland raised a brow "why are you talking like that?..." she asked, slowly backing away, a little frightened. She would usually talk like that before she destroyed something. Prussia, not liking that he was being ignored, began to laugh "hey! Wanna see something stupid?" he asked the other nation. Without waiting for an answer, Prussia poked Riti's cheek, laughing as she made a soft 'Deeeeee...' noise. He then pushed her lightly until she easily laid her head onto the table. "Kesesesese! She's so weird!"
Greenland didn't say anything, and Riti just giggled. Soon Canada called out that the pancakes will be done in a minute, causing Riti to sit up and squeal "yay! Let's count down! Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Fünf! Sechs! Seiben! Acht! Neun..." she suddenly drifted off and laid her head down on the table, she slept for a while, before waking up and pouting. "I miss grandpa..."
"you mean mr. Awaenia?" Greenland asked, knowing about Riti's brother and her grandfather. Riti then sat up and glared at her, "Fuck no. That bitch can kiss my ass for all I care" she deadpanned, "I meant Germania... I miss him..." she said sadly, before banging her head on the table. Greenland and Prussia just blinked at her, exchanging weird glances before staring back at her.
Canada called for Prussia to help him out, and so, being the awesomeness that he is, he went to help out. Greenland stared at Riti, "so! How has your week with Germany been?" she asked, Riti just smiled lazily, resting her chin on the table, "its been epic hanging out with My cutie Germany, but I've been hanging out more with Prussia~"
"but I thought you liked Germany"
"I do I love him lots, but I like hanging out with Prussia and sleeping with him"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...you do know how wrong that sounded, right?"
"..."
"..."
"...Deeee..."
"your so weird."
"your face..."
At that moment Prussia came in all smily, "look what fucking awesome god brought you awesome pancakes bitches!" he shouted happily, handing Greenland a plate. Riti sat up as Canada placed a plate in front of her, giving her an affectionate kiss on one cheek, before moving to kiss the next, "Bon appetite Riti" he said, smiling as he sat down next to Greenland. Riti smiled and made a 'Nyum!' noise as she ate.
"what the hell was that for?" Prussia asked, already stuffing his face with fluffy goodness also known as pancakes! His stack being the biggest out of all of them.
Canada smiled, "I like giving my little sister kisses, that and if I gave her only one she'd go on a fit about it not being symmetrical" he explained, Digging into his pancakes. Prussia raised a brow and turned to Riti, who was asleep on the table and her plate was already empty.
Prussia nearly choked on his pancakes. ok, he knew she finished her food fast, but this was crazy. "what the hell? She's never finished food That fucking fast before!" the Prussian screeched. "oh! She's getting better! She'll be back to normal in no time!" Canada said, happily.
Then him and Greenland started talking about the stupid things she used to do. Greenland telling Canada about the prank she pulled on her and Denmark. "she's evil!" Greenland stated, shivering at the thought of tarantulas the size of Canada's palm. Canada and prussia laughed, he couldn't help but laugh, that was his sister alright.
While the two talked of random things, like Greenland trying to throw rocks at an annoying white bird she met once, neither of them noticed Prussia looking down at a sleeping Riti.
Said Prussian frowned, he wasn't too fond of having her yell and cuss at him. He didn't want to admit it but it was fun having her around, and Gilbird loved her. They would blog together, listen to some music and he had even taught her how to use some of the awesome devices he has. hell he even taught her how to Duggy.
Once everyone had finished, they cleaned up and headed for the living room, Canada held Riti and carried her to the living room to lay her down on the couch. Just then Germany, Italy and Japan came back. They were a bit shocked to see America and an unknown person with Prussia and an unconscious Riti. "I-I-I'm Canada!" the Canadian whined.
Greenland nodded and smiled, "I'm Greeblad, from before" after the introductions were finished, Germany had carried Riti to his bedroom, (since it was the closest) and offered his newfound guest some tea.
"ve~ your Riti's brother?" Italy asked the blond, drowning his tea down.
Canada shook his head a little, "I'm her ex-brother. Ever since she got her independence, I'm no longer considered her brother, yet she still calls me brother" he explained. Italy just stared at him, making little 've' sounds before grabbing a little cupcake that japan had offered. While every one talked, Germany noticed Prussia leaning at the doorframe, arms crossed and just staring off into the distance. He was a little concerned about Prussia, he seemed quiet. Too quiet. "ve~ when do you think Riti will get better?" Italy asked, braking the silence.
Canada smiled at him "don't worry, she's been sick for a week now so I'm sure that in a few hours, she'll get better and be back to normal... Although, she never seems to remember anything that happened while she was sick once she gets better" he said, raising a hand to his chin. Italy just tilted his head in confusion, "ve?"
Greenland and Japan were busy having their own, random conversation about... Bunnies and animals? WTF?
Germany turned to his brother, and sighed. "Bruder whats wrong? You haven't said anything since we arrived" Prussia just stared at his concerned brother, before sighing and turning to look away. Maybe he should tell his brother. Tell him everything, and then tell him that he didn't want Riti to get better, he knows it seems selfish to want that but he can't help it. "it's just that-"
"I see cupcakes"
They all turned around to see Riti making her way towards them. She looked happy and healthier, and so full of energy. She placed a hand on her hip and raised her free hand "YO! Whats up?" she asked, her soft, sweet and Italy-like personality was gone and nowhere to be found.
She smiled and reached out for a cupcake and sat down next to Germany. Prussia stared at her, before leaving the room. Causing all of them to watch him in confusion. "what the hells wrong with him?" she asked, biting into her cupcake. Italy just shrugged his shoulders, before glomping Riti to the floor. "ve~ I'm so glad your feeling well now! Common! Let's go play!" he insisted, grabbing her hand and heading for the door.
Germany growled and smacked Italy in the back of the head. "nein! She just got better and your going to take her to get sick again?" he scolded.
Riti blinked, "I was sick? Wait. Did I keep saying I was dying?" she asked, Germany and Italy both stared at her, while Canada sighed and excused himself. He explained everything again, especially about how she forgets what happened during the time she was sick, kind of like having a split personality. Again. Matthew then blushed a little and asked Germany to kindly give back her original clothes. Germany nodded and went to retrieve them.
Italy just stared at Riti, before sitting down and smiling when she patted his head like she would to Romano. "so.. I've been sick this whole week? And I've been with Germany? Whose brilliant idea was this?" she asked, finishing her cupcake.
Canada smiled and pointed at himself. Riti stared at him, before bluntly saying, "I love you so much right now bro" Canada giggled and just nodded. Riti was petting Italy's head as Germany soon walked in, Prussia following behind him.
The albino crossed his arms and stared at her as she blushed and smiled brightly at his brother. He didn't know why but he felt a small pang of anger hit him. Prussia sighed and pulled on his usual mask. "Kesesesese! So we're finally getting rid of this midget? Thank god! She's been tampering with my awesomeness"
Germany stared at him, wondering if he was alright. Riti just raised a brow and glared at him, Prussia half heartedly glared back, not knowing why it hurt him. What the hell is wrong with him? Maybe he's sick... Hahahahaha! Imagine that! The great and almighty awesome Prussia! Sick! Hilarious! As if.
"well! I'm ganna go and change, I'll be right back!" she said, happily humming to herself as she exited the room.
Prussia just watched her go. Not liking the sinking feeling he was getting.
Oh well, it was fun knowing she was his bitch for a whole week.
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Riti, Canada and Greenland all said their good byes and thank them for their care and hospitality. Riti literally took this opportunity to kiss Japan and Italy on the Cheek. She laughed as Japan face flushed, and like the ninja she was, she was able to kiss Germanys sexy cheeks as well. (ok, so she had to stand on a chair... Big deal) but that didn't matter!... At the moment!
Germany blushed and Riti couldn't help but giggle. Before she left though, she felt a strange nagging in the back of her mind. Stopping at the door frame, she looked over and saw prussia looking as unamused as alway. Then, without warning, Riti ran and tackled Prussia to the ground hard. As he laid on his back he growled, "hey! What the fuc-"
Riti cut him off by kissing his cheek, smacking him in the back of the head and running off. Sure, she may hate the guy with all her heart but she was polite enough to thank him for his hospitality. She ran off, pulling a surprised and highly confused Canadian and Greenlander along.
She left Epicly, in case your all wounding. That's right, she left with Epicness~
Prussia stared at the door, confused. What The Fuck just happened? She just kissed his cheek. SHE. kissed. HIS. cheek... The Frig? oh my god is it December 24, 2012 already?
"ve~ Bruder Prussia is blushing!" Italy shouted happily, kneeling down to poke Prussia's cheeks, Prussia blinked a few times, before turning towards Germany, "what the fuck just happen west?"
Germany just shrugged, "maybe she's starting to grow on you, or it could have been a small gesture of appreciation and gratitude. You never know" he said, walking towards the other room.
Prussia blinked, he couldn't help a small smile, maybe hanging out with her wasn't such a bad idea...
-End Of Chapter 13-
History:
I'm not even sure if this is considered history but I guess the readers have a right to know:
1714: Ritinstonian Guards kill trespassers and criminals who dared step foot in the land. (Aprx. 300,096 people from 1714-1740) without mercy. Resulting in a ton of bloodshed and thousands of dead bodies now piled up on the ocean floor.
German Numbers:
1 = Eins
2 = Zwei
3 = Drei
4 = Vier
5 = Fünf
6 = Sechs
7 = Sieben
8 = Acht
9 = Neun
10 = Zehn
When Riti counted, she misses 10.
Prussia is a former state in Northern Europe: he became a military power in the 18th century and in 1871 led the formation of the German empire; formally abolished as an administrative unit in 1947.
Lol! FunFact!:
Worldwide the French are the most sexually active, having sex as they do 137 times a year. It's friggen true!
Translations:
Spanish:
Me Duele: damn... It's hard to explain, but I'll try my best, me is pronounced (Meh) duele is pronounced (Doo-Weh-Leh) me duele is translated as It "it hurt(s) me", but now-a-days it can be used as "you hurt me" or "you make me hurt" or you can also use it as "I hurt"
Me Duele Muy mal: I hurt real bad.
Or
It hurts me real bad
German:
Danke: thank you
Mein Libel: my love
Italian:
Mio Bambina: my child. (Bambina is Feminine, it's used for little girls) :3
French:
Frére: Brother. (I'm not sure if I Spelt it correctly)
December 25, 2012: apparently this is said to be the day the world explodes. Or bursts into flames.. Or.. Has the sun set us on fire... I dunno dudes. I dunno...
Author's Note:
Lol I mind-fucked people! I made Prussia call Spain Antonio, when y'all least expected! XD I'm so mean.. Anyways... Damn, this is one long ass chapter! Please forgive the long wait! But I hope y'all enjoyed it! I wanted to make it Epic so I had to keep re editing it and I ended up adding some things. By the way how are people liking Greenland? Is she not cute! she's adorable! 'Squeeeee...'
I've been listening to Prussia's songs, looking at Prussia's pictures, and even began reading his blog (yes, he has a blog and it is fucking funny) because I wanted to like him better so I didn't have to write about him and hate him and write about making him suffer. But non if that bull worked.. And I still hated him.. Until my friend (Who is just like Greenland) showed me a little of Prussia's personality, his likes and dislikes and how he really feels and is.
Now, I seemed to have liked him quite a bit, not a lot but.. Ok.. I just... I bloody hate his guts less now ok? Geez the things this albino does to us fans! I'll make sure to give him to rabid fangirls so they devour him whole.
Prussia: what? No! My Awesomenesss!
Ritinstonia: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyways next chapter involves a Certain blond with bright blue eyes and sexy super human strength! admit it... He's hot.