Chapter 14 - Unlucky first puzzle
"Wheel! Of! Fortune!" the crowd chanted, before they began to clap.
Wakko and his opponents were clapping as well. Well, Except for Baloney, who's arms were so short he couldn't clap.
"And Now, here's our hosts, Pat Sajak and Vanna White!" Said the announcer.
Then Pat and Vanna Walked out together. They seperated and Vanna went to the puzzle board while Pat went to the wheel.
"Welcome to Wheel everybody, We're about to start our game, but first we're going to meet the contestants. First, we've got Baloney, from, if I can read my cards right, school. Well, Baloney, can you tell us a little about yourself?" Asked Pat
"Hi! I'm Baloney and..." Baloney got cut off
"Oh that's nice!" Pat didn't want Baloney to go on and on "And next we have a real swell guy named Wakko Warner, From Burbank, California, How's it going, Wakko?" asked Pat
"I'm fine, Pat, how are you?" Wakko Replied
"I'm great, So it says on my card that you live at the Warner bros Studios with your Brother and sister, how is that?"
"Well, we live in the water tower."
"Oh...Ok. A 7 year old who lives in a water tower. Nothing neglectful about that. And finally, we have Barbara Nickson, A very talented, beautiful woman."
"Thank you, Patrick...can I call you Patrick?" asked Barbie, fluttering her eyes at the somewhat attractive Gameshow host
"Oh...Absolutely." Said Pat, smiling back at the cougar lady.
"Ok Patrick...If I could make a puzzle, i'd put U & I together." Barbie fluttered her eyes.
Pat shook his head back into position and into play.
"Ok, let's get this game underway, now you know the rules, you spin the wheel, you buy the vowels and you solve the puzzle. But also, Don't forget, we're live!"
The audience cheered.
"And since it's our special December 24th episode, We didn't tell anyone before, but there is a million dollar prize available in our bonus round, all you have to do is pick the right envelope!"
The audience clapped even louder. Wakko got even more excited, as this might be a chance for him to collect $1,000,000
"Our first category is...Thing."
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"And we drew numbers in back to determine who gets to go first, and Baloney you drew No. 1."
"I am Number 1! Stupendous!" He said
"Great, now spin the wheel." Said Pat
Baloney slowly reached over and tried to reach the wheel with his stubby arms. Pat then just spun the wheel for him.
"Oh, goody! goody!" Said Baloney
The wheel landed on 250$.
"Ok, what letter would you like?" asked Pat
Baloney just stood there and thought.
"I?" asked Baloney
"No, Baloney, I is a Vowel." Said Pat
"No it isn't! I'll tell ya what it is!" Said Baloney
Baloney burst out into his "Imagine" song.
I is for imagine, M is for me!
A is for the letter A, G is for Gee
I is for Imagine, N is for Nice
E is for Egad, I said Imagine twice!
As Baloney's song ended, The buzzer went.
"Oh, I'm sorry Baloney, you took too much time." Said Pat
"Oh, Darn!" Said Baloney
"Now, Wakko, it's your turn to spin the wheel." said Pat
Wakko reached over, and spun the wheel as hard as he could. It landed on 700.
"700, do you have a letter?" asked Pat
"Can I get an S?" asked Wakko
"Sure you can, there are a few S's in the puzzle." Said Pat
Vanna strutted across the board and lit up the letters.
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"You've got 1,400 Wakko, What are you gonna do?" asked Pat
"Pat, i'd like to buy a vowel!" Said Wakko, then turning to the camera "Right wheel this time!"
"Ok, what vowel would you like?" asked Pat.
"Let's buy the I." Said Wakko
"There is an I." Said Pat
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Baloney then spoke up.
"But I guessed I." Said Baloney
"Baloney, you have to buy your vowels." said Pat
Baloney stood there confused.
"Gosh Pat, I don't know what you're talking about!" said Baloney
"Well, that's not suprising." Barbie didn't hesitate to say.
"Well..." Without hesitation Pat turned to Wakko "Wakko, you've got 1,150 and it's your turn, what shall you do?" asked Pat
"I'll spin again." Said Wakko
Wakko spun the wheel until it landed on 550.
"Ok, what letter would you like?" asked Pat
"Um, an H?" asked Wakko
Sure, there are 2 H's." Said Pat
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in the seats, Yakko started getting nervous.
"Yakko, Vhy are you so nervous?" Asked Dr. Scratchnsniff
"If...If the next letter's what I think it is..." Said Yakko
"Yakko, Please do not embarrass Vakko here!" Said Dr. Scratchnsniff
Wakko spun the wheel again. Unfortunately, his luck ran out as the wheel landed on lose a turn.
"Lose a turn, sorry Wakko." Said Pat
"Oh, why me?" asked Wakko
"It happens. Now Barbie, can I call you barbie?" asked Pat
"You can call me whatever you like, you sly devil, you!" Barbie giggled
Pat began melting like butter.
"O-oh-oh ok, spin the wheel." Said Pat
Then Barbie leaned over in her Black dress jacket and half-buttoned Dress shirt, showing a large portion of cleavage.
"I...love...Barbie..." Yakko's tongue nearly fell out of his mouth with excitement.
Even Dr. Scratchnsniff was enticed by what he saw.
"Sheesh, What's the big deal about her? She's not cute like me!" Dot went into her cute mode.
Barbie spun the wheel. It landed on 600.
"What letter would you like?" asked Pat
"Let's have a T" Said Barbie
"Yes there are 2 Ti...I mean T's."
The puzzle lit up the bad word, but since Yakko was so busy flying down barbie's top in his mind, he really didn't notice.
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"Can I buy the A?" asked Barbie
"T and A? Oh boy..." Pat got even more excited.
Yakko snapped out of his trance just one second to say "I'm definitely late to say it, but good night, everybody!"
"Uh, yeah there is an A." Said Pat
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"And now the O?" asked Barbie
"2 Oooooh's." Said Pat, very well worked over by Barbie's body.
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"I'd like to solve." said Barbie
"Solve anytime you like." Said Pat
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