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A Short Side Story

Wario's World

Wario let out a long sigh. He didn't get a chance to cause any trouble when he went inside the cave. Instead, he got lost inside and couldn't find his way out. He walked through the halls, amazed of the amount of damage that the "war has caused." He suddenly remembered that he missed out on the great battle. "GAH‼‼‼" He screamed as he punched the hard, metal ground. He looked at the dent that he made on the floor. Wario's eyes widened as he saw the dent get bigger and deepen. "Oh...no..." He said to himself as the giant dent cracked up and broke apart. "AAAAAHHHHH!" He fell through the hole.

Wario opened his eyes and shook his head. He looked around and saw nothing but darkness. He gazed up and saw the giant hole above him. Wario got up and scratched his behind. He needed some light, to see where he was. He thought for a moment, and then grinned. He pulled out his motorcycle from who knows where and started to drive it. He drove at high speed through the underground world. Suddenly, he jumped off and threw his arms around the bike. He punched the ceiling with all his strength and broke off a huge chunk. A ray of light poured and destroyed the darkness. Wario looked around amazed. He….he was….in a different world??‼

The whole area was like some sort of tropical island! The ground, now that Wario's slow mind realized it, was sand! Palm trees sprouted out from the floor and a sweet coconut scent filled his nose. He noticed a small, lake in the corner. He grinned, a BIG grin and threw his hands up in the air.

"WWWOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO‼!"

Wario ran around and jumped in the sand. He climbed the trees and cracked coconuts on his head. He jumped in the lake, which turned out to be filled with salt water and ate the sweet coconut. He laughed and hollered as loud as he wanted . He shouted, "I SHALL CALL THIS, WARIO WORLD‼‼‼‼"

Suddenly, something caught Wario's eye. He turned and saw…..a lady? A lady in a hoola skirt and long black hair? Wario's eyes glowed, "hmmmmmm," He said as he trotted over to her. He went up to her and waved. She didn't move. Wario began dancing in circles around her. She didn't even flinch. Wario grew frustrated and kicked the lady. Suddenly, her head turned a full 360 and her jaw opened. Music started playing and she started……shaking her hips?!?

" A robot?" Wario said.

The robot lady began prancing and dancing around Wario. Suddenly, she grabbed Wario and threw him up in the air. "AAHH!" He screamed as he was about to hit the floor. The Robot lady grabbed his leg and spun his around. "AAAHHHHH!" Wario hollered.

Wario had to fight back! He grabbed the robot lady's neck and pulled with all his strength. POP! Her head fell to the floor. Her body continued to dance. Wario punched her arms and kicked at her legs. She broke apart and fell to the floor. Wario put his hands on his knees and panted. Boy was he pooped.

"NOBODY MESSES WITH THE WARIO‼‼" He laughed out loud. Suddenly, the robot lady's body popped open.

"Uh oh……" Wario whispered.

KABOOMMMMMM‼‼!

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Wario was on the floor, far away from the cave. He was near the giant shine, on the grass. He put his hand on his chest and felt no clothes on him. He got up and saw he was in his underwear‼! Wario was happy he escaped the bomb but was sad that Wario World was destroyed. He tearfully walked down the hill.

Suddenly, Wario jerked his head up and looked back at the cave. He then realized that Wario World was actually a artificial vacation that Ganon and Bowser made since they couldn't go to a REAL vacation.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH‼‼‼‼"