This story is so ridiculous it's not funny. I have come up with another random bout of drivel in my head and.. whelp... here it comes! This is AU, but will kind of stick to the current story line in ways. The character are pretty much OOC, because really, what do I know about the real Colby, Joseph, or Jonathan other than what is put on their TV characters. Yes, my character is pretty much the definition of Mary-Sue. If that bothers you, find another damn story! =D

A/N: SMUT!

I OWN NOTHING! I GET NOTHING EXCEPT FUN OUT OF WRITING THIS!

Mimi (Guest)- Thank you!

Calwitch- Our girl has a tough streak in her! And hell yeah, I would have too! Those men have asses like no other! I don't know if I should drool or be jealous haha.

Tatyasdias- I think those three could be very therapeutic for her!

Microspider- Hmm, that is an interesting idea! I didn't think about him. =3

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The boys were still asleep, finally on one of their days off again. I was sandwiched between Joe and Colby and Jon was spooning Colby. It was heaven, no denying that. I ran both hands through the longer hair of Joe and Colby, enjoying the coolness of the strands against my warm palms. As if on instinct, Colby pushed into my hand, making me grin. My eyes swept over his face. He looked so peaceful, a small smile on his open mouth as he snored softly. All traces of worry were gone. Joe was similar, but even in his sleep he looked angry, as if holding onto his angry persona. Jon was plain snoring loudly and it made me chuckle when Colby jumped slightly in his sleep.

"Morning baby girl."

I shivered as his husky voice filtered through the still air, turning to see his beautiful eyes pinned onto me.

"Hey, morning sleeping beauty," I murmured.

He quirked a brow and started to speak but I silenced him by kissing him roughly. Hearing his voice reminded me why I woke so early in the first place; the burning need and ache throbbing between my legs. He grabbed my leg and pulled me on top of him. Slipping my tongue into his mouth, I took the time to lick every crevasse while my fingers danced up his impossibly solid arms.

"Shower," he bit out between a kiss.

I made an agreeing noise as I slid off his lap, not letting go of his lips with mine. Finally we had to break apart, but he instantly attached to my back, his erection prodding my lower back teasingly. When he shut the door, I spun around and pulled at his tank top. He smirked and helped me pull it off, his hands working on my sleep shirt next. As his fingers removed the cloth, he attacked my neck.

"Hell Joseph," I whispered wantonly.

"Mmm baby, I love when you say my name," he growled, nipping my shoulder.

I wanted to tease him but he bit the spot that made my knees weak, stopping anything more than a moan from leaving my mouth.

"Shorts," he demanded.

I knew he meant mine, but I decided to play ignorant and slid my thumbs into his silk shorts, enjoying the feel of his erection brushing my thumb tips.

"Woman," he said scoldingly.

"Hush man," I cooed, "Let me enjoy you for a little bit."

As I dropped his shorts, I fell to my knees. Taking his huge cock in my palm, I slid my hand up and down the underside, pulling back to brush my thumb over the head. He took a deep shaking breath and grabbed my hair.

"Uh-uh," I said, pulling away, "Use your hands to only pull my hair from my face, I want to tease you at my speed. Just watch, enjoy my mouth on your cock baby."

He started to protest but when my lips covered his head, he simply groaned and pulled my hair back. My mouth stretched to accommodate his size and I eagerly let my tongue ring run along the underside as I bobbed back and forth.

"Fuck Samara, I am not going to put up with this for long baby girl, I don't do well taking orders," he growled.

I looked up and met his gaze, gently sucking and hollowing my cheeks as I teased his shaft with my tongue. His mouth dropped open as I kept his gaze, enjoying the look of passion and surprise in his gaze. While I knew he enjoyed this, I couldn't deny I was enjoying it as well. Almost nothing made me wetter than sucking a man's cock, more importantly, one of my lover's cocks. Suddenly I was yanked away with a snarl.

"Stay there," he demanded, "When I turn around, I was you naked."

I nodded with a smirk and licked my lips as he bent over to turn the water on. God he had a nice body, and an especially nice ass. I slipped my shorts and underwear off as he turned the water to the shower head.

"In," he ordered.

He held my hand as I stepped in. I couldn't help but gasp as the warm temperature. He smirked and climbed in behind me, pulling my back flush to him.

"You have a naughty mouth Samara," he whispered roughly into my ear, "I love it."

I shivered slightly as his hands ran up to cup my breasts.

"Damn baby, am I going crazy or are your boobs getting bigger?" he asked huskily.

Blushing, I shrugged.

"Maybe a bit," I replied, "Is that good?"

"I will love your body no matter if your boobs are small or huge," he murmured, "But right now, these are perfect in my hands."

His fingers tweaked my nipples and I lost my breath for a moment, letting a surprised moan out. My nipples and breasts were always sensitive, but this was new. He repeated his motions and I nearly cried in bliss, rocking back into his cock.

"Feel good baby girl?" he purred.

"Yes, so good," I answered in a raw tone.

He spun me around, making me groan until he dropped his head, sucking one peak into his mouth. His tongue lavished my sensitive nub while his hand copied on the other side. I felt as if a river was gushing from between my legs as the heat gathered painfully.

"You're so reactive beautiful," he moaned as he stood up.

I gasped in fear as he picked me up, clutching to him with a whine.

"I won't drop you baby," he promised, "Trust me."

Hesitantly, I nodded, wrapping my legs around his waist as he set me down against him, moaning as his dick pressed into my warmth. Everything was so sensitive, like my senses were in overdrive as he thrust into me. Our moans mixed and I kissed him hard. Hands roughly pulled at my hips as he drove his cock home, wrangling a yelp of satisfaction from me.

"Again, please!" I whimpered.

As I managed to part my eye lids and look at him my heart nearly stopped. His face was dark, passionate, as he licked his bottom lip and let out a low growl when he thrust again.

"Fuck," I cried, dragging my nails to his scalp, pulling on his hair.

"You. Are. So. Fucking. Beautiful." he snarled, thrust after thrust.

Every motion threw my body into overdrive. I couldn't help wiggling until he slammed into my cervix. Painful but blindingly pleasurable, I screamed as my climax struck. My legs locked around him, my nails likely made him bleed as he repeated the motion.

"Fuck me Leati please don't stop oh my god yes!"

Strings of curses and words poured out as I lost my mind and conscience.

"Shit baby girl, calm down or you're going to make me cum," he growled in his low voice.

"Cum daddy, I love feeling you cum," I panted as I began rolling my hips into his.

He let out a ragged moan and I leaned to his neck, biting gently.

"I can feel you daddy, so hard and wet inside me, cum with me again daddy, you're going to make m- me cu-cu-cum again," I begged as I felt the spark ignite again.

"Yes Samara, cum for me, fuck!"

Without much warning my body shook heavenly as waves shocked through me.

"Roar please, I want to hear it, l-like wh-when you-"

He apparently caught my meaning and suddenly slammed us roughly into the wall, releasing a nearly ear shattering roar as he emptied his seed. I whimpered as another small orgasm tore through me as he humped his last few pumps out.

"I thought the shower was for getting clean?"

I gasped and clung to Joseph as he started laughing, still breathless like me. Gently he sat me down and opened the curtain, showing a grinning Jon and Colby.

"Shower sex is now on the agenda every morning," Jon spoke, "You lucky son of a bitch."

Joseph smirked and pulled me under the water.

"Let us shower in peace horn dogs," Joseph ordered.

"Whatever," Jon sighed.

Colby grinned and I saw him eyeing my body, making me blush.

"We'll be out soon," I assured them.

"Unless I can convince her for round two," Joseph threw out with a chuckle.

With a grin I bit his arm, telling him 'down boy' as I grabbed a wash rag. Pouring soap onto it, I turned back and ran the cloth over his chest.

"How are you feeling?" he asked.

Giving him a bright smile, I said, "Pretty great actually."

"I meant after the other day," he said softly, reaching to push hair from my face.

I blushed and shrugged.

"No where near as bad as it was, it's fleeting sadness when I think certain thoughts but otherwise I'm doing much better," I said honestly, "You guys are making sure of that."

He chuckled and pulled me into a deep kiss.

"Joseph," I whispered as he pulled back, "I said down boy."

"I'm not trying to seduce you," he said laughingly.

"Well you're doing it anyway!" I scolded, slapping his back with the rag.

He grinned and brought his lips to mine again, erasing all fight from my mind. His fingers trailed down my neck and shoulders, finding my hands and lacing our fingers.

"You have five minutes before I throw ice water on your two!"

I grinned and chuckled as I pulled back from him.

"We better actually get clean," I murmured.

He groaned but took the washrag from me and began washing me off. He turned me around and his fingers deftly rubbed my back as he washed it off, making me groan.

"I will give you anything you want if you give me a full body massage," I joked.

"Might just have to babe," he said, slapping my butt suddenly, "Now wash your hair."

I gave him a smirk and stuck my tongue out before doing what was asked. I jumped out as he rinsed his hair and grabbed a towel, drying my hair fast then wrapping the towel around me.

"There's my cupcake!" Jonathan said, pulling me into a kiss.

"Good morning dork," I said with a laugh, "What has you so happy?"

"Just slept well, and I think you had something to do with that," he said winking.

"Have never slept as well as when you're with me," Colby added, popping up behind Jon.

Blushing I thanked them and headed to my suitcase. I picked out a white tshirt, white bra, black underwear, and jeans. I quickly dressed, embarrassed as they watched me the whole time.

"You ready for this?" Colby asked, looking a little worried.

"It's nothing big, really," I said, swallowing thickly.

"Your mouth says one thing but your eyes say you're frightened as fuck," Jon sighed.

I shrugged and let him pull me into a hug.

"You got this babe," he said soothingly, "Fuck with their minds like no other."

I gave them a smile and kissed them softly, hoping my nerves would calm down by the time I was brought to the commentator's desk.

…

"Just keep calm, you'll do fine. Remember, they're going to question who you are, why you're here. You're not to give more than your name and that you're here for a specific wrestler, no names. And feel free to comment your real thoughts on the personas," Stephanie said with a chuckle, "I heard about the speech you gave Layla."

I blanched and looked away, embarrassed.

"I'm sorry-"

"Hey, what goes on in personal lives is none of our concern unless it interferes with business. So spice up your commentary a bit, but keep it young teen friendly."

"Got it," I said, taking a deep breath.

I was clapped on the back and gasped, turning around in surprise to see none other than the Bella twins.

"Oh, hi," I said softly.

"You have guts," Nikki said, grinning.

"You are much prettier than she said," Brie added, "Don't let the sour grapes ruin your opinion of us all."

"I- uh- thanks," I murmured, "I'll try not to."

Stephanie's music played and we walked out, my chest heaving. As we stepped out, I put my game face on, prim and proper, looking over the crowd as if analyzing them. The cheers and boos were mixed evenly as we made it to the ring. She motioned me off and I headed to the table, sitting down next to JBL stiffly.

"Well well, who have we here?" Booker T asked.

I smiled and took the head set offered to me.

"Hello guys, I'm Amara," I said, "It's nice to meet you."

"Amara, you're the one we saw back stage with Hunter last Thursday, aren't you?" Michael asked.

I smiled and hmm'd in an agreeing tone.

"Oh shush Michael, Stephanie is talking!" JBL hushed him as he started to speak again.

A wide smile spread across my lips at their bantering. I always enjoyed listening to them on the TV, and to be sitting next to them with pretty dang great.

"You may have noticed we have a new addition to our family," she said, throwing me a tight smile, "Amara will be with us until further notice, to help with a small project. Onto more pressing matters! Last week, on Smackdown, there was a small issue between Randy Orton and Roman Reigns, which turned into a problem for our world heavy weight champion Seth. Tonight, we will rectify this problem. Roman Reigns and Randy Orton will be in a match against Seth Rollins and Kane, but to make sure a lesson is learned, this match is no disqualification!"

My heart clenched as I ground my teeth, not knowing this before. I trusted every man in the match, but so much could go wrong. No disqualification could include table, chairs, kendo sticks, everything! She left the stage and the Bella twins music plays.

"There are the girls!" JBL said.

"You know, this feud between the Bella's and Tamina and Naomi has grown into something major," Booker T said, "I'm wondering just when will these ladies feel validated?"

"Probably when Naomi has the belt," Michael said.

I frowned as the angry looking duo of Naomi and Tamina came out to the ring. I didn't know those girls personally but I hated their characters.

"Well Amara, what is your opinion?" Booker T asked.

"I honestly haven't kept up too much lately, but I think those two challengers have anger issues, but beyond that, they are insecure in their abilities so they feel they need to show off what they can do," I spoke honestly.

"Insecure about their abilities? What makes you say that?" JBL asked, looking shocked.

"They team up on the Bella's, similar to what the Bella's did to Paige actually. When someone is cornered with a threat and feels the need to prove their dominance, they will turn to underhanded and sneaky tactics to seem stronger and brighter, when in reality they're not."

"Strong words," Michael said.

"I have strong opinions," I said simply, sitting back and watching the match.

The Bellas managed to win, and after them was a Cena versus Rusev match. Then a tag team match with New Day against Cesaro and Tyson Kidd. At one point there was a promo of Seth and Kane discussing heatedly about the match. I finally paid attention.

"This is ridiculous, you know no DQ means they can do whatever they want too, right?!" Seth cried angrily.

"Obviously, that is the point. A no disqualification match will prove you are as resourceful as you claim. We all need a little heat to put our asses into gear," Kane said, a big smirk on his face.

I couldn't help a smile. While I hated Corporate Kane, there was still a beast hidden inside.

"This is the stupidest thing you've thought of since you decided it was a four way match at Payback!" Seth spat, turning with a scowl.

J and J had the nerve to glare at Kane before they walked away. I started to tune out again but I heard Neville's music blare.

"Introducing the man that gravity forgot, Neville!"

It took all my strength to control my inner fangirl, gripping my arm rests tightly. Then Sheamus' music blared. Holy hell. I was going to have a heart attack. Sheamus strutted out and I screwed my nose up at his facial hair, but pushed it aside as the match began. It was a back and forth until Sheamus got the upper hand and landed a big boot to the face. It was over with a three count and he preened as he circled the ring. When he and Neville left the ring, Randy's music started playing. Without realizing, I began mouthing the words with a large grin. I shut my mouth and leaned back, trying not to reveal any favoritism. After he got to the ring, I felt giddy as I realized Roman would be coming out next. Sure enough, his music began and the spot lights found him as he traveled down the audience staircase to the ring. As he passed, I almost smirked as I got a nice shot of his butt walking by. He did have such a nice ass. Then Kane came out, stoic as ever. Finally Seth's music played. I realized at this point I could show my interest slightly. I leaned forward and watched him, walking cocky but looking pissed. He and Kane glared at each other before the bell rang.