Marth's Curse Reeditized.
Okay ladies and gents. I don't own anything.
Alright, I did warn you that there may have been some things that would have ruffled your feathers. And now to answer a few FAQs (frequently asked questions) for all my anonymous viewers to see.
You're fifteen! Why are you having sex with Pikachu?
Because I'm a slut. Kidding... well... you don't care about a Pokemon's age when you shove them in the daycare with a ditto. Don't you?
You're breaking some crucial moral values.
Well... at least I made you think of them!
How does Martha *spoiler censor* in three days?
Magic! ... no seriously. That's what it is.
This chapter is dedicated to Souldin... he maybe non-violent, but he can still kick my ass.
"Souldin! Souldin you son of a..." Albino Pikachu yelled as he slammed the containment barrier.
"Language!" shouted Kitskunemiyake. The white Pikachu frowned and kicked the feminine boy who felt nothing.
"No one asked you."
"No one asked your mum!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"The same thing as the spot on ya face dawg!" The two began to attack each other while everyone in the barrier with them *especially Mr. Pichu* face palmed.
"You guys... we have to get out of here." PitFTW reasoned as she wrenched the two apart.
"Oh what's the point?" asked Mr. Pichu "I don't even care about Pikana's plane and what happens to our world"
"You don't care?" asked TheGreatRiachu "Then why are you here?"
"Hello! There's free nachos in her kitchen!"
"You do realise, the longer we stay here, the longer you're not going to get those nachos." Randomzzz stated
"... LET ME OUT OF HERE!"
Souldin shook his head and continued messing with the controls of the machine, his fingers darting around the keyboards. He was already late, Pikana and Pikachu had started a long time ago but it had taken too long to get Razcoolzle and Kellifer trapped so they couldn't interrupt his interference. He knew that the deed had to be done but if possible, he wanted for Martha and Roy to do it on their own, not for the act of love to be forced.
Souldin continued processing the right information to stop the machine outside, his usually calm face showing hints of worry as he tried to unlock the security of the system. He had to admit, that stupid babysitter Mr. Good was damn good with technology for a toad. He was working too slowly for his liking but he was getting closer to breaking the code.
Suddenly, he felt a disturbance. He stopped what he was doing and ducked, dodging the cane that was aimed for his head. Souldin rolled away from the scene and looked up to see CrazyAcorn looking down on him, tapping the cane in her hands.
"You know... I really don't want to hurt you. You're actually sane and you have a really sexy accent. I love British accents you know." CrazyAcorn said as she grinned.
"SCREW THE ACCENTS! I WANT MY NACHOS!" screamed Albino Pikachu.
"ME TOO! BRING THE BACON AS WELL!" Mr. Pichu shouted. Souldin and CrazyAcorn stared for a second before looking at each other. The other authors were silenced as the blonde and the greenette looked at each other.
"Thank you," the green haired elder said as he got up. After a short minute of silence and seeing the fox woman do nothing, he stepped forward only to be stopped by the cane going for his body. "Would you mind letting me pass? Your compliments aren't going to dissuade me from stopping this now."
"I don't think so grandpa..." CrazyAcorn said. The other authors in the background began laughing at the insult while Souldin gritted his teeth. "We've worked too hard to plan this and I don't want everything to come crumbling down."
"Well excuse me, but lady, you have moral issues." Souldin said in his usual calm tone, "If you would please let me explain..."
"Explain nothing. We know what you want to do." Her blue eyes narrowed
"Well then you would know why I can't..."
"Can't what? Let us do this? People are getting hurt out there in the real world and you're worried about two people who barely impact your life?"
"It's no different! It's still wrong! Why can't you see that?"
The blonde fox snarled and clutched the side of her head, her eyes unfocused for a split second. Before anyone could ask what was wrong, the antro suddenly snarled and lunged savagely at the other author. Souldin spun out of the way and skidded on the floor again, knocking over a small pot plant.
"She's not coming out!" screamed the usually docile... on occasion... fangirl, "You will not stop our plans! You hear me!"
"Wait a second... I don't want to stop..." started Souldin before he noted a flash of green in CrazyAcorn's eyes. The next second, he was flying over to the side as CrazyAcorn sent a kick over to his direction.
"Hey! What was that..." Souldin started before jumping back behind the couch as CrazyAcorn threw a knife at him from seemingly nowhere. The green haired author couldn't help but defend himself as he picked up a chair and blocked the cane from whipping him on the head.
"I was afraid this was going to happen..."
"What's wrong Velcoraptor Girl?" asked PitFTW. The dinosaur woman sighed before looking at where Souldin was dodging the mad swingings of the fox.
"It's CrazyAcorn's second side... her name is Jester. She's most screwed up bitch in the world; she's in love with the Joker, his ex-assistant before he got Harley Quinn and she's completely insane. Usually, CrazyAcorn can't become her unless she's in her human form but with the recent crumblings of the dimensions, Jester is able to take over when Crazy is... well... crazy. She's going to lose every single aspect of her sanity" The velcoraptor stated as she watched Souldin jump onto the coffee table as Jester swung the cane around.
"There's not much to lose then." Kitskune commented
"I have thirty on Souldin... going once... going twice..." said Razcoolzle, taking out a few precious stones and placing them on the floor. TheGreatRiachu threw a few dollars on the floor and pretty soon, all the authors that were trapped were making bets.
And before you ask, no, this did not help Souldin. In fact, it made the calm author even more irritated as he fought against the psychopath. He couldn't ask for help or set them free because... well... they probably wouldn't help him any way.
Souldin ducked and then came up for a surprise attack. Jester staggered back when he slammed his fist into her shoulder but she backflipped and bounced off the wall, kicking Souldin directly in the face.
"Come on old man... I want you to scream for me. I want you to hurt! I want to see chaos!" screamed Jester as she used her athletic abilities to flip over Souldin and kick him in the chest. Souldin gave another groan and managed to catch Jester's flying punch before flipping her over, smashing her on the coffee table.
Blows, kicks and punches were exchanged (mostly coming from Jester) and the house of Pikana was destroyed.
Souldin was panting. Somehow during the fight, he managed to pin Jester to the wall. Jester continuously struggled but Souldin managed to keep her down.
"Oh my gosh! It's rape!" said KitskuneMiyake getting hit by the other guys. "Why does hitting me have to be the running gag?"
"Shut up!"
"Now do you see why we can't let this fail?" Souldin snapped his head back to see CrazyAcorn staring at him. "Jester could have died when I deleted her... but these glimmers... glitches... she's inside of me."
"I was just going to try make sure it wasn't all forced sex."
"Really? That's it?" Everyone turned to see Pikana and Pikachu standing in the hall. "Whoa... if you just told us... we could have told you... AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TRASHED MY HOUSE!"
"Well you lot wouldn't have listened to 'the sane one'"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"WELL STOP STANDING THERE AND LET US GO!" screamed the author's in Souldin's dome of prevention.
"Wanna go and grab some tea?"
"Sure."
"And biscuits."
"Yay!"
"YOU GUYS!"
"BROTHER! INTO THE CAVE OF EVILITISICAL SUGAR AND FISH PASTED JAPANESE HIPPIES! THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE KEEPING MISTER TWEETUMS CAPTIVE! I'M COMING MR. TWEETUMS! "
"Crazy! There must be at least thirty thousand caves in this entire desert. What makes you think Pit could possibly in this one?" asked the right hand glove.
"AHHH! OH MY PAULENTA! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHH!"
"... how did you know that?"
"MOTHER LOVES ME MORE!" Crazy Hand screamed before zipping into the cave.
"Will you stop reminding me?" muttered the right hand as he flew down.
"AHHH! HELP! EEEKKKK! AHHHH!"
"Hurry! They're torturing him!"
"MR. TWEETUMS!"
"We're saving Pit dammit!"
The two hands flew through the tunnel and burst through the wall where Pit's screaming came from.
"AHHH! AHHHH! Ooooohhh... that's it. A little lower... that's the spot."
Master Hand sweat dropped to see Pit being fed grapes and was massaged by the Shy Guys. The motorbike that had brought him here was being tuned and polished and both (Pit and the bike) looked like they were having a great time.
"Hey Master Hand, Crazy... how are you?" Pit asked as he ate another peeled grape.
"Uhh... Pit?"
"I'LL SAVE YOU MR. TWEETUMS!" screamed Crazy Hand as the left hand grabbed the angel and the motorbike before flying off really, really fast. "GLOVED ANGELS WITH MOTORCYCLES!"
The Shy Guys screamed and began to attack. Master Hand sweat dropped and began flying away as fast as he could, dodging the numerous spears being thrown after them.
"CRAZY HAND! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"MUM STILL LOVES ME MORE!"
There was nothing but pulsating hate inside. It was a creature that should have never existed. It could be used to save and destroy us all.
The throbbing pain in Martha's head was unbearable; it felt like her head had been run over by a truck repetitively before being stuck in the tumble drier. Shuffling her weight onto her side, her eyes squinted open as the direct ray of sunlight shone through the window. Blinking away the sleep from her tired eyes, she let out a groan as the pounding sound of her temple pushed her over the edge of her sanity.
Dang last night was a hard night.
Slowly sitting up taking in her surrounding of the unfamiliar room, she wasn't sure was more shocking. The fact that she had no recollection of the previous night or the fact that she found herself in a room that was definitely not hers.
No... the most shocking things was that she didn't care.
She needed to have a drink.
Stumbling up on her feet, Martha slowly walked to the bathroom she could barely see through her half opened eyelids. It was cold that morning and the bluenette could feel her body shiver even faster as she placed her feet onto the tiled floor. The woman turned on the tap and splashed the gentle, running water on her face.
How did she get here? Uggh... she couldn't remember. She remembered feeling warm and good but that was it. Her head was still hurting too much to think straight. After cleaning her face properly, Martha fully opened her eyes and looked down at her body.
She was still a girl but there were a few small changes she noted.
First, her breasts felt fuller and heavier and secondly, there was a very noticeable bump on her stomach.
Oh, and she was naked but let's ignore that part you sick perverts.
Anyway, Martha's attention was all on the lump on her belly. It was... unusual. She didn't eat much yesterday, save for that ice cream, and she remembered herself having a flat stomach before last night.
Last night...
Oh god... she remembered that at about eleven O'clock at night, she somehow woke up on underneath her friend as Roy was...
She looked up to see Roy, peacefully asleep and naked in the bed she had just got up from. Did she and Roy really... without a condom? Kirby would be disappointed. But really... she was going to be sick.
Feeling the bile rushing up from her stomach she ran to the toilet and vomited her guts out, feeling sick physically and mentally. Martha looked down at her stomach again and looked in puzzlement. She could swear that it was poking out just the slightest bit more... as if it was growing before her and...
Kick.
Oh Ashera... was that really... was she really?
No... she couldn't be. That was almost impossible. It took longer then that.
Kick.
Feeling really worried now, slipped on a bathrobe and, now wide awake, darted for Dr. Mario's room.
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