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Previously, on Crimson plus Scarlet
"Taju Kage Bunshin no Jutsu" Naru shouted, creating hundreds of Clones, before sending them out to search and destroy any intruders.
"Grimoire Heart…you've put your hand into a Fox's den…hope you are ready to get bitten." Naru said, heading to where she felt the greatest amount of malice.
"I sense 8 strong presences with great amounts of malice, Kit." She heard Kurama say in her mind. "What is your plan?"
'Same as always…' Naru thought to him. 'Kick some ass, get the girl (Erza), kick some more ass, look badass whilst doing it.'
She heard Kurama chuckle. "How about heading to the strongest presence and letting me have some fun as well?"
'You realize that you are still a secret, right?' Naru thought.
Her stomach grumbled in displeasure.
That reminded Naru…
"Now then…where did we leave our lunch?"
Chapter 14, only 1000? Bitch, I can make more than that!
It didn't take long for Naru to dress in her Battle Outfit. But in the time that went on, she felt three of the sources of evil intent being defeated, whilst she felt Gildarts return…no other idiot could spew out magical power like that guy when he stops holding back…
And Gildarts was engaging the presence she had planned on engaging…
Until she felt distress from someone nearby…followed by an all too familiar scream.
"Lucy!" Naru blurred through the jungle.
Moments later
An animal was about to eat from a bush with succulent leaves when a crimson blur sped between it and the food, leaving a trail of burning ground.
"What the fuck was that?" the animal asked itself, before noticing that it's food was on fire. "NOOOOO!"
Battle so far
Kain Hikaru was not really the brightest of light bulbs and handed his cursed Voodoo doll to one blonde cheerleader names Lucy, who went about forcing him to perform several weird poses she had seen Mirajane do for the Pinup shots in the Weekly Sorcerer Magazine.
Kain, once he got his hands on the doll again, plucked one of Lucy's hairs and returned the favour with extreme prejudice…even going so far as to make her strip to her underwear and do a humiliating belly dance.
Then Natsu showed up and for a moment the battle was in their favour…until Kain remembered that Lucy's hair was still in his Voodoo doll.
Happy couldn't help it…he took out a camera and recorded the scene of Lucy using Natsu as a punching, kicking and Muay Thai bag…all the while Natsu was screaming "What the hell is happening?" whilst Lucy was going all "AHHH! MY ARMS ARE GOING TO BREAK!" and Happy and Kain were failing to hold back their laughter.
"Hey, Blue Cat, send me a copy of this later, will you…" Kain said, holding out a basket of fish he got from who knows where.
"AYE!" Happy agreed.
Meanwhile, Lisanna and Mirajane were fighting some seriously strong tree guy who somehow managed to create explosions wherever there were plants, however, with the teamwork the take-over sisters were utilizing, he was being given a run for his money.
Azuma was smirking, enjoying the fight against the two girls, one of whom had a striped fur bra and panties, a white tail, white cat ears and cat paws on all 4 limbs…with claws that manage to hurt even him. The other looked like a succubus without the horns: skimpy body tight suit that was split down the centre from neck to naval, demonic claws, demonic tail, a pair of demonic wings…and just about looked ready to fuck you up.
And while the Lisanna went in for close quarter combat she had learnt from Naru before she went to Edolas, Mirajane supported her by using her magic to send all the plants Azuma sprouted straight to hell…very demonic indeed (A/N: I am not letting her take care of my garden…).
On another Battlefield, Elfman and Evergreen were getting their asses given to them by Rustyrose, whose ability , Arc of Embodiment, to create anything he thinks about was outright overpowering the arguing couple.
Right now, the pair were trapped in Rustyrose's Tower of Dingir, and thinking that this was their last moment together…well…they got into another argument during which they inadvertently confessed that they liked each other more than friends. Of course Rustyrose heard it and laughed…and being the damn sadist he was, allowed them the free use of one arm, only to move them just outside of each other's reach, their fingers mere millimetres apart…before blowing them up with the tower.
Evergreen was lucky to survive the explosion, but Elfman lost the will to fight for a while afterwards.
Elsewhere, Erza and Juvia encountered a pinkette calling herself Meredy…who stated that Erza was merely nr. 3 on the hit list. When Juvia and Erza learned that Gray and Naru were 1st and 2nd respectively…well, Meredy stood no chance, though she did knock Juvia out of the fight after linking her emotions to Gray…before Erza went in like a…raging animal? Nope. Angry demon? Not really. Angry Erza? That one…
Anyway, Meredy ended up with deep cuts that weren't fatal, but she was out for the count afterwards…the fact that her hair reminded Erza of a certain pink haired ex-teammate of Naru's (Against whom she still holds a bit of a grudge) may or may not have fuelled her rampage.
Naru meanwhile was held up by a very familiar face.
"Ultear…I always knew that you were a Bitch, but having been secretly part of Grimoire Heart this whole time? I applaud your infiltration skills…they may just rival my own." She said, clapping.
"Naru Uzumaki…the only true unknown amongst Fairy Tail…tell me…how does it feel not being able to come to a friends aid in their time of need?"
"Not as bad as you are going to be feeling in a few minutes from now." Naru said, cracking her knuckles. "I am going to kick your big ass."
"It's bigger than yours at least." Ultear smirked.
"That means it will be easier to kick." Naru countered with a smirk of her own.
Both of them tensed up, waiting for some signal to happen…which happened to be a leaf that fell between them. Once it touched the ground, all hell broke loose.
Ultear summoned a green orb, and shot it towards Naru, who dodged and tried going in for her speciality: beating the shit out of people.
Suddenly the orb came crashing into Naru's back taking her by surprise. Ultear quickly stepped forward and brought out a knife and stabbed Naru…who disappeared in smoke.
"What?" Ultear was shocked.
"Missed me." She heard Naru say…behind her. Next thing she knew, a strong kick landed on her backside, followed by Naru's laughing.
"Point 1 goes to me." Naru said with a smile.
Ultear growled, before her orb suddenly became thousands.
Unfortunately this Naru also popped.
"Where the hell are you?" she screamed.
"Over here." "Over here." "And Up here." She heard. Turning around, she saw literally dozens of Narus walk out of the forest and from behind trees. Some were even standing on branches.
"Hmpf…using your cloning magic now, are you?" Ultear asked, before using her arc of time on the clones…only for nothing to happen. "What?!" she was shocked. How did the clones overcome her magic.
"I think I'll let you in on a little secret here…" she suddenly heard behind her. Turning around, she saw Naru with a smirk that said 'Checkmate, Bitch'. "Magic isn't the only power in this world…"
The next thing Ultear knew, something impacted her with the weight of a full freighter train, making her fall to the ground, the air completely gone from her lungs. It also felt like her internal organs were bruised…at the very least.
"One…hit…" she gasped before falling unconscious.
"Hmm…so that is what happens to S-class opponents when I am not holding back…" Naru mused to herself, inspecting her knuckles. "I like this!" She quickly dispelled her clones, though it felt refreshing, using her clones for a diversion…
The poor bastards always fall for them.
As she was walking away, she sensed that most of the fights have stopped, though most of the combatants were still spread out throughout the island. She decided to go to base camp and see what the situation was like.
10 minutes later, Ultear came to, got pissed off when Gray told her that she reminded him of Ur, who is both her mother and his teacher…got into a fight with him during which they fell into the ocean, where she got her mother's memories…and subsequently got her ass handed to her by a Fairy Tail mage…again.
Zancrow meanwhile had been steamrolling Natsu and Makarov, the latter of whom had already been weakened by Hades so all that the old guy did was crush Zancrow and throw the guy into the air. And after Natsu somehow managed to consume Zancrow's magic…by emptying his own container and using that as a substitute (Erza was going to beat him up for that later), the Dragon Slayer literally one move KO'd the God Slayer.
Afterwards, Natsu's exhaustion was, like Natsu always says, 'Fired Up!'…meaning that Natsu was gone for the time being.
Azuma, who after defeating Mira and Lisanna, engaged Erza in a one-on-one fight and initially had a small advantage over her…until Erza utilized a trick she had seen Naru use several times on people, including herself: cast aside all defence and just attack, or as Naru and Natsu call it: Plan BTSOOT…or Plan Beat The Shit Out Of Them.
For some reason Naru almost always seems to get it right…Natsu on the other hand…not so much.
Anyway, under Erza's unrelenting assault, Azuma was forced on the defensive and the spells he fired of in attack all got cut to bits by the redhead.
Well, after Azuma bragged about his easy victory over the take over sisters, Erza truly lived up the fiery redhead trope…with her aura filling in for the fire…
In billions of other universes…
Minato Namikaze, known as Konoha's Yellow Flash, and fourth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf, suddenly shivered and was thankful that his wife, the redhead Kushina, wasn't the only redhead in existence who could scare even the death god away with just a tantrum.
He did however pity whoever had to put up with said Redhead…
In Trillions of Universes…
A multitude of Jellals, Narutos, Natsus, Grays, and uncountable other characters from who knows how many stories, all sneezed violently.
And Naru…
Naru sneezed and Kurama for some reason wanted to go back in time and congratulate a certain blonde male who managed to seal him in his daughter…for apparently having bigger balls than he thought he had…oh right…that man was married to Kushina…explanation finished.
Zoldeo, who had possessed the Celestial Spirit Capricorn, lost against Team Cheerleader, aka Lucy and her spirits, after Loki gave him his own power after Zoldeo tried possessing the Lion Spirit, only to have Capricorn beat the shit (Zoldeo) out of him.
Gildarts' fight against the Grimoire Heart Ace, Bluenote Stinger,
About half an hour later
Natsu, Gray, Wendy, Happy, Lucy, Erza and Naru all converged at one location…where Naru was immediately bombarded with questions as to why she was there without a scratch.
Eventually they accepted Happy's explanation: "Because it's Naru."
Without question to be added.
Following Natsu and his nose, they eventually came to the beach, where they found a massive floating ship that instantly made Natsu feel queasy, with an old man with a long grey beard and hair wearing a cloak and an eye-patch, stood near the ships edge. On the beach itself there was an army of mages, all neatly in rank and file, wielding an assortment of weapons that looked out of place, even by this countries standards.
"I see you have finally come, Fairy Tail!" the old man said. "You may have beaten Bluenote and the 7 other S-class mages, but how will you fare against the combined might of our own affiliated alliance of dark mages?" he began laughing.
"Simple…we'll bust right through them." Natsu said.
"I highly doubt that." The old man said. "Even if Uzumaki there makes her fabled thousand clones, which I believe to be her maximum, my army can stand up against twice that number."
His laugh was taken up by the dark mages on the ground.
Most of the Fairy Tail team felt uneasy there as the numbers were not in their favour. Had they been rested and uninjured, they would have been able to fight this group, but…
Naru's laughter made the entire area become silent.
"Sorry…*inhale*…did you…*chuckle*…just say…*laugh*…my max number…*inhale*…is a thousand?" Naru laughed, which stopped just as suddenly as it started. "Bitch please, I was able to make 1000 clones when I was 13." The area behind her was suddenly enveloped in dense smoke that soon dispersed. "I am not one person…" Naru said.
"We are Legion…" a legion of Narus said in unison. Everyone's eyes bugged out, seeing roughly 5000 Narus standing behind the team in rank and file where possible…even the trees had neat rows of Narus standing on them.
"Erza. You and the others go and beat up Mr. I-am-an-old-fart there. I'll deal with these guys." Naru said to her girlfriend.
"Be careful, Naru." Erza said.
A few minutes later
Naru was standing before an enormous pile of unconscious bodies, breathing hard…perhaps she shouldn't have divided her chakra 5000 times…or made that many clones either. Suddenly thunder hit the ship and she sighed, thanking the gods that the help she sent a clone to get arrived. She also wondered how to get up there…the ice ramp Gray created was…caught in the crossfire of her rampaging through the dark mage lines and she had no flying abilities.
And Kurama was napping so he wasn't of much use right now anyway…
So instead she decided to wake the old fox up…
'Clone #16584…wake 'im up!'
He heard Kurama's scream of pain even after cutting the connection to her mindscape.
"Oi, Kit…I am soo going to get you for this…" she heard Kurama grumble.
'Oh…what have I done now?' Naru thought innocently.
"You bloody well should know…your clone just shoved a Futon: Rasenshuriken up my ass…"
Naru paled at that before Kurama sent her a bit of feedback…and her ass started hurting…a lot.
As Naru was screaming in pain, Kurama was celebrating.
"That's right, bitch. Feel my Pain…" Kurama yelled in joy. "Experience the wrath of the mighty Kyubi no Kitsune!"
Suddenly Kurama felt 9 figures standing at the bases of his tails. Looking back he saw 9 of Naru's mental clones, all of them with swords drawn…with what looked like electricity sparking fromt eh metal.
"Oh…Fuck me…" once more it was Kurama's turn to scream out in pain, though this time he linked Naru in as well…only for Naru to feel nothing.
'Sorry, Kurama…but since I don't have tails, I won't feel the pain…' Naru smirked, rubbing her sore ass.
Suddenly a blast of fire and lightning burst from the side of the ship floating above her and Naru had to get the hell out of there before being crushed by several tons of metal, masonry and broken timber…add in a few hundred kg mages and a few dozen pounds of cats.
The mages whom Naru defeated however…they weren't so lucky…
Naru winced at the sound of bones crunching, glad that the mages' ends were quick and relatively painless at least.
She also gave a quick prayer for their souls.
After the smoke and dust settled, she saw her friends exit the wreckage, with a tall goat person in a butler suit and sunglasses carrying Lucy like a princess in one arm whilst carrying Natsu like a duffle bag with the other, all the while lecturing Lucy on her having to keep her weight down or something.
The scene made her forget the pain in her ass as she laughed.
And her laughter was infectious as Erza joined in, followed by Laxus of all people. Gray followed shortly after and Wendy giggled as well.
Lucy was in too much shock at the news that her new Butler/Spirit will be making sure she has a healthy diet and lifestyle from now one…and Natsu was having hell.
Happy, Charla and Lily joined in the laughter…though Happy had no idea what they were laughing about.
Timeskip
Things settled down soon…with the Mages' departure being delayed by Erza, who decided to have a crack at what Wendy had been doing, AKA being a nurse/doctor. And of course, her brutal methods broke more bones in Gray and Gajeel than the mages from Grimoire Heart did…and Erza was only using bandages…
Needless to say, Wendy would get a massive amount of experience healing those two alone…
And this was before Erza moved on to the other injured people…
The surviving dark mages all disappeared from the island by various means, though most were captured by the magic council, whom Mest was revealed to have been a part of surprising everyone minus Naru and Makarov.
Mest also tried getting them off the island, however none of the Fairy Tail mages believed him that Zeref had been on the Island or that Mest heard Zeref mutter the word Arcnologia.
Naru knew that he wasn't lying thanks to Kurama, but she also knew that there was no way for her to convince her guildmates at this point of this as technically Mest had infiltrated a sacred event for the guild. Add to that he had posted a fleet of Magic Council Warships just off the coast of the Island, it was all she could do to convince her guildmates not to go to Era and destroy the council itself.
Lucy and Cana, along with Naru and Erza had found a spring with herbs in it and were happily soaking in it, with Naru and Cana teasing Lucy about her floating breasts and Erza just gently floating around in the water…until Naru swum under her and pulled her down.
Erza retaliated and the four girls were caught up in a water fight, where Lucy actually put up wuite a fight…unlike the previous time she got caught up in a friendly fight *cough* pillow fight *cough*, where she was KO'd immediately.
Natus, Happy and Gildarts could be seen fishing later on, a basket of fish next to Gildarts, a pile of fish next to Natsu and a pile of fish bones next to Happy, to which Happy just added his most recent leftovers.
Suddenly they heard some people approaching and they all turned to see Cana and Lucy walking up to them.
Naru and Erza were spending some quality time together back in the spring, cuddling together and just enjoying each-others presence.
Laxus was blinking as he heard Evergreen and Elfman tell everyone about their fight with Rustyrose…though they mumbled the part about them confessing to each other, forgetting that Laxus, being a dragon slayer himself, could somehow understand people whose voices are either mumbled beyond recognition or muffled by something like bandages.
And he was blinking because he thought that Evergreen was a hardcore prude and a tsundere and would never find someone she really liked…and that Elfman was willing to put up with her attitude…
AND that not once in the tale did Elfman utter the word 'Men'…nor did Evergreen boast about something…
'Hell must be freezing over…' Laxus thought to himself.
In Hell at the moment
Shouts and screams of fear echoed across the desolate and burning fields of Hell as…
"WHO LET THE ICE DEMONS LOOSE?" a random devil shouted, running for its life.
…giant frosty creatures made their way across said fields, freezing everything in their path.
Back to earth…land
Naru flinched when Kurama literally screamed at her that something big and dangerous was heading to the Island. Erza felt the flinch and looked at Naru in worry.
"What is it?" She asked.
"Kurama…he says something…" Naru didn't finish the sentence…she didn't need to…
Everyone on the Island was shaken from their activities by the roar of the Black Dragon as it came into view of the Island.
"Kami…it's a fucking Dragon…" Naru said.
…
AND DONE!
Sorry if this chapter does not meet your expectations. I had finished most of it before my Laptop got stolen, but I had forgotten most of the details and as I was rewriting it, it felt as though I had left out lots of good material…
And I know that most of you wanted to see Naru fight against Precht, but hey, she will get some spotlight next chapter.
Please R&R.