Hey, ya'll.

So, this sucks pretty badly, but.. all my chapters do.. so.. yeah. xD

My toe is in pain. Heh..

EVERYONE: Read Ninja School Dropout's story

Explosions Happen.

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The femme's holoform stalked over to the out-of-breathe ready-to-be-murdered teenager that was flinching with every step she took. When she was standing over him, she pulled something out of her holoform's bra. Sam couldn't dare to keep his eyes opened as she pulled out a banana cream pie before stuffing it into Sam's face with a giggle. All the teen could smell and taste was banana and something slimy. .and pink. His mind instantly informed him it was long, hungry. . .worms.

Nobody knew this, or so Sam thought, but he had a huge phobia of worms. Even gummy worms made the young man scream and run for his life - as if the worms were elephant zombies coming to skin and nom him alive with baked potato skins and some chili on the side. . .maybe some french fries, too. But, that is beside the point. Although, the french fries and a cup of chili did work wonders for the soul and sounded amazing - they were just worms. that ate dirt. Dirt. So unless Sam was a piece of dirt then he would be fine.

What she wasn't expecting was the sudden very, very baby femalish scream that erupted from Sam's vocalizer - ahem, lungs. "IT'S. IN. MY. PANTS!" To say this was hilarious was an understatement. Samuel James Witwicky, grandson of the famous Archibald Witwicky, was wiggling like his life depended on it: like a zombie peanut butter unicorn was attacking him torso and head with jellybeans.

Suddenly, a vehicon and Starscream landed behind the blonde holoform and the teenager that had shit his pants when he had fell out of the police cruiser, known as Prowlie. Well, really, his name was Prowl but, Jazz and Elektra agreed Prowlie was cuter. Scarscream grinned his horridly evil grin at the femme's holoform.

"So, what do you guys want for breakfast?" The silver Dorito took a menacing step forward before he was abruptly cut off by the vehicon behind him, a childish grin on the Cybertronian's face. "GUMMY BEARS!"

Starscream and Elektra's holoform both facepalmed at the same time while Sam, the baby he was, had already took of running screaming, "HOLY MOTHER HOVER! BEE SAVE MEEE!" Starscream turned to look at the vehicon before sighing. This was going to be a very long day. The vehicon was excited and hopeful as he stared at the higher ranking Decepticreep before him. Please, oh please be gummy bears! He thought hopefully, slightly bouncing in the spot he stood.

"WOW! Steve no! We both know how you get around gummy bears!" Starscream had that look that said, Steve, I Starscream, have won this conversation. SO SHUT THE FRAG UP.

Legacy gulped, a habit quickly picked up from the human soldiers. He was pressed against the ground, a totally pissed off red femme glaring above him. Once he had struck his creation and she had ran out, Ninja had attacked him with her energon swords. Her femme creator protocols had kicked in and attacked the mech who hurt her creation, bonded or not, and felt her ever-lasting wrath.

If looks could kill, Legacy would have been murdered, stabbed 69 times, throw into a wall 3 times, and stepped on my Metroplex 93 different times. Metroplex was no small mech either, even towering over the humongous Omega Supreme. Omega was huge alone, but compared to Metro, he looked like a newborn sparkling. That damn overly-humongous mech.

Nightwing had long run out of the room, to where, Ninja had no clue- nor cared. Ninja backed up a few human-lengths, before sprinting forward. . .reeling back her right pede..

"YOWWWWWWWW!" Ratchet calmly looked up from his data-pad with a soft chuckle. Well, someone pissed off a femme, alright. Ratchet got back to organizing the data on his data-pads- a horrendously boring job that he thoroughly hated. He'd much rather be hitting the Terror Twins with a couple of his finest wrenches; or the new ones Wheeljack had made him. They stuck to whatever limb they touched, and mimicked a tazer- tazering the unsuspecting target. Although it only made more work for the CMO of the Autobots, it still gave him very much enjoyment.

Ratchet stroked his left servo with his right, above the place where the wrenches sat, ready for their master to use them. Oh, master couldn't wait for that day to come.

Legacy held the very sensitive spot his bonded had so kindly kicked, his sensors over-loading with the pain his male-part was feeling. Ninja looked incredibly smug as she stared down at her golden bonded, her eyes narrowed and her lip-plates pulled into a glorious smirk. It pretty much spelled out- Bitch, please. I'm better than you.

Elektra's real form came rolling up in her alt. mode as her holo' disappeared in a flurry of sparkles and Unicorn poo and.. I'm getting ahead of myself aren't I? She transformed gracefully, before stopping and staring at the Decepticons in front of her. A wave of fury and hatred flowed up in her spark like a tidal wave.. how could those asshole Decepticreeps do this to her? HOW. COULD. THEY. ?

This was just so fucking unacceptable. How could they sit there.. like that .. in front of her?

Steve the Vehicon sat eating a whole elephant sized bag of energon gummy bears, while Starscream was mastering his skills of 'Air Sex'. Okay, the latter one was very, very much overly creepy but, you know Starscream. He's a fucking creep. So, ignoring 'Screamer, the angry femme turned to the Vehicon, Steve. He stopped his happy, oblivious chewing when he noticed the angry femme. Crap.

"GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING GUMMY BEARS, STEVE!" -Elektra

"NO! MINEEE!" -Steve

"YOU SELFISH CREEP! GIMME THOSE!" -Ellie

"NEVER!" -Steve

"YES!" -Ellie

"NO!" -Steve

"NO! -Ellie

"YES... Damn." -Steve

Elektra stole the gummy bears in victory, happily chewing on the rainbow bear-shaped creature candies.

'Wing screamed loudly, the sound music to Bee's ears.

"FUCK YOU!"

Bumblebee chucked before he stabbed the just now re-spawned soldier Nightwing played on the giant X-box. They were playing the newly fixed, Modern Warfare 3.

You didn't think they where doing that did you?

TheLegacy79: Me step brother has hit me dozens of times.. since I was like..6. Slammed he into walls, too. o.O I never did anything to him though... All well. *petpet* Ninja gets a bit crazy when it comes to her creations.. sorry.. xD

Guest 1: Yes, Sam is lucky 'Hide ain't after him. :D

Guest 2: ( I think this is Ninja.. ) So, I'm your wife now? o.o Creepy...

Decepticon Skywhip: Sam lives! For now.. I just had to say that.. And make you think that...

Iceshadow911247: Go see it! NOW! ..O_o That would be very, very scary if his sparkmate found out he was gay.. Awkward..

I TOLD YOU THEY ARE SCARY! Now you see what Mini is talking about? D:

*salutes* I salute you, AWESOME UNICORNISH REVIEWER.

*rings up Megatron* Yes, Child Services? I have a case of abuse. Uhuh, yeah. Okay. Hmm. Yes. *ends call* Yes, I agree. He wuvs her. ;D

MINIMUS PRIME COMMANDS YOU TO REVIEW. :D