SasoDei – Sekkus Skato – Chapter 14
We Both Reached for the Gun
The door slammed open as Deidara entered the room. Konan and Woolfy didn't bother looking at him as they continued to mercilessly pummel Pikachu.
"Your number of deaths is in the millions."
Deidara pointed threateningly at Woolfy.
"You…"
Woolfy smirked.
"Me?"
Deidara glared harder at the girl.
"You are…A MARY SUE, UN!!"
Woolfy's eyes widened and she dropped her remote. Both she and Konan stared at Deidara. Rage flared up in Woolfy's eyes, turning the ocean blue to a blood red. She pointed accusingly back at the other blonde.
"TAKE THAT BACK!!"
"MARY SUE, MARY SUE, MARY SUE!!!!"
Woolfy growled and stood up. She picked up Konan's laptop, which had been showing the song 'We Both Reached for the Gun from Chicago via Youtube. Woolfy opened up Microsoft word and typed quickly on it. She clicked save, saving it as Sekkus Skato and put the laptop back down.
She huffed and exited the room, knocking Deidara in the shoulder as she went. She said one last thing while she was in earshot.
"How's that for cheating?"
And with that, Woolfy disappeared down the hallway.
Deidara sighed aggressively and slammed the door behind him. He rubbed his temples and sat down on his bed. Konan picked up her laptop and read what Woolfy had written out loud.
"'Deidara ran through the hallways, hoping that what Woolfy had written didn't come true. He turned left and through the glass doors of the library. He slammed open the door to see none other than Sasori with his lips locked with the pink haired bitch known as Sakura.' …Deidara, get running."
Deidara sighed.
"Why should I, un?"
Konan gave him an unamused look.
"Because Woolfy is actually the author. She told me while you were away. If she writes something down, then it comes true."
Deidara's eyes widened and he was out the door in 2 seconds flat.
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Deidara ran through the hallways, hoping that what Woolfy had written didn't come true (De ja vu). He turned left and through the glass doors of the library.
He slammed open the door to see none other than Sasori with his lips locked with the pink haired bitch known as Sakura.
He stared wide eyes at them.
"DANNA!?!"
Sasori pulled away from the kiss and stared wide eyed at Deidara.
"Deidara?" He then looked from Deidara, to Sakura and back at Deidara. He quickly stood up in alarm. "WAIT DEI!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"
Deidara scoffed.
"OH FUCK YOU, UN!!!"
Deidara turned and stormed out the door way and out the library.
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Sasori bit his lip which still tasted of the disgusting bitch, Sakura.
"With him out the way, we can be together~"
Sasori glared at the bitch. He wanted nothing more than to strangle her.
"I WILL NEVER BE WITH YOU!!! I LOVE DEIDARA!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING THICK SKULL YOU FUCKING COW!!!! NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!!!! YOU TOOK THINGS TOO FAR!!!"
"Then why did you kiss me?"
"BECAUSE WE WERE FUCKING REHEARSING FOR ROMEO AND JULIET YOU FUCKING SLUT!!! SEE!?!" Sasori pointed to his script. Sakura giggled.
"Oh, you're just saying that!!" She leaned forward, as if to kiss Sasori again. A loud crack echoed through the air as Sasori slapped her hard across the cheek. He couldn't think of a time when he had been angrier.
"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME OR MY DEIDARA EVER AGAIN YOU FUCKING SLUT!!! GO KILL YOURSELF!!!"
Sakura recovered quickly.
"WELL HE ISN'T YOURS ANY MORE!!!"
"The bitch is right, ya know?"
Sasori looked to the door to see Woolfy leaning against the frame. For once she had a serious expression, and her eyes were blood red. In her hand she held a piece of paper and a blue pen. She was writing on it, reading allowed as she did so.
"'Deidara leaned against the wall, tears running from his eyes, his heart shattered into a million and two pieces. He suddenly felt a hand caress his back, gently and lovingly. "Deidara?" The blonde looked to see a certain red head. "Gaara, un?" Gaara nodded softly. "What happened?" Deidara looked away. "Sasori cheated on me…" Gaara's hand pulled away from his back and moved to his chin, making him face the red head. "That's Sasori for you…But you know, Dei, I would never cheat on you~" Deidara's eyes widened and he opened his mouth to reply. He was suddenly pulled into a passionate kiss. A kiss which he immediately returned.'"
Woolfy smirked and her red eyes flickered to Sasori's muddy brown pair. Sasori stared at her, horrified. He quickly pushed past Sakura, moving around the desk and ran past Woolfy, out the door. Woolfy chuckled to herself and walked into the room. She put the pen back to the paper.
"'And Sakura went and tried to kill herself. She failed and somehow ended up with Rock Lee, a fate worse than death.'"
Sakura rolled her eyes.
"As if I would-OH I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE!!!" She ran out the room, crying.
Woolfy chuckled to herself and sat down at the desk.
"Anything to move the plot along."
She smirked and placed the pen back to the paper, continuing to write the future events.
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Deidara leaned against the wall, tears running from his eyes, his heart shattered into a million and two pieces. He suddenly felt a hand caress his back, gently and lovingly.
"Deidara?" The blonde looked to see a certain red head.
"Gaara, un?"
Gaara nodded softly.
"What happened?"
Deidara looked away. "Sasori cheated on me…"
Gaara's hand pulled away from his back and moved to his chin, making him face the red head.
"That's Sasori for you…But you know, Dei, I would never cheat on you~"
Deidara's eyes widened and he opened his mouth to reply. He was suddenly pulled into a passionate kiss. A kiss which he immediately returned (Major De ja vu).
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I wonder what will happen X3 It is up to Woolfy, I guess X3
Yeah, I know that Woolfy is indeed a bit of a Mary Sue (majorly in this Fan Fic) but really it is for humour purposes in this fan fic (In others I try to not make her a real major character)
Sozzy if I offended some Rock Lee fans, it was a joke for my friend Cherry since I know she hates him ^-^
Anyway
I wonder what is going to happen. I don't know~ Maybe Woolfy will turn goodie goodie again and put the plot right~ Pfffffffft, keep dreaming X3