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Day 12: A Nice, Quiet Dinner…

Aki-Chan:

Minna-san, we are really sorry that we haven't announced the winner of yesterday's game.

So, today, Misa-san, will you please do the honor of announcing the winner?

Misa:

Yes!

The winner is: Near-Chan!

Aki-Chan:

Congratulations, Nate River-san!

We will prepare you luggages and transportation means. Please wait a moment…

[On the airplane]

Near:

[Being quiet]

Misa-san…

Misa:

Yes?

Near:

I am really grateful but why didn't you choose Light-san?

Misa:

Honestly?

Near:

Yes.

Misa:

Because I'm quite upset with him.

Near:

Why?

Misa:

I don't really know…

Maybe because L had a crush on him…

Argh! I hate that L-san!

Near:

I understand.

Misa:

That's another reason why I didn't choose Light!

I'm sure he wouldn't let him go without being with him.

You understand what I mean?

They're handcuffed together!

Near:

Yes. I can feel your jealousy.

Misa:

Why did you ask anyway?

Near:

No reason in particular.

Misa:

Oh.

'This kid has a very formal vocabulary. I can't keep up with it…'

[Made this: . kind of face.]

[When they reached England…but still on the plane.]

Near:

[Looking at the window…]

Misa:

Are you okay, Near-Chan?

Near:

Yes.

Misa:

Why do you look so sad?

Near:

Oh…

But I'm not sad.

I just remembered something, this is where I, Mello, Matt and maybe L grew up.

Misa:

Oh… really?

[They reached England.]

[They were sent to the restaurant.]

Misa:

Wow! Such yummy foods!

Let's eat!

Near:

Yes.

Misa:

Yum yum yum!

[Made this: :3 kind of face.]

[Noticed Near silent and not eating (rather playing with) his food.]

Oh, don't be so gloomy, Near-Chan!

Near:

Sorry.

Misa:

Tell me, what are you sad?

Near:

Because I can't solve the puzzle…

Misa:

What puzzle? But aren't you good with those?

Near:

Yes. But this one is difficult.

Misa:

Difficult…? [Tilts her head.]

Near:

It's hard.

Misa:

Oh.

What is this puzzle? Maybe I can help.

Near:

Mello.

Misa:

Oh… love puzzle.

You love him that much?

Near:

Honestly… I don't know.

Do I?

Misa:

Don't say 'Do I?'

Instead say, 'I do!'

It'll make you feel better.

HV 3 (Matt):

Near likes MY Mello?

HV 2:

You just knew?

HV 3:

Why? Did he say it before?

HV 2:

Yah.

[Back to Misa and Near…]

Near:

Really, Misa-san?

Misa:

Yes!

I'm a love expert…

Near:

Oh…

Misa:

Come on, now eat!

Near:

Okay. Thank you.

[After they finished eating, Misa went to the hotel bathroom to take a bath.]

[Then somebody opened the door…]

Misa:

Gyaaah!

[Then she covered her naked body.]

Near:

[Expressionless,REALLY.]

Oh, sorry.

[Then he closed the door.]

[Misa got out and fully clothed…]

Misa:

Wah!

Everyone is a pervert!

Near:

I am not…

Misa:

But you were trying…

Near:

I was trying to urinate and saw the door was unlocked.

I didn't know you were inside.

Sorry.

Misa:

Urinate?

It's a perverted move. Isn't it?

Near:

Misa-san, urinate means 'to pee'.

Misa:

Oh…

Near:

And you know very well I'm not interested…

Misa:

Right, sorry.

You're the only decent person here!

Near:

'Decent? Can't believe she knows that word. If that's the case, then you're not decent?'

Misa:

So… uhm…

Near:

Let's play.

Misa:

Uhm…sure.

[Misa and Near played…cute ]

(ANYWAYS…)

[A couple of minutes of playing later…]

Near:

Misa-san…

Misa:

Yes, Near-Chan?

Near:

What is your bust size?

Misa:

Eh?

Near:

Please don't say that I'm a pervert.

Misa:

[Covered her chest]

Then why?

Near:

I saw Mello looking at it.

Misa:

EH?

Near:

And you're sleeping together, right?

Misa:

Yes, but—

Near:

Is he holding it?

Misa:

EH?

No! We're not doing anything!

Near:

Oh. Good.

So, what is the size?

Misa:

EH?

Near:

I was planning on making one.

Misa:

Eh?

Near:

Tell me, Misa-san…

Do you think your size looks good on me?

[Went in front of a mirror and looks at his body at side view…]

Misa:

Eh?

[Tilts her head.]

Near:

[Murmuring to himself…]

Maybe Mello hates me because I'm under matured yet…

Misa:

Near-Chan…

Near:

Oh, sorry for the questions…

Misa:

It's okay… though weird…

You know what I think, Near-Chan?

Near:

What?

'Wow, she's thinking…'

Misa:

I think you're trying too hard.

I mean… Mello can see you as a uhm… bossy?

I don't know. I saw that he was so happy when he beat you.

Maybe he feels under you…

Guys hate it when girls beat them…

Oh sorry, I called you a girl.

Near:

'Wow, she's…right? Why didn't I think of it before?'

Thanks Misa-san!

[And hugged Misa…awe…]

Near:

'Mello, prepare yourself!'

[Smiled.]

Misa:

Awe… you smiled!

Near:

That's thanks to Misa-san!

Misa:

Yay! Glad I can help!

Next Episode: Doki Doki (Heart Thumping…)


A/N: Okay, this episode is for Misa. I think I've been way too hard on her, lately. Haha