Authors note: Well another day another chapter well it's been longer than a day but who cares I'm back (again) isn't that right?

Ivy: yes mistress

Author: I wonder what else I can make her do well lets see oh and btw I cant possibly own Artemis and his friends but who would possibly think I did I aint that smart.

Chapter 14: See I'm not that old

Whilst Juliet, Trouble and Mulch were having this conversation, Butler was busy sorting out his guards. Butler had planned for something like this to happen, with Artemis you just had to expect it. He pulled out a neutrino 2000, he had now had it for 2 years and it had been faithful the whole time much like his sigsaucer but he wasn't aiming to kill anyone to day.

He set the gun to stun (wow a rhyme) and started up his round on his 40 guards. It was after 20 had been knocked into the dark abyss of their empty heads (in other words unconscious, sounds fun), when his beloved neutrino cut out and when he checked he realized after 2 years the battery had gone dead.

"Oh nuts" he said as the other 20 guards were crowding in around him. He was suddenly glad he had been training hard ever since the Spiro business. The first one came charging at him and Butler just elbowed him in the nose and he joined the rest unconscious on the floor. The second came up and tried to start a fight with Butler and was immediately hit in the face with one of Butler's big fists.

It carried on like this for a while until Butler had taken care of every one of his guards leaving every of them out like light (that is a really weird saying who else agrees). He rushed the corner and quite literally bumped into Juliet and Mulch with an elf following up the back, who Butler immediately grabbed by the neck thinking he was a guard.

"Hi big brother, we were just coming to help you out, we heard you were in trouble". "Take a look round the corner then" he said leading them around the corner to see his guards who were still in a deep state of unconsciousness. "See I'm not that old" he said feeling rather proud of himself as well as lightening everyone's moods a bit at least enough to make them laugh.

"So how you doin' Butler my friend" Mulch decided to said. "I'm fine you mulch?" "Oh I'm fine" he replied. Trouble did a little cough to signify he was still stuck in the air and really wanted to get down. "Oh yeah and this is Captain Trouble Kelp of the LEP, captain of reconnaissance squad 1, the 'Best' in the LEP, you remember the squadron you pulverized the hell out of back when Arty was 12 when we first met, well you pulverized everyone except troubles little brother Grub who you thought was too pathetic, and that statement almost everyone in the LEP agrees with though NO ONE would every tell him because he would probably tell Mamma Kelp and she is one scarrrrrrrry lady". "Oh yeah I remember you, my apologies Trouble I thought you were…". "A guard yeah I know Juliet and Mulch both made the same mistake already" Trouble interrupted.

"So why is trouble here" Butler Inquired to Mulch and Juliet. "Because he loves Holly" Juliet said. "But I thought that was Artemis' role" Butler said. "Yeah well looks like there'll be a fight to the death…… Ok so maybe not to the death then" Mulch said changing his mind after a look from Juliet that if looks could kill would have killed him 5 times over, "Holly would have killed the winner anyway for killing the other". Their were nods from all round at this comment except from trouble who did not like him speaking like this about him in front of him.

"So Butler why are you actually here?" Mulch asked. "Well, to help Artemis". "Yeah Well, BLOODY GOOD JOB you've done of it haven't you?" Trouble shouted sarcastic, then adding quickly "No offense" after a rather scary look from Butler. "It's not Butlers fault I mean that was all our aims to help Artemis rescue Holly, but it didn't work like that ok?" Juliet said starting off shouting and fading into a whisper. "ok" Trouble whispered "I'm just… scared for her, I mean aren't you". "Of course we are that's why we're all here" Juliet replied.

"Something bad has happened what is it?" Butler asked. "Arty's got himself in a spot of trouble" Juliet said carefully choosing her words. "Butler wait" she screamed after her brother. He was sprinting as fast as he could go constantly following the signal. Finally they got to the big, large oak panel doors which the signal was coming from. There was a slight crack in the door which all 4 people were looking through. They could see Ivy talking to Artemis and Holly, and Holly's glare that could kill infinitely. They all shared a worried look, turned around each person turning on their earpiece and mic so they could hear what was going on and hopefully communicate. They turned around and their earpieces on just in time to see and hear something they never expected to come from Artemis and Holly.

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