Me: I'm going to updated for you people, because I'm in a good mood, because I'm eating food. Lucky you guyz!
Disclaimer: Super Sonic Ever Onic Every Brother and their Mother coming to burn the house down!
Silver's POV
"Okay Shadow. She said yes. Oh I won't forget to bring the alcohol!"
"Okay good! And don't forget to bring a camera for the stripers!" Shadow said over the phone.
"What?!? Shadow! I'm married, I can't go to that party!" I cried. I swear I heard him yawn.
"Silver. So are all the other guys who are coming to the party, and they whanna see stripers!" Shadow said, calmly.
"Well I'm not them! My wife trusts me and your not going to change that!" I hung up. Knuckles looked at me.
"Your still going to that party tonight, aren't you?"
"Yeah pretty much."
"You're a sick, sick man Silver. I like it!" Knuckles said. I sighed and rolled my eyes. He was so stupid sometimes! And the only reason I hung out with him, well the only reason any of us guys hung out with him, was because he always had beer at his house. Good reason, right?
Blaze's POV
"So what's on the Husband Agenda for today?" Amy asked as she took out her notebook.
"Tails is going to the Library for a book about potty training for Lucas. Even though he's smart enough to figure it out himself…" Cosmo said.
"Sonic's going to the store for me later on and he's going to the movies with, Manic." Amy said.
"And Silver's going to Shadow's bachelor party tonight." I said. They all looked at me.
"It's Shadow's bachelor party…"Amy began.
"And your letting Silver go?" Cosmo finished.
"Yup. And he told me, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, Manic, Fang and Vector are going." I said.
"SONIC'S NOT GOING TO A MOVIE!!!" Amy screamed.
"Yeah! And Tails isn't going to the Library for a book!" Cosmo yelled. Both of them stomped out the door.
"Ladies what's-" I heard Sonic begin.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE LYING TO ME?!?" Amy screeched. Sonic walked in, quills on the top of his head and a bump along with them…
"Let me guess. Amy go Crazy?"
"No. Insane! Why did she think I was lying to her about going to the store later on, Blaze?" He asked. I looked at the ground.
"Well…"
"What did you say Blaze?!?" Tails asked, walking in with a bump on his head as well.
"All I said was Silver was going to Shadow's bachelor party tonight." I said.
"That couldn't have been everything. Speak more. More words!" Sonic demanded. I sighed.
"Alright. I guess I might've said a little to much. I said, that you, Tails, Fang, Silver, Knuckles and Vector were going. Along with Manic…"
"BLAZE! How could you sell us out like that?" Tails asked.
"Hey! It's not my fault for you two lying to your wives like that! A relationship is built of trust and besides, I don't like the idea either! The only reason I'm letting Silver go is so he'll be happy. Because when he's happy, I'm happy! Now go put some ice on your head's, and I'll see what I can do about cooling those two down." I answered, and started walking towards the front door.
"Gee thanks Blaze. Your really nice!" Sonic cheered.
"Eh, whatever!" I moaned.
Shadow's POV
"Okay so, I've got everything set up. Knuckles is bringing over the music, Sonic's got the food and Silver's got the beer. Now I just need to find a way to get ride of-"
"Shadow! Where are you sweetie?" Sally cried from the other room.
'Great…Just great. How am I supposed to get a person who's hopelessly in love with me to leave the house for one second?' I thought.
"I'm in here Sally!" I said, and thought hard about how to get her out the house.
"Shadow I have to ask you something. I know were getting married tomorrow but um…Can you, er, not have your bachelor party tonight? Just so…So we can be together?" She asked me. I looked at her with wide eyes.
"What did you just say? Did you just say, not have a bachelor party?!?" I asked. She hugged me.
"So we can have more time together. I never get to see you." She said.
"Er, your seeing me right now! And we're about to get married! How much more togetherness do you want?" I asked and pulled out of her hug.
"Shadow! I mean spend our time with each other, doing things that we like. Like going to the Spa and the Library and the Park and-"
"Hey! Little Mama, if you want to do something that I want to do, let me have a bachelor party, and you go to the Spa with you and your girlfriends, how about that?"
"Shadow! Your not having the party, and that's that!" Sally yelled, sternly. I knew there was no way out of it now. When Sally made up her mind, there was no other decisions.
Well…I had learned something from Faker when dealing with Amy and her made up mind, but it was pretty low. Hey, I'm desperate! I lowered my head and in the saddest voice I said,
"Alright Sally, have it your way. I guess I'm just not going to have a party tonight anyways. Not like I was planning on having a good time, your more important than fun anyways…"
"Aw Shadow! I'm sorry!" She cried.
'Looks like Faker good for teaching me one thing…The Guilt Trick. Get's 'em every time!' I thought.
"Of course your can have your bachelor party! I'm sorry! Now why don't I show you how sorry I am?" Sally flirted. A large smile spread across my face.
"Well I think I'll recover now…" And thanks to that little er, "detail," my night went perfect. Well, almost perfect…
Shadow's Bachelor Party, 9:07 p.m.…
I had three drunken guys at my party.
Me, Vector and Manic. Now I'm no one to rain on these guys parade, but if Sally got home and saw several strippers in my house, I wouldn't be able too see anyone, ever again…
"Alright guys listen up! My wife Sally will be home any minute and…" I nearly fell of the table I was currently standing on.
"Dude you look like your going to be sick. Get down man." Silver said. I shakily pointed a finger at him.
"Hey dude! You don't tell me what to do in my house! I'm not to drunk to kick your-" I fell right off of the table, but luckily enough, Sonic, Silver and Knuckles caught me.
Alright.
I was drunk, I'll admit it.
"Dude, your drunk. What are you going to do when Sally get's home, and see's you laying on the couch with a box of tic tac's stuck in your mouth?" Sonic asked, putting me on the couch.
"I may be drunk, but I'm not to drunk to party! YEAH!" I screamed jumping up fro the couch and wrapping my arms around a lady. "Hey baby. How you doin?"
"Shadow…That's a lamp post…" Knuckles said flatly.
"Hey! Don't judge hot women okay? And where's your lady at? I could use some of that hoe right about now!"
"Dude! Shut up!" Silver said. Manic came over with Wave and Sonia in his arms.
"Now you two, are some fine strippers!" He cried. Sonic smacked him in the face.
"Duuuuude! That's your sister! And your best friends lady!" He screamed.
"I don't know who you think you are but you can't smack me! And I need to sit down or something…" Manic said and fell right into the couch.
'Bad idea Shadow…Bad idea…' My self conscious told me. But all my mind told me was:
'PARTY! PARTY!'
"Will yall quiet yelling? I have a headache and I'm going to be sick now…" I cried, and fell onto the floor. You can already guess what happened after that…
Sonic squealed like a baby about me barfing on his shoes, the neighbors called the cops on us for loud music, Manic got slapped by about seventeen girls in one minute and guess what else.
"SHADOW!!!!!!!!!" Sally screamed from the doorway.
"And there's my lovely fiancé\wife at the door!" I said to the guys.
"She's about to just be a girl in your house if you don't do something man!" Sonic yelled. But it was too late. Sally stomped into the Kitchen, and stared me down…
"Hey baby!" I said. She pointed her finger in my face.
"Don't hey baby me!"
"Look, Sally. It's not that bad!"
"Not that bad? Shadow! The cops are sitting outside, there's two drunk guys in my Living room, there's vomit on the floor and stripper in my house! If that's not bad, I don't know what is!" She yelled and went upstairs.
"Sally! Wait! Please let me explain!" I cried following her up the steps.
"No Shadow! I won't!" She yelled, and slammed the door in my face.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!" I yelled. She swung the door open.
"Shadow! What happened?!?"
'Gee. For a person with the cops, drunk dudes, strippers and vomit in her house, she's not that angry…' I thought.
"My nose is bleeding, that's all." I told her, and held my nose.
"Shadow, I'm sorry! Let me see." I turned my back on her.
"NO, no! I've got it, Sally. I'm not a baby gee…"I groaned. I thought she'd kick all my friends out, tell the cops that Shadow the Hedgehog is her husband and put my stuff on the couch after telling me to clean up the barf. But to my surprise, she hugged me from the behind.
"Shadow…I'm so sorry for hurting you. It's just that…It's just that we're not even married and your already lying to me. Your already bringing other women that I know and don't know into my house and getting drunk! Not to mention the cops are outside our front door…" She said.
"Tell you what. Why don't you go into our room, get everything set up and romantic, and I'll take care of things downstairs." I said, recovering from my nose bleed.
What? I'm the Ultimate Life Form! I think I can handle a puny nose bleed…