Okay guys, just want to let you guys know that it is now day 4 of Ventress's week off.

Disclaimer: Don't own Star Wars or anything really

Anakin Skywalker was sometimes smart. He was capable of doing things, but sometimes he needed a reason, some motivation, and a little push to get things done. He had a reason, he wanted to crush Ventress. He had some motivation, his padawan Ahsoka. Until a day ago he had no push to get it done, but after the smart ass clone's death, he had his push and now his plan was finally in motion.

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(Coruscant Inter-Galactic Universe Modelling Plot Hole Agency HQ)

"Girls," Mr Silent (AKA The Boss) yelled "I would like to see you in my office NOW or in 2 seconds, whatever works best."

"Is something wrong sir?" Mary Orphan Sue asked, concern filling her soft oh screw that I can't be stuffed anymore to write like a sue-author.

"Surprisingly NO" Mr Silent said, "Actually I would like to congratulate you two on the work you have done. In less than 34 hours of your photos going galaxy-wide, you've earned over 2 billion – wait something is wrong!"

"What?" Mary Orphan Sue gasped dramatically.

"No, no, no, no, NO!" Mr Silent screamed looking at his iPhone.

"What's going on?" Ventress asked.

"Stupid government!" Mr Silent ranted, "Why can't they just accept the fact that this industry wants to make young people to have negative self images! I hate my life so much right now! I worked so hard for people to have negative self images and now some amateur model is making them have good ones! That is so not fair!"

"How did this happen?" Ventress said.

"Well, I don't know the specific details," Mr Silent said trying to keep his tone down, "But apparently some barely-been-a-male-model-for-2-minutes got this contract with a rival modelling agency and now they are leading a campaign against ME FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE BETTER SELF IMAGES!"

"Who would do such a thing?" Mary Orphan Sue asked.

"Anakin Skywalker," Mr Silent hissed angrily.

"You've got to be kidding me." Ventress moaned.

"No, unfortunately I am not." Mr Silent said.

"Maybe we could talk the other agency and Skywalker about this problem," Ventress suggested.

"We already are Veni," Mr Silent said, "We were already scheduled to have a conference meeting with that agency tomorrow, isn't that convenient? Although it is probably a plot hole."

"Oh, well that's good," Ventress said surprised, "Maybe you could explain the money situation to them."

"Yeah, yeah, Veni," Mr Silent ignored what she said, "There is also a message from Skywalker to you, I don't understand it but you might."

"What?" Ventress asked.

"Well it doesn't look like much," Mr Silent replied, "But, it says: I told you, you need fantastic abs!"

Guys sad news, this story is going to finish very soon