THE HUNGER GAMES: A PARODY OF THE HUNGER GAMES

By: Myself

Dedicated to: Katniss Everdeen

And Peeta

And Gale

And all those who died

And to you, my readers

And especially to my dead bunny

I miss you Cuddles!

This will only contain random things that will be weird

And it will not make sense

ENJOY!

Ok, so here we are pretty much half a year later. If anyone is even reading this anymore (not that anyone ever has), than I am sorry for the wait. I know what it's like to wait anxiously for the next season of Community or something like that. AND IT IS TORTURE!

A. Not comparing myself to Community - much funnier than me;

B. I actually DO mention Community in here near the end;

C. I don't own anything contained in this chapter, except maybe the deer that Bella eats before... you'll see;

D. ENJOY!

Chapter 14: Trippy Dream Sequence

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

I am standing on a ship, I am waiting for the train that will take me far away… I don't know where, but I hope it takes me far away. From Peeta, from Buttercup, from the Hunger Games. Wait – how can it not matter where the train will take me?

Oh, wait, that's Inception. You know, sort of cool story, Disney let Nolan do Inception as a gift because of the Dark Knight success, so he just did that and was like 'Oh, I'm cool so I'm going to make a trippy movie while I drink tea and talk Britishly, and the movie will be about dreams because I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BY! WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE WORTH LIVING. I DREAMED THAT LOVE WOULD NEVER DIE! I DREAMED THAT GOD WOULD BE FORGIVING!

Ok, hold on a second… I started off with Pirates of the Caribbean, went onto a messed-up Inception quotation, which continued with a cool Inception fact, and concluded with a Les Miserables line made sort of famous by Susan Boyle. I guess that the first three paragraphs can indeed be considered trippy. But really, this induced state is sort of cool, because I've never even seen Pirates of the Caribbean… and At World's End is playing right in front of my eyes! Although, you know, it's really confusing if you haven't seen the one before it, what's it called… No, not the Aviator, I think that was a DiCaprio movie. Was it? You know I'm getting really confused… Oh, that's right, Dead Man's Chest. I always thought it was kind of disgusting that they were all sort of racing after a heart. You might be wondering how I know this if I haven't seen the movie (Continuity!), but I've read the Wikipedia summary for, like, all the Jerry Bruckheimer movies.

You know, it's pretty amazing because I just looked on IMDB in this weird state and found that he also did the Amazing Race! I always thought that Phil Keoghan was the force behind that, but I guess all he did was provide a kind-of-sort-of-cute-actually-ugly face for the show. And that odd accent I could never really point out…

This is the story of Katniss Everdeen (yes, my dream is actually continuing now.)

I am walking through a forest. It is misty, and a pretty deer is drinking by the water. Aww, how cute, it's a nice little deer, and it's drinking from a cute little babbling brook, and it's just so peaceful. Wait – is that a sparkle? I see a sparkle. Darn it, I really don't want this to be a stupid Twilight parody. And then—there's a figure that is hurtling through the air, and then the deer is bleeding and there is a stupid Bella person there eating the deer, so I decide to kill her. But before I can kill her, she morphs into Meghan Fox and says in a creepy voice: "I'm going to eat you!" Goodness, it's been a while since I've seen Jennifer's Body. Never want to see it again, mind you. I'm more of a Princess Bride person, you see.

"Stop right there! Or I am going to eat you back!" I say to Meghan Fox… but it's Bella again. And really, I can't eat a vampire. They taste like chicken, whatever that tastes is like. No one really even knows…

"You know what?" creepy Bella says to me. "I am going to let you in on something that you'll never forget as long as you live. You'll probably die from seeing this." And suddenly we're in a room and there is Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart… rather, Edward and Bella. And they are—oh gosh, they aren't wearing any clothes. I mean, Ed's fine, but Bella… no, not really. And then they… right. This is something I will never forget. It's SO INTENSE! Phew, I need to get a breather. I walk outside and… THERE'S LAUTNER THE WEIRD WEREWOLF WHO IS NOT WEARING CLOTHES EITHER! At least he's not at it with Bella. Oh, wait, he is… with Bella's DAD! Wow, that's a bit far, wouldn't you say, Jacob?

I was happier watching On Stranger Tides, which is a much more focused but overall less enjoyable Pirates installment. I need to get out of this teenage girl dream world… oh, wait, I am a teenage girl. If I could go with Pattinson I'd be happy, but I can't. Because that would just be soooo disgusting. MOVING ON!

Suddenly, there is Prim. She is such a cutey patootey. Aww, what a smug little cute weird strange girl. I just wrote the first adjectives that jumped into my mind. She is looking at me with those smug little eyes… so cute! URGH but then she throws her bowl of wet cereal at me. That's kind of disgusting because it's Lucky Charms—MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

You know what? I do not like trippy dream sequences. Because, really, they are just an excuse to do a huge mash-up of a bunch of different pop culture references. I feel kind of like Abed from Community with all of this. TROY AND ABED IN THE MORNING! Oh cool, I'm just realizing that today is October 19th! And if you don't get that reference, then I am ashamed of you and all the obese people your age, because people shouldn't be obese. And if you are obese, than my thoughts and hopes go with you forever.

Okay, I think that I've wasted enough of your time. You know, before writing this I actually watched the first movie of myself. Not to give the next chapter away, but I live and find Peeta and he is sort of alive but I nurse him back to health and attend a pretty rad feast. Okay, we're almost at about 1000 words so I'll wake up. Wake me up, when September ends!

Well, there we are. A fairly good trippy dream sequence. Better than my trippy LOST dream sequence from my Lord of the Rings/Alex RIder crossover I've discontinued. Oh well, I am going to write the next chapter next, so please read. And tell your friends. Because I honestly believe this style of parody is superior to the "song" or "letters" or other things. I am parodying the Hunger Games like I mean it. OK, bye bye! (Read much, REVIEW often!)