The Uncanny Kid Razor
To Aaron: Hey there Aaron! Nice to hear from you again! I'm glad you liked the super-battle in the last chapter! I would not be surprised if Iron Maiden took Tusk's joke wrong and tried to continue on with the heroism stuff, heh heh. I'm glad you liked the Rush Stopper. Rush and Sonic Blue are only friends. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Hey there Red Witch! I see you finally got around to reading this fic! What do you think of it so far? I read the new chapters of "Valor, Venom, and Other Stuff" as well as "Memories are Made of This", and I loved them! Duncan bashing and base explosions. Gotta love them. I'm glad you liked the chapters so far, and I hope you continue reading this fic! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Valor, Venom, and Other Stuff", and "Memories are Made of This"!
To The Uncanny R-Man: Hey there, R-Man! I'm glad you liked seeing Electro being stupid and the Tusk/Iron Maiden banter. Razor is not going to be in this chapter. This chapter focuses on Ramada and Frog-Man. You'll hear the line. Enjoy the new chapter!
To todd fan: Hey there todd fan! I read the new chapter of "Slugs and Snails", and I loved it! You used my ideas! You rock! I'm glad you liked the last chapter! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Slugs and Snails", "Little Shop of Mutants", "X-Men: Evolution, the Musical", and "Welcome to the Enchanted Land"!
Disclaimer: "My advice to you: Start drinking heavily." - John Belushi as John "Bluto" Blutarsky, Animal House
Chapter 14: Predator and Prey!
Cleveland, Ohio
On top of a building, sat the space princess named Ramada, her legs dangling over the edge. The yellow and gold-clad warrior ran a hand through her black-and-blonde hair. She was in a rare state for her: She was deep in thought. Altoc, her companion who resembled a small disco ball, floated up to her.
"A penny for your thoughts, Ramada?" Altoc asked, flashing white as he spoke. Ramada said.
"Yes, Altoc. I was thinking about Kid Razor." Ramada replied. "You know Kid Razor asked me to watch over Cleveland for him while he had to go to another dimension (1)." She looked at Altoc. "I wish for some more…challenge in my defense of Cleveland. I want to prove to my beloved Razor that I am truly worthy of being his bride."
Elsewhere in Cleveland
"Eek! Help me!" A woman screamed as a thief made off with her purse. "That thief's stolen my purse!"
"Heh heh heh…with Kid Razor gone, getting a few bucks in this town is a snap!" The thief grinned to himself. That was, until he got knocked off his feet. "What?" He looked up to see what appeared to be a slightly chubby person in a green armored frog costume. The costume had a dark green chestplate with yellow triangular shoulder armor and a yellow diamond emblem with a stylized gold 'F' in the diamond. The gloves of the armor were yellow and there appeared to be a large yellow revolver barrel mounted around each arm. The boots were dark green and webbed, with small jets mounted on the back of them. A dark green futuristic-looking power pack of some kind was on his back, and there were two black hoses mounted into the sides of the pack, and they went to his collar. The helmet of the armor was green, and it was shaped like a frog's head. "Who are you?"
"I am…the Fabulous Frog-Man…version 2.0." Eugene Patilio snickered. The voice changer in the helmet made his voice look electronic. Okay, Spencer and my modifications are going well, so far. Too bad that he's not a real supervillain, because if he was, I could really test out this modified costume and see what it can do.
"Oh, look. A dead guy." The thief smirked, whipping out a gun and firing it. The bullets just bounced off the Frog-Man's armored chest. "What?"
"Nice try, my friend." Frog-Man said. He took the thief's gun and crushed it in his hand. The thief then fainted. Frog-Man shrugged. He took the purse and hopped over to the woman.
"Here you go, ma'am." Frog-Man handed back the purse.
"Thank you!" The woman smiled.
"All in a day's work for the Fabulous Frog-Man, ma'am." Frog-Man bowed. It's a real shame that I didn't get a chance to really see what this armor can do. Eugene mentally sighed. His long-range scanners detected something. He looked behind him and saw something in the sky. Looks like I may get my shot after all.
Elsewhere in Cleveland, Ohio
"Ramada! Look!" Altoc exclaimed. Ramada stood up as she looked into the sky. She saw a spaceship fly down towards Cleveland. "It can't be! Ramada…why would they…"
"They probably know I'm here. And they've must've been itching for a rematch. I heard one of them took on an Earthman (2)." Ramada smirked. "The Earthmen call them 'Predators'. Appropriate. If they wish to face me again…then it shall be!" Ramada unsheathed her sword. "To battle!" She flew down to where the ship was about to land. "Come, Predators! Come down and accept Ramada's challenge for a rematch!"
"Ramada!" Altoc yelled. "You shouldn't mess around when it comes to Predators!"
"I do not fear those space dogs!" Ramada crowed. "As the Earthmen say, if they want some, they can come and get some!"
"You certainly showed that you were unafraid of Predators, Ramada." Altoc sighed. "You ambushed a clan of them in that bar in Praxas VI!"
"They were warriors by nature! They should've been prepared for a barfight." Ramada sniffed arrogantly.
"Ramada, Predators don't believe in ambushing. They're hunters. They believe in single warriors taking on single prey. They live by a very strict code of honor. If you insult that honor, they get revenge. If you ambush a clan, a clan will come after you." Altoc warned. Ramada scowled at the floating disco ball-like machine.
"They can send down as many as they want! Ramada will face them all! To battle!" Ramada took to the air and flew towards the ship.
"Oh dear…" Altoc sighed. "So impulsive, and such a temper. It's a wonder she still lives." Meanwhile, Eugene Patilio, the Fabulous Frog-Man, was also hopping toward the scene, using the jets on his boots to increase his jumping speed and distance.
"My scans can't identify that spaceship." Eugene mumbled to himself. "Something tells me that I'm going be able to give this modified costume a real field test." The ship landed in the middle of a city street, causing cars to stop suddenly and crash, and people to freak out. "Oh boy." He gulped.
In a nearby alley
"Hand over your money!" A thief shouted at an elderly couple, pointing a gun at them. The frightened elder couple threw out their valuables. The thief, still jeeping his gun on them, picked the valuables up. He put them in his jacket pocket. The thief smirked evilly as he wrapped his other hand around his gun. No witnesses. Oh yeah, this is going to be the perfect crime, baby. The thief cocked his gun. He was about to fire the gun at the innocent elderly couple when he suddenly got impaled from behind by a blade. The elderly couple screamed in horror as the thief's body was dropped to the ground and their savior revealed himself. It was a Predator.
(1) - See "Uncanny Excalibur"
(2) - In "Uncanny Wolverine", Wolverine fought a Predator
Next: Way To Go, Ramada!