Ahahahahahaha... Don't ask. Just... don't.
Most of you, I know, will be glad to know this is NOT Elricest. :3 (In fact, neither of the Elric brothers are even mentioned. xD)
Prompt: Slash
Genre: Humour/Parody
Rating: K+
Warnings: AU, because how the hell else would you get laptops in 1914?
Disclaimer~
Slash
Roy's eyes narrowed in dangerous anger at his onyx eyes skimmed the laptop screen in front of him. "What is this... 'slash'?"
Falman cleared his throat and straightened his back as he drawled, "'Slash', otherwise known as 'yaoi', 'shonen-ai' and 'BL', short for 'boys love', is the romantic relationship between two men in fiction, most commonly fanfiction... which would be what you're reading right now, sir."
Havoc almost dropped the cigarette he was attempting to light without Hawkeye seeing in shock when Roy let out a murderous snarl from behind his mahogany desk.
"This..." Roy gave up on words and harshly tugged a glove out of his azure uniform pocket. He was about to snap when Hawkeye calmly took his wrist, reminding him that if he broke the laptop he'd have to pay for it out of his own pocket.
So instead, Roy headdesked.
"What is it, sir?" Breda asked when he'd regained consciousness (Roy's growl had been very scary).
There was no reply from the mop of black hair - which was a bad sign in itself - but when Hawkeye's blonde eyebrow rose and her deep brown eyes widened as she scanned the typed font on the shiny screen, the rest of the team knew they were all doomed.
"What is it?" Breda asked again, this time his voice a few semitones higher and there was an audible shake to his voice.
Riza continued staring at the offending screen for a few more seconds before blinking twice, as if snapping out of a trance, and glancing at her colleague. "I... I think it would be best if you never found out."
And with that, she viciously yanked the cable out of the electronic device.