A/N: HEY EVERYONE! How're you guys doing? Is anyone else as excited as I still am about Froot (aka Marina and The Diamonds new track)? Because if you aren't you should go listen right now! If you ARE... LET'S TALK ABOUT IT! Ok, I wanna say something. For those of you with accounts, I try to reply to each of you if/when you leave a review. But I can't do that with my very wonderful and precious Guests so I'm gonna do that right here, right now. Now, I've given you all nicknames because you didn't sign off with your own nickname.

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"Hold still."

"I'm trying to but you're tickling my feet."

Piper looks up upon hearing this new piece of very important information and Alex reads every single ounce of playfulness in the blonde's eyes. Alex is ticklish.

She gives the blonde her most serious look, "Piper, I swear to god you better not get any ideas. Not a single one."

"I'll behave, I promise." She does her best to keep a straight face. "I'll finish this coat and then you let it dry before we do the second coat or else it'll look weird." As she finished applying the first coat of nail polish to Alex's big toe she lightly blew on it as she not-so-subtly gives the sole of Alex's foot a feather light touch.

Alex looks at Piper directly, "if at any moment it sounded like I was joking about the tickling, let me assure you, I wasn't." Piper continues lightly touching the brunette's foot.

"Piper… I'm serious. The last time someone did that I accidentally kicked them in the face and broke their nose."

"Yeah, but I know you're not gonna kick me." Piper wiggles her nose as if she's Samantha Stephens herself. "You'd never dream of breaking this nose", she says and she touches it with her left index finger.

Alex begins to lift off of the pillows on Piper's bed when she feels a sore muscle in her back. "Fuck, I knew I'd paid for it sooner or later."

"Pay for what?"

"I helped lift a box that I shouldn't have and now by back muscles are making me pay for it."

"Oh, well, I've got just the thing for that." Piper gives her a smile and walks into her bathroom. As she's looking in the cabinet under the sink she calls out to Alex, "I actually made this a couple of weeks ago, but I was waiting," she walks back into her room, looks up from the bottle and smiles at Alex, "for the perfect moment to use it."

"What is that?" the brunette slowly lies back onto the pillows.

"Massage oil."

"Massage oil. You made massage oil?"

"I didn't make the oil, I just… added the scents and things."

"And things?"

"It's organic, which means it's also edible, so it's flavored too."

"You made scented and edible massage oil." Alex nods her head in approval.

"Alex, it's just massage oil."

"Yes, but it's also edible. Why would you think of making a massage oil edible without certain intentions behind it."

Piper didn't answer her. "Just… take your shirt of and lie on your stomach."

"Custom made, edible massage oil and assertive behavior. I've gotta say, I'm liking this side of you."

Alex gets up off the bed and strips down and gets as naked as the day she was born. Piper gives her a look.

"Nothing you haven't seen before and besides I don't wanna get oil all over my clothes."

"Ok then let me just grab you a towel-"

"A towel for what?"

"…so you can cover yourself?"

Alex laughs loudly at that as she gets back in bed and lies on her stomach. "Not necessary, Pipes."

"Fine. But this time you really do have to hold still. I mean it."

"Whatever you say, kid." Alex inhales deeply and lets it out while she closes her eyes, ready to get rid of the ache that's been bothering her for days now.

Piper climbs onto the bed and kneels beside her girlfriend. "Ok, where are you feeling most of the pain?"

"Mostly in my lower back although I've been holding a lot of tension in my shoulders too." Alex says as she removes her glasses and hands them to Piper so she can put them on the nightstand. "Also, when did you become a masseuse?"

"I'm not licensed or anything, but I've watched over sixty hours of footage on YouTube." Piper says confidently.

"Right. Just don't fuck up my back, ok?"

"I won't. At least I think I won't." The blonde adds as an after thought.

Piper grabs the bottle off of the nightstand and opens it. She then places it against the brunettes shoulder so she can move her hair out of the way.

"What's that smell?"

"What, the oil?"

"Yeah, I know that smell." Alex sniffs towards the bottle.

"Oh it's just a smell I like. Nothing in particular."

"Is it a combination of something? 'Cause it smells pretty good."

"No, nope. Just one scent. Helps keep the focus on the massage."

"What is it?"

"It's just a smell, Alex, it's not really important."

"Why don't you wanna tell me the smell?"

"I don't not want to tell you. I just don't think it matters."

"Piper, what scent is that?"

"It's a dessert smell."

Alex turns over, looks at Piper and raises her eyebrows.

"Ok, fine. I'll tell you." Piper looks away and breathes in. "Marzipan."

"Marzipan! I knew I recognized it. Why marzipan though?"

"Just… fond memories. Now turn back around so I can help work out the knots in your back." Alex turns around and settles in.

Piper grabs the bottle and slowly lets the oil drip out onto Alex's back. First on her lower back, just a few drops here and there. She's about to place the bottle back on the nightstand when she gets an idea. Piper lets the oil drip onto Alex's shoulders. She leaves a trail down her spine and makes her way back up coating the brunette's back with enough oil so that it drips down her sides.

Alex feels the oil spill over. She feels it on her stomach, on her neck and on her breasts. She doesn't say anything, just smiles and catches on rather quickly to what her girlfriend is up to.

"Ok, I'm gonna start. Let me know how the pressure is, ok?"

Alex simply makes a noise to let her know she understood.

Piper puts two drops of oil onto her left hand and puts the bottle aside. She rubs the oil into both hands and slowly does the same on Alex's back. She moves her hands down to the brunette's lower back and begins putting pressure on it with her fingertips.

"Is this alright?"

"Mhm."

She moves her hands on the brunette's back in opposite directions in a circular motion. Slowly she adds slightly more pressure while shuffling a little closer to Alex's body.

"Still ok?"

"Oh yeah, very ok."

Piper continues her work, her legs now in direct contact with Alex's torso.

"Shit."

"What?"

"I got oil on my clothes."

"Should've followed my lead."

"Hang on."

Piper gets off the bed and takes of her shirt and shorts, tossing them towards her designated dirty clothes corner. She climbs back onto her bed in only her underwear and resumes the massage.

"What, I don't get a naked massage?"

Piper doesn't respond. "If you don't sit still, you're getting no massage at all." Alex just smiles as she lies her head back down.

Piper continues slowly massaging Alex's lower back while ever so slowly running the heel of her hand up her spine, stopping half way up, with slight pressure. As Piper is concentrated on the task at hand, Alex lets out the most enticing moan. Piper stops mid-massage and just stares at the back of the brunette's head for a few seconds.

"No, don't stop." She whispers.

That's all it takes for Piper to switch from innocent massage to something a little more adult.

She grabs the oil again and starts dripping a generous amount on Alex's ass. The brunette feels it and only smiles, prepared for whatever her girlfriend has in mind. It pours down the sides and right down her ass into her center, adding to the moisture that's already begun to collect. Piper begins to massage her ass.

"Is this alright?"

"A little more pressure. Yeah, just like that."

Piper takes her hands and massages the brunette's waist. "You know, they say massages can cure just about any muscle related injury." Again applying pressure on her lower back. "Even headaches. Our muscles sometimes get overworked and we don't even notice." She moves down to her ass, palming and applying pressure with her fingertips. "We often feel aches and pains that are warning signs to something more serious, but we often ignore those signs because the pain isn't severe enough." Just as she's about to massage another area, Piper quickly and lightly runs her index finger up Alex's slit.

After a sharp intake of breath the brunette lets out a low and raspy chuckle. "Is that right? Massages are good for all that?"

"Mhm," Piper grabs the bottle again and changes her position. Climbing off the bed she walks around to the foot of the bed and slightly nudges Alex's legs apart. She begins dripping oil on her legs as she continues to speak. "There are certain areas where if you massage, the person being massaged can be relieved of all pain and tension."

"Oh yeah? Tell me more about that."

Piper starts massaging Alex's feet. "Well, your feet for example, there's certain pressure points where if I hit them, I can help get rid of your headache." Switching from one foot to the other. "And your ankles? Same thing. Your Achilles tendon can get very stiff if you don't wear the proper footwear- which you don't- and if you over work it –which you do.

"I've got a few other pressure points I'd like you to take care of also."

Piper smiles and moves up to her calves. "I'm sure you do. You know, if you don't wear the proper footwear you could be putting extra pressure on your calves and knees." She drags her knuckles with slight pressure up and down the brunette's calves receiving only a moan as a response.

With nothing but the worst intentions Piper makes her way up to Alex's thighs. "And if left untreated, these injuries could become permanent and you could be limited to the amount and kinds of activities you're permitted to participate in." She grabs a thigh in each hand and applies pressure. Starting on the outside she massages inward with her fingertips, going higher and higher each time. She goes as high as she could possibly go without giving Alex the touch she craved.

She moved toward the brunette's back and heard a very clear complaint from the brunette. "Is everything ok?" She knew Alex wouldn't admit it, she knew that Alex liked to be in control and she wasn't at the moment. Having Alex at her mercy was better than she could've imagined.

"Everything's just swell." She mumbled not bothering to hide her displeasure.

Piper continued massaging Alex's lower back making sure her back pain was actually taken care of. After a minute she kept one hand massaging her back while the other went back to her inner thigh. Piper massaged her thigh and lightly grazed Alex's center. Piper swears she purred.

The blonde lets the brunette know she wants her to flip over. Alex turns, "finally." And she moves towards Piper.

"Nuh uh." Piper puts one finger on her chest and pushes her back. "I told you to hold still and I meant it. You're not allowed to move 'til I say so. If you do, I'll stop." Piper could practically see Alex's eyes flash with desire and excitement.

Alex smiles and slowly lies back. "Two can play this game. Just remember that."

Piper returns her smile and grabs the bottle of oil. At an almost agonizingly slow pace she lets the oil fall around Alex's breasts, drop by drop.

Alex watches. She watches as Piper looks her right in the eyes and purposely does all this to her.

Piper places the bottle leaning against Alex's side. She takes her hands and one behind the other, palms flat against the brunette's chest she slides them in between her breasts, up her shoulders and to her neck. Slowly she removes her hands from the brunette's neck and places them on either side as she leans down to whisper something in her ear. As she does, their breasts come into contact and Alex let's out an almost pained hiss.

"Does that feel alright? Is the pressure ok?" Piper hovers over the brunette's face. Alex tries to kiss her, but she pulls away. "I meant what I said. No moving."

Alex can barely keep it together at this point. Struggling against every touch that's slowly and purposely ignited a fire within her. Piper sits back up and continues her massage. She spreads the oil with her fingertips on the base of Alex's breasts, slowly working her way up. Alex's breathing is getting shallow. She massages each one individually, giving each of them the deserved attention.

Just when Alex thinks she's about to cave, Piper stops. The brunette's eyes are closed at this point and she tries to take deeps breaths to regain control over her body. Then she feels it, a drop of oil lands very closely to her nipple. Her eyes shoot open and Piper is looking at her with a look she knows very well.

"Piper…"

"Yeah?"

"Piper…"

"Yeeesss?"

Piper continues with the oil, this time not missing her mark. A drop of oil lands right on the brunette's nipple and she nearly chokes. Piper then rubs the oil in. Nothing in the room has changed since the start of the massage, and Alex doesn't know what's happening but suddenly the oil feels like fire on her skin. Piper puts some oil onto the tip of her index finger and while not breaking eye contact puts her finger in Alex's mouth.

"How's that taste?"

Alex doesn't say a word. She can't. If she does, she just may lose what little control she has left.

"Is it good?" Alex nods. "Hmm. Let me see."

Piper lets oil drip onto Alex's other nipple and brings her mouth down over it. Alex begins to move her hand, but decides not to give the blonde any reason to stop.

A few minutes later the blonde brings her head up slightly, "you were right. It is good." And with one last lick of the brunette's nipple, causing her to arch her back, Piper sits back up. She grabs the oil and slowly makes a trail of oil droplets down the middle of Alex's torso, stopping at her navel. Beginning just under the brunette's breasts, the blonde begins to massage, moving down ever so slowly every so often.

When Piper reaches her navel she dips her oil covered finger in, removes it and traces the opening a few times. She looks up and sees that Alex is watching her intently, not even bothering to blink anymore. Her breathing is shallow and she's almost trembling. She smiles rather smugly at bringing Alex to this point, something she's never been able to do before.

Motivated by her girlfriend's reaction the blonde once again grabs the bottle and begins dripping more. Starting just below the navel she makes a trail downward. Purposely making sure she goes as slow as possible. After each drop she draws a line from the previous one connecting the two.

"Everything ok, Al? Want me to stop? You look kind of tired."

Unable to speak or do anything else besides shake her head, Alex holds Piper's gaze and gives her answer.

"Ok, just checking." Piper's devilish smile and behavior are new to Alex, but she hopes to seem them again soon and a lot more often. Alex closes her eyes a minute and tries to concentrate on something, anything else, to help her. She thinks about the smell of the oil. And how it's so decadent. How it's such an uncommon treat and used in making such beautiful works of food-related art. It's not as common as chocolate or as easily accessible as ice cream. No, for this treat you had to know how to make it properly, something you put time and effort into. She thought about what that meant, why Piper chose that specific scent to add to the oil. She then felt something that ripped her from her almost dreamlike state. Her body lifted slightly off the bed and her eyes flew open only to see Piper staring straight at her, eyes bluer than the ocean on a clear summer day.

She looks at Piper's hand and where she's dripping the oil and feels it run slowly down her slit. Every so often Piper will let a drop or two land right on her clit.

"Piper, for fuck's sake."

"What's wrong?"

Alex nearly growls at her and she has to try hard not to laugh at the brunette's tenuous grasp on her own self-control. It must be taking her every ounce of concentration she has not to just flip me over right now. She sets the bottle aside and resumes her massage.

Starting at the brunette's hips she brings her hands in and onto the top of her thighs, deliberately avoiding where Alex wants her most.

"You seem very tense, Al. More so than when I started. What's the matter?" Piper's tone is playful, but Alex isn't really in the mood for games at this point.

No answer.

She continues the massage, moving towards the brunette's inner thighs, pressing her fingertips in with slight pressure and stopping short once again.

A sharp intake of breath and Piper decides she'll reward Alex for playing along.

Piper moves her hands to Alex's groin, running her thumbs up and down. Letting them slightly dip into her girlfriend's folds, stopping short of her most sensitive spot.

When Alex thought she wouldn't be able to handle anymore, about ready to end this ridiculous game, she felt Piper's tongue. One broad lick right up her slit, from her entrance to her clit. She let out a sound Piper had never heard her make before, which only spurred her on. Piper had never seen Alex so wet before. She felt a certain amount of pride in her accomplishment and continued lapping at her girlfriend's arousal. Occasionally sucking at her lips, dipping her tongue in her entrance, touching the tip of her tongue ever so lightly on Alex's clit. She felt the brunette's hand on the back of her head as she got really, really into it.

"Mmm, oh my god, Al. You taste… amazing."

"Fuck, Piper." Alex let's out breathlessly.

Piper continues her slow torture. When she feels that Alex is close to the edge, she stops. When Alex doesn't feel her for more than five seconds, she opens her eyes, and asks, not bothering to hide her anger.

"What the fuck, Piper?! I wasn't finished."

"Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were. Did you want me to continue?"

"Piper, I swear to god you will pay for this. For all of this."

Smiling and almost giddy at the promise Piper lowers her mouth over the brunette's clit but doesn't make contact. She lightly blows on it. Changing the pressure of her breath every few seconds. Slowly the very tip of her tongue makes contact. Piper teases Alex mercilessly for another minute before taking pity on her. She sucks on the brunette's most sensitive spot until all she can do is swear at Piper.

Alex's grip tightens on Piper's hair and the blonde knows she's about to climax. She increases the pressure and continues with her tongue. Within seconds Alex pulls on Piper's hair so forcefully the blonde winces in pain, but doesn't stop.

She calls out her girlfriend's name as she comes, "Piper." The blonde still doesn't stop. Alex can't hold still anymore. "Fuck, Piper," she holds Alex down with her left hand and enters her with her right index and middle fingers. Suckling at the brunette's clit as she pumps in and out of her, she can feel the muscles in Alex's abdomen tighten under her other hand. She knows that she's about to climax again. "PIPER. FUCK ME." Piper continues a few more seconds until Alex gently tugs on her hair.

With her left hand next to the brunette's hip, she raises herself up and watches Alex regain her composure. When she opens her eyes and looks directly into Piper's eyes, the blonde takes her two fingers and puts them in her mouth, licking them clean. She then wipes her mouth on the inside of the same forearm. Alex watches this silently, almost ready to go another round already at the mere sight of the gesture.

"I just did."

"What?" Alex responds still slightly out of breath.

"You told me to fuck you… I just did." And since she's feeling cheeky she gives Alex her signature thousand watt smile.

Alex just throws her head back further into the pillow and laughs a full and loud laugh. "You're something else, you know that?"

"Yeah, well, when they made me they broke the mould."

After a few seconds of rest Alex speaks up, "ok. Ok, now it's my turn." She points to Piper's underwear, "take it off." And Piper does so with a smile.

Alex quickly pins Piper down and says, "hope you're ready for this."

She lays the full length of her body onto Piper's and the feeling causes the blonde to sigh in what can only be described as relief. She'd been working Alex over for the better part of an hour and had, as a result, gotten herself worked up also. Alex, of course, knew this and planned to take advantage of the fact.

Alex began to kiss her deeply, not wasting any time. Moving the kisses down to her neck, her shoulders, between her breasts, giving each breast her undivided attention.

"Where's the oil?"

Breath shallow Piper responds, "nightstand."

Alex grabs the bottle and pours a few drops on her girlfriend's abdomen and begins to properly torture her.

After what feels like hours, but really only ten minutes, Piper begins to shamelessly beg. "Alex, please, I get it. Just-," Alex gives her clit a firm but very swift flick with her tongue, "fuck Alex. I get it, I do. But please, please… hurry the fuck up."

Letting out a throaty and very mischievous chuckle, Alex begins to pay back the blonde for the past hour.

After Piper's sixth orgasm, her voice was hoarse and her throat raw from screaming.

"Your neighbors are gonna think I'm trying to murder you."

"What a way to go though."

Alex leans over and begins to kiss her. After a few seconds she deepens the kiss and her hand travels down to Piper's center. As expected the blonde was more than ready for her and Alex entered her as slowly as she possibly could.

"God, I fucking hate it when you do that."

Alex knew what she meant, but decided to have some fun, "when I do what? This?" She moved her fingers deeper into the blonde and put her thumb on the blonde's clit.

Alex smiled when she felt Piper arch off the bed. "Is that what you meant? Or did you mean this?" Alex slightly increased the pressure with her thumb and watched as Piper could no longer produce anymore sound, but her lips still moved.

Slowly Alex moved down her body, her hand never stopping. Pausing at her breasts, her navel, and finally arriving where she needed to be. Before she could replace her thumb with her tongue, Piper began to nearly growl.

Alex looks up, intrigued at this new occurrence. "Everything ok there?" No answer.

Alex kept her hand going and just watched Piper for a few minutes. She decided that if she could, she'd do this all day, every day. Pleasuring Piper was her new favorite hobby.

Suddenly Piper let out an almost primal growl and simultaneously Alex felt a sudden wetness all over her hand and forearm. Thoroughly surprised, but not stopping Alex just kept watching Piper. The blonde fell back, panting, completely unaware of anything else at the moment. Alex eases her hand to a stop and waits for Piper to look at her.

When she finally does the brunette speaks up, "I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was that good."

Piper looks away and covers her eyes with the backs of her hands. "Shut up."

Alex laughs openly and is not ready to drop what just happened. "Maybe I should write a tutorial, you know."

"Alex…"

"I'm serious, Pipes, not everyone can do that. I could sell it as an e-book."

"Alex. Shut. Up."

The brunette's face hovers over Piper's and she kisses her. "About this? Never."

"You two are gonna make me lose my lunch if you don't stop it."

Nicky sat across from Alex and Piper as the three had lunch. The two women having lunch was a regular occurrence, with each of their friends joining them occasionally.

"You're just saying that because Lorna's away for the week and you're feeling lonely." Piper teases Nicky while absently rubbing Alex's thigh. The brunette responds by kissing her on the cheek and wrapping her arm around the blonde.

"I'm not lonely. Do I miss her? Of course. Am I happy she's getting some much needed downtime with her sister? Absolutely. But me? Lonely? No, I don't think so." Nicky stirs the ice in her drink with the straw. "Besides, I've got like ten documentaries in my Netflix instant queue."

"Are any of them about mold? Or plastic?" Piper asks.

Alex laughs out loud recalling the night she's referring to.

"What the fuck are you talkin' about?"

Alex excuses herself to go to the restroom as Piper answers Nicky. "Oh, um, Alex played some stupid prank on me once. She put on a documentary about mold and then when she noticed I wasn't into it she put on one about plastic."

"How is that a prank?"

"Well, it wasn't really matching the tone of the night, you know?"

"Matching the tone? Wait, this was that night you two first had sex, wasn't it?"

Piper looks at Nicky for a second, "how do you know that?"

"Uh, because Alex told me."

"She told you?"

"Well, not out right, but it was written all over her face."

"Ok, but does she ever talk about me, about…. us?"

"Yeah, she said you're a squirter." Nicky took a sip of her drink.

"What? She actually said that? No, that's not- Never- Ok. One time. Only once. And neither of us was expecting it. It sorta just….. happened."

Piper looked at Nicky's face and she swore she'd never seen Nicky look so over joyed.

"I was kidding, but it's good to know that!"

Piper froze. And when Alex returned to the table she was still wearing the same horrified expression.

"Are you ok?"

"Oh, she's fine. Maybe she just needs to go to the restroom and, uh, you know, throw some water on her face. A little splash, a spritz, a squirt."

At this Piper looks directly at Nicky's smiling face.

Alex, thoroughly confused, replies, "…..ok. Do you wanna go before we leave?"

"Yeah, fire hose, you should go before we leave. Traffic at this hour is hell and you don't know how long it'll be before we get back to the store."

In an attempt to get away from Nicky, Piper decides it's best she goes to the restroom. As she's walking away Nicky calls out, "Oh, yeah, don't get the counters all wet. You know how those faucets are, if you handle 'em too much they'll spray all over you."

Piper freezes, not turning around. She hangs her head and quickly makes her way to the ladies room.

"What was that all about?" the brunette asks.

"What do you mean?"

"All the water talk."

"I'm just concerned for my friend's well being is all. Is that so wrong? For me to care if your girlfriend looks a little pale?"

"Right, ok. You're not gonna tell me. Don't worry, I'll get it out of Piper."

"Oh, my friend, I'm sure you will."