Hey! sorry for the long wait boys and girls, so excited to update that I quickly rush to the computer with out even changing my clothes from the trip XD
Anyway, thanks for all the reviews while I was out. Glad that you still supported this fic and after I finished this or in the last chapter I'll maybe make a chapter about Tom before Olaf found him XD if you guys want it of course.
Also thanks to the people who reviewed:
Princess Hephzi of Arendale:Right, thanks for that confirmation XD and thanks for saying that, really made me feel better XD also hope you like this part, this chapter is what am i waiting for so again HOPE you'll like it XD
ScarletX:Thanks for reminding me of that and I realized that I could have updated this chapter last May 30 in honor of Idina Menzel :( oh well, can't change the past now XD so thanks for reminding me
TomCatFan98: thanks for taking your time to leave a review, I very much appreciate it XD glad I can make you laugh, the part you mentioned about the swearing, yeah it happened to me in real life when I was about to say it but realized that their are a bunch of kids looking at me so I covered it up by saying chef instead so really glad you like it XD
Prince Jake 32: Thanks for the compliment! glad that you liked it, don't worry I purposely hid my gender so I can be mysterious and stuff and you're free to call me dude, I mean seriously, this is a free world after all! XD
SuperNova co: Thanks for that, try not to laugh too hard or maybe your family might sue me for your death XD so again Thank You and hope I won't disappoint you in this chapter
Alese222: HAHAHA! yeah, I get it that Kristoff's traumatized by now but don't worry, I'm won't make him suffer...much XD and are you kidding? Tom will not rest until he find his true love because love can overcome any obstacle, especially if that obstacle is the wall XD "Love will never Fade Away!"
Guest: wow! thanks for the compliment and sorry if i caused that, but friendly advice, you shouldn't drink while reading funny stories, major bad effect XD also thanks for loving the song!(credits to song writers of Frozen)
RedKnight13: Thanks for the compliment dude, but I wouldn't call this a masterpiece if I were you but whatever floats your boat, I guess XD
game on 24: Thanks and I swear, I'm not trying to kill you or anything, but I can't exactly lessen this humor going on here and this fic wouldn't be labeled as humor if it isn't funny, won't it? still thanks for the complement XD
Ceikaiyia Cheeks THE DIRECTOR: Alright, glad it made you smile and if i DO have time maybe I'll check your story out but I would much prefer your Frozen Bloopers and Random Outtakes cause it really made me laugh XD
Anyways, as ScarletX said that last May 30 it was Idina Menzel's b-day and i really regretted that I didn't update on that day, Oh Man! this would go perfectly on that day, curious? Then read to find out what am I talking about XD
Disclaimer: As always (I'm beginning to think I'm like a broken tape recorder XD) I DO NOT OWN FROZEN OR OTHER THINGS RELATED TO FROZEN AND DISNEY
so Please, Enjoy the Chapter!
Back with Anna, along with a breathless mountain man, was running around the village looking for the theater place where the play is being held.
Occasionally, some of the villagers would stop what they're doing to greet their beloved princess and take time to look at the little fur ball in their princess's arms and some even manage to tickle Elsa's tummy and escape unscathed, maybe because Elsa has the right sense of mind that these is just the effect of this form and just tried to ignore the loud "Awe!" when Anna would pass by them.
One of the village girls that approached them even asked Anna for the name of the 'kitten' and she absentmindedly said "it's Elsa'" and it took the entire being of said person not to slap herself in front of the crowd of kids
"Elsa? As in, Queen Elsa?" the little girl asked
"Umm…" Anna stuttered trying to think of an excuse "Yeah, because…she's cute like this cat, right? And also has adorable blue eyes like her!" she said and mentally sighed in relief when the girl bought her excuse
"Well it was a very nice pleasure to meet you, Elsa" the girl said as she gently rubbed Elsa's chin causing a delighted expression to appear.
Anna smiled at that but then she remembered why they came here in the first place "sorry little one but I'm kind of in a hurry but maybe someday I'll let you play with her a little longer, okay?" and got a nod in response then the little girl bid them good bye and happily meet back with her friends, excited to tell them that she talked with the princess.
Meanwhile back at Albert,
"Sir, we have arrived at the docks" one of the sailors said
"Excellent, if anyone asks, I am Princess Anika of the Northern Isles and wanted to station a meeting with the Queen about opening trade between our two kingdoms" the prince said adjusting his voice back to his feminine version as he adjusted his…royal mountains and added a small portion of perfume to seal the deal with his look.
"Of course, Your Highness" the crew member said still doubting if this plan will work
As if reading his mind, he said "Come now my friend, don't worry about this, I am perfectly sure that this plan of mine is fool proof" when he saw the distress look on the sailor's face
Once they docked the vessel along with some other ships and the plank has been lowered, Albert took only a few steps forward before he hit face first on the ground, obviously not used to high heels for walking.
One of the Arendellian dock workers regarded "her" oddly until the same sailor the prince has been talking to earlier helped "the lady" back to her feet while muttering "I meant to do that" and as much dignity she can muster, made her way to the castle.
All of the crew members aboard are controlling the urge to keep themselves from face palming in front of the crowd, all of them thinking the same thing "We're dead" and dreading the worst.
Back to the Royal Sisters,
They arrived just in time at the theatre and manage to get a seat at the perfect spot.
"This is so exciting!" said an energetic Princess as she bounced up and down in her seat
"Hey, calm down feisty pants or you'll break your chair before the show even begins" Kristoff said with a grin, finding his girlfriend's energy amusing.
Anna glared at her boyfriend in response and decided to calm down a little and placed her sister on her lap so she could get a good view at the stage.
"Hey Anna?" the mountain man asked
"Yes?"
"I have to go"
"What?"
"I have to go because since you actually dragged me over here, I didn't get the time to do it"
"Ok fine but be back okay?"
"Great, thanks" then he left, since it was dark inside he manage to trip every few steps before he reached the restroom.
Anna just sighed as she waited for him to return while absentmindedly scratching the cat's belly, although Elsa welcomed the sensation she can't help but sense that something's bothering her sister.
So using her paw, she halted the wrist from its movement causing the young princess to look at her with a confused expression "what?" seeing her sister giving her a look
"What's wrong?" Elsa asked/whispered when she saw a group of women passing by
"Huh? Oh it's nothing" Anna replied but her sister just gave her a disbelieving look so she sighed and said "well, I'm just being paranoid that's all, since maybe any minute now there's always trouble waiting to happen and you know what they say, "it's the calm before the storm" so yeah" she finished lamely
Elsa nodded in acknowledgement and indeed, there was a few times that Elsa did seem paranoid as well but manage to overcame this with the knowledge of her sister here to help here so it's about time she returns the favor.
"Hey, as long as I'm here with you, we can get through anything now so try not worry so much about it, okay? And stop being so pessimistic, that's my job your stealing" she manage to joke and earned a giggle in the process
"I guess you're starting to rub off on me, aren't you?" Anna said with a smile then she noticed that an old lady was staring at her oddly like she was talking to the cat so she scooted a little distance away from her and Anna can't help but blush and this caused a slight giggle from the feline.
Kristoff returned with a bag of popcorn in his hand and noticed his girlfriend blushing "What did I miss?" his question directed more so to Elsa than Anna but just got a quick "nothing" so he shrug deciding not to push it.
The lights suddenly turned on in the dim room and it focused more in the center of the stage and out came a person and he/she cleared his/her throat then said:
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome to the first and ever Frozen Play hosted by yours truly, directed and written by Chris Buck, Jennifer Lee and Shane Morris, produced by John Lasseter (executive producer) and Peter Del Vecho, edited by Jeff Draheim, music by Christophe Beck and the husband and wife songwriting team, Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson Lopez!"
There was a loud applauds by the crowd but was silenced by The Host and continued "…and before we begin, I will repeat that I do not own any characters here and all rights go to Disney…"
"What's the host talking about?" Kristoff asked/ whispered to Anna
"I don't know either" and both quickly silenced by a quiet "Hush!" by the cat
"…so please, enjoy the show!" then the host disappeared when the curtains opened and a choir began to sing "Vuelie":
"Na na na heyana
Hahiyaha naha
Naheya heya na yanuwa
Hanahe yunuwana
Na na na heyana
Hahiyaha naha
Naheya heya na yanuwa
Hanahe yunuwana
Na na na heyana
Hahiyaha naha
Naheya heya na yanuwa
Hanahe yunuwana
Na na na heyana"
"Hahiyaha naha
Naheya heya na yanuwa
Hanahe yunuwana (ha ha ya)
Nuwa nu
Nuwa heya nu
Nuwa nu
Nuwa heya nu
Nuwa nu
Nuwa nu
Na na na heyana
Hahiyaha naha
Naheya heya na yanuwa
Hanahe yunuwana"
While there are snowflakes falling in the center of the stage and all of the audience are amazed
then the scene change when instantly all the boys wearing ice harvester's clothing appeared, all of them wielding a saw and they began to sing a song Kristoff is too familiar with:
"Born of cold and winter air
and mountain rain combining"
"This icy force both foul and fair
has a frozen heart worth mining."
"So cut through the heart, cold and clear.
Strike for love and strike for fear."
"See the beauty, sharp and sheer
Split the ice apart
And break the frozen heart"
Hup! Ho!
Watch your step!
Let it go!
Hup! Ho!
Watch your step!
Let it go!
Kid 1:
Beautiful!
Kid 2:
Powerful!
Kid 3:
Dangerous!
Kid 1:
Cold!
"Ice has a magic,
can't be controlled."
"Stronger than one,
Stronger than ten,
Stronger than a hundred men! Ho!"
"Born of cold and winter air
and mountain rain combining"
"This icy force both foul and fair
has a frozen heart worth mining."
"Cut through the heart, cold and clear.
Strike for love and strike for fear"
"There's beauty and there's danger here
Split the ice apart
Beware the frozen heart..."
Anna gently patted Elsa's head affectionately when she noticed she tensed a little "Hey, don't worry about it okay?" she whispered
Elsa nodded, thinking she's stupid to believe that this song is talking about her and her powers, right?
The scene changed and the scenery looks like one of the bedrooms in the castle, and not just any bedroom, hers and Anna's bedroom.
There in the bed, lies a girl that resembles Elsa and after a few minutes, a girl that looks like Anna began whispering "Elsa, psst, Elsa … wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" she said as she sat on top of the Elsa look alike and that got the girl to wake up "Anna…go back to sleep" she said tiredly
"Wow Elsa, she really portrayed your personality right" Anna admired
"But I just can't! The Sky's awake, so I'm awake so we have to play!" the actress of Anna said dramatically putting her hands in her forehead in distress
"And she did a fine job on you too, dear sister" Elsa teased causing the girl to pout
"go back to sleep" said the younger Elsa as she playfully pushed her sister off her
The girl was thrown off in the side of the bed but she is determined so she got back up and opened one of her sister's eye and said the meaningful words the two royal sisters shared over the past few years "Do you wanna build a Snowman?" and that caused the elder to fully open her eyes with a smile on her face.
Elsa's breath hitched as the scenery change into the ballroom of the castle while the little Anna was dragging the older girl yelling "Come on…Come on… Come on!" impatiently.
"Do the magic! Do the magic!" Anna said and the older obliged and formed a ball of magic and threw it in the air causing a bunch of flurries to fall and a little Anna squealing in happiness "This is amazing!"
"Watch this!" Elsa said and stomps on the ground and the floor changes its color from lighting effects
Elsa slightly panicked after the two actresses finished building a snowman, skating and sliding at a makeshift slide with little Anna calling it "Tickle Bump!" and landed into a pile of snow, she then called out to her sister "Catch me!" as she began hopping on a little snow hill as her sister said "Hang on!"
Then the little girl began hopping up to an even larger snow hill, not paying attention to the plea of her sister "Wait, slow down!" until she slipped and scared that she can't catch her sister in time she yelled out "Anna!" once she raised her hand but accidentally hit her in the head instead, causing the audience to gasp at the sudden turn of events and the real Elsa can't take it anymore, so she hopped down on Anna's lap and made her way to the exit.
Anna noticed her sister leaving, thought something was wrong, so she tried to stand up but one of the audience said "Hey, down in front!" oblivious that he was talking to the princess, fully engrossed at the play.
Anna didn't mind him though, only focused on the cat that left, so she managed to escape the seat and made her way to the door leading the exit.
She finally caught up to her sister who was perched on top of the railing, looking over the fjord. She also noticed that her sister was crying so she gave her a few minutes to calm down, knowing how Elsa hates it when people see her cry, especially if that someone is her sister.
Luckily it was only a few seconds before finally she calmed down and without even looking behind her she said "Sorry about that, Anna" causing the said princess to jump, not realizing that her sister heard her so she answered back "it's okay, but if it makes you feel any better, you can tell me what made you act like that?" she asked hopefully
Elsa laughed dryly when she understand that her sister is right so with enough courage she patted the empty space beside, inviting Anna to sit next to her "You might want to sit down for this, it's actually a long story" to which Anna obeyed quietly "No more secrets" Elsa thought as she took a deep breath
"Earlier in the play, it got me thinking that coincidentally, most of the events did happen long ago" she started with Anna listen attentively, silently urging her to go on "I know you don't remember much of it but we never did play outside in the snow, it's always in the ball room, actually"
Now it was Anna who spoke this time "In the Ballroom? How can that be when there's no sno-" but Elsa cut her off "snow, I know but we did play there, almost every night actually and you already knew that I have powers, before the coronation even happened"
Seeing the confused look of her sister she continued "what you saw in the Play, when the actress portraying me hit you, she-I mean, I accidentally froze you're head…and I swear it's an accident Anna, I didn't mean to hit you, it was an accident!" she added immediately unaware she began to tear up again causing Anna to hug her sister and whispered soothing words.
Once she calmed down again, Anna asked "but why can't I remember? Your powers, the accident, all of it?"
Elsa sighed but knew it would come out sooner or later "when…I froze your head, I called out to Mama and Papa, we were thankful he knew where we can find someone to heal you, and that would be the Trolls"
Anna didn't speak for a moment, trying to process this new piece of information "So that's what Kristoff meant when he said he saw them do it before" she thought
"So…they healed me?"
Elsa bit her lip, then said "Yes, unfortunately the only way to save you is to removed all traces of my magic, changing all of your memories playing with my powers to make it seem we played outside every winter"
There was a heavy silence until Anna broke it "Well, that explains why I dreamt I was kissed by a troll" she joked trying to lighten the mood
Sighing, Anna said "Why didn't you told me? Why didn't Mama and Papa told me?"
"I was afraid of hurting you again so we decided in order to keep you and the kingdom safe, I need to stay in my room until I learn how to control it"
"and look where that got us!" Anna yelled not noticing that her sister winced at the loud tone, but she didn't care for the moment.
All these years spent wondering why her best friend/sister shut her out and completely ignored by their parents, she thought she was the one suffering all this years but it was her sister all along who felt like a prisoner in their own home, no, in her own room and every time she knocked on her door, it sends like a billion knives stabbed to Elsa's heart from the guilt she had after the accident.
Then it hit Anna like a punch from Marshmallow, if she didn't jumped from the snow piles and just listened to her sister to slow down, if she didn't woke her sister up in the dead of night to build a snowman and just slept and let her be then none of this wouldn't happened.
Her sister, Elsa wouldn't be feeling a large portion of fear during their childhood, all the years spent in your room thinking what you did your love one over and over again is enough to drive anyone to insanity, Anna was surprised how Elsa maintained her sanity all this long and she just realized this now?
"Anna?" the kitten asked as she saw her sister seem to battling emotions then it settled into one emotion; anger.
"Why didn't you told me sooner?! They should have given us a chance then maybe we could have avoided what happened at your coronation! Then you wouldn't be too scared to approach let alone talk to anybody!" she continued her rant with only a few words circling over her head "It's my fault" "It's my fault" "It's my fault" the broken and scared look she saw her sister in the moment she told her she set off an eternal winter crushed her heart into a thousand pieces.
The young princess sunk down to the ground, breathing heavily then she wiped her tears she just noticed while she fumed and muttered a single thought on her mind "maybe it was better when I didn't exist"
*SLAP*
Anna recoiled back at the force and turned to see her sister, paws still posed on how the way she slapped Anna with a glare and said "How dare you say that!" also tearing up
The Princess of Arendelle who instantly got over from the shock and ignored the stinging pain in her cheek answered back "Well it's true anyway! If I didn't exist then maybe Arendelle can have the perfect girl they needed, I'm just the SPARE remember? so why would it matter if I didn't exist?!"
At that statement, cut Elsa's heart like a knife at her sister's remark "because you're my sister and I can't think of anyone who can make me laugh, comfort me when I'm sad and to be there for me, to be my best friend!"
She continued at an even calmer tone, not wanting to draw attention to the both of them
"and don't think it wouldn't matter if you don't exist, you're the most important person that matters to me from the moment I held you and I can't imagine a world without you so don't ever think so little of yourself just because others think you're a 'spare' you're my heir and if they got a problem with it, then so be it"
As soon as Elsa finished, Anna calmed down a bit and after a good few minutes
she timidly asked "is it true?" while looking at her eyes, not believing what she heard
Elsa answered almost immediately "more than life itself"
and without waiting for a response she hugged her sister, savoring the warmth her sister can bring to her cold body.
Anna hugged back as she cried too, savoring the moment she have with her sister once they pulled away, Elsa said to reassure herself and Anna "what's done is done Anna, we all make mistakes, but that doesn't mean we can't learn from them" then she remember her trip to the North Mountain as she builds her ice castle.
"The past is in the past, sometimes we just need to let it go and move on and that we will do better next time"
Anna nodded in agreement as she said "I'll try, and promise me you will too" and got a nod in response both instantly said "I love you" as they hugged again, both not wanting to let go of each other for fear that one of them will disappear at any moment.
Once they did, Anna wiped away her tears and so did Elsa and reluctantly, Anna stood up and said "come on, we better get back and I think maybe my song is coming up" as she smiled but it was gone when she noticed Elsa tensed.
She knelt down on the snowy ground and said "hey, if you feel uncomfortable we could wait out here and talk" she offered but got a shook 'no' from the cat as she said "no, I think I can handle it besides, I've got my sister with me" the last sentence she said it with a smile to which Anna smiled back as she scooped Elsa into her arms and went back inside.
Meanwhile near the Castle Gates,
Two palace guards posted near the gates are playing rock,paper,scissors until they noticed a lady approaching them, they quickly halted their game and asked her "Excuse, madame but may I help you?" said Guard 1
The woman, who was carrying a fan that covered her face, said "Good afternoon, gentlemen" she started, her voice caused the first guard to be in a hypnotic trance then she continued "I am Princess Anika of the Northern Isles and I request an audience with the Queen"
The guard that was gawking stupidly at the woman said in an almost flirty tone said "I'm sorry Princess but according to Princess Anna, the Queen is very sick at the moment but maybe I could…entertain you for the moment" he said as he raised his eyebrows encouragingly
The second guard gave his friend a glare as he said "what my friend means is that if you request an audience with the Queen maybe you can speak to her sister, Your Highness. I believe she is somewhere in the village watching a play"
Albert processed this new found information, realizing that where ever the princess is, the cat will follow. He chuckled deeply as he formulated a new plan; unfortunately he was heard by the guards.
"Wait a minute, you're that Prince that offended the Princess!" said Guard 2
"Umm…Well, offended is such a strong word…" he didn't get to finish as the two guards called for backup as he and his friend were nearing towards him, about to arrest the crazy man impersonating a woman.
Panicked, he reached into his dress and took out two apples from his chest in substitute for…reasons unknown to man and threw it at them, knocking those two to the ground.
Once he saw the guards groaning in pain, he stick out his tongue immaturely at them as he yelled "Suckers!" not bothering to mask his voice now, drawing attention to himself as he passed people who was staring at him oddly, while the mothers shield their children's eyes from the offending sight the Prince of the Southern Isles is making.
He sprinted off running towards the direction of his ship, which seems to be difficult to him since he was still wearing high heels but did managed to make a good long distance away from the palace guards, who looked angrier than before.
Not only did they let the man who hurt their Princess's feelings escape but they also let the man make a fool out of them. No One messes with the Royal Guards of Arendelle and gets away with it
The Captain of the Royal Guards can't seem to mask his anger so he shouted/asked "where are the two guards stationed at the gates?!"
The rest of the remaining security pointed over to the guards that were trying to shy away from the fuming leader but to their dismay it got him even angrier.
They both gulped at the angry gaze from their leader and wishing the ground would swallow them up.
"Which one of you two let that hooligan get away?" his tone sent shivers down their spines
Not hearing an answer he said "may I remind you gentlemen that we have sworn an Oath to protect Arendelle's Royals at all costs and if one of them is hurt, mainly the princess, then we will be spending our lives as ice statues in the Castle Garden, do I make myself clear?"
This time, he called out to all of Arendelle's security and all of the guards except the two responded with a "Yes Sir!"
Still not hearing a response from the two men he said "Fine then, return your uniforms to me later while I'll talk to Kai about this" seeing the two didn't move, heads bowed in shame, he shouted "Now!" and that got them scurrying back to the castle.
The captain rubbed the bridge of his nose, feeling a migraine coming along. He gestured to his fellow men to go back to their posts, to which they did after saluting to their superior.
"Kai's going to have my head when he hears about this" he thought miserably at the lecture he's gonna get from the father-figure of the Queen and Princess.
Unbeknownst to him, two cats saw the whole thing and Tom again formed a plan in his head.
"Uh-oh, I know that look and I'm pretty sure it's not good" Angelo said as he saw a familiar glint in one of his friend's eye, since the other one has an ice wrapped around it from the impact on the wall last time.
"You have guessed right my friend and this time-"Tom said but he was cut-off from the other cat
"No, No, No! THIS time, you're going to rest for now, I promised your sister when we left that I won't let anything happen to you. Are you really going to sacrifice your entire being, no matter how many lives you have, for a cat you just met?" Angelo asked
"Are you really asking me that question, Angelo?" Tom replied giving him a smirk
"I probably shouldn't but a cat can try, right?" the cat said already gaving up at convincing his friend to move on, hey if you can't beat them, then join them.
"So what's the plan, captain crazy?"
"Glad, you finally see things my way, my friend"
"Actually you left me no choice, might as well embrace the fun that'll come with this scheme of yours"
"Whatever floats your boat, now, you said she and the human, what's her name? Anna? Yes! Anna are at the Play?"
"Yup, that's what you heard so far while you're unconscious"
"This is splendid, so here's what we're going to do" he said as he begin whispering his another attempt to woo his 'True Love' and Angelo hoped that Tom's sister wouldn't kill them for this.
So their you have it! I'll try to update a little faster now that I have no more important distraction, I hope XD
So yeah, again glad you guys like this fic, and hopefully I didn't freak you out with how i made Albert like that but hope it's to you're liking and remember...Don't forget to look out for chapter 15 and hopefully i might get Tom to interact with Elsa again XD so tune in Next Time folks! Not promising that I'll get to update sooner but I'll try!
-The Lone Kid XD