This chapter is mostly about The Akasuki Leader, I mean he is in Akasuki too, he has to have bad-luck too xD. This was inspired by SharinganWarriorTribute, thank you.
"Uhh where are we, yeah?" Deidara moans.
"I feel like I went through Hell" Sasori groans.
"I feel like hell too Sasori-san" Itachi says.
"Uhh that's another tree Itachi" Sasori replies.
"I can't stop vomiting! Oh man this is the worst stomachache ever!" Zetsu shouts, "last time I eat before a flight!"
"I can't feel my legs!" Hidan shouts, "in fact I can't feel anything below my neck!"
"Oh shut-up and pray" Kakuzu says as he kicks Hidan's head, "I'll go find your body parts; again…..I should start charging him for this".
"Does anyone know where we are?" Itachi asks.
"Well there's an old campfire and hammocks on trees and a sewing kit.….I think we crashed at our old-island where Superman saved us" Tobi relies.
"How can that kid have so much energy, hmm?" Deidara asks Sasori.
"Your guess is as good as mine old partne-" but then Sasori goes on a screaming frenzy! "Ahhh!"
"I wanna scream too Sasori-san" Tobi says as if it's a good thing to scream, "What happen"?
"I'm missing half my body!" Sasori screams.
"Has anyone seen Kisame?" Itachi asks.
Zetsu points to the ocean without looking; he was too busy vomiting people's body parts and sailor hats.
Kisame is seen splashing water around him like a little kid and mumbling things about water and paradise.
"Well he's lost it" Kakuzu declares.
"I agree" Tobi cheers.
"So what do we do now Deidara-san"? Itachi asks.
"I'm not Deidara you red eyed idiot!" Hidan shouts "don't disturb me when I'm praying!"
Later that day…..
"The sun is setting yeah" Deidara declares, "what are we going to do?"
"I say we jus call The Leader and cancel this whole 'vacation thing' and go back to hunting Demons!" Sasori says, "I never wanted to come here in the first place!"
"NO!! WE GO TO HAWAII!!" Kisame screams as his upper body stands up and then lays back down like a robot that is bent on going to Hawaii and will have no word on returning.
"I don't think Kisame will allow it and besides how are we going to call The Leader?" Itachi says.
"Hermit Shell!" Tobi cheers happily and picks up a random shell.
"Oh no, I'm not paying for long distance" Kakuzu says.
"What? Gong instant? Speak up guys I'm missing an ear here thanks to our cannibal friend here!" Hidan's head shouts.
"Well blame The Leader for sending us on this stupid vacation and us ending up in the jungle and me going hungry one night" Zetsu says.
"I wonder what The Leader is doing now anyway hmm" Deidara wonders aloud.
Back at the Akatsuki Hideout…..
"Why do we even call this place the 'Akasuki Hideout'? This place can barely be considered a 'hideout'. What kind of Evil-Organization lives in the middle of Detroit!? Yet again with all it's criminal activity it is a perfect place for a Criminal Organization to hide. Right under their noses, ha-ha stupid cops……But who am I talking to? Konan is out running errands, Orochimaru ditched us, and all my Akatsukis are on vacation. I wonder how it's going for them?" he signed and stopped pacing and looked outside their huge window, gazing down at city below, "it sure gets lonely here in this big Tower".
He turned and went to the fridge and got a box of Mac&Cheese and puts it in the microwave.
"So how do you work this thing? Kisame and Itachi are usually is the ones that do the cooking".
He presses a few buttons and it turns on, "ah! There we go" and then goes to watch TV. He turns it on and they are giving the news about a bunch of ran-over cats, "Boring", and then he switches it to a report about a plane-crash caused by terrorists, "not like it concerns me", and then switches it to another news report about a Cruise Ship blowing up, "ahh! All they're giving are stupid useless news reports!" he slouches on his seat and says, "I'm so lonely….." and falls asleep.
The Fire-Alarm is what wakes up The Leader.
"What- what's going on!?" he shouts as he jumps to his feet. "Ahh! My macaroni is on fire! Why must everything I love burn in a crimson death…" and then the Fire-Sprinkles turn on, "and then get soaked in a shower of grief".
And then Konan walks in and sees the mess, "I go to answer the door and I come back to see this? Can't you take care of yourself?"
The Leader just shrugs.
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