Histy - Uhm... Good morning, could you wake up please?
Me - Well, if you ask me like that... No wait, i should be asleep! Dammit, wasted flag!
Histy - Alright, i'll pretend i didn't hear that... Since you're already awake, do you mind helping me out too?
Me - Sure thing Histy! Everything for my favourite book, which by the way i like even more than Harr-wait, what do we need to do?
Histy - Remember how you and Peachy were running around yesterday?
Me - Mhm?
Histy - And remember how then Neptune joined too?
Me - Mhm?
Histy - Do you remember what happened next, right?
Me - Yeah, but she stole my console!
Histy - No buts! Everything now is a mess because of you three, so i sent Neptune and Peachy to buy the stuff we need for repairs, meanwhile we all are gonna clean up the basilicom... Priests aren't slaves after all...
Me - Fair enough...
I wore my anti-dust bandana and i opened the window:
Me - Clean up time!
Nep Jr - Was that a reference of some sort?
Me - Actually... It's becoming really hard to tell what's not a reference anymore...
Nep Jr - Shouldn't we do something about that?
Me - Mhm... Nah!
Histy - We should start now or we won't get anything done for this evening...
Me - Wait why for this evening?
Histy - That's because Neptune invited some of her friends... For this evening... And i'm pretty sure you don't know a lot of them too...
Me - Cool! No, wait, that means i'll have to socialize... Ugh, i'll see what i can do...
Histy - Great! Now let's start cleaning before we forget... Again...
After an hour or so Neptune and Peachy came back: in the meantime Plutia woke up on it's own (No one dares to wake her up, so we just let her sleep how much she wants) and started helping us...
Nep - We're baaack! And we got lots of pudding!
Me - Heh, i'm starting to like this running gag... Wait, some of the pudding have something different wrote on it, instead of "Nep's"... It spells... "Gag"? What?
The pudding then transformed into a robot and ran away... Some other puddings did it too...
Everyone stared at them fleeing:
Me - ... What was that?
Nep - I don't even... Ah, forget it...
Me - I guess lame puns require lame events to be effective...
Narrator's voice - Oh shut up...
Me - See?
Normal footage of the day may resume now... We shall focus on some random chats.
Nep - Hey, since we have to clean everything we could start from the rooms!
Me - Mhm... That's a pretty good idea! f we start from our rooms we can then go in there when we wait for the rest to dry!
Nep - Uh, that wasn't the reason but okay!
Me - Then tell me what was it, i'm curious now!
Nep - Well, i wanted to check for anything lewd in your room in particular.
Me - What? Why?
Nep - So that i may make fun of it, like a good girl! Heh, i bet you're scared because there are dirty magazines hidden under the bed... Am i riiight?
Me - But Neptune, i don't have dirty magazines in my room...
Nep - Lies, every male has some porn in their room somewhere!
Me - Wrong, i don't need them... Not when i have incognito mode!
Nep - Good point... Dammit, and i thought my plan was fail proof!
Me - If you want to get me embarassed you're gonna have a really hard time... just to let you know, i lurk on r/animemes in public...
Nep - Yeah, so?
Me - Without censoring the content tagged as NSFW.
Nep - *gasp* Right this way sir! Wait, why did i said that?
Me - I dunno, let's just resume cleaning now. I don't want Histy to get mad at me too.
Nep - Eh, you get used to it...
Me - But i don't want to!
And so we started cleaning again
Me - Anyway... Have you ever had a really strange dream? The kind that you do not easily forget about when you wake up?
Nep - Uhm... I think i had one... Yes, yes i had one. Why do you ask me?
Me - I had one just yesterday, it involved us all having bird heads... And various other things... And it felt pretty real too!
Nep - Okay, now this scene just became a cheap sitcom one... Welp, i can be sure it was a dream because i would remember having a bird head...
Me - That would explain those little unexplainable events happening...
Nep - Well, mine was about me being made of pudding... And then being chased by myself... Yeah, it felt pretty awkward...
Me - Wow, you must really love pudding... To dream about it too...
Nep - Pudding is love, pudding is life... You should know that already.
Me - Well yeah, pudding tastes nice, expecially Compa's, it tastes fantastic... But i will always be devote to chocolate!
Nep - And i expected nothing less from you. Oh, pass me that bottle, the one on the right.
Me - Here.
Nep - Thanks.
Me - ...
Nep - ...
We then didn't spoke a word for about 5 minutes
Me - Okay... This silence is becoming rather embarassing...
Nep - That's exactly what i was thinking...
Me - How do we fix that?
Nep - I have no idea...
Me - Oh wait, i might have one! What do you think of yanderes?
Nep - Huh?
Me - Sorry, that was a strange thing to ask...
Nep - No, it's alright... But why do you ask?
Me - Well there is people that like them... And i don't... So i wanted to know, if you did like them, why...
Nep - Well, i don't like them... Mainly because i would rather have my friends alive instead...
Me - Yeah, me too... I'm against friendly fire... I mean why would you kill the person? Why not just tell them to not interfere with you?
Nep - I guess they just enjoy killing innocents... I mean, it can't even be for the sake of a challenge, what do you expect a normal person would do? Fight back?
Me - Mhm... Maybe they get turned on by blood?
Nep - Or maybe it's something similar to what we feel when we go berserk on shooters... Even if in that case it appliess just to fair fights...
Me - Maybe... *sniff* maybe... I've yet to meet one that has experienced being a yandere and can explain it to me.
Nep - Same here.
We then continued talking and working, and Histy was really happy to see Neptune do something productive for once...
Eventually the evening came and with it the time to make new friends:
*Ding dong*
Me - Aaand there we go... Round one, start...
Nep - Why do you not like knowing new people now? You had no problems with us...
Me - Yeah, but you guys already saved my life when we did presentations... That was a bit different...
Nep - Are you saying that you have to break all of your bones to know someone else?
Me - UUUGHH! You know what i mean!
The first guest that arrived was Red
Me - Hey, nice to meet you, i'm Leo!
Red - I don't like you.
Nep - Her name is Red...
Me - I don't like me neither, but here we are, might as well enjoy it... May i know at least the reason?
Red - You're a male.
Me - I'm a... Wait... What does me having a penis have to do with being friends?
Red - I dunno, it just does...
Me - That's not a valid reason!
Red - I never needed it to be...
*Ding dong*
Me - Ah, let's try someone else...
Red - *mumble* Weirdo...
Me - I heard you!
I gently opened the door...
Nepgya - Nepgya says hello!
Me - And Leo greets back, you are welcome in here!
Nepgya - Thank you!
Red - Wah! You're trying to steal my wifey!
Me - ... What?
Red - Yes, you are, don't try to deny it!
Nepgya - You guys don't need to fight for me, please!
Me - Uhm... I think you're getting it all wrong... I know it's true that she's attractive and all, but i am not interested in having a girlfriend at all right now... Sorry Nepgya...
Red - That is totally lame... Why?
Me - Are you joking? Having a girlfriend requires too much effort and responsibility for my tastes!
Red - That's even more lame!
Me - Okay, can you stop that please? It's getting kinda annoying.
Red - Alright, but you're still lame.
Me - I know, i know...
*Ding dong*
Me - Coming!
Iffy - Thanks!
Me - Hey Iffy, how are you doing?
Iffy - Yeah... Don't call me like that...
Me - Well, the other option was Leaffy so...
Iffy - Yeah... Iffy sounds better... *mumbling* this is so embarassing...
Me - What?
Iffy - Nothing!
Compa - I am here too!
Me - Woah! When did you appear?
Compa - I just arrived here! Hehehe...
Me - Oh, i didn't see you coming... Come in too!
Compa - I think Leaffy sounds cute though!
Leaffy - *blush* Not you too Compa!
Nep - Heeey Leaffy!
Leaffy - Stooop... Please...
Me - Yeah, but Iffy still sounds better... That counts for you too writer!
Narrator's voice - Yeah, yeah, whatever... *Mumbling* party popper...
Iffy - Thank you.
Then some more people came and we had fun all the night... With stuff like playing party games on the nepstation, or eating pudding until someone feels sick, playing hide and seek... no, seriously, what were you thinking?
May i be able to write the next ones faster... See ya pervs!