[I do not, and never will, own Codename: Kids Next Door.]

Chapter 14: Operation M.O.O.N.T.R.I.P.

[Level Intro cutscene]

Take 1:

Meanwhile, back in the same mansion from the cutscene of Operation T.A.R.P.O.O.N., Cree returned to Father and the Delightful Children From Down The Lane with Knightbrace's braces in her hands. All along, it was Cree that had been stealing things from the other KND villains. But I suppose you already knew that.

Father said, "Excellent work, my apprentice! Now I have everything we need. And your construction of the Amalgamator is proceeding?"

But then he noticed everyone was laughing at him, including Cree and the DCFDTL. He had a mustache, glasses, big bushy eyebrows and a goatee drawn on his face in white ink.

"What? What are you laughing about?" said Father. He then saw the ink on himself in a mirror. "Ha-ha-ha! Real funny, Hoagie." the director said sarcatically. "Let's do it again!"

Take 2:

Meanwhile, back in the same mansion from the cutscene of Operation T.A.R.P.O.O.N., Cree returned to Father and the Delightful Children From Down The Lane with Knightbrace's braces in her hands. All along, it was Cree that had been stealing things from the other KND villains. But I suppose you already knew that.

Father said, "Excellent work, my apprentice! Now I have everything we need. And your construction of the Amalgamator is proceeding?"

But then he noticed everyone was laughing at him again, including Cree and the DCFDTL. He had big white spots painted all over his body. He was horrified.

"What?" the director said. "What's so funny?" he saw the white spots on Father. "HOAGIE P GILLIGAN!"

TAKE 3:

Meanwhile, back in the same mansion from the cutscene of Operation T.A.R.P.O.O.N., Cree returned to Father and the Delightful Children From Down The Lane with Knightbrace's braces in her hands. All along, it was Cree that had been stealing things from the other KND villains. But I suppose you already knew that.

Father said, "Excellent work, my apprentice! Now I have everything we need. And your construction of the Amalgamator is proceeding?"

But then he noticed everyone was laughing at him for the third time that day, including Cree and the DCFDTL. "Huh?" said the director. He saw Father had 'Kiss the Cook' written on the front of him. "Darn it, Hoagie!"

Take 4:

Meanwhile, back in the same mansion from the cutscene of Operation T.A.R.P.O.O.N., Cree returned to Father and the Delightful Children From Down The Lane with Knightbrace's braces in her hands. All along, it was Cree that had been stealing things from the other KND villains. But I suppose you already knew that.

Father said, "Excellent work, my apprentice! Now I have everything we need. And your construction of the Amalgamator is proceeding?"

But then he noticed everyone was laughing at him, including Cree and the DCFDTL. Father was in his real form, Benedict Uno, Numbuh 1's dad's brother, and Numbuh 1's uncle, seen once in the KND movie Operation Z.E.R.O. [Zero Explaination Reveals Origins].

"What the fuck?" said the director.

Take 5:

Meanwhile, back in the same mansion from the cutscene of Operation T.A.R.P.O.O.N., Cree returned to Father and the Delightful Children From Down The Lane with Knightbrace's braces in her hands. All along, it was Cree that had been stealing things from the other KND villains. But I suppose you already knew that.

Father said, "Excellent work, my apprentice! Now I have everything we need. And your construction of the Amalgamator is proceeding?"

Cree screamed, dropped Knightbrace's brace, and ran away.

But then he noticed everyone was laughing at him, including the DCFDTL. Father was in his Benedict Uno form again... and he was naked!

"CUT! I AM SO GONNA FUCK YOU IN THE ARSE, HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN!" the director screamed.

The Toiletnator was nearby, filming this with the film camera. "I'll send this to You've Been Framed!"

[Boarding the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.]

Take 1:

Numbuh 4 had managed to defeat the Toiletnator and his 'henchmen' and stop his plan [which was exactly the same as in Operation T.U.T.O.R.I.A.L.]. And once Numbuh 1 and the others got home after capturing Knightbrace and foiling his plan to unleash his 'Bug-Brite' Toothpaste on all the kids of the world, it was now time to take them [and the others before them] off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

Numbuh 4 was gonna put the Toiletnator and Knightbrace on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.

"AAArrgh! No! You can't do this to me! I'm the Toiletnator!" the Toiletnator wailed, then he started crying.

"Blech!" said Knightbrace angrily - of course, his brace was missing, and I'll give you 3 guesses on who did that. "Your breath smells like an outhouse! Don't you ever brush?"

"Why don't you shut the fucking hell up, bitch?" snapped the Toiletnator, and they both got into a massive brawl.

"CUT!"

TAKE 2:

"Ok." said the director, "take it from Knightbrace's line! ACTION!"

"Blech!" said Knightbrace angrily. "Your breath smells like an outhouse! Don't you ever brush?"

"Yes!" shouted the Toiletnator. Then the two of them burst out laughing.

"CUT!"

Take 3:

"ACTION!"

"Blech!" said Knightbrace angrily. "Your breath smells like an outhouse! Don't you ever brush?"

"On the bus, Toiletbreath!" shouted Numbuh 4, as he pushed the Toiletnator onto the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. But he pushed too hard, and sent the Toiletnator flying into the wall of the other end, which made the whole C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. tip over, and smash all the windows and set off 300 car alarms installed in it.

"Cut!" the director shouted.

Numbuh 4, Toiletnator and Knightbrace all started laughing. Numbuh 4 said through giggling, "Should we just- Should that just be part of the cutscene now? We made the whole C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. tip over!" and he resumed laughing.

[Numbuh 3 gets packing]

Numbuh 4 had managed to defeat the Toiletnator and his 'henchmen' and stop his plan [which was exactly the same as in Operation T.U.T.O.R.I.A.L.]. And once Numbuh 1 and the others got home after capturing Knightbrace and foiling his plan to unleash his 'Bug-Brite' Toothpaste on all the kids of the world, it was now time to take them [and the others before them] off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

Numbuh 4 was gonna put the Toiletnator and Knightbrace on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.

"AAArrgh! No! You can't do this to me! I'm the Toiletnator!" the Toiletnator wailed, then he started crying.

"Blech!" said Knightbrace angrily. "Your breath smells like an outhouse! Don't you ever brush?"

"On the bus, Toiletbreath!" shouted Numbuh 4, as he pushed the Toiletnator onto the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. "And you're sitting next to him!" he said as he turned to Knightbrace, and tried to push him on, but Knightbrace refused. "Get-on-the-bus!" shouted Numbuh 4 as he tried to push Knightbrace in. He got pushed back, but eventually succeeded in getting Knightbrace in.

Whilst that was going on, Numbuh 2 was talking to Numbuh 1. "Hey, Numbuh 1," he said. "I've been working with the fireflies that Numbuh 3 saved, and they gave me an idea for a pretty cool new weapon. All I need is a few more parts and it'll be ready to go." "Good work, Numbuh 2." Numbuh 1 said. "In the meantime, let's get this bunch of supervillains up to the Moonbase, and be done with them." "Aye aye, captain!" said Numbuh 2.

"CUT!" said the director. "Good! Now, everyone get into place for the next scene!"

"WAIT!" called a voice. It was Numbuh 3.

"What the fuck is it now, Numbuh 3?" Numbuh 4 snapped. "We've done the take!"

"I havent finished packing for the trip yet!" said Numbuh 3.

"Numbuh 3," snapped the director. "This is NOT a holiday!" "Whatever!" said Numbuh 3, not listening.

Numbuh 3 put countless things on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., including suitcases.

"Let's see," she said. "I'm packing all our extra clothes and shoes, and all the weapons we have in this game, just in case. And, if we get hungry, here's a big sackful of cheese puffs, and a key. I don't know what it's for, but you never know..."

The director sighed. "This is gonna take a while..."

===later...===

"...and some golf clubs and golf balls, if we have time for golf, and some steak, and all the rubber duckies, and all the yo-yos..."

===a few minutes later...===

"...and some extra bouncy bouncy balls, and some extra teeth. Be careful, they chatter." Numbuh 4 was attacked by the chattering teeth. "Whoa!" he exclaimed.

===one hour later...===

"... and crayons, in case we get bored, and a huge supply of play-dough." she forced it right in to the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., trapping Numbuh 4 and the villains inside. "Oops." said Numbuh 3.

===a few hours of clearing play-dough later...===

"...and a dime, to call me, and hamster food." "Hamster food?!" said Numbuh 4. "For what?" "Well, for the hamsters, of course!" Numbuh 3 said furiously. "Come on, hamsters!" Suddenly, all the hamsters from the treehouse power core poured into the hangar, and filled the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., attacking Numbuh 4 for the hamster food. "That's it!" snapped Numbuh 4. "I draw the line at hamsters! Get my agent on the phone!"

"Oh, the indignity!" said the director.

[To the Moon We Go]

Take 1:

Numbuh 4 had managed to defeat the Toiletnator and his 'henchmen' and stop his plan [which was exactly the same as in Operation T.U.T.O.R.I.A.L.]. And once Numbuh 1 and the others got home after capturing Knightbrace and foiling his plan to unleash his 'Bug-Brite' Toothpaste on all the kids of the world, it was now time to take them [and the others before them] off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

Numbuh 4 was gonna put the Toiletnator and Knightbrace on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S.

"AAArrgh! No! You can't do this to me! I'm the Toiletnator!" the Toiletnator wailed, then he started crying.

"Blech!" said Knightbrace angrily. "Your breath smells like an outhouse! Don't you ever brush?"

"On the bus, Toiletbreath!" shouted Numbuh 4, as he pushed the Toiletnator onto the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. "And you're sitting next to him!" he said as he turned to Knightbrace, and tried to push him on, but Knightbrace refused. "Get-on-the-bus!" shouted Numbuh 4 as he tried to push Knightbrace in. He got pushed back, but eventually succeeded in getting Knightbrace in.

Whilst that was going on, Numbuh 2 was talking to Numbuh 1. "Hey, Numbuh 1," he said. "I've been working with the fireflies that Numbuh 3 saved, and they gave me an idea for a pretty cool new weapon. All I need is a few more parts and it'll be ready to go." "Good work, Numbuh 2." Numbuh 1 said. "In the meantime, let's get this bunch of supervillains up to the Moonbase, and be done with them." "Aye aye, captain!" said Numbuh 2.

Later, once all the members of Sector V and the villains were on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., it was now time to take the villains off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

The C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. blasted off into space.

"Ok, so," said Numbuh 1, "we've got Gramma-"

But he was interrupted when the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. spluttered, stopped moving, and plummeted to Earth.

"What a dreadful turn of developments." said Numbuh 5 grouchily.

Then the bus hit a meteor and exploded into a million pieces.

"CUT!" shouted the director. "Sorry." said Numbuh 2. "I forgot to fill up on fuel before we left."

Take 2:

Once all the members of Sector V and the villains were on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., it was now time to take the villains off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

The C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. blasted off into space.

"Ok, so," said Numbuh 1, "we've got Gramma Stuffum."

"Look at the skinny childrens!" said Gramma Stuffum. "Let Gramma make you some cream-of-spinach soup!"

Then Gramma Stuffum farted loudly. Everyone started choking and coughing.

"GRAMMA STUFFUM!" the Mr Men and Little Misses said at once.

"CUT! Get the air freshener spray in here!" the director said, almost choking on the fart gas.

Take 3:

Once all the members of Sector V and the villains were on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., it was now time to take the villains off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

The C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. blasted off into space.

"Ok, so," said Numbuh 1, "we've got Gramma Stuffum."

"Look at the skinny childrens!" said Gramma Stuffum. "Let Gramma make you some cream-of-spinach soup!"

"The Common Cold." said Numbuh 2.

"You'll never get awa-wa-wa-AACHOO! -away with this!" snapped the Common Cold.

"Count Spankulot!" said Numbuh 3.

But Count Spankulot was busy talking to some kid girls. "And so you two are both identical? You know, I'm sure I can get you a part in the sequel..." He noticed the camera was on him. "I'm sorry, are we back? Ohh, alright girls, lovely talking with you. Yes, anytime you'd like some tips on acting, I'd be glad to chat with you. Right. off you go, then."

Take 4:

Once all the members of Sector V and the villains were on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., it was now time to take the villains off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

The C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. blasted off into space.

"Ok, so," said Numbuh 1, "we've got Gramma Stuffum."

"Look at the skinny childrens!" said Gramma Stuffum. "Let Gramma make you some cream-of-spinach soup!"

"The Common Cold." said Numbuh 2.

"You'll never get awa-wa-wa-AACHOO! -away with this!" snapped the Common Cold.

"Count Spankulot!" said Numbuh 3. Count Spankulot was crying like a baby. "I wasn't doing anything wrong!" he wailed. "They're naughty childrens! They deserve to be spanked!"

"Stickybeard." said Numbuh 5.

"Arrgh!" Stickybeard growled. "If there be a movie on this flight, ye'd best be servin some chewy pellets!"

"Knightbrace and Toiletnator." said Numbuh 1.

Knightbrace and Toiletnator were poking each other and arguing.

"Oh, stop it!" snapped Knightbrace. "No, you stop it!" snapped the Toiletnator back. "Stop touching me!" snapped Knightbrace, as they both poked each other.

Numbuh 4 jumped up. "Knock it off you two, before I-"

"Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking-"

Suddenly Knightbrace screamed. The Toiletnator had pinched him on the neck. "What the fuck is going on?!" snapped Numbuh 2. he got out of his seat.

He saw Knghtbrace and Toiletnator fighting like anything. "If you two don't stop it, I'm gonna turn this bus around!" he snapped.

"NUMBUH 2!" Everyone shouted. "What?" asked Numbuh 2. he looked and gulped. he saw the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. was now off course, and heading straight for an asteroid belt.

"AAAAAAAGH!" the KND operatives screamed. you know what time it is now?

It's... SPONTANEOUS MUSICAL NUMBER OUTBREAK TIME!

Numbuh 3: Big rocks, little rocks, pebbles too, giant space boulders comin' after you
Numbuh 2: I'll step on the gas, shift it into gear, keep my eyes peeled
Numbuhs 1 and 4: And don't forget to steer
All 4: You gotta steer, baby, steer
Numbuh 3: It could take a minute
Numbuhs 2 and 3: It could take a year
Just steer, baby, steer, we gotta steer this thing right out of here!
Numbuh 5: Turn left, turn right, go up, go down, pop a space wheelie, then spin it around
Numbuh 2: Keep my hands on the wheel, my feet on the brakes
I'll just keep her steady, whatever it takes
Both: We gotta steer, baby, steer, we won't let up till we're in the clear
We gotta steer, baby, steer, we gotta steer this thing right out of here!
Numbuh 1: Boink, whack
Numbuh 4: Bonk, thwack
Numbuh 2: Clack, splat
Numbuh 5: What was that?
Numbuh 2: Doink, ping
Numbuh 3: Thwoink, bing
Numbuh 5: Crack, bop
Numbuh 3: Make it stop!
Numbuh 4: Go fast, go slow, put it in reverse
Numbuh 5: Accelerate across the universe!
Numbuh 1: Keep your eyes on the road, your nose on your face
Numbuh 4: And get us outta this scary place!
All: You gotta steer, baby, steer, you gotta be brave, you cannot fear
Just steer, baby steer, you gotta steer this thing right out of here!

And they got the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. out and on course again.

[The DCFDTL attack]

Take 1:

Once all the members of Sector V and the villains were on the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., it was now time to take the villains off to the KND Moonbase, and the Extra Sooper Triple Maximum Security Prison.

The C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. blasted off into space.

"Ok, so," said Numbuh 1, "we've got Gramma Stuffum."

"Look at the skinny childrens!" said Gramma Stuffum. "Let Gramma make you some cream-of-spinach soup!"

"The Common Cold." said Numbuh 2.

"You'll never get awa-wa-wa-AACHOO! -away with this!" snapped the Common Cold.

"Count Spankulot!" said Numbuh 3. Count Spankulot was crying like a baby. "I wasn't doing anything wrong!" he wailed. "They're naughty childrens! They deserve to be spanked!"

"Stickybeard." said Numbuh 5.

"Arrgh!" Stickybeard growled. "If there be a movie on this flight, ye'd best be servin some chewy pellets!"

"Knightbrace and Toiletnator." said Numbuh 1.

Knightbrace and Toiletnator were poking each other and arguing.

"Oh, stop it!" snapped Knightbrace. "No, you stop it!" snapped the Toiletnator back. "Stop touching me!" snapped Knightbrace, as they both poked each other.

Numbuh 4 jumped up. "Knock it off you two, before I-"

Numbuh 2 spoke up. "Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. If you happen to look out the window, you'll be able to see the moon in all it's glory."

"Wait!" said Numbuh 5 suddenly. "That's not the moon!"

And indeed it wasn't! it was a giant flying spherical mansion! And a group of familiar voices sounded from a familiar shaped-silhouette. "Greetings, Kids Next Door!"

"The Delightful Children From Down the Lane!" said Numbuh 1. "Out of our way before we blast you into space dust!"

"Yeah! Move it or lose it, fuckers!" said Numbuh 2.

"CUT!" said the director. "HOAGIE P GILLIGAN!"

Take 2:

"The Delightful Children From Down the Lane!" said Numbuh 1. "Out of our way before we blast you into space dust!"

"Yeah! Move it or lose it, losers!" said Numbuh 2.

"But we just wanted to show you our new Ultra Gihugic Mogul Mega Mansion." said the DCFDTL. "So why don't you hand over those villains you're carrying, and we'll only kick your butts to Saturn instead of Pluto."

"OK." said Numbuh 2.

"CUT!"

tAKE 3:

"But we just wanted to show you our new Ultra Gihugic Mogul Mega Mansion." said the DCFDTL. "So why don't you hand over those villains you're carrying, and we'll only kick your butts to Saturn instead of Pluto."

"You wanna touch this bus, you gotta go through me!" said Numbuh 2.

"Splendid. Shall we begin?" said the DCFDTL as they rocketed off into space.

"Let's make like granite and-" Numbuh 2 was interrupted when the DCFDTL's mansion rammed into the C.O.O.L.-B.U.S., destroying it.

"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!"

[The In-Level Text Intermissions]

Intro:

Numbuh 2: It's US vs YOU - Delightful Cocks! C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. vs Space Station - 1 on 1!

Director: CUT! THAT'S ENOUGH WITH THE BAD LANGUAGE NUMBUH 2!

Numbuh 2: Oh shut the fuck up! [wallops the director]

DCFDTL Boss:

DCFDTL: Gee, Numbuh 2... your C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. seems so puny from up here in our massive space station.

Numbuh 2: Puny-smooney, Delightful Dopes! Prepare to be BLASTIFUCKED!

Director: CUT! NUMBUH 2!

DCFDTL Defeated:

Numbuh 5: Now that was too easy.

Numbuh 1: Excellent work, team! You sure showed the Delightful Children a thing or two about space combat, Numbuh 2!

Numbuh 2: Ah, hey... I couldn't have done it without my trusty C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. Those last-minute upgrades really made a difference! Well, except for the upgrades in the last 2 levels of this game that I am playable in, and of course there's the tv series, and...

Director: KNOCK IT OFF, HOAGIE P GILLIGAN!

Numbuh 2: Sorry. Right, where were we?

Director: At your line.

Numbuh 2: Oh, right. [clears throat] Ah, hey... I couldn't have done it without my trusty C.O.O.L.-B.U.S. Those last-minute upgrades really made a difference!

Numbuh 4: Now, let's haul those cruddy Delightful Dopes up to the moon with the rest of 'em and get it over with!

Numbuh 3: Uh-oh!

Numbuh 5: Now what did I say? I TOLD you it was too easy!

We're nearing the final battle! This is so exciting!

KND operatives and villains, including the DCFDTL: READ AND REVIEW!

[DCFDTL laugh maniacally in the background, and a shadow of Amalgamation is seen in the background]

Numbuh 3: Uh-oh!

Numbuh 5: See? Numbuh 5 TOLD you it was too easy!