Author's note: Hello hello hello everyone I'm back. We all just got back from disney's magic kingdom in orlando. So much fun!
Peewit: Yeah we did this thing were we got dressed up like pirates!
Aralyn: Hey wether you guys are wearing the coustumes or not you'll always be my first mates!
Johan: I think the best part was when we rode space mountain, Peewit screamed like a girl.
Peewit: Oh yeah well you should have seen your face inside the haunted mansion.
Aralyn: Alright boys that's enough, lets call it quits before someone's feelings get hurt.
Peewit: Hey Aralyn what was your favorite thing at the park?
Aralyn: Well other than the rides, cause I have such a hard time picking a fav, I would have to say I like the night time parade.
Johan: Yes it was magnificent, but who was that guy that you waved to on the float?
Aralyn: *blushes* Oh um... well, I do not own the smurfs Johan, or Peewit, they all belong to Peyo, all I own is myself.
Johan +Peewit: ?
Adventure in an Alternate Reality
Aralyn was having a peaceful rest as she slept in her room, that is until a familiar court jester launched himself on top of her.
"Peewit, what are you doing? The suns not even up yet." She mumbled grumpily.
Peewit jumped off of her, not willing to lose his life just yet, "Hey don't kill the messenger, I was just told to wake you up for training."
"Training?" Aralyn asked as she rubbed her eyes.
"Yeah Johan, Papa Smurf, and Homnibus want to make sure you can take care of yourself."
"That sounds like them, now get out so I can change." Aralyn finished as she threw one of her boots at Peewit's head in a playful manner.
Aralyn changed into her trousers, tunic, boots, and belt, fastened her sword in place and reached into her bag. Fumbling around for a second she finally found what she was looking for, a small rectangular shaped device with a cord coming out from one end.
Making her way down the courtyard she turned on the device and put the headphones in her ears, she knew just what song she was going to listen to for her training. Cranking the volume up she began to sing alone as she whacked each target.
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you
I'm never gonna catch
my breath
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim
Be a man
We must be swift as
the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force
of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us
till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order
and you might survive
You're unsuited for
the rage of war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a man
out of you?
Be a man
We must be swift as
the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force
of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon
Be a man
We must be swift as
the Coursing river
Be a man
With all the force
of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength
of a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon
Landing her last blow she pulled out the headphones and turned to set her weapon down with her stuff.
"I don't see why I suggested training; you seem to have the style down quite well."
Aralyn jumped, "Johan you have to stop doing that, I swear sometimes I think you do it just to see me jump."
"What if I do?" the squire asked as he approached his friend.
"Either way I am gunna get you back, both for that and for having Peewit wake me up this early."
Johan laughed silently as he drew his blade, "Shall we?" he asked
Aralyn smirked and took her stance, "Let's shall."
After about ten minutes the teens found themselves evenly matched and decided that it was time to call it quits, at least for now.
"You've gotten very good at handing a blade." Johan said as they took sips of water and had breakfast.
Aralyn blushed at the compliment, "Maybe but I've still got a lot to learn."
Getting up she began putting up some archery targets.
"Are you planning on doing some archery?" Johan asked as he too grabbed a target.
"Not really." Aralyn said as she gently pulled Johan out of the way. "Now stand back and try not to be overwhelmed by my pure awesomeness."
Johan rolled his eyes but he did step back as Aralyn held up her hand and shouted, "Jierda!" with a loud snap one of the targets shattered into pieces.
Turning to the next one she yelled, "Brisingr!" and this one burst into flames. On and on she went dousing one with water, smashing another one with a large clump of earth, even incinerating one with a bright flash of light.
With a huge sigh Aralyn sat down on the courtyard bench, "Aralyn? Are you alright?" Johan asked.
"Just fine," Aralyn got out between gasps, "Slightly out of breath but fine."
Gathering up her stuff her and Johan made their way back to the castle, passing the gate they found Peewit trying to make one of the guards laugh.
"Peewit!" Aralyn scolded, "Leave that poor man alone he has a job to do, and so do you in case you forgot."
"Oh yeah." Challenged Peewit with a cocky grin, "And whose gunna make me?"
Johan could see where this was going, "Peewit I don't think that is such a good idea."
Aralyn grinned evilly, "You got that right squire boy, prepare to meet your maker you little twerp." She shouted as she grabbed a nearby broom and swatted away at the miniature court jester.
Johan rolled his eyes for the second time that day and made his way through the corridors following the sound of Peewit's and Aralyn's laughter. At last he found them in the library, Aralyn had Peewit cornered.
In a last ditch effort Peewit launched himself at Aralyn and tried to climb over her. Aralyn giggled and collapsed on the floor.
"Peewit get off me that tickles." She managed to get out between giggles.
Peewit and Johan exchanged glances, then grins, and then they both began tickling Aralyn.
"Johan…Peewit…s-stop…stop it…stop i-it…t-that…" she gasped between laughs and shrieks or pure joy.
Her laughter was contagious and soon all three of them were laughing so hard that the boys stopped tickling her and they all just sat there laughing.
As they began to calm down Johan noticed that he was holding Aralyn, and Aralyn noticed that she was leaning back against Johan, and Peewit noticed how red both their faces were.
Getting up Peewit smiled, "Peewit what is with that look?" Aralyn questioned
"Oh nothing." Peewit said trying to look as innocent as possible.
"Peewit you get back here!" Aralyn threatened her friend as he made his escape down the hall.
Johan got up and dusted himself off, knowing full well where this was going.
Peewit: Come on Aralyn who was it?
Aralyn: *blushing* I don't remember who you're talking about.
Johan: The pirate ship float, you waved back at the guy dressed in green when he waved at you.
Aralyn: Oh, uh him? Ok now I know who you're talking about.
Peewit: So who is he?
Aralyn: Why does it matter?
Peewit: Cause I think Johan's getting jealous.
Johan: What! No I am not!
Aralyn: *sigh* Fine, it was Peter Pan.
Peewit: Oooooh do you like him.
Aralyn: *blushes* Thank you for reading, please review, and have a wonderful new year!
The song was I'll make a man out of you from Mulan.
The spells that Aralyn used to attack the targets are from Eragon, Jierda means to break, and Brisingr means fire.