Italicised lines are Jaffa translations.

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SG-1 headed up by Jack, arrived through the 'gate in the middle of Miletus. Jack remarked as he noted the darkening sky,

"Wow, fields… ok kids, we'll set up camp near the 'gate and set out in the morning."

The team silently went about setting up camp, when they all heard a noise. They spun around, P-90s and zats aimed as an old man, bent with years, emerged from the darkness. He said to them in Jaffa,

"I am Gyges of Miletus…"

Jack dusted off his Jaffa, replying,

"Howdy, I am Jack O'Neill of the Winded City…"

This resulted in Jonas snickering slightly, and Teal'c saying in English with a smile,

"O'Neill, you have just said that you are from the Winded city."

"Ah… and it's quite the opposite in real life…"

He continued, glaring at Jonas, "Ok wise guy, you do it."

Jonas shrugged, still grinning as he approached the old man and said,

"Tec-ma-te Gyges of Miletus, I am Jonas Quinn and these are my companions of the Tau'ri. General O'Neill, Colonel Carter, Colonel Mitchell, Teal'c and Vala Mal Doran…"

"Ah, it has been a long time since a visitor came through the Ring of Ahura Mazda."

Cam leant over to Jonas and asked,

"Yo Jonas… Ahura Mazda?"

Jonas replied, "The Zoroastrian god of wisdom… Zoroastrian is a pre-Islamic religion still practiced in parts of modern-day Iran."

Jack remarked, "I thought you said this was Persian?"

"Uh, the area around modern-day Iran was known as Persia… the Persian Empire spanned from…"

Jack cut him off, asking Gyges in Jaffa,

"So, uh, you get guests regular through the Ring of, uh, Uhura?"

The rest of the team snickered briefly at Jack's gaffe as Gyges replied,

"Not frequently… one man arrived over a year previously… Indiana Jones of the Lost Ark… we call him Indy."

As SG-1 exchanged surprised looks, Jack remarked to Teal'c,

"Uh T? That guy did not just say Indiana Jones… did he?!"

"Indeed he did O'Neill… Indiana Jones of the Lost Ark."

As Teal'c put a supporting arm around a shocked Sam, Vala remarked,

"Well, that's got to be Daniel… Cameron has informed me that the dashing Indiana Jones doesn't really exist… shame… even if he did, I doubt that he would claim to be from the Lost Ark… I mean, come on."

Cam rolled his eyes and asked Gyges,

"May we see Indiana Jones?"

Gyges replied, "Absolutely…please wait in my farmhouse – I am afraid that Indy is at the tavern."

Gyges continued as they followed him,

"Indy has literally been what our ancestors would have called 'a gift of the gods'… as those so-called gods are false, it has not been deemed appropriate to name him thus. He has helped my family and our neighbours… and he accompanies my granddaughter on trading excursions to the city. My son-in-law and I wish to give her to Indy in marriage but he has refused several offers."

As the team exchanged little knowing looks, Sam whispered to Jack,

"Sir, Daniel's sensitive to alcohol… why would he go the tavern?"

Jack remarked,

"He's a social drinker."