Chapter 14: and this is a title
Sorry for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG WAIT!
I got SERIOUS writers block man! But after a very LOOOOO(look up for correct number of O's) NG TIME to cut our friends vacation a little short, put in a NEW tournament with even harder obstacles and throw in a good old fashioned game of duck duck goose FULL BODY CONTACT!
Bwhahahahaha, but first their off to France and I'm on with where I left you off!
And then Shannon took out "the bike" and ran over Scott with her ULTRA SUPER POWERS! (blossom, bubbles and buttercup! .)
Naw only joking, that's way too violent! XD
Instead she set his goth chains on fire and left him in a pit to die!
Nope, I'm joshing with you again! This time I'm gonna let all the Evanesence fans out there choose a VERY PAINFUL AND AGONIZING DEATH! It better have something to do with choking on a peanut.........ACTUALLY Scotty-boy isn't that bad even though secretly his REAL identity is.......
SUPER DUPER SLUTTLY MAN WHORE! Doing one wench at a time . I STILL have to buy him pink fishnets....ANYWAYS!
I'm planning to skip the Matrix rip off fighting scene for this chappie,
INSTEAD MATRIX RIPOFF HAGUS EATING SCENE! XD
Steffi leaned back ripping through time and space, balancing and focusing all her energy into....GETTING MORE HAGUS THAN SCOTT!
She dove into the bowl with her fork, shoveling a big glump of hagus onto her overflowing plate.
"God Steffi, there's plenty for everyone!" Exclaimed Scott.
Steffi glared at Scott and then stabbed him through the head with a fork!
Haha, no but she tackled him and stole his hagus! Muhahaha!
Shannon bent down on her knees and poked at some spilled hagus with a fork, Eve was behind her, "Dude, I think it moved," said Shannon, as she continued to jab at the glob.
"Hey Scott! Did you kill this animal before you cooked it?" she asked.
"I think it's still alive," Said Eve under her breath.
"It's staring at me," Shannon whispered to Eve, "move very slowly so as not to aggravate it," Shannon said through closed teeth as she and Eve began to slowly edge away from the......thing.
Just then Steffi came back form outside where she was pounding on Scott, "hey, where'd the guys get too?" (Talking about Tyson, Kai, Rei, Max, Kenny, you know who!)
"Oh, they snuck out the back as soon as you said that there was Hagus for diner," said Eve simply.
Steffi looked annoyed, but one certain, disgusting sound broke the silence.
And that sound was the sound of a very Jell-o like matter being poked at and it expanding back into place.
Eve turned around to see Shannon was still crouching and continuing to jab at the Hagus with her fork.
"WHY ARE YOU STILL POKING AT THAT THING?!" Yelled Eve, annoyed.
"Its kinda addicting," said Shannon not taking her eyes off the Hagus that she was still poking at.
Steffi laughed, "Shannon is amused by the simplest things."
"That's because she's simple minded," retorted Eve, "but simple and annoying things have simple answers," said Eve (Shannon's still poking at the Hagus....IT REALLY IS ADDICTING!!!). Eve slapped the fork away from Shannon's hand (because the sound was really annoying).
The fork went flying away from Shannon's hand, and it landed in THE HAGUS! Where it was engulfed in the bounciness and depth of the hagus.
Shannon stared wide eyed at the Hagus, "DUDE! It ate my fork!" She yelled, glaring at the glob.
Eve and Steffi heaved a sigh, and Shannon stood up and walked stiffly into the kitchen.
"Uh, Shannon what the heck are you doing?" asked Steffi.
But it was all too late, Shannon came charging out of the kitchen holding a butter knife.
But sadly Eve tried to Clothesline her, Shannon ducked, fell over, did a face plant and then her knife landed into the Hagus and disappeared within its brown gooiness.
Shannon stood up and began to walk around the hagus looking at it with unbelivevable concentration (for Shannon anyways).
"Um, what are you doing?" asked Eve.
"Trying to find out its weaknesses," said Shannon as she examined the.....food?
"One question, why?" asked Eve, trying to figure out what scheme was forming in Shannon's head.
"Hmmmmm, okay this I've got this much so far. It likes to eat cutlery and seems to be unaffected by continuous poking," said Shannon before she drifted off into thought.
"Sooo?" asked Eve, man was this pointless.
"So that means I'm gonna have to kill it from the inside," said Shannon in a matter-oh-fact-way.
"How are you gonna do that?" asked Steffi.
Shannon smirked and pulled from the depths of one of her multiple pockets a fire cracker and her red and black flame lighter.
"Shannon, put the Fire cracker down!" yelled Eve.
Shannon shrugged lit the firecracker and dropped it into the hagus, the girls stared as it too was surrounded and taken into the brown like matter.
"Do you think we should run?" asked Steffi.
"That things gonna blow about 7 feet high in about 3 seconds," Said Shannon, FOR YE LIFE AND DON'T TURN BACK!!!!"
With that Steffi turned around and started sprinting away from the "Hagus Bomb" and quickly dove behind the kitchen table. Eve did the same only she hide behind a T.V. And Shannon having all the good hiding places taken just ran around aimlessly in a circle for a few moments before she realized that there was a couch. (Scotts Kitchen and Family room are connected in this story) She quickly tried to dive/jump behind the couch, but as she did the hagus bomb set off and Shannon was hit (multiple times) as she fell hit the side of the couch and landed in a lump on the floor as the couch tipped over onto its side from the pervious movement (in other other words Shannon going flying into the couch's side and she tipped it over and got nailed)
Just then Sam emerged from the washroom saying a quick, "hi guys-" before being splashed with hagus that at that very moment had exploded into about a million different particles that were all splattered around Scotts house.
Eve was the first to recover as she slowly moved from behind the T.V and looked around. Hagus was everywhere, Shannon was motionless and on the ground, and Sam was standing there, stunned and drenched from head to toe with Hagus.
Sam wiped her eyes off as Steffi came out from behind the Kitchen room table.
"Something tells me I missed something," said Sam looking at the "surroundings".
Steffi smiled, "yeah, this would be one of those times not to go take a leak," said Steffi.
"Yeah Sam, remember 'Thou shalt not pee unless thy bladder implodes!'" Spoke Shannon from the floor.
"What happened to 'Thou shalt not explode any innocent foods?'" asked Eve.
"That thing was not innocent! IT WAS EVIL!" Exclaimed Shannon.
"Well, it was kinda glaring at her," said Steffi.
Eve: Oo "YOUR AGREEING WITH HER???!!!!"
"No, just reasoning," corrected Steffi with a smug grin on her face.
"I am surrounded by idiots," said Eve as she smacked her forehead in defeat.
"Hey, where the hell did my fork go?!" Asked Shannon to no one in particular, and thus started the search for the not so holy but definitely practical fork. Shannon began to look aimlessly around for 'her' fork.
"Correction, I am surrounded by one idiot," said Eve.
"Technically you're not surrounded," said Sam.
Then Shannon jumped out from where ever she was looking and started jumping in a circle around Eve singing some retarded song that went something like, "Le le la la nic nic ploop, one day I got a Ho-la-hoop!" and so on and so forth.
"Now, you're surrounded," said Sam.
When Eve had had enough of this little "chant" so she tripped Shannon as she was jumping around in a circle, Shannon fell (yeah.....) and went toppling onto the ground landing on her back.
"Hey! There's my fork!" said Shannon pointing to a fork and a butter knife that were stuck in the ceiling.
At that moment the front door swung open, to reveal Tyson, Max, Kenny, and Ray standing in the door way with their mouths wide open, Kai was also standing there but he just looked like he always does when he's sitting down on the bench waiting to beybattle, like he's sleeping, or annoyed, or like he doesn't care.
"You know what? I don't think we even want to know," said Ray as the boys entered the kind of totally trashed room.
"BRRRINNNNG! BRRIIINNNNG!" the sudden muffled noise of a phone ringing sounded off in the near distance.
Shannon turned onto her stomach and started searching for the phone with her nose basically sniffing the carpet (Dog position kinda thing). Tyson broke out laughing, "and to think Kai, you're dating that!" he said between laughs.
Kai just glared at Tyson and said calmly, "we are not dating."
Tyson grinned, "dude, you said you loved her, I think that technically means you're dating her."
"Actually, they haven't gone out yet so Kai is right, they're not dating," said Kenny.
"BRRRING! BRRRRING!" the phone continued to ring.
"Eve! I'm hearing that ice cream truck in my head again!" said Shannon putting her hands over her ears.
Steffi just picked up the phone as Eve went over and smacked Shannon across the head.
A quiet feminine voice was on the other end of the phone it said, "Hello? Um, its Jen, Scotts girlfriend? I was wondering if I could talk to Scott?"
"Hey, you made the ringing stop," said Shannon to Eve after Eve had smacked her in the head.
Eve grinned, "but now I can hear the endless banging noises," said Shannon as she started to roll on the ground holding her head and crashing into random objects.
"Um, is everything alright over there?" asked the Jen from the telephone.
"Um, I'm not sure," said Steffi as she watched Shannon roll on the down like a crazy (haha, Shannon? Crazy? That's UN heard of! –Does shifty eyes-) person and then have Eve come after her and start to kick her.
Once Eve was satisfied with Shannon sprawled out on the floor no longer rolling around and screaming, "IT BURNS AYYEEAAA!" at the top of her lungs Shannon said, "I think you made my head bleed."
"Is Scott there?" said Jen, now completely freaked out.
"Um, kind of?" said Steffi as she twirled the cord form the phone around her finger and watched the endless battle of Eve and Shannon beating the crap out of each other.
HOW THE BATTLE STARTED-
-Shannon gave Eve noggy
-Eve ran after Shannon through room yelling stuff like, "IM GOING TO MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!"
-Shannon tripped over the couch for the hundredth time
-Thus began the wrestling
AND BACK TO THE STORY!
"So what do you mean kind of?" asked Jen, confused.
"Um, well kind of as in I beat him over the head......with a plant pot," said Steffi.
"BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!" the sound of a hung up phone bleeped in Steffi's ear.
Steffi shrugged and hung up the phone, "who was that?" asked Shannon who had Eve in a head lock at the moment.
"Scotts girlfriend," said Steffi as she sat down on the floor to continue to watch as Eve then kicked Shannon and Shannon knocked Eve in the gut.
"BRRING! BRRRING! BRRRING!" The phone started to ring again.
Shannon ran over to the phone and started slamming it against the wall until Steffi took the phone away and Eve and Shannon began to wrestle again.
"Um....hello?!" Shouted Steffi over the racket of Shannon and Eve.....going crazy.....ish.
"Hello? Is that Steffi? Its Mr.Dickinson, I have some urgent news-" Mr. D Continued to tell Steffi his news.
After Mr.D had hung up Steffi dropped to her knees and the phone fell from her hands.
"What's wrong Steffi?" asked Sam.
HUZZA FOR CLIFFIES! READ AND REVIEW! NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE UP IN ABOUT A WEEK! I PROMISE! CROSS MY HEART AND STAB ME WITH A PENCIL!!!!
Over and out.