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COFB Chapter 14- Renda's All-Out Assault

"What?" Rich asked, horrified.

"Renda's attacking Earth. I have to go stop him." Aaron turned around once more, but was stopped again.

"I'm coming with you." Rich said with his hand on the elf's shoulder. Aaron grabbed Rich's hand and pulled it off.

"No. You wouldn't survive, and I don't want you to get hurt. Stay behind." Aaron leaped into the portal without another word, and it closed, leaving Rich behind.

Earth

"Fire!" Tanks shot shell after shell at the darkness elementals, but to no avail.

"What are these things?" A soldier cried. Multiple Tazhu screeched in the air above, attacking fighter planes and jets. Soldiers and vehicles were being ripped apart like sheets of paper, and civilians lay dead in the bloody streets. Suddenly, a black blur dropped from the sky and hit the ground, causing a bright explosion that appeared in the midst of the creatures, destroying many of them.

"Sweet mother of God..." A general said, taking a pair of shades off and staring in awe, as did many other soldiers. Far away, an object was standing out amidst the waves of enemies.

"Hand me a pair of binoculars!" The General cried. A pair was handed to him, and he looked at the figure. A solitary man was standing in the middle of what must have been thousands of creatures, crossing his arms. He had black hair, long, pointy ears, and blue-green eyes split in half by the two colors like a yin-yang symbol. He was wearing a red silk cape that fluttered in the wind.

"Who is that soldier? I didn't authorize anyone to go out there!" The General yelled at his army. A random soldier took the binoculars and looked.

"Uh, sir, that's not one our soldiers. I've never seen him before."

"What!" Seven more black blurs dropped from the sky, causing even more explosions. More people stood around the first man, forming a circular shape. They all assumed fighting poses. Suddenly, the first man's voice rang out.

"Creatures of darkness, you are in unauthorized territory. Leave now, or face the consequences!" Everyone was silent, even the man. Then, he said,

"Enemy will not surrender; initiate termination protocol. SOLARUS Strike Force(1), green light!" The seven warriors spread out; decimating the enemy forces with might, grace, and speed. One of the warriors, who was the not the apparent leader, slammed their hand into the ground, putting up a barrier around the enemy and boxing them in. Everyone but the leader (Aaron) split off sections of the evil army, and proceeded to knock them around, taking out the weaker enemies first. Aaron assumed a meditation pose, and floated in mid-air. He began forming a Rasengan in each of his hands, which both, very slowly, grew larger and larger.

"White Dwarf, Subdwarf, Dwarf, Subgiant, Giant, Super Giant, bring them all in!" He shouted after he had two balls of energy in each hand the size of yoga balls. The seven of them nodded, and then brought all the tougher enemies closer in and bunched them all together.

"All clear, Hypergiant!" The one known as Subgiant called out. Aaron floated high in the air, and melded the two energy balls together, forming one giant one.

"Atomic Spirit Rasengan!" He shot down in a nosedive with the huge Rasengan and plunged it into the ground, setting off a massive, but contained, nuclear detonation which for some reason only affected the enemies and nothing else. There wasn't even a crater in the ground.

"Rasengan...where the devil have I heard that before?" The General muttered.

"Sir, I believe it's from an anime called Naruto. My kid watches that almost every day." The soldier from before said.

"An anime? But that can't be possible! It's a TV show; no one can actually do those things!"

"I don't know anymore, sir, I don't know anymore." Aaron stood up, a breeze floating through his hair. More elementals surrounded the entire group.

"Heh, they just keep coming...like a bunch of freakin' roaches..." Aaron said with a chuckle.

"SOLARUS Strike Force, spread out and evacuate the city immediately. I'll handle these ones."

"Sir, yes, sir!" The other seven members of the group cried out, disappearing in thin air. Aaron smirked.

"So, you all wanna tangle?" Hearing a roar from the enemy, Aaron flashed a fanged grin.

"Then show me what you got." A flurry of the creatures leapt out at him. In an instant, he reached out and punched holes through them, the darkness they were made of fading out of existence.

"Hmph. Too easy." He leapt backwards into the air, performing a single flip with his right leg extended, and landed across from the entire army.

"Now..." He drew Amaterasu out of its sheath and held it at his right side.

"I dare you all...to take me on...and I'll win..." Aaron said, pointing with his left hand at the massive force of darkness.

"What! Is he mad?" The General shouted.

"We'll see..." Aaron said with his mind in a singsong voice. They looked around nervously, trying to find the body of that voice.

"Enough! Elementals, back away!" A masculine voice suddenly cried out. Everyone turned to see Renda himself standing behind the elementals, with a sadistic grin on his face.

"He's mine." Aaron smirked.

"Still the same, I see. You always did want the biggest and baddest all for yourself." He commented. Renda gave him the same smirk and drew his own broadsword.

"And you always wanted a challenge, no matter how much. Well, you're getting it."

He immediately ran at Aaron, who also charged. Behind Renda, earth churned and flew as he soared towards his opponent. And behind Aaron, jets of light flared as he ran. The two met straight in the middle with a clang, pressing their swords together and struggling to push the other back. Finally, Renda's sword moved Aaron's away and he lunged out. Bending backwards, Aaron let the blade swipe just an inch above his hair, and then struck back, getting a cut across Renda's torso.

"Ah, so you drew first blood. I still remember our old deal." Renda said, sheathing his sword. Aaron did the same.

"Now, it is not a battle of swords...but a battle of technique." Aaron held his hand out and shot a blast of light at Renda who enveloped himself in a ball of darkness. Aaron took this advantage to dash forward, and with a cry of,

"Shield Breaker!" He made a zanbato of his own energy and smashed Renda' dome, exposing the darkness god. Renda jumped away, wagging his index finger.

"Ah, ah, ah...you're breaking the rules…No swords allowed!"

"That wasn't an actual sword though...So all in all, I was still playing fair!" Aaron shouted.

"Well, then, dear chum, what say you to a battle of references and crossovers?" Renda replied.

"I say...I challenge you to a Pokémon Battle!"

With the Army

"Pokémon! Who the hell are these guys!"

The Fight

BGM ACTIVATED: POKÉMON FIRERED AND LEAFGREEN VERSION- TRAINER BATTLE

"Challenge accepted! Go, Zoroark!" Renda threw a pokéball that released a kitsune-like creature. It had a crimson mane and claws, and the rest of its fur was black.

"Let's play, Lucario!" Aaron tossed the pokéball into the air, and out came everyone's favorite aura pokémon.

"Aura Sphere!" His Lucario charged up a shining blue ball of energy, and then fired it rapidly at the Zoroark, which took the full brunt of the hit. Said pokémon was instantly KO'd. Renda withdrew it, and shouted,

"Go, Machamp!" A massive, four-armed wrestler-like pokémon appeared. Aaron recalled Lucario, and tossed another pokéball, saying,

"Go, Alakazam!"

"Brick Breaker!" The Machamp charged his Alakazam, bringing its hand up in a swift motion.

"Dodge and counter with Psychic!" Alakazam teleported away, and then Renda's Machamp was flung about and knocked out.

BGM END

They both recalled their pokémon.

"One last pokémon?" Renda asked with a smirk.

"Strongest one." Aaron told him. Both of them were going to send out their strongest pokémon. They each reached for a single masterball.

"Let's destroy them, GIRATINA!" Renda threw out his masterball, and it released a monster that looked like it came straight from hell itself. Many soldiers pissed their pants in fear. Aaron smirked.

"You never learn, do you?" He chuckled.

"When it comes to fighting..." He tossed his pokéball into the air. (A/N: When you read the name of this next BGM, you'll KNOW that shit's gonna go down.)

BGM ACTIVATED: ARCEUS' THEME

"...I'm God..." As he finished his sentence, his pokéball opened and released the god of pokémon itself...Arceus. It was currently holding a Spooky Plate. (If you don't know Arceus' ability, go search it, and then you'll understand why.) Aaron pointed a finger at Giratina.

"Judgement." Arceus gathered a ball of white energy at its mouth, and then fired a beam of it at Giratina, making the Distortion King cry out before falling on the ground.

BGM END

"I win." Renda growled at this.

"I'll be back! And next time, you'll fall to me!"

"We'll see about that!" Renda and his army disappeared in an explosion of darkness. Aaron clicked his wireless communicator, and asked,

"SOLARUS, has the city been evacuated?"

"Yes, sir. We've evacuated all living citizens, and have killed off the remaining enemy forces in each of our sectors." White Dwarf responded.

"Good, set up a barrier around the city and prepare for mass resurrection."

"Sir, yes, sir!" All seven responded. A few moments later, a blindingly yellow barrier appeared around the entire city, preventing anyone from entering. It also forced unwanted people out of itself, so as not to disturb the ritual. Aaron crossed his middle and index fingers.

"Tajū Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Multiple puffs of smoke appeared around the city, revealing them all to be clones of Aaron. The clones and Aaron began setting up seals on the ground, roofs, floors, etc.

"Imperial Resurrection!" Aaron and his clones slammed their hands into the ground, and the seals glowed. Suddenly, dead civilians began picking themselves up off the ground, their wounds healing.

"Mass resurrection is complete. Disable barrier and move out." Aaron ordered.

"Hai!" The seven said. The barrier disappeared, and he teleported back home while the team teleported to Ra'drith.

Aaron's Sanctuary, Naruto-verse

"Man, I'm getting so impatient..." Rich muttered. It had been an hour since Aaron left, and normally, it'd take him five minutes to mop up a bunch of darkness elementals. Suddenly, Aaron appeared out of thin air, startling everyone.

"Hey." He said, tiredly holding a hand up.

"Dude, where've you been? It's been an hour since you left!" Rich shouted.

"I basically cleared an entire city of elementals, and then fought Renda with swords, one technique, and pokémon. Then I resurrected every dead person in the city and came back here." Aaron explained. He then yawned.

"I'm going to sleep. You can all walk around and do what you want to do. We'll start lessons again tomorrow." With that, he walked off.

Later, That Night

"Aaron-san." Minato said, shaking Aaron's shoulder. Aaron simply grumbled and turned over in his bed.

"Aaron-san." Aaron's eyes opened.

"What?" He asked.

"Tsunade sent a messenger hawk. It seems she's given you an A-Rank mission. You, Rich, and May are to prepare at once." Minato was holding a scroll. Aaron sat up and took the scroll from him. He quickly scanned, it and then nodded.

"Alright. We'll leave in thirty minutes." Minato nodded back, and then walked off to send a hawk back.

30 Minutes Later

"Hey, Aaron? Where the hell are you going at 2:00 in the morning?" Rich whisper-shouted.

"I got a mission from Tsunade. She's Hokage until this whole war is settled."

"What's the mission about?"

"It says that we have to go to raid a bandit camp."

"We?" Rich asked.

"You, me, and May. Apparently, a lead to slave trafficking was found, and these guys are the main cause." Rich narrowed his eyes.

"Are we gonna give them a quick death?"

"Hell no. These bastards deserve to feel the pain they caused, especially since the trafficking is only women." Rich nodded and went to get May. When they came back, May and Rich were both all set.

"Let's kick their asses." Rich said.

5 Miles Away, Bandit Camp

"Guys I want you to stay behind for a sec. I'll deal with all these guys, and then I'll signal you when it's okay to follow." Rich and May nodded.

Aaron leaped high into the air, silent as a true ninja should be. He landed down without a noise, and searched for the bandits' armory. Making a few hand signs, he said,

"Katon: Goukakyu no Jutsu." A massive fireball engulfed the armory, destroying everything inside. Smoke flew above the bandit camp, and many came out of their tents, searching for the source.

"The armory's on fire!" Someone shouted.

"Who the fuck did this?" Aaron suddenly appeared in the middle of the entire camp.

"That would be me, gentlemen." Multiple bandits cracked their knuckles.

"Well, you're a dumb little shit, ain't ya? We're gonna kill you slowly and painfully, and then, we're gonna go rape those bitches we've got locked up!"

"Wait, what bitches?"

"Why does it matter to you? You're just gonna die anyways!" He put a mental note that said to check out what the guy was talking about later.

"This is unfair, isn't it?" Aaron asked them.

"Too bad. You should have brought backup." He suddenly started laughing.

"Not for me! I meant for you guys! I mean, seriously, this isn't even a warm-up to me!" Growls were heard.

"Then you will die!" Bandit cannon fodder #31 shouted, raising an axe. Aaron simply reached back and punched a hole in the guy's stomach, making everyone's eyes widen as he fell to the ground, dead. Aaron removed his hand, and shook the blood off. He then activated his Elder Sharingan.

"Holy shit..." Someone muttered.

"You guys picked the wrong elf to fuck with today." Aaron said, drawing Amaterasu.

"I-I-It's...Uchiha Hiroshi!" Aaron smirked, a small breeze picking up.

"Damn straight it is." He then pointed his sword at the group.

"You all have been found guilty of slave trafficking. Not only that, but I can see in your eyes the lust one gets from raping someone. You are too vile to be spared. Your only solution...is death." To prove his point, Aaron shot straight forward and cleaved through about 20 different bandits.

"Now...let's dance." Aaron then leaped about, decapitating, bisecting, maiming, and all in all utterly owning the bandit camp. If you had been there that night, you might've seen the devil himself slaughtering all these men. When he was done, blood soaked the ground underneath Aaron. He placed his hand on the leader's forehead, and began to shift through his memories. When he saw what he needed to see, Aaron signaled May and Rich, who both immediately came to him.

"Guys, I can tell you right now that you are about to see something gruesome. If you don't want to see, just stay up here." Both May and Rich affirmed that they had to do this to see if they could help anyone. He created five KBs to watch, headed with them for the main tent, and found a small wooden door that led underground. He slowly opened it and they climbed down. It was some sort of prison. Making their way to the first cell, the three gasped in horror.

WARNING! WARNING! HORRIFYING SCENE APPROACHING! IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ IT, SKIP AHEAD TO AFTER THE SCENE!

Three women lay limp in the iron cell. The only clothes on them were torn and shredded rags, which did nothing to hide their nude figures. Hardened old semen covered most of their bodies. The first one he saw was a beautiful woman, maybe eighteen. She had exotic silver hair, and an hourglass figure to die for. But when he saw her eyes, he would've murdered the bandits if he hadn't done so already. Her purple eyes had no trace of any will in them. They were broken, dead eyes that made Aaron furious. Rich clenched his fists so tightly that he drew blood, May nearly puked in shock. Aaron clicked his communicator.

"Satan. Come in, Satan." A voice responded back after a few seconds.

"Yeah, I'm here. What's up?"

"I just sent about 60 guys your way."

"And?"

"Make them suffer."

"What's the reason?"

"Female slave trafficking, rape, torture, and starvation. Give 'em the Outer Ring of the Seventh Circle."

"Can do." Aaron stopped the chat, and then looked through the rest of the cells. There were a couple of dead women, but most were just barely alive. Aaron walked bravely into the first cell. The silver-haired girl reached out to him like she had been broken to do, putting a hand on his crotch area. Aaron put his right hand on top of hers, moved it away, and looked at her seriously.

"Don't worry. You're getting out of here."

END OF HORRIFYNG SCENE!SKIP AHEAD TO HERE IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ!

"Guys, I want you to leave for a second. I'm about to heal them all." Rich grunted, and May nodded with tears in her eyes. They both quickly ran out, and Aaron ran through hand signs.

"Keiton: Tajū Pyua Chi (Light Release: Mass Pure Healing)." A bright light then filled the entire area, covering everything.

1 Day Later

Aaron sighed as he sat down on his bed in the sanctuary.

"Hey, you alright?" Rich asked when he walked in. He waited a bit before answering.

"I'm fine. You know, you asked that question the day before we came to this world, remember?" Aaron asked back. Rich nodded.

"Yeah, I know. Brings back memories. To think, all those times you could make music from a single blade of grass; they were only because you were an elf." Aaron nodded.

"I need something to get my mind off of the whole bandit camp thing." He then told Rich. Rich thought for a moment.

"Be right back!" He disappeared in a yellow flash, and reappeared with Anko.

"A little hint: 'Stop. Hammertime!'" Rich said as he winked and then flashed off. Aaron cupped his chin with his thumb and index finger.

"Hmm...sex in a sanctuary?" Anko smirked.

"It's kinda kinky, though." She crawled straight up to him and began tracing a finger up his chest.

"Doing something so...impure..." Anko whispered.

"In a purifying place...Makes me...horny..." Aaron felt a shudder go down his spine. He snapped his fingers, and three things happened.

1. A sound barrier was placed over the room.

2. Their clothes disappeared.

3. The door locked itself.

"Let's do this."

And that was Chapter 14! Thank you for reading this far and I'll update soon!

~Jinso-(kun, sama, san, whatever the hell you wanna add)