Jasper sat up straighter in the chair. "What do I have to
do?" He asked in a formal voice.
Alice smirked at him, and he seemed to shrink back under
her gaze. I giggled for a little bit. "Your task is to get into a
huge panic over the intercom voices."
He stood up, grateful that there wasn't any more. He
brushed his honey blonde hair out of his face before Alice
said, "There is also a second part. I won't tell you what it is
until you do this one first."
Finally, Jasper slowly walked over to the music section and
began browsing through the CDs. I saw no point in him
doing this; the Cullens had them all anyway.
Once again, the intercom came on. "Alexie, you're needed
in the shoe department; Alexie, you're need in the shoe
department." An employee from the music department left
the scene, so Jasper wouldn't get in trouble later.
Jasper fell to the ground. "THE VOICES! OH GOD, THE
VOICES! WHY WON'T THEY STOP?" He screamed.
The old woman Alice talked to earlier came up to him.
"Don't panic, lad! It's the voice of God!"
"I think that woman is senile!" Emmett whispered loudly,
and we all laughed.
"What's the second part?" Jasper asked in the same formal
tone after he came back over to us. "You have to go up to
customer service…"
I didn't hear the last part, because Alice whispered it to
him.
Rosalie and Edward were fighting back smiles, while
Emmett was shaking with laughter.
"What's going on?" I asked Edward, confused. "Just
listen," He told me soothingly as Jasper strode away.
"You'll see."
After about two minutes silence, a voice came over the
intercom. "Anita Hoare, Mike Rotch, and Hugh Jass, your
friend is looking for you."
There was another moment of stunned silence before we
were all roaring with laughter. "Sweet Jesus," Emmett
gasped. "That was the funniest thing yet!" Apparently,
Jasper had to make up rude names to announce over the
intercom.
Jasper came around the corner, smirking as he did. "Like
the names?" he asked as he sat down again. "Of course!"
Rosalie nearly squealed.
Just as we thought we were finished laughing, three kids
came around the corner. "Mike, who was it that called us?"
A girl asked."I don't know, Anita!" a boy snapped. "Shut
up, Hugh!" Mike snapped to the other boy.
We all stared at each other before the laughter began again;
this time it was louder than ever. "Rosalie," Jasper gasped.
"Your turn."